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Jazz Emu

@thejazzemu

2 years

I'm Still Waiting...

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Jazz Emu

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2 years

Receiving A Call When You’re Already On A Call

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Jazz Emu

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𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞

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The most OFFENSIVE word in the English Language??

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Has A.I. technology grown too powerful?

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My Brothe: An Email Funk Opera

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Living With Another Human

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A Simple And Logical Human System

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Jazz Emu

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4 years

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐌𝐲 𝐀𝐫𝐭

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Jazz Emu

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5 months

MONEY

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Jazz Emu

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3 years

Sci-fi characters realising things are actually other things

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5 months

Who The Fu*k Is Playing These

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Jazz Emu

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2 years

Don't forget the True Meaning of the Season this Christmas

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3 years

The Arnolfini Portrait - van Eyck (1434, oil on oak)

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2 years

Don’t be shy

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8 months

The Future Of Humanity?

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3 years

Unlimited?!

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2 years

I’ll Never Let You Go xxx

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Jazz Emu

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4 months

Your Friend Who Has Intellectualised His Mental Health

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4 years

Trying To Enter A Room Where All The Lights Are Off

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Jazz Emu

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2 years

Devastating to find these photos of me leaked to the Daily Mail this morning. Do the paparazzi have no shame?

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2 years

Big things are coming 👀

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Jazz Emu

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2 years

For the next 6 months, become addicted to these 9 habits, and your life will look completely different by May 2023…

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Jazz Emu

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6 months

We Need A New System #activism #campaign #chair

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Jazz Emu

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2 years

I have finally learnt who I really am

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7 months

Tomorrow night, at 9pm on Channel 4, I can be observed terrestrially televising on 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. It was a real pleasure to finally be invited back onto television after the MTV Egg-laying scandal.

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How To Make GREAT Content!

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3 years

Right now I am adoring to jump on TikTok trends - in order to become: trending!

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1 year

We’ve All Had Enough

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3 years

You Can't Make Me Dance

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4 years

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞

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4 years

𝐀 𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐄

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Jazz Emu

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3 years

Nobody tells me what to do.

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Jazz Emu

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2 years

This PhD thesis got me banned from academia

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5 months

The Ultimate Loophole

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Jazz Emu

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4 years

Will I bear this curse forever?

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2 years

Is this the only person with the Authority to lead us?

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4 years

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐨 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡

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The BIGGEST scandal in Hollywood?

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4 years

Strangers' Babies

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1 year

I Would Rather

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Jazz Emu

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3 years

I won an award for making nice videos! That’s nice. New nice video coming this week. That’ll be nice too I hope xx

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A Day In My Life!

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What You Gonna Do With A Sexy Zuck?

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2 years

How To Seduce Your Crush

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I Know It's Not Just Me...

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Delusional??! My eleven Grammy nominations would disagree

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4 years

𝑨𝒓𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒕 𝑫𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒑𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅

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Jazz Emu

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Night Time Issues

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Jazz Emu

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2 years

I never skip leg day

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The Dance Craze That's Sweeping The Nation!

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Jazz Emu

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4 years

Texting Protocol (The Ultimate Insult)

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Jazz Emu

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8 months

NEW ALBUM OUT ON STREAMING PLATFORMS 💿 & NEW MUSIC VIDEO UP ON YOUTUBE 📼 (feat @lornlornlors )

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2 years

This Is An Emergency

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3 years

Your Bike Chain Wrote This Song

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3 months

Do You Remember These Guys?

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4 months

Living With A Self-Employed Person (Relatable POV Video)

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A pleasure for Sky News to interview me about my #edfringe show on Live Television

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2 years

The Pilot is now live on YouTube!

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3 years

Mother's Day. Send this to your favourite mum.

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Jazz Emu

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9 months

💿 NEW ALBUM 💿 Out Two Weeks today on 19th December. Please PRE-SAVE from my bio to help me rapidly harvest your organic granules.

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Jazz Emu

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4 years

The music video to my new song Allergic is out now! Here’s a clip of it to amuse the heck out of your bouche... Full video is here:

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2 years

I am so very humbled to announce that my live show is objectively flawless!

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Jazz Emu

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2 years

Hello @sohotheatre I almost crippled myself financially to pay for your “premium billboard package”. I was expecting something a little different to this?

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Let's Dance (David Bowie Cover)

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Electric

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about damn time i drew some @thejazzemu fan-art

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A Scorching Opportunity

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Jazz Emu

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3 years

Not again!

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Jazz Emu

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4 years

𝐓𝐨𝐨 𝐌𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐎𝐟 𝐀 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠

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Oh! The beauty

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Pretending To Be Asleep (Clever Adult Loophole)

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1 year

He’s Such A Breezy Dude

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Jazz Emu

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3 years

Today I celebrate a momentous occasion. One million streams for my music! And I couldn’t have done it without the unpaid intern locked in my basement permanently loop-playing my discography on a 50x50 rack of smartphones. Thank you Duncan!

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3 years

Thank you @charlieputh for featuring me on your new single Light Switch! But I think there must be a glitch on Spotify, I can't hear my verse on the song anywhere? emailed you x

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Financial Advice

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Jazz Emu

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2 years

I have been concocting something thrilling with Blink Industries. It comes out next Wednesday. Here’s the trailer 🕺🏻

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Jazz Emu

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3 years

Thanks to @staceyryanmusic for this extremely pleasing chord sequence

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Jazz Emu

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3 years

This is insane. I thank you all deeply. I do this for the sheer love of making. And to have people connect with it in addition is truly soul affirming. This is a rare moment of sincerity to say thank you for sating the rabid hunger of my voracious ego. Let’s get cheeky!

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3 years

So embarrassing when you are candidly photographed by another human while you rehearse for your live shows next year.

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Jazz Emu

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1 year

Stockholm! I am sluicing my artistic juices towards you supporting @GameGrumps this very evening. See you there?

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Jazz Emu

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5 months

I love @TWRPband passionately

TWRP is ON TOUR

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TWRP - Content 4 U (Official Music Video) >>> <<< Smash the like button! Ring that bell! Dingle that dangle! Whatever stupid thing you need to do to spread the word... do it!

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Jazz Emu

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Wrote The Nation Of @dave_tvchannel ‘s Submission to Eurovision 2023. Got to dance around in little silver booties, with some very talented people (also bootified). A genuine voluptuous pleasure. Full video visible via my bio

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