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@tiredxwitch

2 years

@cheeseraven11 Girl I would tune in ngl

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3 years

Unpopular internet witchcraft opinion: you don’t actually have to know everything or do everything perfectly to have a very personal and amazing practice.

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My husband: “I respect your practice but I don’t believe in magic personally” Also my husband: *said to our baby* “we gotta put your left shoe on first or the demons will get you”

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3 years

Someone sent me this. I don’t know the artist, if you do pls tag them so I can give them credit. But this is the true gnosis.

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2 years

@cheeseraven11 *slaps the side of a random woman* you check out the bones on this one

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3 years

Euphoria could have taken place in college and had the same effect without feeling like it’s inappropriate to enjoy

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3 years

The myth you can’t buy your own tarot cards, started in the 1970s as a tactic to present more mysticism to a psychic’s craft. There’s no historical truth to this myth. Stop worrying about it and buy the cards. You want them & it’s not going to bring you bad luck. Enjoy yourself.

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4 years

Poor people deserve access to magick, and shopping at the dollar store for your candles does not make your practice any less valid or potent.

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@tiredxwitch

3 years

Being a feminist means respecting a woman’s choice to work or stay at home. As someone who has done both, it was my choice both times. Putting down a woman for wanting to be a stay at home anything, is not feminism.

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2 years

@OnlineAlison If my dad ever touched my like this I would chop myself in half and never recover

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3 years

This shows up at your house wyd

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3 years

Did you know you don’t have to be dark or edgy to be a magickal practioner. Being cute/liking cute stuff doesn’t invalidate your practice.

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4 years

October 31st is not only Samhain and Halloween, so on and so forth. But it’s also a Blue Moon. We won’t see another until august 2021. Tell me that’s not specifically made the for the witches to save 2020

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@iammelibee This happened with us and a family member and they lost alone privileges with our kid

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3 years

Knowing a lot about witchcraft isn’t the same as practicing witchcraft.

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4 years

Please stop falling for tarot “certifications.” These are ways to take your money and give you a false sense of superiority. There is no certification board or standard someone just made that up.

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3 years

Hey. Idk who needs to hear this, but you’ve got a stack of occult/magick/witchcraft books on your shelf you haven’t touched yet. Pick one up and start reading.

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3 years

I’m just gonna say it “the witches you didn’t burn” or the “spirits of the witches you did burn” is just white people desperate to be oppressed. Stop it. Just be spiritual, be a witch, be an occultist, but stop romanticizing oppression, it’s not ok.

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2 years

They also had this which… who’s gonna tell em

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3 years

The concept that witchcraft must be positive, uplifting, and healing at all times, does not fit my self definition.

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3 years

It’s wild that in a community of people who “work with spirits” I have to say “someone lost their life, have a little fucking decorum”

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3 years

As a witch, who is married to a Catholic- if you’re afraid to tell your partner about your beliefs because of their judgments or how they’ve made you feel, they aren’t the one for you. Don’t settle for less than you deserve.

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2 years

Casual reminder that while Love and Light culture may convince you that your healing journey needs to be filled with kindness always. Sometimes healing is learning to say “fuck off” to people who desperately need to hear it. Healing isn’t a synonym for being a doormat.

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3 years

It’s official! Today my book is available literally everywhere!

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2 years

Kat Von D, the literal Nazi, and everyone’s like omg she’s getting rid of her witch books. Who fucking cares she’s an anti vax Nazi.

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3 years

Every Jesus freak who comes to my page and says they used to kill people for being witches. I’m taking as a direct threat, and reporting it to the police.

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2 years

Listen all I have to say is it you think vaccinations go against your free will, but then think a woman should carry a baby to term against her will, you’re fucked in the head.

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2 years

If you have a problem with gay kids, trans kids, non-binary kids, etc, you shouldn’t have children. Bye.

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2 years

As a cis person I’m talking to all cis people right now- stop calling your friends who are trans, your “trans friends.” Not your place to out them to strangers get a fucking grip.

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@tiredxwitch

3 years

Anyway I’m joining the satanic temple to protect my uterus’ rights. How bout you?

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3 years

What if, and hear me out, we just let people like things. Disney adults, horse girls, dungeons and dragons, fucking whatever. Just let people enjoy things and stop being assholes. They’re not hurting anyone, mind your business.

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3 years

“The witches you burned” narrative really has to stop now.

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3 years

I just want to write a book about death, spirits, and magic but I don’t think anyone wants to hear my takes on any of that

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@tiredxwitch

3 years

You ever just sit and think about how you aren’t your body, you are your brain. The body is just your car?

