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Never trust a bartender with bad grammar.

Sao Paulo, Brazil
Joined October 2010
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@Osiasart This is cope from someone who psyoped themself into thinking it was better to live in a broken home. This is sad.
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@urbanfriendden In the future, people will upload copies of their loved ones, and they will be paywalled behind microtransactions. Pay 500 diamonds to hug your deceased father. 1000 diamonds to hear he says he loves you. Nightmare World. The Koyaanisqatsi guy was right all along.
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Dune being such a hit is almost as weird as the premise itself.
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@CSugarsweets I'm not American so I must inquire what kind of health insurance you can get for 20 bucks.
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@LucasSWGirl Tbf I understood this as "I wish I could play this role and your father was not a monster" and not "I had feelings for your mother".
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@tulpapilled Basic trap. Just ask this first and agree with whatever she says. My wife still thinks I like artic monkeys and I have no idea what it is
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Protips
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@RoSt_209 @reddit_lies I don't like censorship *therefore* reddit should be deleted
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O Glenn faz um ponto excelente aqui que é absurdamente ignorado pela mídia, pelos jornalistas, e até mesmo pela OAB: o Monark não foi acusado de crime algum, não foi condenado por crime ou conduta tipificada, não tem contra si nenhuma sentença, e mesmo assim foi já foi punido.
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Can't overstate how extreme and despotic Brazil's censorship regime has become. It matters not just because Brazil matters, but because the EU and Canada/US are studying it like a lab to see how far they can go. "Brazil's Joe Rogan" is now completely silenced and destroyed:🇧🇷
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It's like poetry #TheMandolorian
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Brazilian Political Compass, tag yourself.
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@OCanonist Proxy War
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@DiscussingFilm New personality just dropped.
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@BrettThousand Don't forget.
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@Bolverk15 > Shows up > Solves every problem > Elaborates no further > Leaves
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@Rule3O3 Well-adjusted and healthy people being bullies and Nerds and weirdos being good is the greatest psyop ever perpetrated by Hollywood.
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@SCMPNews That will calm down the conspiracy theorists.
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Tbf #gameofthrones was going for this
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@LuanSperandio Horror, horror. Fujam disto daí. Mudaram a fórmula, trocaram chocolate por gordura vegetal hidrogenada, extremamente danosa para a saúde.
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@flossfurman Arrives after fleeing war, famine, persecution, terror. Woke people:
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@OrwellNGoode Airports aren't real. It's all 3D images to trick you into thinking the World is big. They take you by bus. Real about small world theory.
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@Saberspark Mexico is located in North America, dude.
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@ShitpostGate > tries to recreate the Roman Empire > loses battles to Brazil
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@insultsrare Somehow reminds me of this
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@LaurenRowello I'm just here for the ratio and to remind everyone that the Washington Post is owned by Jeff Bezos and that when you use Amazon you are financing this.
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@costa_rui Não é possível que você tenha gasto três milhões e meio de reais nesta obra ai que deve ter custado menos de R$ 100 mil e ainda publique em rede social.
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@ch1w33th3d0g What do Ice worms eat? Oh... ofc
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@darthhjessica Hates Star Wars Theory * watches the next video *
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@VGC_News "rewrite and update the original game’s story" "for a modern-day audience"
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@mazdasneed It's very old.
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The 113 year old meme.
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@AlpacaAurelius I don't know.
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@vvictorman_uel @sianfergs @Vanessa_ABee People without meme culture do not deserve to understand references.
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@Sietchposting It's funny because later Dune novels ultimately boil down to a duel between a female witch cult and a female sex cult.
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@Trashqueen_01 @gilga10 Fatherless generation.
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@SergioRatio @Tankcolo PCMR: buy a PC with a 4 TB drive and fill it with retro > 1GB pixel games from steam.
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@Inuzukaa_ @RetroFirearms Argentian anon found something.
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@Babylonian @bebopnetflix Memes predicted this.
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The very same secret! #GameofThrones
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@stronkdaddy > Story about a breed of superhumans named Spartans with blue eyes > Enemies are a diverse communist xenos horde Halo is more right wing than Starship Troopers
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@shoe0nhead You didn't specifically have to choose the last two photos. This was a choice.
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@oochotd tbf Aemond went from scared to lady Olenna in 2 seconds.
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@greentexts_bot The lesson here: > Don't drink > Don't go to parties And more importantly > Don't do stupid things because you are horny It's not worth it.
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@g1 Não é fake, é verdadeiro, mas precisa de contexto. O governo Lula tentou sim retirar o limite de tempo do aborto legal para 9 meses, e depois voltou atrás pela repercussão negativa, e o próprio G1 noticiou. Chamar isto de fake news é, em si, fake news.
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@greentexts_bot > Buys advanced PCMR computer > Plays CS:GO, Loop Hero and FTL Many such cases
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@rad_dude124 @bambooney Graphic nerds were a mistake.
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@KFC_ES For further reference, if the tweet gets deleted.
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@Not_the_Bee Woke people drinking Bud Light to support the cause.
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@nedostup @redditships Or perhaps there is.
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"Murdering people creates less traffic and more walkable cities"
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@WomenPostingLs The L is that they are not married.
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@strongblacklead @jadapsmith Coming up next in this series:
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@Cernovich @netflix The movie producers claim to have auditioned 650 children for this role. It's beyond bizarre.
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Typical foods from the political compass.
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