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u kno when u were like 15 and u were talking to any adult man and you would say "like" in between a couple words and hed immediately start mocking your entire speech pattern and be like "like oh em gee lipgloss twilight!!" and you weren't allowed to punch him at all
did anyone else pretend to have an imaginary friend as a child because you thought you were just supposed to do that but internally didnt get it and thought it was stupid
mushrooms are the ultimate food experience. Meat without meat. Vegetable without vegetable. A sin without sin. Beautiful. Mysterious. Elegant. Decedent.
X dot com is a website u go to to buy like. packers and transgender shapewear and they’re like “discreet packaging. No one will know it’s a penis.” Like it’s a name for a penis website
"how do i make comics how do i do" do NOT come up with a PLOT do NOT come up with LORE just TAKE your GUYS and PUT THEM into SCENARIOS and PUBLISH IT NOW NOW NOW
that old video where it’s a vet and the dogs owner is like “he’s covered in bugs” and the vet is like “those are his nipples!” and she’s like “that’s impossible he’s a boy dog” is what every single conversation about trans people sounds like to me at this point
stop worrying about gender. grow your hair out. put aquaphor on your nipples. learn how to drill holes in the wall. get really jacked. become a carpenter. get nailed to a cross
thanks to the transgenders, a girl i want to have sex with can walk into a clinic and get the procedure to be ugly in mere minutes! a girl i wouldve fucked can become unfuckable to me very quickly, and that is so so so scary. that is so scary please
like there are a lot of interactions in life where i cannot believe i wasnt allowed to just punch the other person and this is definitely really high on that list
me, in 2007, 11 years old: [stealing from source codes from various websites to make complex CSS for my neopets user lookup page]
me, 2019, 24 yrs old: if you so much as make me use brackets to bold a text I will come to your fucking house
[person who has never lived in the middle of nowhere voice] Your local gay tattoo parlor, Your local gay piercing parlor, Your local comic shop, Your local indie comics community, Your local arts community
I feel like people hear like “chronic fatigue” and they’re like “oh ok so ur just eepy sleepy all the time like a baby? I’ve been sleepy before and I lived through it! I was even sleepy in college I just drank redbull!” like sorry my body actually just doesn’t work is the issue
i didn't know there was a discrepancy about what mauve is. i've always considered it the like, dull dusty rosey purple. like i buy lip colors that are "mauve" and they are like. dusty color
the only art advice i can give confidently is that u can and should draw almost anything out of circles or squares and lines of action the way you draw the human figure. u can draw bottles like that. u can draw a chair like that. a building. anything
every job app is like "must be good at things" "must be ok being in a location" "must be able to talk to others"
could you give me a fucking break please
thanks to trans people a girl i wanted to fuck can become something i dont want to fuck and a someone i didnt want to fuck can become a girl that i do want to fuck. this is a disaster and i have to kill people now
listen many cartoon guys are just better as cartoons. They don’t need to be played by a real guy. They were born as a drawing and sometimes that is just what they are
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it's rly crazy to be trans and have political commercials on tv that r straight up like "i hate trans people and i will get rid of them" like sorry what
DO NOT DRAW IT WELL do not draw it well AT ALL you need to take your LITTLE GUYS and hold them like you would a bratz doll and make them talk to each other and then PUBLISH IT WITHOUT THINKING
so after wearing mainly men’s clothes for a while I gotta ask: does anyone else feel like women’s clothes are like, fake? Like they look cool but like, are like, the fake version of practical clothing? Like women’s pants are fake pants women’s jackets are fake jackets
benefits to vampirism
-sexy forever
-sexy at night
-really good at sex im assuming
-i can eat rich people and literally who can stop me im a vampire
-sexy at night forever
STEP 1: make a font of your handwriting
STEP 2: make dialogue with your new font
STEP 3: make the lowest effort possible drawings to go with the dialogue
STEP 4: post online or show to friends and loved ones
critically, you should be sitting at your desk listening to music way too loud and getting really into it in a way that is embarrassing. this is a very important part of the creative process
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I’m not sure zagreus is a himbo. He is like, mildly baby. He has a mild case of being baby. I don’t think that’s the same. He isn’t dumb in the right way he is like, sheltered and naive. He does not have himbo energy.
honestly!? OBSESSED w the grim reaper as a concept. like. "why do we die?" "well... there is this skeleton. and he has a very big garden tool, and well, theres nothing you can do to stop him."
I dot think what I personally really want from “representation” is either like “what about happy stories” or “what about these types of stories” so much as actual queer perspectives. Like. I don’t like the idea that “good queer representation” needs to look like a specific thing