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2 years

It’s not pro life when you refuse to 1. Provide comprehensive medical care for the mother and child 2. Provide financial assistance to families who can’t even afford to have children 3. Provide education to avoid unwanted pregnancy

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3 years

On today’s episode of “I’m not wiccan” the three fold rule means nothing to my practice. I respect it for others, like I respect any religious values, but that doesn’t make them mine. Stop telling me I’m being a bad witch, not everyone believes what you believe.

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2 years

Tarot Tip: go into any reading being ready to accept you may be the problem. Otherwise you’re wasting your own time (potentially).

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3 years

Low-income people exist. And while places like Walmart are by all accounts evil, that is some people's only option. I make those budget videos for them, not for the people who are privileged enough to have other options.

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3 years

I won’t be over this deck for A WHILE

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3 years

If you think you are born a witch, and have some kind of weird superiority complex about this, go away out of my space.

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3 years

While it is true modern Christian holidays are derived from pagan holidays, they have evolved and are different. Stop trying to claim oppression, it’s not a good look when there are people who actually die for their spiritual beliefs all over the world.

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3 years

A goddess of death, is also a goddess of life. I will be taking no further questions on this.

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3 years

Rememeber when the boomers called millennials lazy for 10 years because of the recession they created? They’re doing it again but this time at Gen Z because of covid and no one having jobs. Don’t fall for it.

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3 years

A lot of folk magic has Christian ties. What if we started embracing our Christian magical friends instead of treating them like they are their religions history. We want to be accepted as witches, while simultaneously not accepting others faiths, and that’s hypocritical.

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2 years

The fact that the girl playing Wednesday Addams is getting heat for working while having Covid, and not the production team for allowing it, is insane to me.

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@tiredxwitch

3 years

When people you care about talk to you about something they’re interested in, whatever is on your phone should not be more important.

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3 years

I am again saying, the conversation around ancient Egypt, and their beliefs being silly, and therefore we can disturb their final resting place, makes me ill. Even if we chose to study them, PUT IT ALL BACK.

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3 years

Listen idk who needs to hear this, but you’re not important enough that literal gods are fighting for you to worship them. Death and Demons are not tearing themselves apart to get your patronage. Please have a word with yourself.

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1 year

Should I do a YouTube video on why eugenics in spiritualism is bad??? Didn’t think we’d need this but perhaps people don’t know how the starseed/indigo children/lumerians/etc is space racism.

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3 years

This is an anti [your ex bf] account. Who are they? I hate them.

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2 years

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3 years

It’s 2022 can we stop with the whole witches are born with x or being able to do y. Stop. It makes people who are getting in a SPIRITUAL BELIEF SYSTEM, think they have to make up they can do something or that they aren’t good enough. Enough already.

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3 years

I don’t like non consensual you scratch my back I scratch yours mentality. Yes helping each other is amazing. No, doing things without being asked does not mean I owe you a favor, and frankly that’s manipulative.

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2 years

Children have impulse control issues. If YOU an ADULT, leave a bowl of candy of your porch, and then post a child that’s NOT YOUR OWN, on the INTERNET, as a means of shaming them, I hate to tell you, but then “stealing” a couple extra of candies does not outweigh your misdeed.

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3 years

The majority of witchtok is young women. Ask yourself the question- do I hate tiktok, or do I not like seeing young (even underage) women happy doing something?

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4 years

I can’t relate to people who get upset about gettting older. I literally do not care. I’ll be 50 still rocking blue hair and minding my business, who gives a fuck, truly.

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3 years

The lack of kindness and empathy really is lacking in a community full of people who scream about how they’re empaths.

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3 years

Took some family pix

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4 years

People who tell you they can cure your trauma with magick are dangerous. Please be mindful.

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3 years

Hands down the coolest part of today! My books B&N now!

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3 years

Guys don’t use the Ukrainian issue to promote your work and shop. Yikes.

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3 years

Having to explain to my British husband that culturally Latinas are just loud, and that he doesn’t have to ask why “everyone’s upset” every time we have a family gathering

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3 years

Color me crazy, but I think telling people to stop taking their medications is… dangerous??!?

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3 years

@bigfivethousand The amount of likes this is has is a hate crime towards me.

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3 years

Every episode of Ancient Aliens goes like this: Did Aliens create these giant statues? Did Aliens visit this remote civilization. No, they did not, that’s just POC historically doing amazing things and white people thinking aliens must be the only explanation.

