Simadoũzi @tinysima Twitter profile

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Simadoũzi

1 year

Need to stay awake so I’m distracting myself with the matches I’ve been to so far this season. Game 1. Netherlands v Croatia. Finally got to see one of me faves. #footballtrollop

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@tinysima

14 days

This is brutal 😭😭😭😭 never change #NUFC

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@tinysima

11 months

I need this radgepacket Tonali tonight! YAAAAAAAAAAANITED #NUFC

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@tinysima

8 months

Saturday was amazing but almost ruined by someone’s dad/grandad using the **ki word. Please can you educate them & tell them it’s derogatory? I’m sick of this happening regularly now. It never used to be like this. It’s not being woke it’s about being human. YAAAANITED #NUFC

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@tinysima

6 months

@CurranteEstevao Don’t ruin it for me please! I love how they have a list of acceptable haircuts out there! It’s such a fascinating place as an outsider.

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@tinysima

3 months

@FuckOffLucas @SCARFYYYY Mines a bit racist like

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@tinysima

8 months

The huge tv screen in the leazes almost falling off and delaying kick off

Football Away Days

@FBAwayDays

8 months

What is the biggest “I was there” moment you have supporting your club?

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@tinysima

6 months

@CurranteEstevao No?

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@tinysima

11 months

Been sent these by me Italian lad. The reporter is allegedly good at stalking players to catch them out. Pictures mean nowt though he’s just enjoying a night out innit. Me poor Sandro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #NUFC

Simadoũzi

@tinysima

11 months

SANDRO NOOOOOOOOOOOO (me milan ultra sent me this, it’s him going to a police station) we’re all gutted about him man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@tinysima

11 months

Not my best picture but look who’s copping a feel LADS

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@tinysima

9 months

@LedmanToon @__JH37 BATARD I’m in the breakfast place in the hotel and it came on

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@tinysima

9 months

Match day, awful picture time! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANITED

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@tinysima

9 months

Another one from tonight. #NUFC

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@tinysima

8 months

@ZachLowy Thank you for still being the only sports journalist that talks about these issues

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@tinysima

10 months

Been put in headlock by Ryan Taylor YAAAAAAANITED

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@tinysima

9 months

He looks geet happy

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@tinysima

1 year

@anthonygordon @NUFC We’re all going to Milan!

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@tinysima

10 months

Morning @ghodoussi do you want the 12th man or tourists?

The Padded Seat

@PaddedSeat

10 months

⚽️ We were invited to Newcastle United yesterday to try a new hospitality package... 🥂 Here's how we got on inside The Rooftops @NUFC | #paidpartnership

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@tinysima

1 year

The north east looks canny this morning

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@tinysima

14 days

Here has @FrancisChipp has been moonlighting in Brazil

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@tinysima

6 months

The disparity between match going fans and fans who go to matches for work is staggering.

True Faith: Newcastle United Podcast

@tfNUFC

6 months

If moved from SJP, what would you want to see in a new stadium? Here’s what @ketchell would like! #NUFC

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@tinysima

8 months

I have mates in the states who have been watching Newcastle for years. They came to see us when we were shite. It goads that someone who will not know the nuances of being a fan abroad through bad and good is representing them.

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@tinysima

1 year

OMG

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@tinysima

6 months

I’m confused by this atmosphere conversation, at what point in the last ten years has the atmosphere been consistent all season long? It’s a myth!

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@tinysima

9 months

@AwayDays_ This is the northern way to do trains!

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@tinysima

2 months

@____Pingu____ Dreading the north east and its reform number. None of us are coming out of this well.

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@tinysima

6 months

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANITED @NicolaWintrip @NatashaNUFC

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@tinysima

4 months

Goals on film….

Premier League

@premierleague

4 months

⏰ 85' Duran ⏰ 88' Duran From 3-1 down to level in no time thanks to a brace from Jhon Duran 🦁 #AVLLIV

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@tinysima

2 months

@mikeysmith @OfficielKaybaye It’s a shame he doesn’t have to get developed vetting, you’d think that would be mandatory for all MPs. His IP history would be a fascinating read!

