Alex @theyoungman6669 Twitter profile

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Alex

1 year

My new chapbook, “I Can’t See It Now, with @thealienbuddha , is now available on Amazon: !! I am so excited for this one, it’s a very meaningful little collection for me

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5 months

It’s Evil Night tonight on twitter

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BLM Tel Aviv

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thoughts?

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I’m doing the grapefruit technique to a minion’s whole body

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1 year

I accidentally scrolled to the 601st post and my phone sprayed some kind of acid into my eyes

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5 years

I will donate $10,000 dollars to a charity of his choice if @benshapiro gets his height measured by a doctor on live television

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4 years

ah man sorry dude I totally thought I responded to this earlier, ive actually been in a cage in a cia black site all day getting exposed to electric shocks and strobe lights but I’m definitely down to hang out soon

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How I look waiting to be tucked into bed

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4 months

One of the more violent turns of phrase I’ve encountered on here recently

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60s guy on lsd: I am a merely a single drop of water in the sea of consciousness 90s guy on dmt: the archaic revival is here, I am a cybershaman 2010s guy on 25i-NBOMe: I can feel the spirit of Ron Paul in the room with us right now

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2 years

Oh okay!

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3 years

Yell from Yell is so scary 😭

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6 months

Here’s my favorite picture I took during the 2020 protests

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Alice In Chains Nutshell playing at 300 dbs.

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5 years

@chrissyteigen if this is just a cute, fun story for you i get why you hate bernie so much, must be nice to have this obscene wealth!

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3 years

reading erowid trip reports

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3 years

damn :/ @fellawhomstdve

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2 years

Most intriguing 🤔

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3 years

soon I will know how to have sex

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4 years

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3 years

the worst part of the 1/6 holiday is when kids go “1/6 or treating” at night and you have to give them candy or they come into your house and steal podiums and laptops

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2 months

@Anarchocumunist That’s very plausible

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5 months

I actually like to call it “politricks”

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4 years

getting this information out before they can disappear me

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2 years

Bush is going to give a speech about that time Russia bombed some of its own apartment buildings and blamed it on Chechens to start a war but he’s going to accidentally say “the twin towers”

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5 years

would you guys like it if I posted something about an Epstein funko pop? Huh? Is that a combination that would do something for your brain? Huh?? Huh??? Do you like that?? Do you fucking like that??!?????!!??

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4 years

when they’re asking you to walk :(

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Pat Lynch on the effect of the anti-police movement: Our politicians want us to walk away from our communities and abandon you.

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3 years

okay now you understand all of philosophy

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3 years

sometimes you post something and you realize you’re the only audience for that post

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1 year

BORN TO SAIL / DRY LAND IS A FUCK / Drink Em All 1977 / I am margarita man / 410,757,864,530 EMTPY BOTTLES

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BREAKING: Legendary singer Jimmy Buffett, known for his hit "Margaritaville," has died. He was 76.

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3 years

😃👍

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3 years

my Visigoth roommate is so pissed at me for christianizing his cat :/

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5 years

I stopped watching rick and morty because I couldn’t keep up with the required reading list between seasons

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2 years

I’m learning powerful esoteric truths

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2 years

Hunter Biden's laptop password was "analfuck69"

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5 years

calling my dad a neoliberal when he uses IMF loans to pressure small countries into enacting policy that allows multinational corporations to profit off of the smaller countries’ natural resources at the expense of those countries’ people

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3 years

@aniceburrito T=0:01 I took another sip of beer. T=0:02 I took another sip of beer T=0:03 I decided I needed to go lay down on the couch. Intense close eye visuals. Started falling into various thought loops. I was getting very scared at this point.

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5 years

did this ever work for anyone

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4 years

I hate when my fucked up deer beams light into my eyes

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3 years

“wow, anon, you really got 4 laugh reacts on a single message in a group chat today?”

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3 years

Jesus is goated with the cross!

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2 years

Jfk did it

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4 months

@theVibesGuru Cannot imagine being a member of his family and reading that sentence

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5 years

to all my communist followers: sorry for not tweeting about communism enough to all my non-communist followers: sorry for tweeting about communism too much

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2 years

checking out r/escapingprisonplanet

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5 years

drumpf joker and he says “do you want to know how I got elected” lol right guys ?

