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Lorna Rose Treen

@lornlornlors

9 months

i killed comedy

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@ATMwithJacy

10 months

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Lorna Rose Treen

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4 months

A girl behind me at passport control just said "I hope they don't realise I'm using my sisters passport. Mine's out of date." Yes please this is the airport drama I live for

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Guys they just let her through! Boring! Terrible boarder guarding, too

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4 years

it's now legal for two households to meet up, but they have to be both alike in dignity

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4 months

@tweetlee_dee this WAS the return trip

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1 year

album covers that look exactly like the album sounds

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album covers that look exactly like the album sounds

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4 months

@Spencer_Montagu Long bendy neck!

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8 months

shut up!!!

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@lornlornlors

2 years

@ali__hin I bet Britney's vows were like🌹i Britney🙈✨️take thee💕sam 💁‍♀️to be my loving husband 🤴🌹

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2 years

Jesus's pronouns were He/Hymn

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1 year

My dream bf - 6ft - owns house - has driving lisence - 39 years old but doesn't age - balding except for 2 hairs - job in STEM (eg. nuclear power plant) - wears same clothes every day - good taste in donuts and other meals - been to space - loves me a LOT

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3 years

The only people who love standing in a circle are theatre makers and witches

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2 years

Can't believe she's a real human

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4 months

5 million people have seen this tweet. Grab your sister's passport, and come see me at the Edinburgh fringe this August

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@lornlornlors

2 years

hilary duff is actually short for hilarious duffle bag

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@lornlornlors

1 year

Show me two actors with insane chemistry.

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1 year

Show me two actors with insane chemistry.

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4 months

@ClaireMcMack love the phrase women's wrongs <3

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@lornlornlors

2 years

Stop complaining or we'll cancel it 😡

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7 months

@edcmpbl Why is one talking to the dad and the other is talking to the brother. Terrible story telling.

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9 months

My audition to be a doctor who assistant

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1 year

I didn't know London had a straight pride until yesterday!

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@lornlornlors

4 years

@BBCNews Uh it’s in the title BALL room, one of them has to have balls. I only watch it for the balls. You’ve lost me, BBC. British Ball-less Competition. Me and my wife will NOT be watching.

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@lornlornlors

3 years

@ABC Gov: Hey thanks for your help, I will grant you one wish in return. Nurse 1: Pay rise please Nurse 2: Pay rise please god Nurse 3: Ferry doing donuts on the Thames! Gov: ding ding ding! I heard ferry doing donuts on the Thames!

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@lornlornlors

1 year

Working a full-time job to support your creative side hustle is really difficult, but Homer managed to write the Iliad whilst clocking in at the nuclear power plant every day. Inspirational

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@lornlornlors

1 year

Guys I'm SO SORRY 😞 Funeral being held 19th-28th October at @sohotheatre 8.45pm

Country Mile Productions

@countrymileprod

1 year

THANKS A LOT @LORNLORNLORS .

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@lornlornlors

2 years

I was LIED to as a child that work xmas parties would be in the office and not vodka revs! I was so ready to scan my ass on the printer! And put my ass on the boss' desk. And put my colleague's stapler in my ass. Mainly missing out on ass based stuff

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@lornlornlors

2 years

My bf and I put the sofas together like a boat and called it the mega boat and spent 2 whole days and nights straight in the mega boat leaving only to wee and forage for food

BBC News (World)

@BBCWorld

2 years

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests

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@lornlornlors

4 months

@Annacreegan my best mate got her sister banned from our local nightclub through using her ID and causing a raucous

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@lornlornlors

2 years

Wow well fuck thank you this was nice @chortle . Thanks @watsoncomedian and @ShappiKhorsandi can't believe i even got to go on stage with you legends. Big thanks Steve and everyone who voted for me, super cool actually! !!!! Love comedy!!!

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@lornlornlors

4 years

I am sans soundcloud (sans teeth, sans eyes...) So, arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor, Black Lives Matter and fund the British arts before it’s too late.

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@lornlornlors

1 year

A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene and the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy he is gross!"

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@lornlornlors

2 years

Sex is great but have you ever played zip zap boing

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@lornlornlors

3 years

@AyoCaesar I need to scoop at life the way she scoops at bees

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@lornlornlors

2 years

@rhiannoneshaw delicious people not realising this is a joke

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@lornlornlors

2 years

❤️ I DOUBLE WON THE FUNNY WOMEN AWARDS 2022!! !!!❤️ Here's a Samsung note (quirky gal!)

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@lornlornlors

2 years

just done some maths and we can afford an app if we cut 'dance'. Is everyone ok with this? ?

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@lornlornlors

4 years

@BBCNews BuT hOw WiLl ThEy FoX tRoT if OnE oF tHeM is NoT a FoX? ThEy DoN’T hAvE tHe CoRReCt aMounT oF TaiLs!

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Lorna Rose Treen

@lornlornlors

1 year

Every day I am stopped repeatedly in the street, in cafes or on the tube by people who say (often tearfully) “Keep going. We are behind you. You speak for the people who thought they were dating a zookeeper but it turned out they were a cheetah.”

