thomas @theumuz Twitter profile

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thomas

@theumuz

4 years

ok ik heb nu twitter, gaaf hoor

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thomas

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2 years

@thejoshl peaceful group it seems

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@thiccpandas @sissythatpatch that’s just stupid, she’s stupid

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@upblissed @yeahyukki I did

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@JeremiahWeber13 @lostdagoat @OvOBrezzzy and he ain’t even pounding damn

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3 years

@ladypatra13 @thereaIjenny reject modernity embrace tradition

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3 years

@lilSadvertt @musicstruggles1 the fact he just told God to kill a fucking reporter is still gold to me

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2 years

@WomenPostingLs “glowups”

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2 years

@MVGNETDUBS @incelReplies and none of ‘em worked, damn

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2 years

@northstarv81 @thom_dork_ @musicstruggles1 decent?? he’s like one of the best actors working now

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3 months

Ik bij groepsprojecten

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2 years

@peabojmusic1 @DailyLoud my man why is that the first thing you think about?

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1 year

@kalicommie @AnuheaNihipali “who’s gonna tell him he’s not funny for 1) joking about a v traumatic event that terrifies people for life and breaks up families yearly and 2) trying to ridicule someone’s appearance. he needs to log off and delete his account 💗”

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1 year

@GAMERJAYG_ @wildtiktokss I can, because there’s a reason they’re in it

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3 years

@jojofan3636 Chris is not a trans woman, Chris read that if you are in touch with your feminine side you get girls and HE took it too far. Also you’re 13 go outside or something

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3 years

@guest____1 @W3MusicTalk dude in all honesty, eminem really sucks after mid 00s. like his shit got REALLY corny

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2 years

@thatanimeweirdo @JuccBubby @THE_S_CHAN @spaceashes of course you’re trans you’ve been on this app for 10 years straight

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2 years

@reddit_lies the jokes really do write themselves huh?

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2 years

@TheCinesthetic bro is just hornyposting at this point

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2 years

@goodlooking_mff @javroar took so much black dick she thought she was one

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2 years

@RH7612 @northstarv81 @thom_dork_ @musicstruggles1 watch Good Time, come back after and say that again

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2 years

@michaelcollado my girlfriend has been forcing me to watch Friends with her and only now I’m finding out it’s pretty good

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14 days

@kijksomsnaarjou Ain’t no way ain’t no fucking way

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Net op date geweest, chick was kk saai heb der naar huis gestuurd en ben maar gaan gymme wollah

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9 months

klein dingetje trouwens, deze hond mag nooit meer in De Kuip komen

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1 year

fuck it Jean-Paul Boëtius debuut highlights

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2 years

@algz_ @GoodReddit that’s a nice ass

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7 months

maatje van me z’n chick heeft het uitgemaakt omdat ie “te lief” was… rauwe wereld man

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2 years

@boriskarkov Double Indemnity? It’s a Wonderful Life? CITIZEN KANE??! brother this guy STINKS

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4 months

Wat een dag

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3 months

Bro loog gewoon…

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'Nederlandse partij bij Europese verkiezingen heeft banden met China'

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2 years

@UomoPolpetta @Gallo190391 @lyleabner @gilga10 ironically they already did with this tiktok

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11 months

@delance2 @tulpapilled they’re actually a great band, check out the song Brianstorm it goes hard as hell

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9 months

@EPM106

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Wesley Victor Mak 🇮🇹

@WesleyVictorMak

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'Influencer' Speed is al de hele dag op bezoek bij Milan. Wat een triestigheid en wat een verschrikkelijk personage, die gast.

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2 years

@FemboyDCS @pissglider @incelReplies none of these words are in the Bible

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@TheAlexSylvian I hate these reviews so incredibly much

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@trashevrythng @madmllnnial L, the shirt goes hard

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@MCFCGabster Why is this woman saying “we” she’s not even from Madrid? 😭😭

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2 years

@catenthus3d @envythebot @GimmickAccsOOC2 this is my multiverse of madness damn

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2 years

@photo_parks @ManMilk2 putting Kyle Rittenhouse along with school shooters is a bit of a stretch you know..

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3 years

@GamerDerp1 @TheFunny_mp4 certified hood classic

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1 year

@ZafBaker @goal who Messi did it against? bro was gasping against Bayern while Haaland scored 2 and assisted against them lmao

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2 years

@TommySpliffs @GSTRINGPRINCESS my man, boobs are temporary, God’s forever

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@captive_ia @ThisIsKyleR with all due respect I think killing a pedophile and a wife beater isn’t that bad

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14 days

Ons Mexicaans spookje

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@mccrabb_will to be fair, Einstein is now 144 years old and at that time the legs don’t work too good anymore

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@powcampsurvivor @punishedcleo Same energy

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1 year

@joshtenet I like this one somewhat, but I agree there aren’t any perfect posters

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thomas

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2 years

@ermanos13 @Rothmus yeah because shows aren’t on letterboxd, however the point still stands lol

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2 years

@marquesorei @hardevrythng my guy the cock spotter

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@joe_at_night @cat_poggerss @AeragaX @fuzzybluerain normally I would agree but liking 100 gecs really makes you a cracker

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thomas

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Aight dus - geen Assignon - geen Rodriguez - Donnie weg In de woorden van Dilrosun: faya

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@TheCinesthetic

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2 years

@FunnyFranco @ales_interlude @notziora that’s because white people are now calling other white people out for being white. truly love the irony of that

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2 years

@3ajiz @ama03450 @Rap 28 minutes of doing nothing is CRAZY

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2 years

@SilentDawnLB @PunishedLobster A24 and its consequences for mankind

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2 years

@daaaanker @ShameFlashWeft @youtube_bad why are you talking about his insecurities asshole

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@joshtenet They using Letterboxd as Pinterest now omd 😭

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@dandyspacedout @skramzgirl it’s a different person 💀

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3 years

@L0VESICKR0SIE @aIIthisringing iron your shirt it’s all wrinkly

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@BluYoungest @wxst70 @Gyatbappe

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2 years

@ryan_crane2003 @PunishedUhtred @HailEternal funny thing is that it actually was a rumor that Adam West was gay and doing it with Robin, so not too far from the truth

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thomas

@theumuz

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Pornoverslaving is een serieus probleem veel van jullie mfs kunnen niet normaal doen daardoor

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