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5 years

henlo nyc

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5 months

Wow, this blew up! Kill me, Pete!

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4 years

@Bunkers4All @WorkersSpatula1 gonna insult me back? that’s what I thought, it violates the categorical imperative

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5 years

COVID: Chilling Or Vibing Is Dope

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4 years

I’m t posing in front of Nancy pelosi’s house, she’s afraid to come out and the police are scared to approach someone with such dominant posture

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4 years

maybe..... but maybe not..

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3 years

I’m so sick and tired of the photoshop show me something natural like Hanes with the skid marks

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5 years

taking ambien and waking up to find that I wrote an entire eco-fascist manifesto and sent it out in a twitter thread

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3 years

I’m the bird telling the fox to take a bite

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5 years

how’s everyone’s Sunday evening going?

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2 years

Mgtow stands for magicians granting their own wishes

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5 years

the joker: all I do is smoke weed social worker: nice

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wearing my favorite shirt on this beautiful Sunday! I’ll probably watch some Disney+ with my partner (pic related- that’s her meeting the man himself!) and then we might throw on the Hamilton soundtrack later while we kiss

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5 years

lacanian mobster: “im going to make you an offer you can’t understand”

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5 years

Jesus Christ Baudelaire please chill

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2 years

The 2008 invasion of Washington DC was so crazy, I feel like people don’t talk about it anymore

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5 years

getting mkultra triggered by a mayor Pete dance video, googling “nearest world leader’s address” and hopping on a plane with my go bag

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3 years

naval intelligence officer 👇

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Twitter suspended him shortly after this

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4 years

all in a day’s work

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5 years

Bernie HUSSEIN Sanders

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2 years

Werewolves of london

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What's the scariest piece of music you know?

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2 years

Going to an opium den and ordering a steak

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5 years

mfw Biden is the democratic presidential nominee

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I am voting for mayor Pete because i found his promise to personally kill and eat every dog in America if he loses to be very persuasive

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5 years

a truly twisted moment in history

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4 years

“citizen, you have failed to complete your mindfulness practices since our last session, you are now under arrest, stop resisting- I said stop resisting”

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7 months

For the record, I agree with this

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5 years

poster is a slur please call me a person of social isolation

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1 year

Logged into Facebook and this was the first post I saw

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1 year

What a shocking new development that has never happened before now ever

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NYC students going to school high ‘every day,’ as drug incidents rise

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5 years

telling my cia handler that I haven’t been seeing as many ufos lately while they make a note to increase the dosage of lsd in my water supply

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6 years

To those who say that George w Bush wasn’t a socialist, I ask you: was he or was he not a part of the government? Checkmate dumbasses

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2 years

I would flip out

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I read this thing (listened to a guy half remember something on a podcast)

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2 years

he invites you back to his hermitage and it looks like this, wyd?

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5 years

@argumentwinner your mom is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

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hi it’s me, guy with >1000 follower account, I have a beard and bags under my eyes, I like socialism and I try to be funny all day long

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@theyoungman6669

3 years

I hope you all realize Bethany will never see your mean jokes about this but your friends who also eat poop will :/

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@OddHistorian @libbyemmons This mask is like this after one day.

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@hastifliche Here’s an interesting article on the subject

Winning the Game You Didn’t Even Want to Play: On Sally Rooney and the Literature of the Pose

Sally Rooney is unhappy. Sally Rooney has everything and Sally Rooney is unhappy. Sally Rooney is unhappy because Sally Rooney has everything. If literary careers are like games, and they are, then…

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2 years

Seeing an alien emerge from a ufo: sorry nothin’ on me, man, god bless

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5 years

developing a cigarette habit to be taken more seriously as a Marxist but when I show up to the dsa meeting everyone is juuling and laughing at me

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4 years

this is my mom and my dad, I’m very ashamed of them

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I ran over a nephilim on my way to work today

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4 years

4 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste

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5 years

people in this society are like “I like when the pixels on my phone screen change colors” 🙄

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4 years

damn buttigieg’s first move as transportation guy is to require that a dog is put on the tracks every time a train leaves the station

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my two beautiful sons all dressed up for their first day of kindergarten (they kept saying they wanted to wear big boy clothes to big boy school- too cute!)

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I sold my son paul dune some research chemicals that I told him was acid and now he’s in the desert assembling an army

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