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Lorna Rose Treen

@lornlornlors

11 months

Girls: before you send that email, go back and delete the bit where you've written "if that makes sense". Instead, chuck your laptop out of the window and board a flight to Cuba. None of this matters

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Lorna Rose Treen

@lornlornlors

3 years

#OVConnect I would love to meet a rich benefactor and/or patron like the young artists did in the old days. Please pay my rent, fund my art and tell your rich friends to also invest in me.

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@lornlornlors

1 year

🧡POSTER REVEAL🧡I'm so excited [!!!!🤪!!!] to bring my debut comedy show Skin Pigeon to Edinburgh Fringe 2023! A stupid gorgeous character comedy show full of joy and nonsense. I can't wait for you to see it. Design by @ @markjones2751 . Pic, as always, by Will Hearle 📷

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@lornlornlors

3 years

Mum and sister are isolating with covid, so it's just me and the old man for xmas. He decorated.

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@lornlornlors

2 years

I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're casting for Cherie Blair in the crown

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@lornlornlors

1 year

🚨nice news alert! 🚨 I've just signed at @UnitedAgents with the wonderful Isaac Storm ✨️ 📷 (as usual) by Will Hearle

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Lorna Rose Treen

@lornlornlors

8 months

I can't believe the BBC is letting us make this...

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@jonathanoldfie

8 months

BBC Comedy Series! Hugely honoured to finally reveal myself and @lornlornlors have been commissioned to make a comedy series for Radio 4. A ridiculous character-led sketch show called "Time of the Week" parodying women's news and current affairs!

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2 months

@dgellis0907 thanks bawling at 5.30pm

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4 months

@WilsonAlta It was on the way into the UK, on return from Spain

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5 years

“Okay, so you’ve really fucked up now...” #BorisLiedToTheQueen #SupremeCourt

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4 months

@SquidyUK Very true

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@lornlornlors

2 years

It's cold.🥶 The cost of energy is rocketing.📈 And you're working from home, sat in one place all day, trying not to turn the heating on... Here are 5 EASY money saving tips from someone who's been a WFH freelancer for 35 years:

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Lorna Rose Treen

@lornlornlors

8 months

@RosieisaHolt What was Toby Jones doing when he could have been sorting at the post office 😡thanks for speaking up rosie

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@lornlornlors

2 years

✨I can't actually believe I'm typing this but I just found out I'm a finalist in the @funnywomen stage award FINAL AND(!) my short has been shortlisted for the final too! WHAT ON EARTH ✨

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4 years

@failurebabe Dyslexically read this as ‘Do you identify as German?’ and was so confused! Then I re-read and I was so happy! Beautiful!

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BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

2 years

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests

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2 years

we spent the app money on new lanyards x

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2 years

They should make a BBC bad food for balance

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Lorna Rose Treen

@lornlornlors

30 days

It's very funny to me that I'm consistently called woke by a certain part of the press when my comedy is simply nonsense. I literally duct tape a skateboard to my stomach and ask people to pull me around while I “swim”. Just say it like it is, you hate women #edfringe

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@lornlornlors

4 years

Pleased to announce I absolutely cocked up my driving test this morning and failed spectacularly within 20 minutes of my drive

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22 days

Why isn't the boat joke woke? And is it because I'm a woman?

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@lornlornlors

2 years

@StuartMcP thanks for contacting the edinbrugh fringe, we will get back to you in 6-8 weeks

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@lornlornlors

3 years

The fact we're still getting sketches with Catherine Tate's Nanna character shows how few woman character comedians you've let do stuff on TV in the past 15 years. Outrageous.

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@lornlornlors

1 year

WE GOT A SOHO RUN 🐤🐤 London London London

Country Mile Productions

@countrymileprod

1 year

🚨 @LORNLORNLORS @SOHOTHEATRE DATES NOW ON SALE!! 🚨 Fresh from rave reviews and an entirely sold out #edfringe run (+extra shows), the award-winning Lorna Rose Treen is bringing her debut hour SKIN PIGEON to Soho Theatre for 9 nights in October 😍🐥

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2 years

I'm not taking tips from a table no matter how cool you look

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2 years

My wife is divorcing me over the app thing. Thanks everyone

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1 year

Join in if you're normal

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@lornlornlors

1 year

This sounds exactly like something a normal person would say

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1 year

absolutely toxic behaviour happening in my family chat

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@lornlornlors

4 months

@bitterbeefalo @tweetlee_dee goooood point

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@lornlornlors

3 years

The most BBC email to receive ever but UTTERLY THRILLED to have got a place on the BBC elevate scheme! THIS LIL NEURODIVERSE BABY IS GUNNA BE AN AP IN TELE, HUNNIES! Also I've legally changed my name to {$recipient_firstname}

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I woke up like this (with Skin Pigeon as the @telegraph number 1 show to see at the Edinburgh fringe!!!) Thank you so much 😭can't wait for you all to see my silly show

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Francis Lee

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Make your gay characters complex. Problematic. Nasty fuckers who do bad things. Unapologetic. Evil. Manipulative. Unlikeable. Three dimensional. Villainous. Not just the ‘cute’ teens holding hands.

