Toby @tindenli Twitter profile

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@tindenli

5 years

@purplerainblue @MarchsFinest @bIoach He literally spends his life trying to find the most effective ways to reappropriate his wealth you absolute spanner. He feeds it's directly into communities and projects it will make a difference. You could pick literally any other billionaire but you're on here clowning

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@theGOATVelez @HeuristicLineup @jay_pea619 This guy doesn't know about the bread clock! 😭😭😭

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@Sturgeons_Law Dr Seuss can go harder honestly

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@NekodoII What they say about stones in glass houses again? 😬

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@buffalocialism evergreen

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Japan twitter is the best because you can make some cute post complaining about the cost of cheese or something and within 30 minutes get a mob of anime avatars and a naturalised Japanese femcel telling you to go back to where you came from

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@SLEEZEB8LL @CdyRnkn @LilNasX Sorry but article 5 of the gay agenda is to force straights to watch as much gay shit as we've had to watch straight shit growing up 😄

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3 years

just told my japanese coworkers jesus would be angry at me if i work any longer today and it worked?

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11 months

"Japanese people won't go to shibuya on Halloween because Japanese culture respects rules!" Tell me you've never met Japanese college students without telling me you've never met Japanese college students

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2 years

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@tindenli

4 years

@cruellittlecat @casualafro Tbh I can't even be mad at the artist. It's all the shit media articles writing about how "incredible" these young artists are for achieving so much so young - conveniently leaving out their insane upbringings, making the rest of us feel like we've not tried hard enough or shit😷

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1 year

Tourists mistake Japanese etiquette for genuine kindness and conformity, and the veneer of "sameness" that people put on for their actual personalities. If you think all Japanese people think the same, its because you've never had more than a surface-level connection with them

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@ohshit2ndacc @lowriderslug_ @hermbby Added benefit is that it also makes me hungry af, I have such a small appetite unless I'm doing exercise

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7 months

People get JLPT N4 and start thinking it's time to make Japanese lessons on tiktok

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3 years

@jaemmmmme theres recipes that dont start with blasting onions and garlic?

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1 year

Japan's banks and post offices closing early isn't a random quirk, its based on the idea all families have a housewife who's free to go at those times on weekdays

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2 years

100% Japan will legally recognize this before gay marriage

近藤顕彦【⋈🗻🌰】ミクさん大好き

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My name is Akihiko Kondo. My job is a civil servant. I married Hatsune Miku, who lives in my house. About 15 years ago, I was bullied at work and took a leave of absence, but thanks to her I was able to return to work. She saved me. I love Hatsune Miku. I am very happy.

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@kiwi8three @LivPosting I'm not kidding this actually just made me feel depressed

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3 years

Shake shack in Japan puts the covid barriers between *your own* group, and leaves the space between you and other groups open. This is definition of performative useless measures 😅

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4 years

@MaxHydeInPlace @JennyENicholson She's a woman with different opinions about star wars. To these losers there's nothing more controversial than that lol

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3 years

@shoe0nhead vaush and gun girl: changed their look so much that noone realizes who they are in these shoe: added bisexual lighting to her room

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4 years

@Marble_Wang @PeterXinping I know a guy with kids here in Japan who he can't even speak to. It's like people are allergic to learning languages or something

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4 years

@JackRouke @HeroineRipley Have these guys never seen women not made up? You think they'd be embarrassed about it if so but they're out here telling us and clowning themselves instead 🤦‍♀️

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2 years

Gwen's BS aside, I think it's very depressing seeing foreigners and Japanese agree it's correct that someone should never be considered Japanese even if they've been here since childhood. Basically buying into Japanese ethno-nationalism.

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2 years

Lord give me the confidence of the people in the comments calling themselves fluent while acting like this is obscure kansaiben 💀

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10 months

I moved to Japan for the food

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4 years

@KaiserNeko @shaun_vids Bidens doing a good enoug job of that on his own tbh

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4 years

@lxttlebbgirl @fortbirthday @Catalinatrez @tiredmomclub Her ex husband went off to buy wood for her coffee table and never came back

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2 years

If you want an example of white privilege in Japan, check the reaction difference from locals when a white person says they passed N1 versus an asian person saying they passed it

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3 years

why does england have japanese-made laundry machines that will dry perfectly, but somehow the ones in japan itself will cost you $3,000, only dry half the amount, and still come out like a damp rag 🧐

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3 years

It's totally fine to leave Japan if you don't like it here. You don't have a responsibility to it or its people to fix it, and your happiness shouldn't be made sacrifice. I feel a lot of people haven't unpacked why they choose to stay somewhere they hate the actual reality of.

