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Rob Armstrong

9 months

I paid for Twitter premium just so I could post my 2024 presenter showreel in it's full length. That's the kind of ride or die commitment you'll get if you work with me.

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Rob Armstrong

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3 months

Hi everyone here's Jordan Pickford being class.

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7 years

Is this the sequel to the Dele Alli wave?

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7 years

Photo of Oxlade Chamberlain playing for the Liverpool youth team.

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Pedro Obiang is West Ham's Donald Trump, comparing missiles with a Korean.

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If you needed proof that he was an elite shithouse, Arnautovic has 100 percent voted for himself as man of the match. I couldn't like him more.

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6 years

It's coming home.

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2 years

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5 years

When you come out the shower after using Original Source mint and tea tree oil on the meat and two.

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6 years

Can't wait for Maguire to nutmeg Mbappe with a header.

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3 years

Don't get me wrong, Three Lions and all that. But fuck me, will I be giving Denmark a big old cheer for the rest of the Euros. I'm emotionally in bits. Paramedics are so unreal. Shout out Eriksen. Shout out the fucking legends that devote their life and career to saving ours. 🇩🇰

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7 years

For someone to invent a shirt size in between a medium and a large.

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6 years

Switzerland drew with Brazil. It literally makes no sense to try and avoid Brazil in the quarter finals in favour of playing Switzerland. Everyone give your heads a wobble, take your shirt off, write "IT'S COMING HOME" on your belly and pour a beer on someone's head.

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7 years

Roy Hodgson is the gif that keeps on giving.

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2 years

@jamesallcott Gives you a 7 out of 10 every week, only misses a couple of games a season for weddings or stags, always pays his match fees on time and always gets a round in after the game.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

5 years

The big surprise here is that I think Coleen Rooney may be our generation's Agatha Christie. The suspense building to the twist at the end is Booker Prize worthy.

Coleen Rooney

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5 years

This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it......

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7 years

Is there a Newcastle fan in charge of the sky sports graphics?

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@Rob_Arms_

7 years

The fact my TL has more tweets about Dele Alli's willy than the Superbowl is why the Premier League is the greatest league in the world.

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@Rob_Arms_

2 years

I'm absolutely obsessed with Scott Carson being the Dad's random mate at the stag do being forced to down lagers by Jack Grealish - who is 100% the guy who won't stop going on about getting the stag a stripper. Two crucial characters.

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7 years

It makes me physically sick to my stomach that Cameroon haven't been given a pass into the world cup with a masterpiece like this. Physically sick.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

1 year

⚠️ Long sincere post alert ⚠️ Today is my last day at BT Sport/TNT after nearly 6 years as a producer in the digital team. I'm finally taking the plunge and going all in on the presenting, and as such will instantly become a cold-blooded, egomaniac gun for hire. But first...

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7 years

Buy FIFA 18 hoping for realistic football simulation, end up getting lectured on my work/life balance by Gyasi Zardes.

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7 years

Now they've basically got Mbappe, PSG can just sim all of their games until the cup finals now.

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7 years

West Ham fan showing what it means to give it all for the shirt.

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4 years

@BenDavison_ Where did you learn the phrase "POV", Ben? 👀 👀 👀 👀

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7 years

As if Manchester United get superhuman OAP Zlatan Ibrahimovic coming back from an ACL injury in 7 months while West Ham are stuck with Andy Carroll who gets injured thinking of a stupid name for his kid.

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7 years

@TrueGeordieTG Truer Geordie.

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2 years

How many supreme athletes can you fit in one photo?

WWE on TNT Sports

@wweontnt

2 years

Our man @Rob_Arms_ caught up with @_Theory1 following his massive WWE US Championship win tonight! 🇺🇸 🏆 Coming soon... #SurvivorSeries

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6 years

The Sun's weird Sterling fetish is starting to remind me of the residents of South Park going after Britney Spears.

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6 years

This photo is way better from the front than from the back.

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6 years

VAR is so stressful that the entire punditry team has lost all of their hair.

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Rob Armstrong

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3 years

The best way I could describe being English to someone is waking up on a rainy Sunday in July knowing there's a 10-20 percent chance the evening ends with me standing shirtless on the roof of a moving bus singing Atomic Kitten. It's coming home.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

8 years

Take the hint, kid.

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6 years

All this Spain sacking their manager shit has made me realise. England are going to win the world cup aren't they?

