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that one oomf that don’t play about skylanders • he/they/xe+ • priv. acct: @COOKlEDROlD • FLY HIGH @stacolaty ‼️🕊️ • creepy crawly enthusiast

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@thUMpieVeRse
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okayy finally got around to making a new pinned tweet so i can free up stuff in my bio augh anyways HII i’m staco, we should totally be friends if you like any of these things teehee + please read my rentry for more info as well !! ☆〜(ゝ。∂)
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@thUMpieVeRse
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FUCK THIS SHIT
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A WASP ATE MY FUCKING SANDWICH
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everyone in the comments looks like this. i will not fall for big wasp propaganda
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found the most insane carrd and pronouns page today
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@Neilza_pie thje hormones in the wasps body that alerts every nearby wasp in the area to fucking kill you:
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@lesbianconhead people saying "that’s the joke" crazy how it’s so hard to tell it’s not funny in the first place
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@maru_chan_art_ i don’t go here why is he doing this
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@thUMpieVeRse
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OKAY WHILE THIS IS STILL GAINING A FUCKTON OF TRACTION video evidence of the crime. also found out afterwards the wasp was not trying to fuck the ham, but rather trying to sting it as a precaution just in case it was still somehow alive.
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FUCK THIS SHIT
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@jojoton56 i always subscribed to the theory that his eye flashes cyan and yellow because those colours represent patience and justice, with the whole fight being centred around waiting for you to quit and it literally taking place in the judgement hall
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@thUMpieVeRse
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A WASP ATE MY FUCKING SANDWICH
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@lattetism immediately after she flew onto the ground and started peeling dried bird shit off of the ground and eatig it . 😢
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@CocoCanpakes @Neilza_pie and they developed it as an offensive mechanism, not a defensive one!!
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OKAY WHILE THIS IS STILL GAINING A FUCKTON OF TRACTION video evidence of the crime. also found out afterwards the wasp was not trying to fuck the ham, but rather trying to sting it as a precaution just in case it was still somehow alive.
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@thUMpieVeRse
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@implateauing I agree with the fact the reply was insensitive but the fact more than half of the comments are using it as a gotcha to be transphobic really shows how much people actually care about respecting the piece.
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@CheeseReal1 the tweet i got under this implies evolution further
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@ca_dmv_bot2 the californian dmv using urban dictionary to make their decisions suddenly makes a lot of sense
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@Flyfish03 nice try buddy, i already know. i’ve been feeling the larvae crawling beneath my skin for years
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@minazu333 why is his pfp just rock bottom 😭
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i think people like this would die if they had to play a single level of skylanders giants on nightmare mode
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Astro Bot turned into Dark Souls wtf #AstroBot #PS5
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@shitpost_2077 redditors be like i love sexually harassing women online
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@seafoaaam @penbbles remember back when everyone hated baby zombies in minecraft. yeah
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@thUMpieVeRse
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hit tweet. you will now look at my wife .
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would i get flamed for saying this is actually a kind of cute design if it was for something completely unrelated
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This is hilarious 🤣
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@DDevilussy reminds me of something one of my friends always says, "Elon Musk is great because he breaks the stereotype that all autistic people are smart."
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@sevenomar7 @GRVNZEBOMA he knows what he did
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@SoliSolstice probably not irrevocably but this is all i have on hand
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@flamertaIe @kunaiposting just remind them that so did jesus
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@Ciara87C look at the watermark on the tiktok. its made by the person who made the song. this is just a marketing stunt
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@JumpieStudios @LadyJazzington usually because those people never actually watched the cartoon past the age of first gaining object permanence and assumed eyelashes = girl
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@GreenTextRepost didn’t happen OP wants an excuse to hate women
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@iDuckFilms the stolen art, the ai generated images, the random korean??? what is going on
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i had a dream last night that msm released a new monster variant for the ethereals called evil monsters but they all just looked like really terrible 2010s youtube sonic.exe creepypasta characters and everyone hated it so much msm got taken off the app store.
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@archaicsmiling @realdirtjane I accidentally killed a spider and felt horrible afterwards and had vivid nightmares about the pain i caused to them. you will be plagued with bug nightmares. you cannot stop them until you beg for mercy and plead true remorse. this is a warning
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@HypraSeaPea same way yanderedev finished an entire extra game mode with a different story before finishing the actual game
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@Mistaflex_ same energy
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I see boys in my grade dry humping each other in the school hallways for shits and giggles I think you’ll live
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@vids144p why is jesus hacking what the fuck
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@lolnotlmao everyone knows they’re all goated because they can all run skylanders games 🔥🔥
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I haven’t really seen anyone talk about epic phangler at all from the trailer like this is one of the sickest designs i’ve ever seen. i’m in love with the colour palette too, very big step up from its rare tbh.
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@thUMpieVeRse
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i knew what I had to do. and unfortunately, i had the strength to do it. x’oe x’iden
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BREAKING: Biden says he feels "much better now" and he's ready to come back
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i don’t care if you’re queer you’re fucking weird if you write the shit i KNOW this post is about
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@alanB_Writer
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Protect queer art. ALL queer art. "This doesn't include..." Oh my god, shut the fuck up. Yes, it does. No, I don't care what you were about to say it doesn't include. YES, IT DOES. That is, in fact, the point.
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@JaneMeRoper @implateauing yes, and everyterf in the comments is making it more about the commenter being trans than it is them not understanding the piece itself.
