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@thegodmother_K
Koketso_D
3 years
The truth is Indoda mayibe iKing #KingMisuzuluKaZwelithini 😍
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4 years
@TheeBestZu Bese ithi “So you wanna act tough like John Cena?”
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1 year
Nandipha would probably do it all over again for this man 😭😭😭 . #ThaboBester
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1 year
I’m really gonna need Melissa to win. #MissSA2023
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@thegodmother_K
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2 years
@MQaasim7 Ndak betha “Tuks of Niks” 😭
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@thegodmother_K
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3 months
@thabo_shingange I am fasting with Mogoeng- for what? I don’t know. But all of this needs fasting 😭
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@thegodmother_K
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29 days
Nna Khumo wang bora shem. Zero participation, 100% aggression, absolutely boring #MarriedAtFirstSightMzansi
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2 years
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2 years
Bev is such a hypocrite. She was so saddened when Camilla went and printed her GBV files to confront her about her business. Yet she colluded again with Camilla to do the same thing to Thato?? Sies. #RHOCT
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4 years
For me its when the Chair had to remind her that she is a chartered accountant. Disappointingly stating “Miss Kwinana, you are a chartered accountant...”🥵 If I was Kwinana, after this I’d just retire #ZondoCommission
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
I can’t figure out if the #HandsOffMrsHansma tweets are sarcastic or there is actual solidarity. Please balance me guys 😅
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@thegodmother_K
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3 months
@Maluda012 “You are even recording me with an Apple, so I’m happy because the picture quality is superb 👌🏽 “ 🤣🤣 I would’ve just put my phone down after that one. ☝🏽
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@thegodmother_K
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@princcesskay Never resign for anyone else. You have to believe from the get go that it is God who placed you there and it is only God who can remove you. Everything else is propaganda 😇
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1 year
@cherryk0la No headache in the past 3 years? Some people are God’s favourite
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
@dumigwebu Yvonne Orji, Molly on Insecure serves corporate attire though!!👌🏽
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
My bridesmaids were on fire with that step! 👌🏽🥂🔥 @sepedi_bapedi
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@thegodmother_K
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2 months
Black tax is linked to generational inequality. It’s the backward responsibility it forces on young black youth, whether they are happy to do it or not. The “doing”may not be a problem, but the system created for that “doing” to have to take place is what is being argued.
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The Black community is so finished man. How is building your family a house black tax? Worse yindlu ozohlala kuyo nawe.
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@thegodmother_K
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2 years
Thembi: you owe Mzansi big time! Somizi: you don’t owe anybody anything! Ziyakhala tonight #idolssa
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@thegodmother_K
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1 year
Ey abo Mamazala of this season are in their Hot Girl Era 🔥😁 #MakotiAreYouTheOne
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
Tweeting from Fiancé- ville 😍💍😍💍😍 #ISaidYes
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2 months
@TboozeSA Facts. When I lived in Bloemfontein, i got to work in 10 mins. No traffic, no millions of cars tryna overtake me, just vibes nje.
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2 years
Camilla is old money guys. Like proper old money #RHOCT
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
Berry Girl #idolssa 🔥🔥🔥🔥 SICKENING!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
@PennyBee2102 Can someone please explain what yall mean by washing the pad? Do you just let water run on the pad or do y’all actually wash them like you are washing the collar of a white hemp?🙆🏽‍♀️
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@thegodmother_K
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10 months
@_boysie A ke happy ka the way maphodisa are dragging Ches, ekare he did something wrong 😭
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4 years
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
@thabangmasibi_ Actually the series is quite close to home. It follows an almost similar feel to a real life SA true story of a baby kidnapped at 2 days old in Cape Town who would be discovered by her biological sister at school 17 yrs later. Its not “revolutionary” but it is real!
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@thegodmother_K
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1 year
@KingBishop1st Lmao. I just didn’t know how to put it. But this is exactly it!😂
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@thegodmother_K
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2 years
@MphoMoalamedi Please keep us updated 🥸. If it gets bad, Maybe I can give you money to go consult 🍁🪸🍂🐚 so you can strengthen your case.
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2 years
@wandileubuntu Dog looking at you, wishing a nigga would… 😭
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2 months
@Nonny_Mpata Ngapha she was busy saying the Boks lost because she wasn’t there. If indeed she is a superfan, knowing very well that she holds the bones to their win, why didn’t she do everything she can to get to the game 🤣 So that they win?So she let them lose? 🤣 ey bo mama lena 👀
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
@DarGOBHO Only if during the segz you hear “meeeeeeeeehhhhhhh”. Then yah, she is.
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@thegodmother_K
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2 years
@Karabo_Mokgoko We unbraid.
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
@itsthabobruh If yall are interested in Faith based content, I put scriptures into poetry and recite em, the bible sounds so different when you actually hear it as a letter❤️- titled “how good are your scriptural bars?” others include sharing my spiritual journey.🎊
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2 years
@Tina_Hokwana Imagine, this guy 😅. You chow your pension alone but you want others to share theirs with you? Wonder what he even did with that R270K, since bare he didn’t even know the difference between levies and municipal rates 😭😭
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
@PhathuMakwarela @1MagicTV I think its time for Lindani to rest (in peace) bafwethu...
