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jen

@penandjen

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the dog haver

Austin, TX
Joined July 2024
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@penandjen
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23 days
new purse!!! you can connect the phone to your cell phone and talk with it!!!
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@penandjen
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6 days
u ever eat a nutrient and u can feel it coursing thru u
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@penandjen
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27 days
would u stay friends with someone who got mad u didn’t say happy father’s day to them ? (they are a 40 yo cis woman)
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@penandjen
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13 days
so if you don’t do any physical activity and you eat like shit turns out u feel like shit and look like shit
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@penandjen
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29 days
beach !!!!🏖️
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@penandjen
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12 days
🐶🐶🐶
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@penandjen
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17 days
me and my friend penny
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@penandjen
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16 days
she’s watching the storm :)
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@penandjen
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21 days
going biking !
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@penandjen
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1 month
against all odds we got to have the perfect beach day after all !!!!
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1 month
BEACH !!!!
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@penandjen
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2 months
are u tellin me ur supposed to jump in this suit ?
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@penandjen
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2 months
please follow me
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@penandjen
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18 days
DOG
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@penandjen
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12 days
i worked out 1 day am i hot yet
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@penandjen
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11 days
UGH like bro do u wanna fuckin marry me or NOT
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@penandjen
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24 days
1th ?
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@penandjen
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19 days
MY AUNT FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER WTFFF i blocked her wtf ???
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@penandjen
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6 days
do u sleep with ur bedroom door open or closed ?
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@penandjen
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2 months
please like follow and reply
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@penandjen
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2 months
i don’t need 7k followers but id like more than 99????
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@penandjen
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2 months
im sorry for not being here when kissinger died im sure u all had fun
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@penandjen
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16 days
i can’t believe she’s real
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@penandjen
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22 days
dingle
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@penandjen
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13 days
INTERNATIONAL DOG DAY!!!
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@penandjen
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1 month
which hat ?
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@penandjen
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15 days
i have shade for her but she chooses to bask in direct sunlight 😂
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@penandjen
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2 months
im trying to find 7,000 of my closest friends
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@penandjen
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25 days
ceo of meeting my mutuals irl
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@penandjen
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1 month
one of my friends broke up with me today WTFFFFFFFFF
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@penandjen
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2 months
we’re slacking off today & tomorrow right?
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@penandjen
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7 days
i heard dogs love to chew up lettuce so i wanted to see how penny would like it and ❤️😭 sound on for cronch
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@penandjen
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1 month
full offense but i fucking hate jk rowling
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@penandjen
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11 days
today’s definitely a pretend to work day
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@penandjen
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2 months
about to raw dog reality (grocery store without headphones)
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@penandjen
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5 days
im so sad they stopped making hot men
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@penandjen
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12 days
men are sick in the head like beyond help
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@penandjen
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2 months
too normal for online too online for normal
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@penandjen
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16 days
i love my little ashtray
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@penandjen
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21 days
chillin in pgh
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@penandjen
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12 days
i like men that cross their legs
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@penandjen
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17 days
did u remember to floss today ?
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1 month
final decision
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@penandjen
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30 days
i know who i am, and i am not a bad friend or a bully
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@penandjen
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1 month
my boss is out all week im not doing jack shit !!!!!!!!!!!
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@penandjen
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27 days
i used to have followers it was awesome
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@penandjen
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26 days
i used to be cooler online now im arguably cooler irl
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@penandjen
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2 months
gonna eat a whole pizza tonight
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@penandjen
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8 days
hello ?
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@penandjen
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1 month
GOOD EVENING FOLKS WE GOT WORKING AIR CONDITIONING !!!!
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@penandjen
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18 days
IM SEEING CHAPPELL ROAN IN OCTOBER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@penandjen
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8 days
i had one of those recurring dreams where my mom is still alive but just living a different life and i somehow get in contact with her but she’s really emotionally distant
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@penandjen
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26 days
you will follow me and you will like it
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@penandjen
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30 days
OMGGG NEW PURSE!!!
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@penandjen
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10 days
the paramount+ app is the most foul piece of dog shit ive ever come across
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16 days
i love being alone until i hate it
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@penandjen
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10 days
testin out the new bed !
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1 month
this tank top was $6
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@penandjen
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25 days
i will be smoking weed around 7pm EST tomorrow for those who care
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@penandjen
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9 days
good morning
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13 days
does anyone have $340,000?
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@penandjen
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25 days
😛
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2 months
the pillow user
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@penandjen
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26 days
rubbin my legs together like a cricket it must b bedtime
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@penandjen
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13 days
you don’t like pop music ???? so what do u hate fun , and joy ?
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1 month
twitter is more fun with more followers
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1 month
this dog loves pillows
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@penandjen
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23 days
THEY MOVED CHAPPELL TO SUNDAY I JUST GOT MY ACL 1 DAY TICKET!!!!!
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2 months
OMG
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@penandjen
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12 days
i have to go to work today like a fucking loser !!!!
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@penandjen
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1 month
what if instead of work we just didn’t
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@penandjen
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2 months
sleepy doggy alert !!!
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@penandjen
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7 days
whose dick do i have to suck to fall in love and get married
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@penandjen
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4 days
i would simply not climb everest or go mountaineering 🙏
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@penandjen
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1 month
DO NOT wish home ownership upon yourself IT IS TERRIBLE !!!!!!
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1 month
gm we’re going to the beach today
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1 month
alcohol is the worst thing to ever happen
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@penandjen
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27 days
is it bedtime i am still tired from this morning
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@penandjen
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16 days
look at my bong it glows in the dark !!!
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@penandjen
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10 days
we’re getting let out of work at 3pm today 😌
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@penandjen
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2 months
it’s hot to be ugly
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@penandjen
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1 month
the harder u work the more work they give u. slack the fuck off!
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@penandjen
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1 month
last night was so fun!!!
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@penandjen
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2 months
penny
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2 months
are u tellin me u cyber in this truck ?
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@penandjen
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6 days
dreading tomorrow im having a heart to heart over the phone with the friend who got mad at me abt the Father’s Day fiasco
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1 month
IM GOING TO THE BEACH AGAIN THIS WEEKEND!!!!!
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@penandjen
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4 days
i don’t get paid enough to be this bored at work
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@penandjen
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1 month
how do u fall in love with ur soulmate without dating ?
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2 months
i had followers once
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@penandjen
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27 days
when she knows i don’t have a relationship with my alcoholic father
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@penandjen
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7 days
i just saw a GIANT wasp inside and i killed it with raid but not before running around and screaming at the top of my lungs literally braver than the troops
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@penandjen
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6 days
btw i cracked an egg directly into the garbage disposal 🤡
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@penandjen
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2 months
one way or another im going to figure out how to get comfortable in my own mind and body 😤😤😤
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2 months
i fuckin love dogs dude. all of them
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@penandjen
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just took a hit from the bong that sent me back to 2014
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1 month
why would u get out of bed? have u ever been in it? it’s just too good to miss out on
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9 days
is anyone falling in love with me ?
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@penandjen
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14 days
men likely don’t even know what a nasolabial fold even is just chill
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