“ my fucking ac just went out... having to sit shirtless for a while. my windows aren't letting in a lot of air so... might have to spend my last bit of money on a fan... ”
“ not sure how people do this kinda thing.. kinda nervous. uh, picture of my stupid flags... i stitched them together a while ago, i don't remember where i bought them. but.. here. ”
“ please be uh... nice. ”
//pest hc umm,.. he really really loves beetle jelly. this stuff right here. it's like a small meal for him and he takes forever eating just one capsule.
// errmmh. i'll be so real i don't want to do parody anymore (not anything of pest specifically) it's getting draining and everything seems so miserable right now so. i might come back to this account with my oc maybe not i don't know vut uhrm. sorry
//had this talk but if you mischaracterize your parody... who cares!? have fun !! you spent your time making your profile, making your headcanons— please just have fun, okay? being out of character is part of the charm sometimes.
“ my fucking ac just went out... having to sit shirtless for a while. my windows aren't letting in a lot of air so... might have to spend my last bit of money on a fan... ”
//i feel like if you're in an argument with pest you could just flash a coin at him and his dumbass would shut up . like FOR GOOD he'll be like. ough.!
“ weekend... huh? i'll consider it... i don't see myself going anywhere major, not the elevator for sure. had a bad run in with that freak alien... but... ”
@beetlejammed
`` „ Whatev'r ya say, buggo boy.. Speakin' of time, 'm free this weekend. If y' ain't got nothin' to do, I could set somethin' up.. “ `` ✧
`` „ Jus' so we can get 'ta know eachother more, of course! Nothin' beyond that, I don' want ya gettin' the wrong idea! “ `` ✧
@beetlejammed
`` „ M' tellin' the truth,, goddamnit !!! I jus' have a very bad tone all th' time that makes m' sound like m' lyin'. I swear. I jus'-- UUAAGH. “ `` ✧
@fIatgrass
“ oh certainly not, i don't feed off of it. just getting back at you for being so rude to me last time, haha. but if you're so over him, great. fantastic. i hope that alcohol is treating you well. ”
//real talk i understand you guys are joking around about pest being attractive (my pest not generalized!) but please please if you do this don't go overboard, it makes me nervous. being flirty w pest is completely okay ! just. excessive stuff is awkward for me.
“ to everyone saying they'll fix my ac, don't bother. jimmy's already coming over to help me so it's fine... um. ”
“ and . thanks ... for . the compliments. i guess... ”
//i really really wanna make a wallter account... ouyagh. it's so funny to me because i love wallter more than i like any other npc (BESIDES UNPLEASANT NOBODY TOPS HER)
“ i do not care about anything else right now. this painting from pilby. is. ... the nicest thing i've received recently. . . ”
“ ... it makes you really think. ”
//i like to think infected/kas and pest are very good friends to eachother. they don't see eachother often but when they do they mostly sit and talk, pest really does care for a lot of people but he hates showing it publicly.