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2 years

Hey everyone I just learned the US national suicide prevention line has changed to 988! Pass this along because someone else maybe didn’t know and is going to need it. Love you.

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2 years

My favorite part about yoga is the last 3-5 minutes where I lay there and pretend I’m dead.

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3 years

No one deserves abuse. No one. Even the people you don’t like.

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5 years

The latest in price gouging and ridiculous quarantine hoarding- my dads alcohol swabs he needs for his diabetes, are all bought out and 25 dollars for a box of 100 on @amazon . First of all WHY. Second of all, people legit needs these, like everyday. Fuck y’all.

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3 years

Just saw a tiktok of what I can assume is a zoomer asking “is there like beef between the Catholics and the Protestants?” Bestie theres the whole cow.

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5 years

@NotStoppable2 @seitanwhore Take it from a 16 year old to really hit ya with the “life lessons”

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2 years

Walked into this metaphysical shop, walked out nearly immediately holy shit

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3 years

Not all witchcraft is quick and easy. Not all witchcraft should be. But sometimes the internet really do be making it appear that way.

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2 years

Stop obsessing over people who don’t like you. Let it go. You aren’t friends anymore. You don’t need to be a bully because you and them aren’t getting along anymore. Grow up and move on. Like a dozen people need to hear this right now. You’re grown, move on.

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3 years

Convincing my Husband that I actually need something at Spirit of Halloween, or I’ll die ™️

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4 years

I've said it before, and I'll say it forever, other tarot readers/witches/creators/authors/mentors/podcasters, etc. aren't my competition. I wish you all nothing but pure success.

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3 years

Witchsplaining is just as annoying as mansplaining. If no one asked you, please shut the fuck up.

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3 years

I just find it interesting that witches online suddenly care about Tr*sha P, to the point of calling it appropriation and “hexing” them. Where was this energy when they ACTUALLY appropriated POC religions for clout. Or said they bought off a rabbi, fo get converted.

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3 years

Normalize not tolerating men who weaponize incompetence. Literally just leave them. If they treat you like their mother or like shit, literally just leave them.

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3 years

Happy New Year to you all. May it bring you everything you deserve.

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3 years

Starting my budget friendly witch tips again. Can’t wait for all the comments where people expose themselves for hating poor people again!

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3 years

I’m gonna say something really unpopular. Holidays, even if pagan in origin, are not stolen holidays. You’re never gonna celebrate them how they were celebrated. And most pagans borrow from other cultures to do their workings. Just let people enjoy their holidays.

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My favorite part about my child’s birth was shouting “what’s the time!!!” As soon as they were out of me. Then making my husband write it down.

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3 years

My husband just farted and burped at the same time and then goes “my body just took a screenshot” I am deceased.

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5 years

Me on Sept 30: Me on October 1:

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2 years

For all the one persons who wanted to know how the bag hair turned out

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4 years

My least favorite part of modern capitalism, is the idea that every hobby you have must also be a side hustle. And yet we still aren’t making enough to buy houses.

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2 years

The Democratic Party has had decades to secure abortion rights and refused to, so they could use it as a weapon for your votes and donations. They are not better than the republicans.

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2 years

My cat died so someone I know, in a logical move, and definitely not at all creepy, has named their new pet the same name, it’s the same color, and they’re calling it the same nickname I called my cat. Should I just peel my skin off so they can wear it now or later?

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While I love tiktok, it has normalized this narcissistic ideation that gods are communing directly with you, and telling you who to give devotion to. This is so self absorbed and narcissistic. While you may develop a strong and connected relationship with your devotions, youre…

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3 years

You’re not too sensitive. If it hurts you, it’s hurts you, and no one else gets to decide it doesn’t.

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4 years

Only 5 more days and were out of Mercury Rx. You can do it people.

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4 years

It’s 2020 you have no excuse to still be using white sage.

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2 years

Woke up to something shouting my name. So that’s cool and fun. Unrelated I’ll be doing a full cleanse of the house and body today.

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3 years

Witchcraft is an inherently euro-centric term. We cannot apply it, as some catch all term, for spiritual practices that are not European in nature. Let POC speak for themselves, and that’s not gatekeeping.

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3 years

Your friends shouldn’t be your competition

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3 years

If you celebrate thanksgiving today or you don’t, please consider donating to the Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women. Indigenous peoples aren’t a costume and exist 365.

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3 years

Was just reminded for anyone who maybe saw my “cancer” posts, I recently got my 6 month post cancer removal checkup and I’ve been given a clean bill of health 🥳🥳🥳

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