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
@l3kabaza @KingLandoSA @I_Am_Asnath But if @SAPoliceService knows this, why don’t they get police vans to patrol thise areas in the night?
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
@kulanicool We can never forget this Kid😩😭😩😭
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@thegodmother_K
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8 months
@thabo_shingange It doesn’t need chance takers, it doesn’t need people who like nice time- nice’ities 😭😭😭
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@MabuthoDubazana So if we wanna take the family out to eat at a restaurant, who must stay behind? Cuz it definitely aint gonna be me 💅☕️
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@thegodmother_K
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1 year
@MunchinGladbach @SithandiweNgesi I hate it soo much. Especially the one ya “you like to complain so much , you’re like a woman”. Njani Bra 🤦🏽‍♀️😩
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@thegodmother_K
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2 months
@Jabu_Macdonald uZobi ghel. Zobilicious!!
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@thegodmother_K
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5 years
@George_Mogwase Lare Flame e ke ya ko kae?
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
@BossMatriach Shaka has forgiven himself mama. Why shouldn’t you forgive him?🤣
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
@ThickLeeyonce Skinny bodies are also not always “respected and accepted “ as you may think. We are also told we need to put on weight, asked if we eat enough, if we are sick, have we tried herbalife, that we dont have “African” bodies. Nathi apha, especially as Africans skinnies got it rough😄
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@MrMenziN Noni walked so Riri could run. 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@thegodmother_K
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2 months
@OwenKubekz You still haven’t found that “friend “ you were looking for the other day?
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@thegodmother_K
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5 months
@papi_nicetingz @zozitunzi Bathong Chomi, byanong sele was mo araba lwena ore “khawundi boleke wethu 😭😭”
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@thegodmother_K
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2 years
@lerato_seko_ It’s not our business to decide which row she should’ve sat on. We don’t “suppose” anything. Most people that have a lot to say about the protocols of this whole situation weren’t even “invited” in to the funeral = Our opinions on this matter are actually very insignificant.
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@thegodmother_K
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1 year
I don’t know but I feel like some of these scenes they are acting too much- like there is a deep level of exaggeration 😏😏. #MakotiAreYouTheOne
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@thegodmother_K
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@Jabu_Macdonald uMvelase naye usile. Why is he only pursuing Khulekani after 3million views? If he didn’t get those views was he gonna ask him to come back?
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@thegodmother_K
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2 years
One thing about Lalela is her resilience during her reign. Hai shem, nobody has fought like she has fought. She gave me “ngeke ngizwe ngani” vibes - and I applaud her shem 😂👌🏽🔥😅🥂 #MissSupranational2022
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
Photo dump of our special weekend. ❤️💍🐂 #wedding #husbandandwife #LoveStory #sepedi #sepedisabapedi
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
Imagine if they named their daughter, first name “Princess”, second Name “Diana” #OprahMeghanHarry
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2 years
@MphoMoalamedi Say “Please” nawe, maybe they get you business class🤓
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@thegodmother_K
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2 years
@Anele One of my friends name is “Kubekho”… a powerful declaration of “Let there be…”
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
@TshitshiNel 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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2 years
@kelvinsesola @segosta93 Lmao!! No. She says you were struck by lightning- which is an idiom to denote that you were taken so suddenly. If I am not mistaken…
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@thegodmother_K
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8 months
@thabo_shingange Say no more 😂😂
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5 years
@vovomfebe Thobela bagwera🌱🧚🏽‍♀️
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@tsholo__iam No one: SD: You do know…? No. He doesn’t know. Thats why he said what he said. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
@Pre_Genesis Chipi ke chipi love- no matter the deficiencies
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@thegodmother_K
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5 years
Can we share some tips on how you as a young manager deal with older people who have probably been at your workplace longer, but just can’t comprehend how “this child” got this job and they constantly undermine you or just don’t take you seriously?
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
6 years
O jewa ke eng ?
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1 year
@uNtandoSindane Definitely. I did a lot of resting while I was in Bloem. I’d definitely retire there.
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
@Paseka_Tshani1 Isn’t this the same guy that was bragging about reporting someone to some professional body and then the person committed suicide? He was literally bragging
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4 years
“it is at the heart of scientific rigour that scholars review & engage with the work of their peers.This is something that anyone pursuing or holding Masters or doctoral qualification would know.Mamabolo doesn't know this because he has never operated at this level academically.”
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Khaya Sithole
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'Mamabolo, on the other hand, is on prepaid and rarely had airtime to make calls' 'Mamabolo doesn't know this because he has never operated at this level academically. This is therefore unfamiliar territory to him...'
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@thegodmother_K
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@tanyajunghans Lol, if only they knew that we also teach both our sons and daughters feom an early age that tlhatswa penty/jokey ya gao!!! They grow with it, even the boys.
