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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

Omg it's so hard to think of shit I like?! Am I just boring or is this what getting old is lmao

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4 months

Okay this took me forever. Please do it. 🥹🖤

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Mel

@iammelibee

7 months

The TikTok librarian Mychal made a video about returning late books and how alot of libraries are fine free. Mine is not, BUT I had a craaaaaazy late book. We're talking like 8+ years. It was $10. So all that to say, don't be scared if that's what's keeping you from your library!

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

On another note - having my NOT EVEN 2 YEAR OLD be vegetarian isn't abuse. It's just raising him in a household according to my beliefs. You taking your kids to church every week is "forcing your beliefs". When he's old enough, he can choose. I'm still not cooking it tho

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@iammelibee

3 months

The people who can't handle taco bell don't eat enough fiber. They eat 3 beans and shit their pants lmfao

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@b_e_a_n_mom

3 months

I always want to eat Taco Bell and my husband doesnt understand

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

Ok changing who can reply cuze now there's a bunch of people I don't know responding and I think we all know that it's bad. 👍

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

I'm sorry WHAT?!

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

Argue about it with someone else

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

@beefington420 YES

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@iammelibee

4 months

@momofdroids Fr lmao

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

What does your wedding set look like? 💍 Custom set with alexandrite and diamonds. Alexandrite shifts between purple and blue so it's like having 2 rings in 1 💜

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@MrsSmorc

3 months

Mine is a custom made 3 piece wedding set (blue is my favorite color)🩵💍 Since I am a bad influence and pro edating - when we were edating I made a channel in our discord and I put a list of a few engagment/wedding bands that I wanted if he ever popped the question. 😅💍😎

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

@RespecterTrail Argue with them

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Mel

@iammelibee

8 months

Why aren't bathtubs insulated?? I'd like the water to be warm for longer than 5 minutes thanks

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Mel

@iammelibee

25 days

@dumpstxrfire_ THE BOOB SQUISH?! Absofreakinglutely written by men for men what the fuck katy

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

@momofdroids I feel like cities that have extreme weather should supply at least one indoor free playground.

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@iammelibee

4 months

@tiredxwitch Yea this was kinda a final straw tbh

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

OK YOU SAID YOU WANTED THEM!!! 💘

Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

HEY DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOME WEDDING PHOTOS?! I GOT MY SNEAK PEEKS BACK!

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Mel

@iammelibee

8 months

I wish someone would have warned me before getting pregnant what it can do to your teeth

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Mel

@iammelibee

7 months

Why did all the malls remove their play places?????

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@theresakg_

7 months

@mollyfleck I feel like malls used to serve this purpose in the 90s and 00s. Kids would run up and down the long halls and burn energy, and some even had kid zones like this

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

Bro someone with ED and Bulimia in their bio is coming at me about "is your child getting enough calories?!" Bitch are you?! Worry about yourself! We're fine over here!

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

@curlyxvegan Because my husband eats meat, my sister has all types of food allergies and I have lots of friends with food allergies/dietary restrictions that I respect (unlike my parents clearly) and so we got a taco truck to come out because it could cater to everyone's needs.

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Mel

@iammelibee

8 months

If you're planning on having kids, don't get with someone in the car sale industry. They'll literally never be home and youll be left to do literally everything. He leaves at 7:30am and doesn't get home until 10-midnight. It's bullshit.

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

@OKAYYYWOWWW I could MAYBE understand asking for help with food or if they did a big arts and crafts project (I feel like that's something you would talk about beforehand tho?!) BUT COUCH WEAR AND TEAR ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

@Yesimteamedward ❤️❤️ thank you!! It sucks cuze it's my parents but also ITS MY PARENTS YO

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

@not2shabii Might is implying they show me they've changed and won't act like this again.