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

6 years

I will never understand how people can live with themselves if they text while driving, knowing full well they are statistically 400% more likely to make a grammatical error.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

3 years

I spent my teenage years shamelessly plagiarising Sean Lock's jokes at school and pretending that I'd come up with them. Got busted pretty quickly as everyone had already heard them because he was everyone's favourite comedian on tv. Really, really sad news.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

6 years

David Moyes managing West Ham is like a drunk driver in charge of a Reliant Robin. Yes, he may be missing a wheel, but I still blame him for crashing into a tree.

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Rob Armstrong

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6 years

Shout out to all 16 of the people worldwide that haven't been on holiday to Croatia this summer.

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8 years

@IAmJericho @jakewaring my worlds have collided in a way I'm not sure I'm mentally or emotionally ready to deal with.

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7 years

Am I going insane or has every outfield player except Lanzini been used in defence before? West Ham's secret weapon is 9 full backs and some kids. IIIIIIIIRONS!

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

7 years

We even spelt his name wrong in the announcement ffs.

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@Rob_Arms_

1 year

@Vitu_E I reckon I am 3 boundaries away from having to watch the rest of this game with my shirt off.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

7 years

I'm so fucking thick.

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@Rob_Arms_

7 years

Can't wait to be immensely disappointed by Bilic's replacement.

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@Rob_Arms_

7 years

Whose fucking nudes does this guy have?

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

7 years

Sky sources: Arsenal interested in signing defender Jonny Evans from West Brom.

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7 years

Can't wait until 'Beer' comes out to complete the trilogy.

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Rob Armstrong

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8 years

Who is Arsenal fans' favourite Egyptian, Mohamed Elneny or 2-10khamun? HHAHAHAHAHHAHAH🍆AHHAHAHHAahshaaahaga

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Rob Armstrong

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7 years

Uber pool was the only dating app that ever got me near another human being.

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Rob Armstrong

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6 years

I never thought it would come to this, but if we lose to Sweden today, I MIGHT not go and see Mamma Mia 2 out of protest. Not on release day anyway.

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Rob Armstrong

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Daniel Dubois screaming "are you not entertained" to 90,000 people. This is actually happening.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

2 years

Jack Grealish remembered the celebration!

Premier League

@premierleague

2 years

"It is my dream to meet you in real life. Imagine meeting your idol." @ManCity mad Finlay wrote an emotional letter to his favourite player and hero, @JackGrealish . What followed was a moment he'll never forget.

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7 years

My party trick is that I can count every single one of my proudest achievements with one hand. What's more impressive than that, I can do it using none of my fingers.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

6 years

Can't wait til our first goal so I can write "Co1-0mbia". Not only will it be delicious gloating, but also serve as a reminder that it's "Colombia" not "Columbia". EDUCATIONAL TAUNTING.

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6 years

*Bravely picks up facepaint, England sunglasses and ill-fitting retro shirt* My country needs me...

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7 years

@hughwizzy Jesus, that's fucking adorable.

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7 years

The Sol Campbell guide to football. A truly great mind.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

7 years

I have no fear of being typecast as 'Generic Angry West Ham Fan'.

BT Sport Score

@btsportscore

7 years

👀 Lies 🙄 Kids 💰 Lukaku ＠RobArmstrong_wh can't believe David Sullivan's latest interview 🙈

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1 year

Put on my best Paddington Bear outfit to go and walk around St James' Park with the ridiculously likeable man-mountain Dan Burn.

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

1 year

"It's nice to hear the fans singing your name!" 🎤 Dan Burn talks the @NUFC takeover and his return to St James' Park! 🙌 #MyHome | @Rob_Arms_ |

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4 years

Nothing beats the feeling of cracking open a cold drink on a Friday night in lockdown.

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5 years

Nothing says "our relationship has a shelf life of 2 or 3 years" like a trip to walk over the roof of the o2 arena.

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6 years

@BTSportBoxing Stevie Saunders

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7 years

If Jonathan Calleri hit the post against Barcelona but no one was there to see it, did it really happen?

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

2 years

Absolute testosterone fuelled Bosh injection of tv this morning.

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

2 years

"Look at the size of him! Bosh!" 😅 @iamtomskinner didn't fancy disagreeing with @daRealAkinfenwa on Bosh or Washed! #EKO

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Rob Armstrong

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8 years

It's probably easy to get complacent when people shout 'Bravo' at you even when you get things wrong.