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@zeyblvd @PopCrave No she's just singing about a real apple

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5 years

@RunRichyyRun @maaba_g @camilalissethh Most who spread it don't know they have it 😴

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1 year

Im going to lose my mind

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4 years

@hatguysupreme @tamagotchimilf THIS. I'm totally down for people being open and lovey after just a date or two, but the way this is written is just a bit... corny? Sounds like bad romance novel writing

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2 years

Dominos Japan reworked their coupon system so you can't just use the same code each time.. but I've already figured out how to make it give you infinite codes on the new one too.. who designed this 💀

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2 years

Basically every Japanese guy looks better with facial hair and the "shaving is more clean〜" bitches have robbed this nation of countless hotties

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@hiragananinja

2 years

Do you love Hige (hairy) Japanese?

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3 years

@kaceytron I've never seen an attempted cancellation made up so many people who are obviously still children, literally playground level responses everywhere 😭

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2 years

I got my first five year extension! 😭

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4 years

@heybuddy_comic Jesus said ACAB

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3 months

So in Mrs green apples new MV Columbus, they appear to travel to Egypt and other countries, where they meet monkeys.. and appear to educate them, dress them in European style clothes, and have them pull them in rickshaws. This is so insane even a hardcore racist would blush

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3 years

@ninjinister @nopoweradeinusa I think puns involving actual words like pho king hell aren't so bad, it's the ones that are just straight up mocking Asian natives English accents that feel gross af 🤦

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3 years

@RadishHarmers @MishimaKitan Why is everyone ignoring the 800$ service charge???

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4 years

@PeterXinping But fr what's your favourite manga

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2 years

@ISSAirbnb @dashofjazzblog @SKuhlcat1 @TollyTaylor seriously.. I worry for these peoples sense of scale if they think a house is even a blip on the radar compared to the tonne of shit we throw into the sea every day

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4 years

@BlizzardFitch @MattWilsonCSS Your tweet makes me think your company would only hire people whose whole life is work. I have a dozen other things I enjoy besides programming, but you'd say I can't be good at my job because I want to meet friends, play guitar, or study a language in my free time instead? 🙄

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10 months

I love dogen, but peoples reaction to how he speaks Japanese has nothing to do with him being a foreigner. He just speaks like a ojisan. Rizz issue.

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4 years

@The_Law_Boy How does American healthcare cost so much but medics still have to work multiple jobs? Shouldn't everyone in the medical field be minted? 👀

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2 years

Japanese theatre audience watching the performance of their lifetime: 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

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@ShawnFuryan @ShesAlwaysAwake @ultralightbeam @Tricia02010243 @chezleyjehnsen @haniruok Also the whole "well we've given you a raise so we expect you to be doing more", not realising that you already *were* doing that before 🤦‍♀️ companies do everything to make this shit difficult

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2 years

The average salaryman has less vacation time than Japanese ATMs I swear to god

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Also, of course people who come directly into high paying jobs in Japan don't *need* to learn Japanese in their bubbles. But if you're not one of them, the idea that not learning Japanese increases your chance of climbing is ridiculous . Dude completely mixed up cause and effect.

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@TSoS_ it feels a bit like they've kept some of her commentaries from the book by changing them into dialogue with the emperor, I dig it

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3 years

@WillButler123 @Myxolydian12 @fractalcounty

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4 years

@CheggT @CallMeCarsonYT @Quackity She's seems like mixed-race raised speaking English (maybe abroad or international school). Her English is more native sounding than her Japanese.

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@Marble_Wang @PeterXinping Like how low motivation do you have to be to not even wanna talk to your own *kids* ffs 😄

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2 years

It won't help 🍵

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Good morning everybody. ☕️

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@sapotart @MatttGFX I can't even bring myself to like this in a disparaging way 🥴

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6 years

@springrooove Exclamation points really have been relegated to the "I feel cold not putting emoji here but I can't as this is a business mail" mark

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1 year

Sorry if this is racist but the dude even runs french

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Japanese Police launch a Manhunt for a Frenchman who punched a Japanese woman in Tokyo...

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I've had more near death experiences in the last six hours at this parade than my entire life

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@ContraPoints Getting the blue checkmark, without the indignity of having to want the blue checkmark

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5 years

@napalmmeth @nekorug I like the minutes taker presumably didn't know what a meme was back then so just wrote "a mean"

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@staceyhopkinsga @dellcam @kenklippenstein "be careful, this politician is only helping people so they can take office and help MORE people!"

