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Peter Whent

26 days

It's here. The game you've been waiting for. It's Brandwank Bingo. Take it into your next meeting. Cross the jargon off as you hear it. When you complete a row, shout "Brandwank". Hours of fun. Enjoy 😃 #Brandwank

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11 months

@mattcoyney That family on their way to the funeral will be telling that story for generations.

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1 year

@SuzanneRoynon @SkyNews Didn't she. And it was instinctive, not forced.

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10 months

@TheMasterBucks We cross over live as Mary Earps saves the first penalty

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6 months

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, humour is the most powerful marketing tool at our disposal.

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9 months

Give yourself a treat during the break and watch "Slow Horses" on Apple TV. It's all round brilliant, but it's worth the watch just for Gary Oldman's performance as Lamb.

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7 days

@eds_afterglow And he was eliminated while Diane said nothing. One of the great British miscarriages of justice.

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Peter Whent

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6 years

We've had 5-10cms of snow overnight and @Se_Railway has gone to an emergency timetable. Meanwhile in Canada. #Snowmageddon #SnowMageddon2019

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9 years

Meanwhile trains in Canada 💨 💨

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Peter Whent

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2 years

@HelenLOHara Someone once asked me in a pub in London, apropos of nothing, "What's the quickest way to Cincinatti?" Maybe it's a spy ring.

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6 months

@historyinmemes The passion when he says "But you're selling to farmers" is everything. EVERYTYHING.

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4 months

@emmaloffhagen You may want to sit down before you move on to Notre Dame, Chile, and buoy 😅

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5 months

@tim_brannigan "Stood there wiv my cash" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 months

@JohnLeFevre Who told you Edinburgh was more prestigious than St Andrews?

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8 months

@masoom_siii @historyinmemes In the UK there's no tax on gambling winnings.

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Peter Whent

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1 year

@ESPNcricinfo I'm English, so it's in my job description to disagree with him, but he handled those questions brilliantly. Didn't take the bait once.

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3 months

@mhendry92 He's not a commentator. He's just a guy who talks over the football. Clive Tyldesley is a commentator.

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8 months

@tradingMaxiSL @historyinmemes It was the Nelson Mandela Tribute Concert. I was there. It was a stunning performance. One very talented lady, a guitar, no special effects, and a great song. 70,000 people stopped and listened. It was a moment.

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3 months

@JoshPughComic You want 5k to couch.

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Peter Whent

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3 months

@PaulHeatonSolo @glastonbury @FatboySlim Not an auto tune, a backing track, or a lip synch in sight. Just talented musicians and brilliant vocals. Real music.

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Peter Whent

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6 months

@SteamboatUSA It's kind of a tough ask when you've paid for your seat, or been organised and checked in online 24 hours ago, specifically to get the seat you want, and then you're asked to move to accommodate people who did none of that.

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4 months

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Peter Whent

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2 years

In my view nothing has matched Jay & Aliona's Pulp Fiction Jive from 2015.....until tonight, Helen & Gorka's Cabaret routine was stunning.

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Peter Whent

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5 years

@agnesfrim @MarinaHyde As a man I feel a bit of an intruder, but what a lovely story and an uplifting thread 👏👏👏👏

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Peter Whent

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1 year

When your copywriter runs out of shits to give.

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Peter Whent

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3 months

@drphiliplee1 Futurists predict one day they'll have brown versions for recycling. I don't see it catching on. Too many people would forget which week it was and put the wrong one out.

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3 months

@FelicityHannah Before you decide, just remember that 40 years from now, the power changes hands. Decide wisely 😅

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Peter Whent

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5 months

@tim_brannigan To the American ear, her last line sounds like: "Ibedeecaneermay"

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Peter Whent

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4 months

@FBAwayDays That's perfectly normal. It very safe and well marshalled. You can see the guys holding up the green stop/go signs. The guys at the back will be on a tube inside 20-30 mins. Happens at every big Wembley fixture.

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Peter Whent

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10 months

@aljwhite It was............Rebekah Vardy.

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2 years

@EmmaKennedy Nicholas Witchell has made a career from standing outside palaces guessing what's going on inside.

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4 months

@omid9

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Peter Whent

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3 months

@nwall89 And above all else, Koeman's foul on Platt should have been a red card and probably a penalty.

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Peter Whent

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8 months

@AndreyNovikoov Walk round all day telling each other "You're on mute", and then fall around laughing.

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Peter Whent

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5 years

@paulg Bad habits they carry over: - Smother startup with process. - Communicate using mass comms tools (i.e. email) when their team is sitting next to them. - Assume sales is easy. They don't appreciate how much the logo used to do for them.