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didn’t wanna make fun but they’re rad¡nclus so
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@djhorn_ when she said backed into a pole i thought the joke was there was just gonna be some polish guy hanging out on the back of her car or something
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@WorstDMs holy shit rock bottom pfp guy
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@foxy_roxy_doll @implateauing something something pancakes and waffles
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@nulprocentvet @implateauing i’m really starting to think a lot of you terfs don’t actually know what a cult is
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@GoodReddit either that or the most painful backbend imaginable
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bruh i haven’t played crk in ages they really just be adding anyone now 😭 who is that
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@negan_wallst @ShitpostGate If god didn’t want us doing fent he wouldn’t have created it
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no way guys
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@subjectfortysix @lunglesschest not mental disorder but Hi if you have irritable bowel syndrome you’re a bad person and an abuser!! Pls stay away from other ppl <3 thanks! Ok nevermind i just saw that you’re 16 um. I promise you do not have IBS. You’re literally just 16.
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@thUMpieVeRse
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also, if you couldn’t tell, oomf recorded this and my voice is the extremely loud and obnoxious ass one right at the start 😭 i genuinely don’t understand why my voice sounds like that ermm
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every proshipper argument sounds like this
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@ANT1TAECLUB
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proshippers be acting like not liking them is a human rights violation, bitch you’re WEIRD!
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why does soul of isaac look like a salt lamp or perhaps a turkish delight ?
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@esjesjesj like man it’s almost as if children with accepting parents are more likely to be open to them. who would’ve thought.
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@MatthewPender18 @kettakujo even worse. aroace father figure 😭
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@The_Teal_Mask ghost type cause she calls people by their DEADname 🔥🔥
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doodled this in like 10 minutes (it’s funny that technically they’re less naked than usual)
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Not a cod ship but mammott and pompom
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@MisunderstNomad @NoCapFights if a man posted this about his girlfriend you’d be on his side you just hate women
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@ContentSludge i don’t blame him for eating this it looks like a big ol chunk of aloe vera
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@SaikeyStudios i don’t care
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@IVarronl @Qwerty_Soda jumping seems to solve a lot of dream problems actually. it’s like unlocking the ability to jump in a game that doesn’t have that mechanic so you can get to areas you’re not supposed to
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@ConditorCancri @superloafcat I’ll have you know my mother is an excellent serial killer thank you very much
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@sonicben18 @arlozstarz @CcnyicalZ pretty sure flurry heart was born soon after this, so she would’ve had to be pregnant
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@ant0nnettex @BONKATOMICPVNCH we’re a dying breed but yeah 💔💔
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@DumbLumiThing by the way these questions are worded you can just tell the person who made this is seething
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everyone dogs on this show for its character design but i’m not going to sit here and act like this isn’t peak
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IM NOT LYING??????
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@blephin_ forgor i even had bitmoji installed did i do it right
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@GreenTextRepost all that for a reddit joke
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@LilTaybepoppin people saying he can say it because he’s autistic as if the council of autism didn’t revoke his autism card ages ago
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skimmed through the entire video until i found the msm segment like an hour in. except there was way more than i expected 💀
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@Craftiest_
𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗬 Crafter 🎃
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good night to 5,478 people
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being transphobic with a stardew pfp is insane
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@JeffShidqi Lmao the fun police swarmed in on this one like flies
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@ZeoMovieNews @STARMANXL @M1das_OW2 @FabVultaggio when I was in primary you started using school ipads in year 3 and had to buy personal ones for the school to have access to in years 4-6
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@ThomasNewman @billybrizzle420 @OptometristDan edible glitter fans trying to convince you there’s no microplastics in them
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@NellyArtz erm actually if you pirate a film you will begin to cough within 7 days…
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@GreenTextRepost @estroholic i thought that was giffany from gravity falls bru
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@PoliticsLs are they also suggesting telling an anorexic person to ‘just eat healthier' is good medical advice
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@AvaTomboy @trans_jew in the TERF only bar, straight up “posting it”. and by “it”, haha. lets jusr say. my featish
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okay I had art block for like over a month but the next 2 are done!! (i procrastinated on mammott for weeks and basically started and finished grumpyre today 😭) #mysingingmonsters
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haven’t really seen anybody attempt an elemental swap design before. then i got ideas.
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@LemonyReal1 I watched this video without seeing the caption and immediately thought “this kinda sounds like the chara monologue” 😭
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@lattetism this one wins i thinkg
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@ItsPhigs @LookAtMyMeat1 stinky femcels who don’t shave they bush…. 🤤🤤
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@RandomG53340000 @werentfunny @chosenlotus159 hey man no normal person would ever say this btw
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@Anakount "ermm actually you go to parkour priso—" that IS PARKOUR PRISON PARKOUR PRISON IS IN THE NETHER
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@flackospalace @FormerArchduke2 I don’t know what the fuck a "verb" or an "adjective" is but they better not be teaching it to MY children
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fixed your stupid political compass meme
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@theexplodingcr1 @LUN4RAT1C_ST4R klansman, member of the KKK
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@kordacpz @bluefolf trans ben shapiro images my beloved
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@thokomalizani @OrphicCapital no it’s the same reason left handedness had an "increase". because anyone who used to show "abnormal" behaviour used to be beat out of it.
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@aaronki96872969 @helscom @trans_jew buddy idk how to tell you this but you shouldn’t be pooping in urinals
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@ContentSludge tomodachi life miis when they want to play a game
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@makichan7974 @nulprocentvet @implateauing do you actually care or is this a setup for a shitty joke you intend to make
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@KatyMontgomerie they always pull up some shit like “girls like dolls because estrogen makes females motherly!!” as if it’s a completely normal thing to believe about a little girl.
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