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tel3tuby snip3r

7 months

Last night I pulled my thermostat off of the wall and took out the AA batteries to put them in my tv remote so I could watch South Park #college

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

6 months

“If I was 7’4 I’d be national player of the year too”

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

About to walk into my first class of senior year of college with the same backpack that I had on on my first day of class in seventh grade. One last ride ol girl

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1 month

@RossMartinNC New smith center priorities from a current student: - please keep it in walking distance for all students - put older donors in nice suites at top of lower bowl - put students down low along the sideline (on visitor side for tv) - make it slightly smaller (17,000-18,500)

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2 months

@impicklerick69 Nice I don’t give a shit

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

@RossMartinNC Cannot imagine Nike letting cooper Flagg wear new balances playing in Cormac Ryan Indoor Stadium

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

6 months

everyone talks about their “ red flags” and “green flags” but in my opinion not thinking Seth Trimble is good is my absolute “I don’t know ball flag”

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6 months

@heelscentral We’re in trouble, if we’re begging Trimble to come back!

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2 months

@DynastyGod69 The bag has been through both scenarios I promise you. She’s seen a lot. Time for her swan song

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3 months

@investor_dfw @lilkobe2402 @Narutostan456 @RichStapless @TheDunkCentral Hot take I totally would. Kyries longevity has obviously made him a much better all time player but give me peak John wall over peak kyrie

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 years

outer banks is the futurebirds of television

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

Seeing all this Lily Lang content is a stark reminder that every girl at my school dresses like they just packed their entire family in a wagon to embark on the Oregon trail in hopes of finding land out west.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

@factorrules Shut up

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

If you’re an adult male and the people in your circle aren’t talking about : The deals on the McDonald’s app Conference Realignment Sunday Rot Sessions Ross Martin Stealing from your local Target Then it’s time to surround yourself with better influences.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

Won my house’s summer badminton championship today. I arguably wasn’t the best player. But I didn’t have to be. I just had to be the best when the lights were brightest.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

Talking about other school’s acceptance rates makes me insanely not proud to be a Tar Heel

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

As a diehard Tar Heel fan, I am deeply concerned that we are going to get embarrassed here.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

3 months

Not many things better than seeing ur buddy who doesn’t get super wasted getting super wasted

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

@British_Buzz Don’t care how I watch it as long as I’m listening to Eric Collins and dell curry

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

7 months

@RossMartinNC Ross, I am in Madrid visiting my buddies who are abroad. We begged the bartenders to put on the heels game and battled on “crackstreams” all night. It’s 3:30 am as I’m writing this. I really think you would appreciate this video:

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 years

@HeelIllustrated great point. didn't think of this before.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

23 days

What. A. Sunday.

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

OK WERE GOOD NOW EVERYBODY CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

Been a wild two days on this app. Gonna throw some chicken tendies in the air fryer and have a coors light. Should return everything back to normal.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

7 months

@DukeMBB @kylefilipowski HahHhahabaa that guy sucks

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

7 months

My Thursday itinerary (we sleep in May edition): - go to 1/3 classes - send an email or two (hopefully a company decides to hire me one day) - inhale 4 chicken tenders for lunch - have an aristocrat and sprite in my hand on the couch by the 12:15 start (I’m getting wasted)

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

Going out with some fellas tonight but insanely more excited for the generational Sunday Rot sesh tomorrow: -Us Open final round -Diamond Heels playing at 5 -House of the Dragon season 2 premiere GENERATIONAL

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

6 months

Computer died in class so I had to put it up and pay attention. Learned hella stuff. It was super ass. Definitely do not recommend.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

6 months

Shawty told me I had woodberry goggles I said nah that’s the eye of the tiger #prepleague

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

5 months

First time spending the night at ms. tel3tuby’s house and her dad is cooking steaks. Do I eat the fat? (I always eat the fat)

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 years

@RossMartin_IC Ross it’s called beer die and it is immensely more skill based and entertaining than pong. My friends and I will be outside playing it today would love to have you. Go heels .

