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just your average adhd valley girl who needs an excessive amount of cold brew to even remotely function. the government is not your friend.

Not in cali to post memes
Joined December 2023
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@thecalimelody
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2 months
The number 1 podcaster in the entire world with an average of 3 billion listeners endorsing RFK Jr. Do you think this will shake things up?
@RobertKennedyJr
Robert F. Kennedy Jr
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From one “legitimate” guy to another, thank you @JoeRogan for always putting substance first. “Robert F. Kennedy Jr.? He’s the only one that makes sense to me. He’s the only one that doesn’t attack people. He attacks actions and ideas. He’s much more reasonable and intelligent.
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For the millionth time, Gen Z does not care about policy. They care about trends. This is like the 4th Kamala trend on tik tok in under 2 weeks-you 👏🏻 should 👏🏻 be 👏🏻 worried.
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@thecalimelody
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@anactualwalnut bro I dated (about like 2 months too) while my dad was dying in the hospital broke up with me a week later because I didn’t want to have sex with him while I was disassociating and in shock 🙂
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@nicksortor He just wants to get his flowers to his wife so she can reward with ice cream and get him ready for bed.
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@MsBlaireWhite what does the alphabet soup even stand for anymore? Sexuality, gender, foreign countries? 🤡
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@Coleidoscopes I’m so close to dragging another post bashing Amanda bynes. Hold me tf back queen-
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The fact that @RobertKennedyJr tweeted that this is fake news from his official account and this is still trending on x is bothersome to me. There is too much evidence that there’s clearly a smear campaign going on against him.
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They are doing a media blackout on @RobertKennedyJr like they did with Bernie. It’s 2016 all over again.
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JUST IN: Fox News has invited Donald Trump and VP Kamala Harris to a debate on September 17th after Democrats were successful in their coup against Biden. A letter was sent to the Trump and Harris campaigns according to Puck News. A debate is currently scheduled with ABC News
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@thecalimelody
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Kamala still doesn’t have her policies listed on her website. If you’re a Democrat, do you not care about this?
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@thecalimelody
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@nicksortor He must’ve had some kind of stroke while he had “covid”-poor guy just wants to rest.
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@thecalimelody
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2 months
Yeah this is a shit post. She was abused by Dan Schneider and exposed to his weird fetishes, she was forced into a psych ward and put under a conservatorship by her parents and she’s on enough mood stabilizers to dull the trauma that the Hollywood elite forced upon her at 8.
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@thecalimelody
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@fatfabfeminist Y’all really sleeping on @RobertKennedyJr aren’t you?
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6 months
GM 🫶🏻
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@Greerista protector vibes tbh
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6 months
“Barely legal women are the most fertile and in their prime”
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@thecalimelody
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5 months
Aww I’m losing followers because I’m not a cookie cutter shill. Thats precious. Sorry I like to think I guess?
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@KeshaRose WHO IS SHAMING THIS GODDESS ?!
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“50% of the homeless population is in California and she [Kamala Harris] is behind those policies” - @RobertKennedyJr
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@TheLaurenChen @Lauren_Southern Lauren this is a good time to denounce any ties with Russian state media-
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6 months
My doctor just told me to smoke a joint for my problems. based or weird?
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7 months
“Everyone I don’t agree with is a Russian bot” Beep beep bitch 🤖
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3 months
I’ve barely been on x today but I guess everyone collectively hates Destiny.
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@thecalimelody
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1 month
@reeseonable I posted something similar but I don’t have the balls like my queen Reese. Humanity is at its all time low and I’m ashamed at how dirty people are playing, on both sides of the aisle. Leave the children alone.
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@thecalimelody
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2 months
Oh to all the guys in my mentions saying “repeal the 19th”-I said GEN Z for a reason but y’all love to just blame everything on women.
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@thecalimelody
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5 months
Reminder that this is who you’re being mean to.
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5 months
I will be incredibly drunk for this.
@ThePoliticalPom
The Political Pom
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BREAKING: Trump agrees to debate Biden on CNN June 27.
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@thecalimelody
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@harryjsisson He’s being embarrassed by journalists with pre-written questions. Good luck finding a new job.
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@thecalimelody
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2 months
I’m really out of place in California and it’s making me extremely depressed today. I feel like I don’t have anything in common with people here-I don’t surf, I don’t party, and everything is too expensive and everyone is too non-committal. It’s a shallow cesspool.
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@thecalimelody
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#NewProfilePic looking forward to being shadow banned again but the OG pic is back ♥️
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my shocked face when I see “right wing influencers” hanging out with people they claim want to destroy the country.
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Me watching the simulation like 👁️ 👄 👁️
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@xxclusionary Literally my exact thoughts. Same, empathic individuals think alike 😘
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2 months
Yeah this is a shit post. She was abused by Dan Schneider and exposed to his weird fetishes, she was forced into a psych ward and put under a conservatorship by her parents and she’s on enough mood stabilizers to dull the trauma that the Hollywood elite forced upon her at 8.
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5 months
checkmate
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8 months
“Trumps a threat to our democracy” Civil war under the Biden administration be like:
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@thecalimelody
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6 months
Marrying the government because I know I’ll get screwed for the rest of my life.
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4 months
People say “become ungovernable” and then want to vote for the guy who wants a new FBI building.
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7 months
If you know anything about politics, you’ll know that 2024 Republicans are just 2000s Democrats. Everything is just moving further left.
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Hi
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@CallMeK1123
𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂
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Hi
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@thecalimelody
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4 months
me: dating is hard me: do you use fluoride in your toothpaste or drink tap water?
