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@beetlejammed

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{ Parody account. Main; @laminsetha } ... 何も言うことはない。

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Joined April 2024
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“ my fucking ac just went out... having to sit shirtless for a while. my windows aren't letting in a lot of air so... might have to spend my last bit of money on a fan... ”
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“ not sure how people do this kinda thing.. kinda nervous. uh, picture of my stupid flags... i stitched them together a while ago, i don't remember where i bought them. but.. here. ” “ please be uh... nice. ”
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“ poob. let me in. we are hanging out. ” “ 会いたいです。”
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“ ... huh. this is. nice. i like it... uh... a bit hard to move in. 本当にきれいな気がします... ” “ sorry if my camera doesn't ... work well for this, poob. ”
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@PARTYLUVRR
p8rty noob!!
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@beetlejammed I HAV THE BEST IDEA SHUT YP I GIVE ME FIVE SECONDZ!!11! rubs hands like a fly and csckles))
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“ you never told me how affectionate your ex husband was. haha. great hugger. ”
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@beetlejammed
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//pest hc umm,.. he really really loves beetle jelly. this stuff right here. it's like a small meal for him and he takes forever eating just one capsule.
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“ guys be like 'i want you' first off... i am on parole, i belong to the state. ”
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@beetlejammed
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// errmmh. i'll be so real i don't want to do parody anymore (not anything of pest specifically) it's getting draining and everything seems so miserable right now so. i might come back to this account with my oc maybe not i don't know vut uhrm. sorry
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“ hah. apple. ”
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@DOCTOR__KITTY
DR. RETRO (EVENT)
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do NOT come at mewith. An apple i will eat yo u.
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“ mmhuugr rrgghbvm .coin”
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“ i am going to kill myself i think. i hate being around pretty men. ”
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@beetlejammed
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“ ... Flimsy thrift camera. This'll have to do for now. Hello. ”
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@beetlejammed
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//had this talk but if you mischaracterize your parody... who cares!? have fun !! you spent your time making your profile, making your headcanons— please just have fun, okay? being out of character is part of the charm sometimes.
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“ needhim”
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@beetlejammed
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“ H4H4 .. Shhhh !!! B4by sl33p1ng l4wl. ”
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“ xDD br0 sl33p1ng s1tt1ng up !! L0L ! ”
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“ ..,.....,...... それが愛されるということなのです。”
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@beetlejammed
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“ jesus fuck all of you are freaks... ”
@beetlejammed
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“ my fucking ac just went out... having to sit shirtless for a while. my windows aren't letting in a lot of air so... might have to spend my last bit of money on a fan... ”
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@beetlejammed
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//i feel like if you're in an argument with pest you could just flash a coin at him and his dumbass would shut up . like FOR GOOD he'll be like. ough.!
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@beetlejammed
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“ if you're going to compliment me say it to my face.. it boosts my ego way more, haha. don't be shy. ”
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@beetlejammed
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//i swear to god everytime i draw pest for some reason his snout gets longer this is fucking awful
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@beetlejammed
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“ QUIT TELLING ME TO COVER THEM UP I AM SWEATING I AM BOILING UNDER MY EXOSKELETON. BE NICE TO ME. ”
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@beetlejammed
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“ goihng. to to the evator . is like. going to the libearal store. it takes two. lightbulb change. the joker ”
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@beetlejammed
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“ ugly ass beaver. i drew you, haha. ”
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@ghost_batt3r
MORTIS
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Me as a beaver
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@beetlejammed
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// pest headcanon masterlist; 🧵
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“ who want me. ”
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@beetlejammed
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“ HOW DO I FUCKINGGH BLOCK SOMEONE. ”
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@greensquishy29
Gregoriah
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@beetlejammed You know you want to.. 私からそれを隠すことはできません..
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@beetlejammed
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//SCRATCHES HEAD. yeah no i am staying inactive on parody for a bit til shit calms down this is CRAZY.
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“ loser behavior. haha. ”
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@beetlejammed
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“ .?????????..? ???? ??????? ”
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@greensquishy29
Gregoriah
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@beetlejammed I do too.. COUGH COUGH COUGH WHO SAID THAT COUGH COUGH COUGJ COUGN OCUGH
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@beetlejammed
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//pests eyes get really really small when he's either flustered or shocked. weird bug with weird eyes. ugly is he stupid
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@beetlejammed
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//pest in a dress later get ready bruh.