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

5 months

Yesterday I cheated on a Mejo101 exam and got a C on it but my EA PGA23 golfer finished T11 in his first career appearance at Augusta. Life taketh but life also giveth. Praise be to God.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

The other night I was pulling into murder mart and came half a second away from running over a homeless dude and I felt so bad I went inside and bought him a tall boy natty Ice and he literally started griddying

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

8 months

Weekend plans: - dust off the Barbour jacket -drive up to Charlottesville to see my high school pals -drink too many warm Busch lights -watch two elite basketball programs combine for like 30 points

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

5 months

Cheesesteak on the Blackstone with homemade chipotle mayo. Y’all mad?

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

@RossMartinNC walking through Prague with the boys and found a Russian nesting doll store that does dolls for every sports team worldwide. Nathan elliot got the feature for the Tar Heel football.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

5 months

Just shanked 3 shots in a row and holed out from 50 for par. Celebrated with the guy mowing the practice green. Love this game.

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

Had a great week on the online casino boutta give Grace Hair a fat tip

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

Me listening to “F*** The Police” by N.W.A. on my way to meet my mom at Joseph A Banks to have my khaki pants altered because they’re a little too long

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

21 days

MASSIVE dump in my girlfriends bathroom

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

Sorority rush has begun so I will be taking the necessary precautions. I advise you to do the same. Godspeed gentlemen.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

14 days

hopefully one day I can be as cool as the kids in my history class who talk loudly about what they have to do for pledging so that everyone hears them

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

to the unnamed lady whose name has gone viral, I am so sorry. Our burner community used to be a strong group of degenerates who liked to get drunk and avoid responsibilities, not a bunch of cyber bullies. stay strong.

tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

"joined June 2024" FUCCCCKKKK YOOOUUUUUU save the burnerverse.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 month

Been doing hella school this week gonna get blasted with my friends tonight Might be generational An instant classic, if you will.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

7 months

@RossMartinNC Ross , don’t have the evidence for it but I’ve spent many a day in the fraternity house defending cormac Ryan and his importance to this team. What a night. A team with 3+ guys that have the ability to drop 20+ on any given nigjt is insanely dangerous. We are built for march.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

"joined June 2024" FUCCCCKKKK YOOOUUUUUU save the burnerverse.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

3 months

Showing up to a pregame with 5 girls sitting around a table with a deck of cards

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

8 months

I have stolen well over 100 coffees from the Panera Bread near my house. Today, they moved the cups to behind the counter. My team and I were shocked and devastated to learn this. However, adversity is what defines us most. See you soon Panera.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

3 months

Buying a plunger at CVS is just like buying Plan B. Pretty embarassing but also kind of a flex (I took a huge shit)

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

@heelscentral @BDAHT Bdaht may be annoying sometimes but ur an absolute hater if you don’t think he makes the environment better

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

If the heels win 9 games this season I’ll sell one of my testicles and become a season ticket holder to a WNBA team of twitter’s choosing

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

I might spend an entire class period reading inside Carolina and looking at Twitter but I will never start packing up early. disrespectful.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

6 months

Cannot wait to do significant damage to my net worth and my IQ this weekend #frat #formal

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

19 days

woke up on couch with pizza crust in pocket, got class in 20 mins. same clothes as last night. life is good.

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

My twitter when I open it in the privacy of home : mild college football statistics and panthers/hornets news. My twitter when I open it in class on my computer and everyone behind me can see: homeless people having intercourse in a Wendy’s parking lot

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

5 months

Not a big fan of communism but i do enjoy reporting roadside police on Waze

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 month

Hometown themed mixer tonight Me and the fellas repping our Virginia prep league high school instead of hometowns You have no idea how mad the left is going to be

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

8 months

Curious thought here @RossMartinNC . In a dean dome sellout (21,750) roughly how many people in attendance are wearing quarter zips? 5,000? More? Feel like this is your area of expertise. Bonus: how many of those are Peter Millar?