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@iammelibee

1 month

@momofdroids ALSO I've left patches applying sunscreen to my own shoulders. There's a reason most people ask for help putting sunscreen on their shoulders

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@iammelibee

5 months

Anytime my kid does this, I chop them up and microwave them with a ton of butter and some cinnamon and serve it with dinner. Its basically stewed apples, if you add sugar and its a super basic apple pie filling (I usually don't in this scenario)

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@UpTambourine

5 months

Okay. This is absurd. The fruit is going on lock down. 🤦‍♂️💀

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Mel

@iammelibee

6 months

@emilykmay I hear what you're saying but never have I ever made a friend in a store. Might have a 3 sentence conversation in the check out line but that's not community. What moms should be doing is making friends at parks, library storytimes, ect. The grocery store isn't a friend factory

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Mel

@iammelibee

7 months

@TheFoxMatriarch My dad won full custody of me because he actually wanted to be a dad and fought over it. Crazy huh? 🤪

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

@OKAYYYWOWWW I think it's referring to the people who are grown women NOW who grew up with her basically. Kylie is only one year younger than me and I know so many people who have been affected by the stuff Kylie has posted during the last decade, but we are all grown women now, ya know?

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

@vegannabananna Lol I used to baby sit my sisters best friend and she still talks about the time I thought we should make our own tortilla chips and then forgot about them in the oven and took the kids for a walk and then came back to a smokey house 💀💀💀

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Mel

@iammelibee

5 months

@wimpymomdiary Straight to my house pls lol I'll eat them 😂

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

@StelloEC Bruh my husband is Mexican and I live in California where there's some of the best Mexican food in the US. I also like real Mexican food, my MIL makes some aaaaamazing food. Sometimes a Baja blast and a shitty burrito hits too. There's a time and a place dude.

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

It's my wedding day :)

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Mel

@iammelibee

7 months

Got my sneak peeks back from our photoshoot!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ IM OBSESSED

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

@tiredxwitch YES EXACTLY. Like it's just blatant disrespect towards me as a person and parent.

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

@kodstrangeer Oh this one is disappointing

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Mel

@iammelibee

8 months

I always hate this rhetoric because blunt doesn't mean being an asshole. It means you say something without the fluff or sugar coating. Y'all just hate it when people don't do the neurotypical conversation dance.

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@prettygirll4L

8 months

"I'm just blunt." No you aren't blunt. You just dont care how you talk to people because you think your opinion is more important than respect or courtesy. I hate when people think the only way to be truthful is to be blunt, harsh or rude. (1/2)

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@iammelibee

7 months

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

Saw someone comment "so what you just stand in front of your fridge eating?" And like.....do y'all not just stand in your open fridge munching?!

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

@OKAYYYWOWWW True but she was saying that she was selling teens the image. Which she was! Yes she was absolutely being pressured by family/the industry and probs had no awareness of what her reach could do to people at the time, but it still did have an impact on people. The Kardashians as a

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Mel

@iammelibee

11 months

STOP EXPECTING YOUR MONTHS OLD BABY TO SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT! Its not developmentally "normal" until 2 yrs old but how many adults do you know that still wake up at night? Dont listen to the boomers who locked their kids in the bedroom, no monitor & called them good sleepers 🙄

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Mel

@iammelibee

15 days

@shivermevembers While i agree, going over 41 weeks was so goddamn miserable lol i wish we wouldnt naturally 😂

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

@AshleyRosetta95 Offering another perspective of a nearly begged for c section person. Once you've been in labor for 33 excruciating hours, unmedicated for 12 hours, then with a failed epidural, then pushed for 3 hours with baby keep sliding up and you havent eaten since you stepped foot in

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

Not really sure people with IBS are responding to this to tell me they have gut issues. Like you're shitting your pants no matter what you eat, I wasn't talking to you lmao

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Mel

@iammelibee

10 months

Mom Twitter having legitimate racist crackheads was not the plot twist I was expecting lol

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

The funny part is my husband eats meat. And WE AGREED to raise him vegetarian. MY HUSBAND also gets upset when people sneak out child meat. If my child grows up and wants to eat meat he can. But even my meat eating husband is hoping he wont because he thinks it's healthier not to

Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

On another note - having my NOT EVEN 2 YEAR OLD be vegetarian isn't abuse. It's just raising him in a household according to my beliefs. You taking your kids to church every week is "forcing your beliefs". When he's old enough, he can choose. I'm still not cooking it tho

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

@raisintinybabes A baby I nannied had colic and my god it was miserable. I was so happy to go home everyday, I feel so bad for parents who deal with it all day everyday.

