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my platform welcomes conservatives and liberals against trump (parody account)

Joined October 2023
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@texasgopp
Texas GOP
8 months
We really need to talk about this as a definitive mental illness
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Right wing extremisms are now asking Texas to spend taxpayer dollars to bring them here so that they can murder people within our communities.
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@texasgopp
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@notcapnamerica What this feels like
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@PrefFalsifier @misha_saul Everyone said this robot was wrong, and it was, but the fact that i stubbornly believed it makes it revolutionary! 🤡
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@QPollsandnews @DrewSav Really cool how republicans cherry pick which supreme court cases to follow and disobey
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@texasgopp
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7 months
Trump is now reaching out to Nikki Hakey voters for campaign funds *cough* legal fees even though he permanently barred them from the MAGA camp lol
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@7Veritas4 @WCdispatch_ To anyone's untrained eye that article looks entirely manipulated and fabricated if you do the smallest amount of research lol, what a right wing chud
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@texasgopp
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@MuellerSheWrote I know the majority of us see how farfetched and flimsy his arguments are, but im totally dreading the SC affirming it...
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@texasgopp
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7 months
Sorry kids and grandkids, no Christmas or birthdays this year. Grandma's gotta help Orange Jesus
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@texasgopp
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8 months
They must be driving really slowly, since that video is over 3 years old.
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@texasgopp
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7 months
Moms for Threesomes is reluctant to be put in the spotlight for further acts of moral depravity after stoking culture wars on alleged moral depravity
@thedailybeast
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Moms for Liberty co-founder Bridget Ziegler and her husband are suing Sarasota police and prosecutors to stop the release of records related to his rape probe.
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@texasgopp
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@Michael_Yon @RGVTRUTH1 All she did was record you spreading antisemitism. You seem very upset at a journalist simply reporting what was there. Maybe it's because you have a lot to hide? 🤔
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@noturtlesoup17
amanda 🐢
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I’m a written word journalist, not a videographer, so I just record clips. But before you cry that I cut that other clip short too, here’s another 48 second video I took of you *before* the first one.
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@texasgopp
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@BrandonHallTX Hey I see you're a priest. Maybe you should take a deep look at your own "flock" and talk about moral depravity from your side of the fence before you, uh, cast stones.
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@texasgopp
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@AnnaBower "Please let me submit my documents now that I sat on for over a year" 🤡
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@texasgopp
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@Weightgainclyde @imjdsharp @krassenstein This is basically the spidermen pointing at each other meme
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@texasgopp
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7 months
@_BLOOD_MASTER_ @esjesjesj It sounds antisemitic
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@texasgopp
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7 months
@JtShaggy If you think your countrymen and not Russia who is run by a genocidal dictator isn't the enemy, I've got bad news for who is falling for propaganda. Also hey, how's James Comer's star witness doing buddy?
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@texasgopp
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@MayoIsSpicyy I'm still busy watching Full Metal Jacket to get off my couch
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@texasgopp
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@VaushV @umichvoter I wish we could but werr kind of shy and introverted
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@texasgopp
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7 months
@KatiePhang Ah the "I can declassify high security docs with my mind" defense, it worked so well last time
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@texasgopp
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8 months
@0liviajulianna I just wish the DNC was more involved with Texas, seems like we're always forgotten
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@texasgopp
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8 months
@RightWingWatch He has a very vivid imagination with his bronze age myths
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@KatiePhang Katie could you explain and give a tl dr for ppl who don't speak legalese thx
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@stone_toss
Stonetoss Comics
7 months
One of you has a direct line to @elonmusk - and you need to use it. I'm too obstinate to be intimidated out of anything, but I realize my temperament is something that less than 1% of people have. If Elon's idea of a "free speech" website is one where people can be intimidated
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@texasgopp
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7 months
And yet he asks his faithful to pay his legal fees all the time and is running the RNC close to a historical deficit, curious.