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@tinysima

11 months

One of the reasons I agreed to take part in @primevideosport documentary was due to the lack of representation in our fan base at home and due to the rise in racist bile from our own support and within football in general. It’s devastating.

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@tinysima

8 months

ME LADS YAAAAAAAAAANITED

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@tinysima

5 months

Why don’t you lot do a premier league fan fest in the UK? You know thousands can’t afford or cant access match day tickets, wheres the engagement with fans on a domestic level?

Premier League USA

@PLinUSA

5 months

Americans fans are built different 😤 Dedicated fans have been in line for hours to be the first ones into Fan Fest! 👏 #PLinNashville | #MyPLMorning

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@tinysima

4 months

I think a few Arsenal fans need to watch this! I mean Bruno starts his video with the Arsenal rumours, he’s turned them down! Deluded as man

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@tinysima

18 days

@danielstorey85 But did you go see the bielsa tributes?

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@tinysima

10 months

@dyIanbrett How can anyone not love Bruno? Can’t believe that account that grieffed him.

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@tinysima

2 months

Swear that’s embarrassing of those makems running to count the votes. Behave man

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@tinysima

1 month

Hi @NUFC why have we not banned this individual from our club? Sort it out man.

Darren Grimes

@darrengrimes_

1 month

Remember though, diversity is our strength!

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Simadoũzi

@tinysima

28 days

Nee sugar daddy just fuckin daddies

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@tinysima

5 months

Where is the due diligence in sports journalism. It’s demoralising seeing media shrug off cretinous behaviour because they did something with their privilege. How have we got yo this point?

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@BBCSport

5 months

The Hardest Geezer. The most incredible achievement. 💪 Russ Cook has finally finished his epic challenge, running the length of Africa - the equivalent of 385 marathons - in 352 days. Simply sensational. 🏃‍♂️

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@tinysima

3 months

Been a proper trollop with the family. Not even sorry 💁🏻‍♀️

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@tinysima

8 months

YAAAAAAANITED

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@tinysima

26 days

Sos but the 50,000 fans booing Michael Owen when he came on for Man Utd against us is on another level. Even the grandads in the east stand were joining in.

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Quite simply the greatest atmosphere I’ve ever experienced. The whole city was ready to spontaneously combust all day. And it did.

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@tinysima

6 months

I hate @manxpie86

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@tinysima

1 year

Been applauded out by Milan fans

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@tinysima

8 months

FUCK THE MAKEMS

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@tinysima

3 months

Is that Yann sommers? Is he still going?

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@tinysima

6 months

@CurranteEstevao I missed that story. Im gutted! Did they have any other cases there after?

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@tinysima

1 year

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH GOT ME MILAN AWAY TICKET LADS

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@tinysima

5 months

Hey @alanshearer fancy being a gem and helping fans in the UK who have been supporting Newcastle since before the Ashley era, who are having bother on match day with the club? Away day ticketing is a nightmare. Howay lad, or do we not matter anymore?

Alan Shearer

@alanshearer

5 months

Onto it. Come to the main entrance John and we will get you in.

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@tinysima

11 months

Thank you to @manxpie86 for this

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@OddsOnFPL

11 months

Whats a video that lives rent-free in your head?

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@tinysima

8 months

Been abandoned by the rest of the lads YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANITED

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@tinysima

5 months

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAANITED #nufc thanks to my bish @manxpie86

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@tinysima

2 months

@MilanPosts @Gazzetta_it Got to see him at Newcastle. Absolute legend and he’s met our Tonali. Scary to think how young he is!

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@tinysima

9 months

YAAAAAAAAAAAAANITED

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@tinysima

16 days

Nobody will remember: -your salary -how busy you were -how many hours you worked People will remember:

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28 days

Been up since like 3 innnit

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@tinysima

18 days

Why don’t YouTubers understand that filming kids mean you need to have parental consent! You can’t film random kids without prior authorisation or parental consent. And that’s without going into GDPR rules.

