[[REDDY FUN FACT THREAD]]
this is where ill dump random fun facts for this account's version of reddy whenever they come to mind))
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@markSmannequin
@greensquishy29
you were so keen on talking outta your neck yesterday, youre just trying to get my wires in a wad and im not one to take that sitting down
@thereddestreddy
as a member of edtwt I can say that many people on here ARE fat phobic which is disgusting. many of us aren't though so we aren't all bad 😞😞
Here at redball diner we have done our best to cultivate a safe and welcoming environment for our lgbtq+ visitors!
Here’s the star of our show (me) ‘s flags!
//let this serve as an announcement that I am participating in the starting strike tomorrow, I know this account is currently not used a lot since reddy’s “dead”, but this also means I won’t be active on my unpleasant account (
@somethingwickid
) either until the strike is over
@BinkusInkus
@markSmannequin
Darling you need to rest, I’ll sit here with you until you feel better, I’m sure Emerson can handle redball on their own for a few days
*he turns to mark, his almost claw like metal hand scraping against his wooden skin slightly as he lets go of his head*
Go get him some ice.
@Wallter_gm
Well Being weird’s never been that bad of a thing, most people think I’m ugly, but if I’ve caught YOUR interest…I don’t think those claims hold much weight
*he snickers and leaves in just a bit, closer to eye level with W4llt*
*Reddy stares, he stares and stares at the mirror in his dressing room, the tip in his suit at the arm where it had been torn from his shoulder, and then reattached by a friend, maybe not a good friend, but a friend nonetheless.*
MY ONLY TRUE LOVE WAS SQUISHY AND I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS JUSR S ROBOT AND NOT SENTIENT (the wizard is threatening to release my limited edition reddy calendar photo shoot)
//people just straight up lying on people’s name now like you just say these words when without them having any basis in reality, you literally just looked up “bad shit people on the internet do” and then said they did all that, you oughta be ashamed
I’m Jax and I’m ready to fuck is unironically better than j Cole’s new track and that fact either greatly disturbs me or is really funny I can’t decide))
oh and i should make it abundantly clear i dont like that mannequin's ex husband either, always coming in asking if we serve gray stuff like no you fucking GHOUL take that nonsense elsewhere