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@texasgopp
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7 months
We strongly support this rugged capitalist asking for handouts and blaming the insurrection and the president for her perceived deficit in landing a job
@mericanaf7
‘Merican AF 🇺🇸
7 months
Thank you SO MUCH to all of you that have been so nice, generous, and supportive to me through this incredibly trying and tough time. The aftermath of Jan. 6 was an EXTREMELY hard time for the both of us. There were times that we wholeheartedly did not believe we’d make it
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@texasgopp
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@DanielAldersTX I believe we should abolish Christianity because I don't like adults with imaginary friends telling people how to live their life
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@MuellerSheWrote We're at the moment working with Ted Cruz to bring his offshore bank account in Cancun to the rescue for this
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@RickyBarksdale @acnewsitics It always feels like one
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@atrupar We spoke with Pence and it took four years to mull over but he decided he can't be besties with the party that wanted to unalive him
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@texasgopp
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8 months
This is like when trailer park pagans nominate the next viking brosatru in their living room all the way in Tennessee
@noturtlesoup17
amanda 🐢
8 months
Last night at the #TakeOurBorderBackConvoy rally in Dripping Springs, Ann Vandersteel said she met with #txlege w information about some baseless conspiracy. I wonder who she meant.
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@texasgopp
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@theliamnissan "I would like to finish law school first"
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@texasgopp
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7 months
Oh, the golden sneakers aren't working, huh?
@RawStory
Raw Story
7 months
Trump cutting back on rallies to save money as cash shortfall hobbles campaign: report
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@texasgopp
Texas GOP
8 months
What a disgusting human being you are. Anyone who cares for democracy should en masse condemn book burning because this only leads to dark roads and history has already told us what happens if we do. This should be a career ender for you, but undoubtedly people will applaud this.
@ValentinaForUSA
Valentina Gomez
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@EndWokeness Protect your nations, protect your children, and pray to God
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@texasgopp
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9 months
@MetsYeet @SikhFeminist @mehdirhasan 10 minutes later and she still hasn't answered you, interesting
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@KatiePhang You're doing amazing work im just burnt out on the word salad of cannon
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@texasgopp
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@LoneStarLeft @FBI This is what the white supremacist vikings look like behind closed doors
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@texasgopp
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@_celia_bedelia_ People who shame women for not having kids are weird and creepy
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@texasgopp
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@MayoIsSpicyy Because she's a trump humping rape apologist
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@texasgopp
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7 months
@USAIdeals @YourAnonNews Look at me guys, I bought a blue check and call myself the truth online in my shitty card board apartment and make myself sound all cute and authoritative Lol
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@texasgopp
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7 months
@MuellerSheWrote As the Texas GOP, rest assured we are working tirelessly to hire Jim Adler like lawyers to upend Texas as a state and rejoin Mexico so we can make Taco Tuesday every day. Need to get Ted Cruz's blessing first but he might be on vacation atm. Unsure.
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@texasgopp
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7 months
@catturd2 Why does everyone Trump hang around turn out to be a criminal? 🤔
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@texasgopp
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7 months
A short list of people associated with Trump who admitted to various crimes. #ReceiptQueen
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@texasgopp
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@Kaylan_TX In all seriousness he seems closeted, unhappy and has a lot of self loathing
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Maga morons are made Fani Willis had a private affair when their orange dorito messiah paid hush money to a porn star while his wife was preggo expresso
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@texasgopp
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@kianerfaan @deanbphillips Why are you giving this guy false hope? Lol
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@CEOofAFN Haha okay buddy
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@tjcali24 I just think it's so funny 25 governors signed allegiance just for the chud convoy to turn into a baptizing, maga hat grifting party
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@texasgopp
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7 months
@ruthbenghiat To be fair we have run out of space to gerrymander and we're working on counting embryos as voters but we're currently on vacation with Ted Cruz to do anything atm
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@texasgopp
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7 months
@BenjaminGoggin This should be a bigger story
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@texasgopp
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7 months
"Of course he has the money!" In such a short period of time the orange messiah has - Asked Haley voters for money despite barring them from MAGA - Installed a Trump to turn the RNC into his piggy bank of legal woes - Exposed as being unable to post bond Maybe it's a grift 🤔
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Hyeck
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@texasgopp
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7 months
BREAKING - You're not a news channel or a verified source and sound like a crazy bag lady at Walmart!
@TeamAmerica2020
DivaPatriot 🇺🇸
7 months
🚨BREAKING - Obama’s 3rd term arriving at 10 Downing Street! And there’s your sign! Remember what I posted yesterday? I’ll repost in comments!