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@tinysima

2 months

DEFLECT DEFLECT DEFLECT! sort the running of the club out lads

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@NUFC

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@tinysima

10 months

OH HEY HIYA

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@tinysima

9 months

Pretty sure journalists need to wind their necks in and refrain from telling fans what they should or shouldn’t feel. Their job is to report not to lecture. Stark difference in being a fan and being a journalist.

Andy Sixsmith

@SixsmithTV

9 months

Any #NUFC fan who’s calling for Eddie Howe to be let go needs to give their head a wobble. Yes, #NUFC are on a bad run & were poor second half today. No, they shouldn’t be exempt from criticism. But the foundations & the ethos Eddie has built, what he’s already accomplished for

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@tinysima

4 months

I love @NicolaWintrip and the other ones okay 😉 @dougofthecorner

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@tinysima

8 months

#NewProfilePic

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@tinysima

1 month

@RichySouthern Watched him at hull, made saves that dubravka would never make, had more command of his area whereas dubravka is silent. I liked him but need to see more

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@tinysima

11 months

@Xraystan Exactly it’s the creep of the reporter who stalks them like wtf

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@tinysima

8 months

Bonkers how everyone said they’re getting their club back with the take over when in reality it feels like we’re losing our club.

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@tinysima

3 months

£80 for a football top is ridiculous. I know they are expensive in Europe but thought that was due to low prices for match tickets. We pay a fortune in tickets and travel for away games and now this? I get it’s adidas but aren’t we in a cost of living crisis?

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@tinysima

8 months

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! You know some of us lost family on 911 yer prick

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@tinysima

7 months

When you have football at 11:30 and comic con at 3. #WBAWOL #redskull

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@tinysima

3 months

Steve Wraith has a lot to answer for

Transfer Web

@TransferWeb1

3 months

👀 Galatasaraylı taraftarların şampiyonluk kutlamasından;

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@tinysima

10 months

Try being a brown fan pal, I got told at Dortmund me accent sound foreign. Lived in England all me life. It’s every match day now. We all know who’s at fault at the club it’s an Ashley legacy appointment. The sooner things get escalated the better.

Paul Nicholson

@PaulNic_Journo

10 months

... just want to be able to buy tickets for me and my son, the way we've always done, and go and enjoy a game (even when we lose) like I have done for most of my life. I am so angry, and apologise for the long post. Has any other #nufc fan been questioned at a game?

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@tinysima

11 days

Working whilst every fucker complained about being on furlough.

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@realgirl_fieri

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What was your COVID lockdown thing? My husband and I watched the entirety of Top Chef. Every episode.

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@tinysima

2 months

Simons is me kindred spirit, who did it best.

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@tinysima

19 days

I don’t get the criticism of Gordon the poor lad hasn’t had a break for two summers. First game back, fucking back off yer weapons!

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9 months

YAAAAAAANITED

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@tinysima

1 month

All need to be arrested for inciting hate and and domestic terrorism

Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🦠💙

@g_gosden

1 month

Radical hate preachers.

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@tinysima

1 month

Thé government need to address this with the strongest measures. Failure to do so will ensure incidents like these will continue to happen. Not only that, the issue stems from misinformation stirred by the same old charlatans online who deserve the same punishment.

Richard Gaisford

@richardgaisford

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Sunrise in Southport. A scene of devastation surrounding the mosque on St Luke’s Road after an angry mob attacked police last night. Bricks, bottles, fireworks sit alongside bits of a burnt out police vehicle - metal melted in the heat. @GMB

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@tinysima

9 months

Tonight’s mood. INTO THEM! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANITED #nufc

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@tinysima

3 months

@AndrewSuperDad Jeez he’s going to be taller than me by the time he turns 7 isn’t he?