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Mel

@iammelibee

24 days

@Grey_Storm224 @dumpstxrfire_ I'm bisexual. My whole point is it's uncomfortable because it's made for the men and the "male gaze".

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Mel

@iammelibee

10 days

Feeling cute today :)

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

Felt cute today ☺️🫣

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Mel

@iammelibee

8 months

Ok I'm obsessed with my haircut. I feel so cute and I even wore my hair down all day when it's normally up in a bun cuze I hate it 😂🥰💇‍♀️

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

I won't let him eat a 3rd banana

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

@southern_speech They're only mad about it because it makes them look bad to not be the ones to plan it. 🤷‍♀️

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Mel

@iammelibee

5 months

@vegannabananna While yes it's kinda strange they're making "sexy" swimsuits for toddlers, that's awesome that it helps accommodate addy!! I'm sure there are other medical parents just as excited as you

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Mel

@iammelibee

9 days

Yall this donut shop does not hold back on their fillings

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Mel

@iammelibee

8 months

And before anyone starts I have his location. It's his job. As a salesman you can't leave until your customers are out of finance and in their car driving home. As a manager he can't leave until all the salesmen are out. And working open to close is expected.

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

@HappyGal420 Literally.

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

Made my son a play kitchen! 👨‍🍳 It's made from a random target box and leftover bits of wrapping paper, plus the wrapping paper tube, and a lot of tape LOL

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Mel

@iammelibee

7 months

I made chow mein and orange chicken (tofu) for dinner tonight 🤤

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Mel

@iammelibee

1 year

I feel like with this mom shaming trend going around its the perfect time to say that I'm a bedsharing, breastfeeding, anti sleep training, BLW, son plays with dolls & wears pink, Montessori leaning, baby wearing, raising my kids vegetarian, pro choice, lgBt, hippie outdoorsy mom

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

You molested my coffee and it's still not stirred!!!!!!

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Mel

@iammelibee

5 months

I made the most delicious*French onion soup* baked mac and cheese 🧀🤤

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Mel

@iammelibee

8 months

@emtrnmd I'm planning on having mine altered into a dress wearable for anniversary date nights!

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@iammelibee

2 months

@zukokins I will always be annoyed she ended up with aang. Never felt right. She and zuko were for each other!!!

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@iammelibee

20 days

Chopped my hair off today so I could feel something lmao so this is the perfect excuse to show it off :)

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@willustrating

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qrt with a photo of your face, i want to see some beautiful people today 🍇

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

@duneposter People who don't regularly eat fiber or enough of it will experience digestive issues when they finally do eat it. That's my point.

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

If I'm honest with myself this is a huge part of the reason I'd love a daughter. I watch my husband heal his inner child with our son, and I want the same ❤️🥺

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i had to pause

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Mel

@iammelibee

6 months

We did it!! Now we wait for the results

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@iammelibee

6 months

Update: he is very upset I woke him up early af but he's so cute I want to eat him so it's ok

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Mel

@iammelibee

8 months

Just dropping these here ✌️

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Mel

@iammelibee

2 months

So many of my ceremony photos look like this because my officiant (my uncle) was absolutely hilarious. In this pic he pranked us by saying that instead of vows we've decided to do an interpretive dance. Got the dj in on it too 😂

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

2019 - dating, living with roommates, running after school programs, got crazy sick and nearly 💀 2024 - Married with a TODDLER, renting our own place, stay at home mom, not sick or 💀!

