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claire 🌧️ ⚧

@fuzzybluerain

4 years

i will never make a priv. what you see is what you get, the unfiltered claire experience

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would you shop at the falin general store

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3 months

currently laughing at the idea of "zoomers who move in together but still communicate over discord"

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14yo me was kind of cooking

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8 years

Shaun the Sheep is on. Heck yeah.

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5 months

underrated early simpsons bit: the fact that seemingly everyone in town has their own personalised letterheads

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3 months

they're saying it's "the most transgender set of games ever purchased"

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3 years

@BeforeThatCold @radsaza the second verse is great too Later on I took a chance Tried to fart And shit my pants

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3 months

if i am your housemate you'd better give me your actual goddamn phone number

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2 months

i have *never* understood the "naurr" thing. we don't sound like that, fuck off

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2 months

I. HATE. AMERICA. The yankees here make me say “naurr” and shout “go aussie girl go!!”

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1 year

@amindfulmanlet @poisonjr Dallas Whiteboy is the hardest name in history

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4 months

@rccalytrix as someone who won a pi recitation contest at school in the eighth grade, this sickens me

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7 months

@_KonoPowa_ @B00K0FTRIBE you have to be a weirdo to see this and think anything beyond "aw they're cute"

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@PunishedFredda @B00K0FTRIBE there's someone in the british foreign affairs ministry who's read this, sighed, buried their face in their hands and asked themselves "why did we bother rescuing him"

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@KantyashLive it's perfect that laios is entirely driven by the thought "hey, wouldn't it be cool if"

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3 months

@xildelphi that's understandable for a group dynamic, fair

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8 years

Shaun the Sheep is on. Heck yeah.

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1 year

@springbris @Interrobang_2 in his pre-presidency life he was notoriously germophobic and avoided handshakes as much as possible, which might link to it

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@AeragaX it is

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@Jimmy88363796 @GreenTextRepost

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@em_Seq let's not forget "yelling at them"

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1 year

@SoulDrainer_ he wants the alpha let's be honest

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2 years

@clevererguy @GreenTextRepost especially since it could be played completely deadpan up until the moment of truth

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3 years

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3 months

@hausofdecline i think this is the art that's connected to me better than anything else i've ever seen. it's sad and beautiful and i think about it all the time

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3 months

flirting with an american:

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2 years

@twinkophrenia my sister works as an apprentice baker and has to get up before dawn whenever she's on shift, she started drinking coffee solely because she didn't want to be like these guys

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3 months

...steam is recommending me celeste at 90% off. should i

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1 year

@springbris @Interrobang_2 the drinking thing is totally reasonable though, his older brother was an alcoholic to the extent that it killed him. i respect him for keeping it out of his system

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@maynardgang I adore the one where Calvin steals his dad's classes and comes in imitating him ("go do something you hate! being miserable builds character!"), and the next panel is mom sitting on the floor in hysterical laughter

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2 months

@FlaxySg i'll give you this one, that's fair

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9 months

of course you have a conceptual interest in body horror, dipshit, it came free with your gender dysphoria

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@AlliSinned yada yada joke about things being cream-filled

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2 years

@EmberTargaryen @GreenTextRepost utility vehicle, basically a small pickup truck because we don't all compensate like you guys

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2 years

@myslatts she's perfect

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4 years

@OldMemeArchive spoiler alert: you're gay

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3 months

@Zainou866 clearly this is a more controversial take than i thought

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5 months

@Little_Alt_Girl @Srirachachau to be fair, if my dad could get me something like that

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10 months

@RealiaAmelia >makes threats of terrorism >gets treated as a terrorist >😲

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1 year

@twinkophrenia You're allowed one flag, and it has to be either a pride flag or a country you've been to

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2 months

@eventualforever @B00K0FTRIBE saw them live last year and while i don't think i've ever seen a band that took less notice of their audience, we probably deserved it lmao. greasy trashy zoomer men who just want to fuck around and crowdsurf during the quiet slow number

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5 months

@GapingBussySlag to be fair, this is in the first episode we actually hear from flanders for more than about two lines

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2 months

@grimezworld i would never spell the australian accent as "naurr"

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1 year

@halomancer1 @wessenheimer the amazing part is that he's not even brave enough to repeat what his "criticism" was

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5 months

@BareFacedStitch that's exactly what makes the show so perfect, they never half-assed jokes like that

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1 year

@springbris @Interrobang_2 just read a new york times article from 2020 about how both trump and biden are teetotal - biden acknowledges that his family has a history of alcoholism and he doesn't want to risk it (which also explains hunter tbh)

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7 months

@yourfriendmarcy @vogontheater the build team rocked, it's amazing what happens when you put guys who like each other on tv