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3 months

@NUFCThreatLevel @Im_RobM What a name

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3 months

@adidasUK @NUFC It’s begun!

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@tinysima

7 months

Inciting hate is a stark difference to having an opinion. They didn’t have a season ticket so they’re never guaranteed a match ticket. The ban is not for life.

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@stephenpollard

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My column on the chilling ban by @NUFC of Linzi Smith, solely because she believes in biological science

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@tinysima

1 year

Wey thats hardly surprising that the wrongun who claims to be AG is an absolute cretin. The people who enable him like Adam p need to be calling this out otherwise they’re complicit. Scumbags

harry™ 🏳️‍🌈

@SCARFYYYY

1 year

content warning: racism, homophobia well then

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@tinysima

9 months

I like how they swerved the comments re boats. The issue I have with the people who do fan channels is that they never call out racist attitudes. Are we scared to lose followers if we dare say owt? They’re all spineless.

Lee at NFTV

@LeeAtNFTV

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@MikeS1892 It's pathetic.

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@tinysima

5 months

Dating dad has blocked me for saying the self help book he put in his breakfast post was not a light read as the book delved into complex psychology around trauma. Imagine being that sensitive?

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@tinysima

5 months

You are fucking kidding me?! Funding a fat racist?

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@mdoogan97

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Our international fan representative 🖤🤍

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@tinysima

5 months

@brunoog97 @NUFC How can you define the favourite Bruno moment? You have created so much joy in such a short time, trying to define your time to one moment is an injustice to your sheer talent. Long may this continue! 🖤🤍

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@tinysima

11 months

Don’t make racist comments if you don’t want to be called a racist.

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6 months

Grim

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@tinysima

7 months

WEW at least tag @manxpie86 yer scab

Triple M

@Tripple____M

7 months

@Carra23 Have some Shame, try this

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@tinysima

3 months

@Martin_Abrams @BeardedGenius It gets better

Gary Spedding

@GarySpedding

3 months

Here at Pelton Community centre to protest Luke Akehurst - a local resident has a children's party that has been booked for months here. They're livid that this meeting has been put together and is interrupting their party and that Akehurst's supporters have made derogatory

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@tinysima

1 month

Newcastle United is owned by Muslims, the people who are the guardians of Islam, the very people they’re protesting against! Any of our lot joining in with tiny Tommy needs banning.

Smoove & Turrell

@SmooveTurrell

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Newcastle is Black & White, never forget that when the mob tries to come to town. Don’t let a bloke hiding in Spain tell you otherwise #NUFC

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@tinysima

8 months

There’s some amazingly good eggs on here who aren’t afraid to call out what’s wrong. It’s sad that those who can reach out to more people to educate them are spineless and will not call out shit behaviour! But who needs them?! ON Y VA

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@tinysima

10 days

Fancy asking why ligue 1 employs so many sexual offenders?

Philippe Auclair

@PhilippeAuclair

10 days

Nice to see proper questions put to Mohammed Bin Salman's employee.

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@tinysima

10 months

Fucking silent stadium yet singing on the train like fuck off man

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@tinysima

4 months

Scab behaviour selling above face value

Dan Goodall

@Goodall1892

4 months

@LiamStidolphUK @DAZM6988 @TalkofTyneside There you gan mate.

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Manxpie

@manxpie86

3 months

Bringing back how fucking mental this fanbase is! Remember this? 😂

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAANITED

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@tinysima

9 months

The UK is in the worst living crisis for some time and the north east is the most deprived region of the UK. Mocking a region about poverty is crass. Mock the football. Is it that hard?

Dean Smith

@deansmith92

9 months

Embarrassing the amount of fucking wet wipes who cry when people sing feed the scousers, it’s honestly not that deep fuck me what are the away ends gonna be like 10 years from now if it’s this soft now #nufc (yes I know we have a food bank so fuck)

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10 months

Naaaaaaaaaaaaw @1karenannwalker

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5 months

@RichySouthern Ew is the person okay? That’s awful

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