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The time jump from 2019 to 2024 feels unnatural.

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

@notskyehans We're moving out of state in a year, not because of this but a huge perk. They've watched him alone like 4 times in his life for things like our anniversary dinner or a hair cut. But they're constantly begging to have him overnight and I'm like no!?

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Mel

@iammelibee

8 months

@nikkineups Literally this. I just stick a bed in there for guests and the rest is all him 💀

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@iammelibee

3 months

Officially got the kiddie pool set up!!

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@iammelibee

3 months

My child is 3 ft tall and not even 2 yet. HES GOOD

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

She's done!!! My "mommy tattoo" as I've been calling it!! Has my sons birth month flowers and his zodiac constellation. The moon represents me and my husband (June + Melinda = Mune "Moon"). I'm in loveeeeeeee

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@iammelibee

3 months

Eeeeekkkkkkk!!!!!

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@iammelibee

4 months

@decafdaydream The meat thing pisses me off more than the alcohol TBH. Mainly cuz I know the meat is just straight disrespect, whereas the alcohol is him thinking it's funny because we all have pictures with our grandpa doing the same. Just too stupid to realize it's bad 🤦‍♀️

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Mel

@iammelibee

7 months

"don't clean on new years it's bad luck!" The universe:

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@iammelibee

8 months

@mushr00mbabe Gotta use more lube. Like a stupid amount of lube. Sometimes reapply in the middle of things lol 💀💀💀

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@iammelibee

1 year

My friend ordered a rainbow cake for her daughters 3rd bday and look what they received 💀💀

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@iammelibee

9 months

I have 2 different thumbs

that purple🍉

@timolotl

9 months

I actually never eat rocks

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@iammelibee

2 months

Y'all look how cute my son and his lil bestie are 🥰

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@iammelibee

7 months

THERES GERMS EVERYWHERE YALL. KIDS LICK DOORKNOBS!!!! OMFG

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Mel

@iammelibee

4 months

HEY DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOME WEDDING PHOTOS?! I GOT MY SNEAK PEEKS BACK!

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@iammelibee

8 months

@OKAYYYWOWWW She takes her wing woman duty seriously

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Mel

@iammelibee

3 months

Ok well arguing with the idiots of Twitter was fun for a bit but I just deleted that tweet cuze omg. It's been a while since I had a tweet get round like that and I'd like to return to my safe corner of the Internet pls LMAO

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@iammelibee

4 months

@Yesimteamedward My actual face watching this

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@iammelibee

5 months

Piercing babies is a big ick of mine. Bodily autonomy and consent people!!!!

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Mel

@iammelibee

7 months

Sup. Here's my face

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Mel

@iammelibee

6 months

Help my not on Twitter friend asked me to find drakes video and I had no idea what I was getting into when I searched for it 😳😭

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@iammelibee

9 months

Are you idiots too dense to realize it's for safety and health reasons?? Your child could be withholding important information because you're there! And those screenings where they ask if you're being abused at home? Yea they ask the kids too SO THEY CAN PROTECT THEM FROM ABUSERS

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@iammelibee

2 months

Mom fit of the day ✌️

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@iammelibee

1 month

@momofdroids Her husband gives me such creepy vibes. Would not trust him with my drink or children

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@iammelibee

3 months

They're so good omg

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@iammelibee

3 months

Ok attempting pop tarts with my sourdough discard 🤞

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@iammelibee

3 months

@kelsey453 America has such a weird relationship with death. They've made it so taboo when it's just a natural part of life. It used to be the norm that we would clean and dress our loved ones for funerals but we decided it was too yucky and make morticians do it, & we think they're weird

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@iammelibee

9 months

@thewildwatsons @thatsassymom_ Shouldn't be unpopular. Teaching your kids to show up for their friends and celebrate others is important and this is where those building blocks start!

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@iammelibee

8 months

My husband just surprised me with a new phone! 🥰