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
I think they are being sarcastic 😂 cuz those tweets are WILD 🤣
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@thegodmother_K
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1 year
Locs gang worldwide 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
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1 year
Dreadlocks gang! Quote this with your picture 🫶🏽
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@Oh_Smallstuff I was home alone with my little brother- think he was around 4 y/o. I brought him to sleep in the living room while I watched TV. He woke up like Undertaker, went to the kitchen then looks at me and says “ngwana ola o ile kae?” 😳 I’m like ngwana o mo fe? He say o ne a le mo 😳
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
@CleoNosipho “Bayede Babe 😍”
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1 year
@KeaKhutsoane Mina its when people get a lift and they decide to get off at the robot. That time its 3 men getting out of the car in a rush. Ekare they are coming to me. Jiki jiki ba shiana ba jumpa strata ba emela taxi 😭😭
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4 years
This part of the interview really got me heart broken. Our players deserve better. Loneliness can actually lead to depression. Exclusion ekana, SA cricket players!! #MakhayaNtini
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3 years
Zimi was like “no,I’m not here to play girls!!!!” #MissSA2021
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@thegodmother_K
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5 months
@FefeLehobye When she did that “whuuu haaa , what is it good for…” i cracked up a lil too hard😂
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@thegodmother_K
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2 months
@Bonisile_RMS Batho ba modimo, Mercury Rising ke eng, re tlebenne ra feta ke di health supplements??
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2 years
@mpilokhumalo_ My favourite one is the one ya ga “Farieda, what is so important at the tv that you can’t let it go” 😂😂😂
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@thegodmother_K
Koketso_D
4 years
@mozza_onassis When you earn R20 000, you have problems worth R20 000. Its hard to see this when it’s not actually your money and you don’t have the responsibility of sharing thag money with other people. She needs to show her sister more grace.
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@Jabu_Macdonald If its fictional, why don’t they create a fictional religion like “amajudiya” for Khulekani. Christianity and being “born again” are real concepts. And they play them out realistically in the show. Even to the extent where Khulekani prays to Jesus. They should do better. 👎🏽
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
@PhilMphela Twitter needs to have a “ctrl + F” set up for cellphone users to make these searches easier ☝🏽
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
More Life, More Blessings. On the 9th January, 28years ago, I was also born on a Sunday 😊🥂 #28th #Birthday #Blessings
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@thegodmother_K
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2 years
#Bonang came back on some 😂👌🏽😂 Samthandi uQueen B guys! Please
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@thegodmother_K
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1 year
These girls don’t even know what gaslighting is. Being mean to your partner is not called gaslighting 😆 #DateMyFamily
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@thegodmother_K
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4 years
Do you remember Girls with vineyards? #AVeryBonangYear
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@thegodmother_K
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3 years
Federe ne kele cute byang maloba 😌
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1 year
@SpitchNzawumbi Lol, even Pretorians have a similar dialect. Its just about putting a certain “letter sound” between the syllables. So: Wena = Wepenapa. O kae = Opo Kapaepe. Ke teng wena o kae = kepe tepengepe, wepenapa opo kapaepe?
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5 months
@BantuMthabela_ I AM A SURGEON!!
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1 year
@KeaKhutsoane I have been telling yall to convert to dreadlocks mara ga lena di tsebe!
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@thegodmother_K
Koketso_D
1 year
@itsOnly_Jessica You can also try Marvelon. Good for controlling hormonal acne. And great booster for your tiddies . You’ll still get your period when you go on the inactive pills but they last a shorter time.
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@thegodmother_K
Koketso_D
2 years
@KeaKhutsoane Bathong wena, jealous e kana. It means kgale a go mintse!
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Koketso_D
3 years
@eNCA Everyone must just relax 😄. Polyandry wont be compulsory. The same way polygamy isn’t. If a man or woman doesn’t want that set-up, he or she wont enter into a relationship of it. If you know you are for monogamy , let that be your portion and your peace.
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@thegodmother_K
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1 year
@Melanin_Mmaps The police has proper surveillance equipment to actually monitor day to day activities such as crime, but they choose not to. Drones, helicopters, everything was on standby today 😂😂
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Koketso_D
2 months
Dzugu was like hold on a damn minute 😩🔥 I’m not done!!! #QueenModjadjiMzansi
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1 year
@Rochelle__Meyer Bathong, I also heard gore Tanazanian SANDF played a role. Let’s also give them their flowers.
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2 years
@Lovelinessmona The other arm
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4 years
@LethaboRainbow @Nkanyiso_ngqulu “....ours is very kliye”
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2 years
@ProcksB @TebogoSegoati Our own money is boooooring🤣
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Koketso_D
3 years
@SkyeSehahabane This is not funny. But I am howling 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂 cuz I bet it’s true.
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Yaaay! New Video Up on YT. 🚨 Bible recital challenge: How good are your scriptural bars? In this video I do a recital of Romans 7. Quite a strong chapter😅! Link: Please watch, like, subscribe and let me know what you think🥂 #YouTubers #YouTubers
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