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Gender rigid, half bi-sexual, parody account. I'll try follow you back. #Cooker #Parody #National2026 #Act2026 #ColonisationIsGood #TreatyReferendum

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Joined January 2014
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They all know this fat pile of shit was a maori woman, and her attack was race based, but they still refuse to call it out. Why did the bus driver let the human pile of garbage in the bus with a weapon like that. He's a fucking bitch by these accounts
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Why has woke culture only infected the UK, Canada, US, Australia, and New Zealand? It's not in Africa, Asia, South America, or most of the rest of Europe. Why?
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Not fucking sorry. Where is the maori apology for eating people? Enslaving them? Murdering them for land? For decimating entire species including Haast eagle and Moa? How far back do you want this apology train to go? Stop living in the past you dicks
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Call an ambulance, Jack Tame has 3rd degree burns. The greatest TV moment in living memory.
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How fucked is Wellington? Half the city is filled with socialist assholes. What a piece of shit city.
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Let's do it, you're on your own now you fucking grubs. Cut all payments and funding immediately. Congrats, you're independent.
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A man punches James Shaw in the face, 9 months prison. Young man punches elderly woman 3 times in the face, discharged without any conviction. The justice system is broken. Woke fucks have infected the courts like a virus that needs to be cured.
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Happy Settlers Day! Today we thank British for protecting maori from the French, freeing all maori slaves, making cannibalism illegal, and brought technology that would set NZ on a path to being consistently one of the best countries in the world to live in. #colonisation
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So good when the world's elite fly private around the world to go to an award show to congratulate each other on how good they have been for the environment. Hypocritical assholes.
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What a legend. The maori party hates her with a passion. She is destroying their weaponised victimhood grift.
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1 year
It's working! $262 million wiped off SparkNZ market capital! The #BoycottSparkNZ is starting to hit their share price! Let's gooooo Tweet all the funds and fund managers you know, this isn't going away, it's only starting! Fuck you @Sparknz
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Sad news for @MaramaDavidson Hopefully she can steer clear of all the straight white men when getting help and that her traditional maori healing using the stars, river and songs will do the trick. Hate that colonisation eh.
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This is weird, maori need to be paid $100k else they won't celebrate their own holiday 🤔 Guess it wasn't that important eh.
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The Waitangi Tribunal has found maori will suffer prejudice by not having their own health system. If they want it that bad, they can pay for it themselves. Then we'll see how badly they want it.
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What a sour bitch Kiri Allan is, who the fuck goes to their partners place of work at a farewell celebration and makes a speech that the place is racist because her partner isn't CEO there. What a fucking grub.
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Breaking news: 9.6% of New Zealanders are grubby socialist assholes.
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Red paint over cars, no crime, disfigure statues of white people, no crime, cut out the English on the treaty, no crime. Paint over a rainbow, police start search for hate crime assailants.
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If you are not blocked by @JoannaKidman you need to reevaluate your life choices.
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New Zealand definitely isn't a 3rd world country. The fucking state of it.
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The people have spoken. We reject apartheid We reject socialism
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5 months
So Chloe has ADHA, anxiety, depression and was last seen with Golriz shoplifting because of mental health issues. She now puts herself into a more stressful position. Yeah, this is going to end well 😆
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Hongi wearing a g-string to meet the Australian PM. What a disgrace this country has become.
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Kiri, does dumb stuff, gets mental health diagnosis Golriz, does dumb stuff, gets mental health diagnosis Tory, does dumb stuff, gets mental health diagnosis She will spend less time in meetings doing her job. She already didn't go to meetings 😆 🤣
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11 months
There is an enormous amount of sympathy for Kiri. None for the owner of the ute she wrote off and the effect on their life. Or the police officer that had to deal with someone in a privileged position of power resisting arrest. Or the lives she could ended by driving drunk.
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Can we take a moment to appreciate that an internet and communication company, @Sparknz , has chosen a political belief that erodes women's rights and blocked half of New Zealand. #BoycottSparkNZ
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Maori warn of powder keg if they are not given all of NZ beaches. And that's why we need Act and NZF in power.
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The basic Green MP starter pack. Leaves their own shithole country, comes to New Zealand, and complains how shit it is here while banking a fat Crown paycheque for a position they weren't elected for to promote socialism to lazy people. Eat shit @NZGreens
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The @Maori_Party state that maori have an entitlement to strike without notice and leave their workplaces tomorrow and if their employers do anything about it, the maori party will come after them. Fuck me that's some special apartheid shit right there.