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@fsl3 @Prankster36 Finally my masters in Philosphy and 1.5 years of clown school paid off!

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2 years

if you keep complaining we'll get rid of mosque kitchen🤷‍♀️

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@lornlornlors

4 months

When a Shakespeare could be set anywhere, at anytime, why does everyone set them in WW2? I wanna see Hamlet in an ant colony! I wanna see Loves Labours Lost in a failing sperm bank! I wanna see Macbeth in a McDonalds! Taming of the Shrew with real shrews

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@lornlornlors

2 years

Monty Python didn't have an app and they did ok

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4 years

Just to spread a bit of positivity into the world - I came out as bisexual to my parents today. Their response was ‘Okeydoke!’ It was very easy and I feel very lucky to have them in my life. Happy #PrideMonth everyone 🧡🌈

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It is worrying me that Ed Davies is in Chessington, so close to the world of adventures

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5 months

I just learnt that Gregg Wallace isn't a chef!? What IS Gregg Wallace? And why doesn't he spend more time with his son

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@lornlornlors

2 years

We’re mega excited to say the FRINGE 2022 PROGRAMME IS HERE!🥳 If you wanna see it (we only printed one) its on display in a locked cabinet in the Hive. You'll need a key. A man named Mick is wandering in the meadows. REMEMBER to bring Mick an offering or he'll get blood lust 🥳

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Lorna Rose Treen

@lornlornlors

1 year

Artie Ziff wrote this tweet

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@lornlornlors

1 year

she's everything. he's just ken

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@lornlornlors

2 years

Hi guys, this is Humpty's gf here. Just to let you know he had a great fall yesterday so is recovering away from twitter. He appreciates all of your messages of support as he gets himself✨together again✨

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Lorna Rose Treen

@lornlornlors

3 months

💕secret is out 💕 what a DREAM to work with Sian Clifford. @BBCSounds & @BBCRadio4 6th July. HUGE thanks to the iconic @JuliaAMcKenzie for commissioning this. WOMEN WOMEN EVERYWHERE

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@lornlornlors

1 year

Just wow 😭🩷

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1 year

Channel 4 launches the Sean Lock Comedy Award | Nominations for the inaugural accolade announced

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@lornlornlors

10 months

now david cameron is finally back post a pic of you from 2010 to celebrate

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@lornlornlors

1 year

This is absolutely ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!! What an absolute dream!!!!!!!! Thank you so so much to anyone who's come, plans to come, or has seen a wip!!!! Big thank you to @countrymileprod @Jon_W_Oldfield and my incred tech opp Jake Wood

Country Mile Productions

@countrymileprod

1 year

🚨 @LORNLORNLORS HAS SOLD OUT HER ENTIRE #EDFRINGE RUN! 🚨 26 sell-out shows and incredible reviews - and if you didn’t manage to get a ticket, we recommend keeping an eye out later this week… 👀

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Lorna Rose Treen

@lornlornlors

1 year

Heartbroken to not get the fringe bursary. £2000 would've been a scratch on the total cost (£10000ish) but would've sincerely helped. Don't know what more I could've demonstrated. This isn't enough. Helping 50 people isn't enough. Big ty to my access support Ash @_TheUncultured_

BBC News (UK)

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2 years

Fleabag star launches Edinburgh Fringe support fund

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2 years

She's a 10 but she doesn't have an app

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7 months

Co-running my first writer's room tomorrow for our BBC Radio comedy showwwww! I am squealing like a little pig over here

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@lornlornlors

2 years

@jenivescomedian Attached it to my tow bar and drive him to the dump where I live

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1 year

⭐️the Lorna is out of the bag!⭐️ I'm debuting at the @edfringe this year! I'm busy perfecting my social etiquette, good morals and maybe I'll leave with an eligible husband!!🤞Can't believe my luck (whaaaat!!) to work with my fab team and an actual dream to be at @ThePleasance 💛

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6 years

I wasn’t allowed to take Art GCSE and I never understood why. Just found my year 9 sketch book:

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@lornlornlors

1 year

Which benign TV character or personality did you harbour an irrational loathing of as a child? Me:

Sarah Dempster

@Dempster2000

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Which benign TV character or personality did you harbour an irrational loathing of as a child? Me:

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7 months

Whatever is happening to Sophie Ellis Bexter, she deserves it too

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@lornlornlors

5 months

I write a lot of jokes on my iphone but the autocorrect is always fucking up the zookeeper

Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

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damn you, auto-correct... 🎤 Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer now playing only on Netflix

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@lornlornlors

27 days

🎉If you're a woman doing a comedy show at the fringe, you have officially won a new award I have just invented called 'The Best Comedian in the World Award 2024' please feel free to put it on your poster

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@lornlornlors

2 years

Hosting a mixed-bill night where comedians have to perform only their 45-minute-in 'sad' bit. Back 2 back. Really teach the audience what comedy is

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@lornlornlors

8 months

Unbelievably proud to announce I am the winner of 'worst joke 2023' (the Mirror)!!! Really incredible to have beaten Trump AND two sex pests(!) with my pun about the zookeeper turning out to be a cheetah 🐆