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@thecliquelover I love this lmao
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10 bands to know me- 1. The Offspring 2. Nirvana 3. Emery 4. The Used 5. Rise Against 6. Linkin Park 7. Reel Big Fish 8. Hollywood Undead 9. Sublime 10. Thrice
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@LibertarianG0th
🥀 🖤𝔏𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥🖤🥀
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10 bands to know me: 1. HIM/VV 2. IC3PEAK 3. Apocalyptica 4. Poisonblack 5. Acid Bath 6. Fear Factory 7. Evanescence 8. Ghost 9. The 69 Eyes 10. The Cure
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@thecalimelody
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3 months
feeling very alone.
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Just joined an insufferable democratic space because I like to engage in different political views as an Independent and was attacked relentlessly and now I’m a Trump supporter- your side is really winning 🥇
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Good morning! which one are you? ☀️
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This California humidity is BRUTAL. How do y’all survive in states with 90% humidity? 😭
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Post a random selfie but make it black&white
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@reeseonable
Reese🇺🇸🐊
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Post a random selfie but make it black & white.
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7 months
Depression cleanse. Send me pics of cute animals.
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I’m confused who she’s voting for ???
@MayoIsSpicyy
Mayo 🤍
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I'm voting for the old man who isn't a treasonous rapist. Who's with me? 🇺🇸
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@Poo_Crave Wait this is Poo Crave so is this real ?!
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5 months
Thinking about moving to Ukraine so America can treat me better.
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Having an incredibly hard day mentally. Send me your best memes or something to make me laugh.
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4 months
Likes are hidden. How am I suppose to be a nosey little btch?
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5 months
Goodnight and remember kids, the next time someone says “the government wouldn’t do that” oh yes, they would.
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Let’s see a picture of you wearing a hat .
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@TexitDarling
Texas Darlin' 🎀
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Let’s see a picture of you wearing a hat.
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@thecalimelody
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8 months
whoever dates me next, please wear this proudly.
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5 months
Russian AI bot at your service
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7 months
I’m disappointed in you all. You see my TL and you keep scrolling.
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“Sorry I’m late to the party I had to pick up your cake”
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California won’t let me own a sloth and that’s an infringement on my personal freedom tbh.
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My flex is that I don’t jump when a politician says “jump”
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A filter was used but I promise it wasn’t the baby face filter. Iykyk
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5 months
Sup nerds. We all chronically online tonight or what?
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My viewpoint shifted today. I’ll stick to facts, and your politician isn’t exempt from criticism. However, Democrats don’t welcome Independents, Libertarians, or Green Party members—they’ll belittle you for not conforming to their binary thinking instead of educating.
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Just a reminder: We should never, under any circumstances, be the World’s police.
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All i can say is that if your political ideology doesn’t protect children, I am whatever the hell the opposite of that is.
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Everytime I post something vulnerable I lose followers-like what do you want from me? You call me a bot and then act shocked when I have human emotions 😭
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Hello, I’m a fed.
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I literally thought ROKU was just a hub for Netflix, Hulu and like 5 other apps. Theres literally like 500 free channels ?! Why does anyone have cable anymore?
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Dad always just said, “you’ll know when you see her”
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@janefkndoe
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Dad always just said, "you'll know when you see her"
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@IsabellaMDeLuca are people really criticizing you for a healthy weight? I hate it here
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Can someone explain this to me like I’m 5.
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Neve 🌷
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You can't love God and yoga. You can't love God and horoscopes. You can't love God and astrology. You can't love God and crystals. You can't love God and tarot cards. You can't love God and money. You can't love God and alcohol. You can't love God and celebrities. You can't say
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staycation vibes 🏖️
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@JackMacCFB God women are so soft
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I’m feeling really uneasy the closer we get to the election-anyone else?
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#NewProfilePic stop being so panini pressed
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@badlibtakes @primantibros WOW-did this restaurant willingly take money from the Harris campaign?
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He’s a 10 but he thinks elections are fair.
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King Libertarian 👑
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She’s a 10 but she trusts the government.
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If I believe in biology, I am considered far right. Is that how this works?
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@Timcast why are we advocating for taxes at all?
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@nicksortor INSANE. praying for Maui! did you hear @TulsiGabbard speak on it today? heartbreaking.
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I don’t care what hate this is gonna get me-I’ve never been a victim but seeing people larp with fake physical disabilities and their sexuality online when I’m suffering in silence because I want people to appreciate me for my views has me a bit ticked. Possibly more to come?
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We’re going to gain so many anarchists from this election.
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Good to know the majority of x are just engagement farming and follow trains 🚂 but you’re still sticking to your principles, am I right?
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I don’t think this debate moved the needle 🪡 tonight. Do you?
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@GavinNewsom We want to recall you again.
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Happy sports ball and wasted day!!
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I’m getting really worried about my future.
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Getting cozy with @Fidel_Cashfl0w_
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Got rejected tonight and it was by a girl so I am announcing I am officially straight again.
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@JohnathonWillow I’m afraid they do
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@tonyzentelis oh yikes-you have that ignorant transplant mentality. Enjoy the 2300/month studio and homeless crisis! Sincerely, someone who actually lives here.
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Doing what’s best for me here on out, being a people pleaser hasn’t worked out too well for me 🫠
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The US government did another oopsie! But let’s just expand government overreach because they have our best interest at heart-
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BREAKING: The US government has accidentally sent at least $239 million in development assistance to the Taliban since 2021 due to the State Department's failure to properly vet award recipients, according to a new report.
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you should actually just leave all women alone.
@TateNews_
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We dont sleep with vaccinated women
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@morgonnm so true girlfriend-Kamala’s PR team knows what’s trending, know who to reach out to-and instead of focusing on policy failures from this current administration, the right is playing into it. Everytime they make fun of her, people make sound bytes of it and the dances trend. It’s
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