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Marc Ellis on how Labour and the Greens fucked NZ so badly he's moving to Italy permanently. Grifters like the maori party and the Greens and their militant faction like Shane Lal have ruined NZ.
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Reporters actually believe they are defenders of democracy 😆 The vast majority of New Zealand think you are simply socialist activists. You labeled us as conspiracy theorists. Well, now we are the majority, and you are fired. Go beg elsewhere.
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Weird how climate change alarmists are happy to dump millions into beach front property.
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1 year
Utterly disgusting. She is anti monarchy and says she has only accepted it because we want her to have it. The country hates you for all the damage you did and this honour is a slap in the face of NZ We hope you never come back #Jacinda #FuckJacinda
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What a fucking joke. @nzherald runs dozens of articles defending and glorifying Golriz and Kiri, and now the gang pedos, who drugged and raped this child, you decided not to name them to get them a fair trial? You horrid little fucks. All of you.
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A month out from the election, never forget: Kiwibuild Light rail Public servant strikes Covid mandate He pua pua 10 waters Michael Wood shares Kiri Allan police chase Record illiteracy Maori surgery priority list Millions in prezzie cards RNZ merger Cogovernance What else?
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There is so much hate here directed at older New Zealanders when they attend political conferences and talks. Why do the left hate older people so much?
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What a cunt. The corruption of Labour knows no bounds. Fuck you and dogshit socialist organisation. You're a disgrace Foon. Time to dismantle this woke turd.
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Journalists are angry at losing their jobs? Imagine how millions of taxpayers feel, having paid for these activists pumping out woke left-wing propaganda for decades. Fuck you, we are loving this Journalism is in crisis, but not because you're fired
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Grubby old @guywilliamsguy sniffing around The weird part of this complex PTSD Golriz pretends to have, it only applies to stealing extremely expensive clothing. Nothing from the supermarket? Or petrol station? Just high end clothing. Now that's complex.
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There is your precious dance, for a fat piece of shit that just murdered a civilian. What a disgrace.
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Fuck it's cringe when news readers make their personal lives front page news. We dont give a fuck.
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Using the MSM to influence the judicial process. What a piece of shit this woman is. If you regret it, then plead guilty and stop wasting the courts time and money. Unbelievable.
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We need to get this message to @chrisluxonmp and @NZNationalParty The vast majority of NZ hate the apartheid the left has implemented It must to be undone permanently. The ministries, policy, agencies, the lot. Close all treaty claims and remove it from every decision. Share.
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A good leader delivers what the people voted him in for, and it's not to suck iwi dick. #NZPOL
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The left is outraged that our government has mandated that kids learn how to read, write, and do math. Your gender fluid maori unicorn dance theory curriculum has been replaced. A generation saved.
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Morbidly obese maori woman says the NZ health system doesn't work for maori. Cool. Don't use it. No one is forcing you to use the public health system. Go to your tribe and get your stars and tides to cure you.
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Absolute fucking madness. Iwi suing companies including those owned by tax payers for the fucking weather! Get the fuck out of here, the climate grift must stop, get that treaty sorted @dbseymour
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Hey business, all business. All we want you to do is sell us shit we want. We dont need you turning gay in June or maori at matariki or give money to grifters. We dont give a flying fuck about your politics, just provide the best product you can. Cool? Good, now fuck off.
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Hey @MaramaDavidson why don't they list their iwi when they turn up in articles committing crimes? Suddenly they have no heritage?
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Fuck this woman is vile. You go tell Hamas you are raised a Mormon, support gay people, and tell them to hand their guns in and be kind. Let us know how you get on. The Arabs have a plan to take over every country they ever spent time in.
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Great news! Your kids won't be forced to learn maori at school under National, Act or NZF!
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This makes me so happy. Fuck you @TVNZ @Breakfaston1 for producing woke dogshit programmes no one watches and now you're broke. #GoWokeGoBroke
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Ginny Anderson says Mark Mitchell isn't qualified to be Police Minister. Mark Mitchel, 13 years in the police force, dog handler and in the AOS, then private security in Iraq and Kuwait. Ginny Anderson, screwed the boss? Ouch.
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Sentenced to 4 months in prison for protesting against the unlawful covid mandates. You get less prison time for rape or murder in New Zealand.