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5 months

@CheapeDouglas How did she respond to the news that the wind blew your horse into the swimming pool?

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@yashar The comic timing is impeccable.

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1 year

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Peter Whent

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3 months

Chris Martin, in his own wholesome, earnest, nerdy, quirky way, is one the greatest front men of our lifetime. A lesson to everyone to just be unapologetically who you are @coldplay #ColdplayGlastonbury #Coldplay #Glastonbury2024

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Peter Whent

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1 year

@parsnip45 This is the nicest tweet I've seen in a long long time. Anyone's who's been through the first week of their kids being away at uni for the first time will know what a special gesture this is.

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1 year

@donwinslow @springsteen The Boss, on and off stage ❤️

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1 year

@ellebeecher Two people strike up a civilised, interesting conversation randomly and the pearls of wisdom flow. Such a refreshing tweet in the social media age where most people seem barely able to speak without rancour and vitriol.

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Peter Whent

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8 months

@tchapmanonline More than I care to admit. The whole performance is just sublime.

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Peter Whent

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5 years

Snowflakes in the South of England. UK to DEFCON 1, trains to emergency timetables, schools to lock down, all police leave cancelled. Don't travel unless your journey is vital. This is not a drill #Snowmageddon2020

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Merde - il neige! #StillWinter #SuffolkSnow #Snowmageddon2020

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2 months

@timmy400h 4 years ago my daughter auditioned for a London drama school. Her course had a 6% acceptance rate. We used a sports psychologist to help her prepare mentally, and she spent most of their time trying to take the catastrophe out of failing. "Wanting it, not needing it" is such a

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@Football__Tweet

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1 year

@TJisonline @TodayInSportsCo It's all about context. Three of those photos won't mean anything to most people outside the USA (which is 96% of the world's population). The Black Power protest on the other is iconic.

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Peter Whent

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11 months

@rugbyworldcup I'm English, and even I'm saying Dan Carter should be No. 10 ahead of Jonny. And no Wayne Shelford or Jonah Lomu?

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Peter Whent

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5 months

@lauralexx I think subscriptions are becoming unpopular and we're going to see the rise of "lifetime deals"

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1 month

@scousepie "Additionally, due to the same technical error, a small number of customers were able to book the rooms at a higher price. later that evening"

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Peter Whent

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5 years

I was due to be running #bathhalf on Sunday. Even if I was fit, I wouldn't be going. Cramming 30,000 people into the town in the middle of a virus epidemic is unfair on the lovely people of Bath who welcome us so readily each year. Come on @BathHalf organisers. Do the right thing

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Peter Whent

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1 year

@ProfFrancesca Blimey. Banter's not what it was.

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2 months

@RTEsport @DavidGillick Femke Bol’s final leg of the mixed 400 relay will be one of the iconic moments of this games. She is a star and so likeable.

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Peter Whent

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2 years

@ThatMummyLife When my daughter was 6 she was married to a plumber from Basingstoke called Nick and they had 4 kids. Nick played in a rock band, conveniently called "The Plumbers" and their biggest hit was a song called "Blue Loo". You've probably heard it 🤣

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3 months

@mabintou I have been a runner (v amateur) since I was a schoolboy. I've been to countless races, belonged to clubs etc., and I've only ever met one person who runs in Nike shoes. One!! Shorts, shirts yes, but Nike shoes are just not in the running conversation.

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Peter Whent

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8 years

@H_Schoeman Uncomfortable watching you high fiving & fist pumping having been gifted the race by a supreme act of sportsmanship. Not good.

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2 months

@rpaton11 It's like watching Sports Personality of The Year on the BBC. They have the rights to so few sporting events, that it's a lot chat with a few short clips.

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Peter Whent

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1 year

@AdamBienkov But...but...we've got...

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Peter Whent

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4 years

@RapscallionSam @TrueNateDogg @Snowden This is it. Nothing has any value that we don't give it. Value comes from the story in our heads. A piece of paper with some words in ink. Value=zero. Tell me that the words are the original lyrics to "A Day in the Life" in John Lennon's handwriting. Value = £1.4M at auction.

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Peter Whent

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3 months

@almurray Found it. It's just blue seats. The answer to the OP's question is 2.00am.

Copy of Conservative Seats 2019-2024

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Peter Whent

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8 months

@AdamBienkov Prediction: That flipchart is about to get the living shit memed out of it.

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Peter Whent

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4 years

@stevelevine It's only been 5 months, but already the idea of spending an hour on a train, at 7 in the morning, to go and sit in a cubicle on the 38th floor of a city centre sky scraper to work, sounds absurd.