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4 months

@BPDboymoder @sillyhimejoshi i'm kind of embarrassed by how much i've fallen in love with her character instantly, but c'mon... go you chubby leathered up cutie! be forced into the submission you desire! it's hard not to cheer for her

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3 years

@qikipedia

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2 years

@twinkophrenia ah yes, the "no gay shit" demand that could only come from such a strong masculine figure as *checks notes* marilyn manson

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@twinkophrenia He should say "not one of the fascist ones" in his bio

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3 years

@peggingvictim the Marvel Cinematic Universe and its consequences have been a disaster for film

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1 year

@dumbdogdemon "Closer is the best Nine Inch Nails song"

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1 year

@innesmck @chescaminican it's this. this is the funniest thing on twitter, ever, and i've felt this way for years

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@VersedFlame @skywaIkersvoid My Year 11 media teacher talked about them as something you could do in the video editing class and said "you can only do it if you're George Lucas, and you are not"

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@DilettanteryPod @twinkdefcon I can't remember the source, but I read something about a remote African community being taken to see an orchestra in northwestern Europe somewhere, and they said that the only part they found compelling was the tuning up at the start

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@SoulDrainer_ in what universe is "trans woman" more of a fetish than "forcibly feminised crossdresser boy"

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@anon_opin you haven't quite put two and two together here, have you?

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@Chicken_Face1 this one's targeted at the exact demographic of people who don't know shit about internet safety

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@scumbelievable @devivification the one i'm really grateful for is douglas adams, zero chance he wouldn't have been addicted to this website

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@astroterfxx have you ever met a trans woman?

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@OldMemeArchive who are these two dudes and why are they dry-humping each other

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@WitchEyeBella @Chipmaster98659 @ben_rosen @tonygoldmark "i hate my wife": not funny. "my wife hates me": comedy gold!

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@dysautonomian i'm sorry to hear that. this was a comment on discord as opposed to sms though

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@lunaryian i'm honestly impressed with anyone who's stuck with me that long

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@NOTrateyrmusic @deafbydrowning he doesn't know

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@KneeDeepInZahra are they, like, okay?

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@CamarofishReal @_KonoPowa_ @B00K0FTRIBE this is shit people do in relationships, c'mon man

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@fesshole

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i don't understand communists getting mad at bdsm. all my sex is leftist (almost entirely theoretical, discussing idealistic concepts alien to my lived experience)

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"cuddles"

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@musicstruggles1 isn't this backwards

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1 year

@RabidMonkies @MattBinder Elon started slapping the blue tick on verified accounts that said they wouldn't pay (Stephen King, LeBron James) or have otherwise done shit to piss him off

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@GeeAwfRee oh my god, i forgot about that one 😭

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3 years

@manjuicecom1 @AFP yeah the US is a little more significant than Australia mate

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4 years

@OldMemeArchive change it to a bussy now

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#AFLCrowsSwans

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2 years

*banging forks on the table* kiss-in-ger! kiss-in-ger! kiss-in-ger!

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4 years

@acephallus @dragoneddied Current cart-boy (non-binary). We have a few different types of trolley here for the different supermarkets here, and there are some absolutely godless people who clip them against each other.

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@no_earthquake @devivification the reason to choose blue is that if you choose red and that wins, then you have to live with the people who never thought about choosing blue

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@PAWJOBPRINCESS if you ask them, then this tweet will have done at least one good thing

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@blackpastures it's not the accusation of talking funny that makes me mad. it's the lack of care for depicting that talk

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3 years

oh no the femboys are here

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2 years

@fesshole Maybe we should get people who *aren't* cops to do this?

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@Dawesomedawson @fesshole nah, there's nothing funnier than watching someone who annoys you fall over. even if they're a toddler.

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@Bootleg_Stuff

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1 year

@RealiaAmelia I saw someone's suggestion that the local line was still preserved and he just couldn't dial any distance

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also i did think about coquette dragoon but i was already spending enough money on these games + i'm not sure how buying something that's still in development would work with itchio

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3 years

The one actually big tweet I've ever made and it's not even an original joke

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@04badmoviescene whoever owns the springfield office supplies store is making a mint

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@twinkophrenia the downside is that i saw someone thinking that a famous hardcore techno cassette from the 90s was a hoax just because it had anime on the cover

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my life has peaked

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@kiiroi_jacket @abilifyuser they're an egg that's 20 minutes from cracking

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Melbourne (cc @GraffitiRadical )

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2 years

So we're two days into him owning Twitter, and Elon Musk is responding to news about the attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband by sharing right-wing tabloids claiming that the attacker - rather than a politically motivated radical - was a gay prostitute.

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@BillyJacksmak @thejimmalo What happened in South Africa in the early 90s that might make a certain sort of person leave?

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