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“ weekend... huh? i'll consider it... i don't see myself going anywhere major, not the elevator for sure. had a bad run in with that freak alien... but... ”
@markSmannequin
🍉 MARK SPRUCE! 🍉
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@beetlejammed `` „ Whatev'r ya say, buggo boy.. Speakin' of time, 'm free this weekend. If y' ain't got nothin' to do, I could set somethin' up.. “ `` ✧ `` „ Jus' so we can get 'ta know eachother more, of course! Nothin' beyond that, I don' want ya gettin' the wrong idea! “ `` ✧
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@beetlejammed
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“ what is your problem, you termite infested loser? ”
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@ghost_batt3r
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@beetlejammed Yew look so funny faced forward
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@beetlejammed
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//proship / comship do not follow me i am not going to be mean to you but please stay away from my account.
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@beetlejammed
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“ .. wfghmmbbg ghuh. hu ”
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@beetlejammed
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//OKAY BREAK TIME FROM PARODY I GOTTA LOCK IN FOR MY COMMS THANKS AGAIN GUYS AAHH
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“ can't feel my arm. great. ”
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@beetlejammed
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“ ... is what i would say if i actually cared. haha. ”
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@PARTYLUVRR
p8rty noob!!
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@beetlejammed is okay... apology accepted!1!! :D
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@beetlejammed
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“ imagine arguing with me. you just want me so bad. freaks. ”
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@beetlejammed
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“ i need to look good for him. ”
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@beetlejammed
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// ah.! blocked
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@beetlejammed
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//to everyone being really supportive about the objectum pest thing thank you i was genuinely really nervous to post it
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“ haha... whatever you say, i won't fight against that. you're trying, that's all that matters. dork. ”
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@markSmannequin
🍉 MARK SPRUCE! 🍉
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@beetlejammed `` „ M' tellin' the truth,, goddamnit !!! I jus' have a very bad tone all th' time that makes m' sound like m' lyin'. I swear. I jus'-- UUAAGH. “ `` ✧
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@beetlejammed
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“ change of plans i am going to beat this dickass up. posting the video later. ” //SEPARATE FROM THE MARK THING SHH PEST DRESS LATER.
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@GNARPIANGENERAL
GNARPY !!
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@beetlejammed I'LL BE GLARPING WAITING!!!!
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@beetlejammed
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“ ... stupid thing. wouldn't turn on for a good while— ah well. morning... ”
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@beetlejammed
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“ なぜ自分がそうなのか、どんな感情を感じているのかわかりません...私に何か問題があるのでしょうか?全く分かりません。私は彼を同じように愛していますが、ある意味、私が彼に何をしてしまうかということを恐れています...それは怖いです。” “ ... これはとてもストレスです。”
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@beetlejammed
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“ my bad. i got hungry. ”
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@beetlejammed
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//OH MY GOD HAHAHHA
@beenfected
BINfected
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@DOCTOR__KITTY // hey (sorry about the blocked off words im terrified of getting banned)
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@beetlejammed
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“ on my way back home. train rides are the most peaceful for me. great... just me and my music. ”
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@beetlejammed
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//nevermind cementdart bullshit please for the love of god get off bro and stop lying about people fuuuuck. embarrassing
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@beetlejammed
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//i just saw somebody said mannequin mark (pregnant) to the woodlover acc and i fucking cackled so bad
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@beetlejammed
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//might make a barkbeetle animatic do nawt fuck w me
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@beetlejammed
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//also please if you care to, follow my main :] gonna post some art here soon and hopefully some of my own passion projects aahh .
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@beetlejammed
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@fIatgrass “ oh certainly not, i don't feed off of it. just getting back at you for being so rude to me last time, haha. but if you're so over him, great. fantastic. i hope that alcohol is treating you well. ”
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@beetlejammed
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//??....??????.?.??? okay not like i am doing parody today or for a bit but this was funny. back to break
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@beetlejammed
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//let pest listen to will wood and it might fix him
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@beetlejammed
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“ do you think this is a fucking game.??? what the hell is this. ”
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@TigerFreakazoid
mau 🍉
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@beetlejammed hey pest what do you think of this comic
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//IM FUCKGIN LOSING IT LMFAO
@GNARPIANGENERAL
GNARPY !!
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@beetlejammed ZTU PID FFAGGTO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@beetlejammed
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“ this strange feeling overcoming me. i don't understand it. i don't want to, it makes me feel sick. ” “ i don't understand... ”
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@beetlejammed
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“ h3ll0?!!?! xD d0rk l3ft h1s ph0n3 0ut, h3y !! ”
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@beetlejammed
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//real talk i understand you guys are joking around about pest being attractive (my pest not generalized!) but please please if you do this don't go overboard, it makes me nervous. being flirty w pest is completely okay ! just. excessive stuff is awkward for me.