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Peter Whent

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3 months

@Rob_Arms_ The way he rushes over to grab the ball as it rolls backwards, instead of celebrating. He's seen the video 🤣🤣

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Peter Whent

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2 years

@Tomafc83 Hi Tom, can I tattoo this image on my back, with credit to you?

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Peter Whent

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2 years

@BexBitchley1 @RishiSunak Well he seems pretty happy that England took 3 wickets before half time, to lead 40 love with 5 furlongs left.

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Peter Whent

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6 years

@sooty2101 @RachelSJohnson @BorisJohnson No it doesn't take a strong person. Sticking to your principles should be the default setting. Not something we can only do when we turn the dial up to strong.

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3 months

@JoeyL14 Like the team, we've never found a good replacement for Alan Hansen and we're experimenting at this tournament. Lineker doing a bit more punditry is a win. Fabregas also a big hit. He shows how bang awful Ferdinand is.

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Peter Whent

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4 months

@aidancramer Well done. I hope you also asked them to walk you through the specific steps they took to assist a startup of your type to succeed with this fund in the last year. It's not one-way traffic.

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Peter Whent

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3 years

@CliveMyrieBBC Floella Benjamin influenced the upbringing of Clive Myrie. I mean when we come to argue the case for the BBC, it's about here that we drop the mic and rest our case. The argument is over.

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3 months

@TheBookshopMan There is no obligation to finish a book you don't like just because you started it.

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1 month

@HylandIan It's riskier than buying Day 5 tickets for an England Test Match.

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Peter Whent

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3 months

@turasatana1 @PED7 Maybe, but the colour of the card was the most controversial decision. It should have been red.

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3 months

@harriet_symonds You have no authority here Jackie Weaver 😂

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Peter Whent

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8 months

@melissdawson I’m looking for someone who can work as if they’re a full time employee, but without holiday, maternity leave, pension or any other benefits.

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Peter Whent

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9 months

@MarinaHyde On the plus side, a first stamp would probably cover it.

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Peter Whent

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3 months

@almurray If you root around on Twitter, someone has produced a Google Sheet of all the constituency declaration times. If I find it I'll post it here.

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2 months

@jonsopel My father was a cagoule maker.

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Peter Whent

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4 months

@EmmaSzewczak London Calling - The Clash Hong Kong Garden - Siouxsie & The Banshees Night Boat to Cairo - Madness Land Down Under - Men at Work Rotterdam - Beautiful South Graceland - Paul Simon Back in The USSR - The Beatles

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Peter Whent

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4 months

@emmaloffhagen This may be the mispronunciation of the century:

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Peter Whent

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6 days

@jimmy_viz Next you'll be telling us you saw people of all backgrounds and cultures, living side by side, making London a better place. Pull the other one.

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Peter Whent

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7 months

@alischwanke People act when they read well written stories about what’s keeping them awake at 3am. They don’t respond to “I’m proud to announce” content.

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Peter Whent

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1 year

@TodayInSportsCo It's different photos to different people. In the UK, I think it's this one:

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Peter Whent

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2 years

@Saints_FCLive He may have been better off stepping aside from his views.

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Peter Whent

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6 years

@CarolNBC4 So there was that time before when he didn't do anything wrong.

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Peter Whent

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4 months

@nazirafzal In our house, everything is a choice by the cat. We just do what we're told.

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Peter Whent

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1 year

Debbie Harry carrying the Pyramid Stage on a tidal wave of attitude alone. #glastonbury2023 #blondie

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Peter Whent

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3 years

"The Tourist" - promised little, delivered everything. Top drawer, very bingeable psycho-thriller. Jamie Dornan at his absolute moody best. #TheTourist

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Peter Whent

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11 months

People losing their minds over on LinkedIn about this ad. I think it's quite witty and as @VikkiRossWrites pointed out to me on another KFC ad, they only get away with this because decades of messaging discipline means there's a neat double entendre going on. Anyone else, and

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Peter Whent

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1 year

@archer_rs Not very Professional.

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Peter Whent

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8 years

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Commerce #BoringBlockbusters

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Peter Whent

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1 year

@IanDunt But...but...we had...

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Peter Whent

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2 years

@DPJHodges Breaking Sad

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Peter Whent

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1 year

Here's a story that's worth over $1 million. It goes like this. I’ve got eight balls of wool for sale. Six red, one black, one white. What do you reckon? £3 a ball. What about if I had it knitted into a jumper? What am I bid? £50. What if I told you it was Princess Diana’s