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@laurenpham Ok wait it's fine

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the socialism leaving my body every time I check my payslip deductions in japan

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@yaboi868 @villanellessuit "but they all could be different kinds of gays" i- 😂

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@PeterXinping I just realised theyre all wearing shoes in the house, I rescind my question 💀

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@VaushV June 30th July 1st

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1 year

Now I'm not an expert, but from the last two political assassination attempts im gonna say the bins aren't an issue

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Tokyo police to cover the trash cans in Shibuya and Shinjuku stations as part of security measures for the G7 summit in Hiroshima (500 miles away).

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@madman2 @YouGov That slight taste of paper right up until the bit of juice left in the bottom really hit different

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@sukoonse @aaronneedshelp Software engineering asians

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2 years

Ngl Japanese men's conditions for dating women are brutal. You can be 10/10 knockout, but if you're not skinny, too tall, too outspoken, not Japanese enough, you'll be treated like an alien or fuck buddy at best. Straight women in Tokyo have a rougher time of it than she knows 😄

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If you're able bodied and without child honestly why are you using the station elevators anyway? These cold city assholes are so shameless... you can even see them avert their gaze 😤 Wheres the Japanese "politeness" I'm always told about??

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@laurenpham Its gonna be so hard for me to relate to any of your content now you're happy tbh but im glad for you

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One of the reasons Tokyo is so especially hot right now is because concrete jungles don't allow for efficient heat transfer. You can feel it physically when you move between areas without and without greenery in Tokyo. We need the exact opposite of these plans.

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They plan to cut down these big beautiful trees in Jingu Galen, because they need space for the expensive private tennis club. 😩 If you haven’t yet, please sign this petition asking for a rethink of the redevelopment plan.

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@PLDroneOperator But only if you strictly rate yourself and others based on this chart of course

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This video is so fucking stupid. He uploaded this video first COMPLETELY uncensored, and now again with people still easily identifiable. Is no space safe from being turned into content? So many people on these apps aren't out, or not out to people they work with. Why post this..

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@Jbhickle @BernieSanders Yes "due process" under capitalism seems to be working out so great for all these black americans 🙄

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1 year

That dudes fucking massive

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How many Tokyo Towers of trouble are the guys in the sub in?

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@stevemorris1738 @MldWlzard @JohnnyboyKCB Don't sleep with women bro that's not a pro gamer move

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i didnt know the lord could do this for me, thinking i might start believing tbh

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@theneedledrop Isn't that what the music tab is on the home screen already? Idk why it's so hidden away, it's miles better than the default one

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@VietCath @WomenPostingLs To each their own though, having a kid at 19 sounds unimaginably trapping and depressing to me. I wouldn't have done anything I have if I had a kid.

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@redlianak @Aileyn @RaeGun2k Wtf? Chased is a word for fetishization, how are all pan people fetishists?

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@RedLineFGC @bifteckfrere @shaun_vids Those numbers are ones twitter randomly generated when people don't self-set. There are way smarter username generators that wouldn't use something as obvious as "string of random nimbers" for bots

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even the job descriptions are doing it now, im going to commit seppuku

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@shoe0nhead I didn't think year of the rat was gonna be this literal but I'm here for it

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@BlizzardFitch @MattWilsonCSS Sounds like snobbery at its finest tbh. I've met people who's only hobby is programming and, while some are great, equally as many were stubborn and awful to work with. "Programmings not for you" is such a gatekeeping shitty thing to say

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@herrmansen @StaceyVaughn @wilderness747 @baqlava_ Dictionaries are curated selections of words, they don't contain all words or even claim to.

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@PhilipCranel @thegamingbottt Because respawn are lazy AF with quality of life patches and bug fixes. I've never seen a game with such a big team with so little output, genuinely no idea what the engineers are doing

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@tjhorner @bastianpurrer @gianluca_string If they're removing metadata altogether that's even more terrifying. Showing the user agent doesn't have too much use on the app, sure, but metadata can be used for detecting a whole lot 🫣

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@Ishikawa_Sachi Wow her English went from 0 to TEOIC 990 in just one sentence!

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@citrusymikan Why did Google rephrase it this way 💀

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@Bjoux @EmmaWatson "I refuse to be called biological parents. I am a parent. What about us parents being told we are not parents because of these newfangled 'adoptive' parents" 🙄

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I feel like its weird if you're seeing both Japanese and foreign people not wearing masks, but only choosing to tweet it when it's a foreigner, sorry 🫠

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@MitchellCo82872 @SpiritofHo Looks like they already know how to read

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"we know each other irl btw"

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@benkesslen Why don’t you just block instead of tweeting all the time… we know each other irl btw.

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@YamanJaiouch @isabella_patane @JellyIvy It's not subjective though. If you register a brand name for the purpose of exploiting them, it's against ICANNs rules and the company can appeal against them. It's different to regular domain investing!

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