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2 years

All day I've been seeing discourse online about "My Mum is the greatest". Just enjoy that we are able to watch them all play at the same time in the same generation ⚽.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

7 years

ME: Walks into a shop with hood up, headphones in, listening to 'Straight Outta Compton'. ALSO ME: Apologises for paying by card for something under £2.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

7 years

Can't wait to watch that Rooney goal 8 times a week for the next three years. I'm so unhappy.

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2 years

@arielhelwani

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

3 years

It goes without saying that I told @_DeclanRice off-camera he wasn't allowed to answer Mark Noble for all 5. That was obviously a given.

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

3 years

We asked Declan Rice to pick his Top 5️⃣ current Premier League midfielders... 💠 Man City x2 🔵 Chelsea x1 🔴 Man Utd x1 And a surprise pick in there too! Great insight from the West Ham star ⚒

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7 years

When your grandparents work out how to use YouTube...

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7 years

Adrian putting Kouyate's mind back together after Obiang blew it apart.

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6 years

I'm a big fan of Didier Drogba's 'Alan Shearer' costume.

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7 years

Live scenes from VAR headquarters.

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7 years

Louis Theroux is out there asking tough questions to scary pimps while I'm too scared to ask if a bar takes card.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

6 years

It's a shame the camera stops 6 seconds before I jump up off the floor and unleash a 19 punch combination ending in a backflip.

Boxing on TNT Sports

@boxingontnt

6 years

What does it look like to be in the ring with @Tyson_Fury ? 👀 We braved it and filmed it for your pleasure 🙈

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7 years

Pep Guardiola is dressed like an actor playing a football fan in a car advert.

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2 years

Absolutely, inexplicably massive. ⚒️⚒️⚒️

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Rob Armstrong

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6 years

When you think about it, flying really is a miracle. You get in a big metal tube that goes 38,000 ft in the air, and then in 11 hours time you're on the other side of the world and haven't even strangled one of the 300 noisy-eating, seat-reclining, shoes-off pricks mid-flight.

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7 years

This snow is your dad's fault for wishing that Britain could be all white again.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

6 years

I did it. I created the perfect gym playlist.

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Rob Armstrong

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1 year

@scottdools It's a story with a happy ending though.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

1 year

I can't believe the rest of my life is just going to be me flicking between watching this video and reading a tweet about a man called Knollsy kicking someone so hard in the testicles he fell down some stairs.

West Ham United

@WestHam

1 year

That Friday feeling! 🤩

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7 years

Spent all day playing with a dog then came back to London to watch West Ham. I really miss that dog.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

7 years

To centre... Holds it... Holds it! #MCICHE

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

3 years

What a joy to be freezing in St. Louis with the surprise entrant for this year's Royal Rumble, @arielhelwani . @btsportwwe

The Run In: Royal Rumble preview | The road to WrestleMania starts...

We are just about to hit WrestleMania season and it all starts at the #RoyalRumble! Ariel Helwani joins Rob Armstrong in St. Louis to look ahead to the most ...

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

7 years

MOYESIOLA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. IIIIIIIIRONS.

Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

7 years

Can't wait to be immensely disappointed by Bilic's replacement.

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7 years

Facebook has now made a better attempt to get to know me than most of my friends and family.

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6 years

Carroll and Crouch scoring in the same game in the Premier League is like the Ents attacking Isengard.

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Rob Armstrong

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3 years

Cross your legs if you're a West Ham legend.

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7 years

West Brom haven't won an away game in thirty years. But West Ham gonna West Ham.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

6 years

If Karius was the host of 'To Catch a Predator', there would be a lot more predators.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

7 years

To be fair if someone kicked my heel like Bellerin just did to Hazard in the middle of the street, I'd have them done for assault. But I'm well soft.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

3 years

See you at breakfast x

Cricket on TNT Sports

@cricketontnt

3 years

🚨 New #Ashes series, new BT Sport show 🚨 We bring you, 𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 🏏 Every morning after EVERY day of play! 👌 Live on BT Sport at 8am, available to watch on our YouTube channel from 2pm 📺💻📱

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

7 years

Currently in the middle of eating about 63892 of my own words about Arthur Masuaku.

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

6 years

When you walk into the office and there's a freelancer sat at your desk.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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TREASON?

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Rob Armstrong

@Rob_Arms_

6 years

The best way to start your World Cup day is by realising there is a series of gifs based soley around Gazza being spooked by animals at the zoo, starting with the lion...