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@Kaylan_TX *Obama eats icecream* WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE ECONOMY
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@theliamnissan Still a better love story than twilight
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7 months
Lmao
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@CowboyDrewtoo @njskol84 @Politics_Polls @Polymarket At least you're honest about guzzling the orange taint's micro pen1s
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@texasgopp
Texas GOP
7 months
I wonder how the press will spin this, particularly the New York Times. "Biden nears tightening historic border deal, here's how that reflects poorly on his age and ability to walk up stairs". @DougJBalloon may approve idk
@POTUS
President Biden
7 months
This week, I'll travel to Brownsville, Texas to meet with U.S. Border Patrol agents, law enforcement, and local leaders. House Republicans should stop playing politics and pass the bipartisan border agreement we reached in the Senate, the toughest and fairest reforms in decades.
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@Kaylan_TX This is the type of guy who believes ancient aliens built the pyramid and the earth is flat
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"Trump convincted in fake elector scandal, here's how that will hurt biden" - NYT
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@ImMeme0 @KariLake She's consistently been losing in court 🤣
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@NicolasEdny @Celt1776 @theotherdionne She should remove truth seeker in her bio
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@texasgopp
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7 months
Holy shit. My car just flashed its engine light and as soon as I said, "you better put that away, we both know I don't have enough to fix you" it actually disappeared.
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@texasgopp
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@AlissaAzar I wish this went viral
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@texasgopp
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8 months
"We will siphon your money through calm and melodious bronze age myth music"
@realConaldRump
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Late set at the Christian revivalist trucker convoy to take our border back by heavily donating to a ranch you've never heard of #convoy #scam #trance
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@texasgopp
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Was Trump talking about the car industry when he abruptly said proud boys, stand back and stand by during the 2020 presidential debate too?
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@SenatorLankford Hey bro wanna correct your mistake?
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@Proud_Boomer2 @HayseedHeretic1 @BenjaminGoggin Another out of touch boomer who espouses memes from Facebook as knowledge
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How often do you guys think Tim Pool or right wingers think about civil war?
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@texasgopp
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Lara Trump writes like a cross between ChatGPT and an Xbox achievement flashing across the screen. The RNC is now a hollowed out piggy bank for Trump.
@sweetser_kyle
Kyle Sweetser
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😂 make it stop. These texts are getting ridiculous.
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@Heroic_Triarii She's probably long forgotten about you by now lol
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@noturtlesoup17 I'm always curious how people with imaginary friends get so much attention in this country
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8 months
Should this be my new pinned tweet?
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@texasgopp
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@AriDrennen Unfortunately we're really good at making up random things are religois texts never said and we scare ourselves sometimes. But it's pretty imaginative right?
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@ArtCandee @NotHoodlum Wait for real? 💀
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@Greekxican @Kaylan_TX Really difficult to hear you while you floss with trumps dick in your mouth
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@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
8 months
RNC seeking new credit line to help climb out of money hole - WashTimes
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@texasgopp
Texas GOP
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I like how Comer is now basically stating there is no time frame from doing research and investigating to water down what a dead horse he's been beating with this
@IanSams46
Ian Sams
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James Comer admits defeat Impeachment is over The Hill: Comer suggests impeachment vote not ‘best path’ on Biden probe
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@0liviajulianna Actually it had more to do with lack of vacation funds
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Good morning, what are we plotting and scheming today?
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@mr_JasonW @_celia_bedelia_ No one brought up trans people but you, please give your head a wobble
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@texasgopp
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@ryanc_2025 Very happy to see future conservatives like Ryan champion decency and intelligence in the republican party, congrats on this victory
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@texasgopp
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@noturtlesoup17 "Oh no we're being perceived and she might take us out of context by filming us as we talk"
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@iamchanteezy B-but I was assured by his finest lawyers from Mayo Crayola Magic University he was a rich girl
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@texasgopp
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@AriDrennen I can see Trump on the phone at a golf course asking the House speaker for it
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@texasgopp
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Why isn't @GregAbbott_TX enlisting Jim Adler to fix the border issue? Seems like a skill issue.
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@noturtlesoup17 I wish more people paid attention to the type of work you're doing, these extremists need to be exposed
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@texasgopp
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@kathleenparker @greta @NEWSMAX Delete your account, loser
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@texasgopp
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8 months
Someone tried swatting her. Trump tried to blackmail her donors (she received millions as a reaction). She's popular with independents and never trumpers. It almost looks like she's making a name for herself even if she doesn't win.
@Morning_Joe
Morning Joe
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. @JoeNBC : "Trump's scared to debate because he doesn't think he can— and his campaign is horrified by the prospects of Trump on the debate stage with Nikki Haley because, I guess, they don't think he's mentally fit."
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