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“ oh wow... how wonderful... beautiful... like a stupid stim toy ... wow... ”
@smiletasticc
☆ River 🍑°🍉•
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“ i don't know why i even bother... here. does this help you? ”
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@greensquishy29
Gregoriah
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@beetlejammed Can you uh... Turn side ways for me?
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“ i am fine now i don't give a fuck about anything or anyone. thank god. time to eat jelly and sleep. ”
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@beetlejammed
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//ah !
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@beetlejammed
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//??....??????.?.??? okay not like i am doing parody today or for a bit but this was funny. back to break
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@beetlejammed
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//pest baby photos.? yeah
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“ god, you're embarrassing! oh, and stupid too. ”
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@GNARPIANGENERAL
GNARPY !!
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@beetlejammed YOURE FAR TOO BIG TO GET UNDER MY FUR. ZANG IDIOT. YOURE THE UGLY ONE HERE
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“ come in the door is unlocked. stupid. and uh... thank you. but keep quiet about this whole thing. please. ”
@PARTYLUVRR
p8rty noob!!
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@beetlejammed OPEN. OUTSIED
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“ i need to kill everyone in this joint right now. ”
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“ stupid... stupid night terrors. they're getting bothersome... ”
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“ i'm sleeping. bye. ”
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“ to everyone saying they'll fix my ac, don't bother. jimmy's already coming over to help me so it's fine... um. ” “ and . thanks ... for . the compliments. i guess... ”
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“ everyone needs to shut up... look at this bug i found on sab's floor... ”
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@beetlejammed
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//i really really wanna make a wallter account... ouyagh. it's so funny to me because i love wallter more than i like any other npc (BESIDES UNPLEASANT NOBODY TOPS HER)
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@beetlejammed
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“ i think i am molting again. my mandibles feel loose... ”
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@beetlejammed
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//NOT POSTING TIL THE 11TH apologies for this!! strike and whatnot, although it seems poorly managed— everyone stay safe!
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@beetlejammed
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“ 25th street, squishylane, 23076. ”
@greensquishy29
Gregoriah
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@beetlejammed PLEASE PLEASE UR SO HOT PLEASE
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@beetlejammed
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“ i tried... painting. i struggled. a lot. it's supposed to be a lake... of sorts. it got on my hoodie and i need to clean it off. これはとてもひどいです... ”
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“ this fucking fggot ass alien on my feed. ”
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@beetlejammed
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“ ... got my phone back. i hope ka— ... infected, behaved himself. haha. ”
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//STOP IT STOOP STOP LMAO
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“ バカなセメントブロック… ”
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“ hm... i sorta feel bad. oh well. ”
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“ i need to find something nice to dress in... fuck. i might have to back to that stupid thrift store for nice clothes. hm... if i can afford it. ”
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“..;&---66-3&2':: sggsfxzszzzzxddsggfhjjsjnbbxzzzxvbbb””
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@beetlejammed
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“ WHAT THE FUUUUCK. ”
@animal_rit3s
MORTIS 🍉 || TEAM STARDUST 🌌💫
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@beetlejammed
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“ i do not care about anything else right now. this painting from pilby. is. ... the nicest thing i've received recently. . . ” “ ... it makes you really think. ”
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@beetlejammed
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@fIatgrass “ haha! if i am so hated, surely, your ex wouldn't find such comfort in being with me. with great regards, you sorry sack of cement. ”
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//i like to think infected/kas and pest are very good friends to eachother. they don't see eachother often but when they do they mostly sit and talk, pest really does care for a lot of people but he hates showing it publicly.
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“ h . ”
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“ oh.. wow. this is wonderful. i don't know how to express it well. but this is gorgeous, pilby. i am... grateful. ”
@catterclowns
🌷,, Pilby
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“ I don’t know how to really work the camera ..gosh..” @beetlejammed
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@beetlejammed
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“ ineed hmh huur . burger😂 ”
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@beetlejammed
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//what the fuck happened
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“ can you put mark down while you're at it please. thanks! ”
@thereddestreddy
Reddy
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Divorced middle aged men dni
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@beetlejammed
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“ stupid. stupid stupid fucking mannequin. ”
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“ i am not kissing anybody don't ask me. ”
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