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Truth bombs being dropped by @winstonpeters He is right, maori are not indigenous to NZ. If they are, then everyone born here is.
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We get the dream team! National, Act, and NZF. Let's goooooo, the radical left will be unhinged at this government.
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Ok, my first meme on this disaster.
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Dear TV people, why is the taxpayer still funding an entire maori only TV channel? If they want it, iwi can pay for it. Time to keep that axe swinging and save more taxpayer money.
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@ecomanda You'd rather have oil shipped in from other countries creating more emissions? Thought you wanted lower emissions. Weird.
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This fatty needs to call out weight watchers, not the government. These muppets are literally on government welfare to play sport and then complain about colonisation 😆
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Hey @nzpolice When the @Maori_Party say they want to overthrow the government and show pictures of guns in propaganda inciting violence, is that sedition? Are you going to do anything about it?
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Hear this @nzlabour and @NZGreens you have blood on your hands. The mass murderer would have been in prison under Acts 3 strikes law that you repealed. You told judges to go lightly on criminals and took guns off innocent people only. Now there are many people dead and injured.
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It's pride month, here is my pride flag.
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Who is keen to start blocking access to things maori went to do? Maybe we stop them from going to KFC? Rugby games? Maori didn't consult me about watching the game the English created, our treasure, our sacred oval ball game.
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I think you'll find Helen the people are very prepared for the next pandemic. Get fucked.
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Went to an early learning teachers information day at uni with a friend. It was run by maori, first 30min was in maori. We didn't understand, neither did everyone else. We decided to leave, 2 males tried to stop us. She told them to fuck off, more than half the room left with us.
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BREAKING NEWS: Labour's apartheid strategy now requires 111 phone operators to check the ethnicity of callers seeking emergency medical assistance with an ambulance. Does this sound like the New Zealand way?
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The left: I can't believe National is letting people continue to smoke cigarettes. They must be taken away. Also the left: We must let people smoke cannabis.
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Can you smell the boiled lentils and cabbage weeping out of every inch of this grifter?
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Consistently, the left is the most corrupt while pretending to be the most virtuous. It's time we removed race based election privileges. This is why we don't like you.
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Happy Subaru Day! We recognise the Pleiades star cluster given its name by our ancient European ancestors. We remember Galileo Galilei who was the first to observe all the stars in the cluster from Italy in 1610. We also remember this maori dictionary never heard of matariki.
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This isn't satire. Labour says prison is the best place for white people and Asian, but maori shouldn't be in prison, they need their own justice not based in courts. So off to the marae for a telling off about the murder or rape, then off for KFC.
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Off to the medical centre, what the fuck does this mean? Don't fuck around with health care facility signs, put it in English @TeWhatuOra
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It's possibly my best meme ever. #boycottspark #BoycottSparkNZ
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This racist asshole said this today to @SeanPlunket
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Signs you're far right, you: Have caught the media in lies. Believe children must not be sexualised. Believe in biology. Believe in helping the sick and those who need it and reward hard work. Believe family is important. Want small governments. Believe in free speech.
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24-year-old Matua Tangi Matua Reid. Why don't they mention his iwi? Thought we were all about naming the tribe?
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Wow @KiriAllan fled the scene of the accident, evaded police and the dog squad was called in to track her down. This is the person all the far left extremists are so proud of. What a giant piece of shit.
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Turns out the pink beast didn't have permission to conduct 30 interviews a day while being paid by the university. Oooops. Turns out the Disinformation Bitch Kate Hannah also sued the university 😆 Unbelievable assholes.
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The only real loss is Ryan Bridge. The white gay guy was the most based around a bunch of woke tossers. Hopefully he finds something to do.
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Watched the White Island eruption doco on Netflix. The Deputy Police Commissioner said a decision was made very high up to let the survivors die on the island. Private citizens flew in to rescue people. Jacinda blocked an inquiry into her decisions. We know what you did, Jacinda.
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This is the single biggest attack on the centre and right leaning parties in a generation. Absolutely disgusting. Every single proposed change is designed to increase Labours voter base and reduce the number of seats the opposition gets. Have your say!
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The use of English has really flushed out how deep the cancer is within @NZTA You build roads. Why are you so worried about maori? What has race got to do with building a road? The CEO is obviously a far left activist looking to unload personal guilt.
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