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

7 months

Me and the boys ahead of tip-off tonight before the greatest twitter war the NC Triangle area has ever seen

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

3 months

Balled way too hard

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 years

god i hate duke more than anything but seeing JJ Redick torch Kendrick Perkins puts a smile on my face.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

20 days

Eating meats you can’t afford in a car you can’t pronounce (jeep)

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

8 months

the other day my mom asked me dead serious what was the difference between The Stews and The Futurebirds. I told her she's got a bright future on burner Twitter.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

11 days

The crops are just begging to be dusted.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

11 months

You're in her DMs, I just showed her my Minecraft world. We are not the same.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

me hungover in a crowded bathroom using a perfectly timed flush to cover up the sounds of my violent poops

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

7 months

Live look at my mother when she realizes that Pernicious is not a 4% beer as I Kobe my fifth one into the trash can

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

6 months

Me listening to the Sopranos theme song on my way to my fraternity house to grab a few chicken tendies

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

Me listening to “F*** The Police” by N.W.A. on my way to meet my mom at Joseph A Banks to have my khaki pants altered because they’re a little too long

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

5 months

You think southern culture is stupid? I just saw a couple at my local Walgreens filling out divorce papers on the hood of a truck. Try again.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

6 months

America if every single sporting event actually started on time and not 10-15 minutes later

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

24 days

Currently trembling enjoying the coldness of my bathroom floor in between yaks and listening to “Delta Dawn” to keep my football mood alive

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

One small step for man, one giant leap for Greek life as I break the Barbour Jacket barrier for the winter. #pioneer @RossMartinNC

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

13 days

@DonaldMcGavin Not tolerating any Grace disrespect on this app.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

driving through Carrboro with my windows down blasting “Courtesy of the Red White and Blue” to bring those hippies back down to earth

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

Whoever designed these ear wax removers to look like dab pens about just left my brother and I on poor terms with our parents before we head back to college

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

15 days

Feel like such a buster using exclamation points in professional emails

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

Fuck it #tap #in

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

“I’m from America” is way cooler than “I’m from asheboro North Carolina.” Big balls szn in London.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

6 months

Everytime I learn about a new sorority rule/custom/standard I lose a little bit of faith in humanity

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 years

@RossMartin_IC I know him and he cares about the heels and the university more than anyone I know. Hope it wasn’t his fault but either way he shouldn’t get hard time for it the announcers had never even seen it get called before.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

11 months

The left is gonna hate us for this one. #feastweek

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

23 days

Snowflakes beware. We’re having a Sunday.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

10 months

@GrantHughesNC -UConn is really good -Need to figure out a way to utilize Jalen Washington -need to crash glass with all 5 -seth is good -cormac gotta hit a few if we want to be good -Armando will pick it up, made some nice passes

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

All I want for Christmas is a Four Corners waitress

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

4 months

Bronny James quickly joining Deion Sanders and Taylor swift in a club of people who I didn’t really mind/sorta liked and then the media talked about them way way too much and now I can’t stand them.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 months

I’m so hungover I just yakkeDDD everywhere.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

that video was AWESOME. I'm sold. Delta Delta Delta till I DDDie

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2 months

Last day of work. Tried to whip home for the first time without google maps. Got super lost. This generation is cooked.

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

5 months

please don’t let me throw up in church on Mother’s Day please don’t let me throw up in church on Mother’s Day please don’t let me throw up in church on Mother’s Day

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

6 months

New power rankings of people younger than me that suck : 1. Jojo Siwa 2. Baby Gronk 3. Young Sheldon 4. 60-80% of all current high schoolers

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tel3tuby snip3r

@tel3tuby_snip3r

1 year

My new personal net worth power rankings based on value: 1. $35 worth of free play on Parlay Palace 2. my 896 Clash of Clans gems 3. 7 Coors Lights in my fridge 4. 1/5 of a tray of baked spaghetti my mom brought me like two weeks ago 5. Mcdonald's Points

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 years

My McDonald’s points are at least %15 of my current net worth

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19 days

The squirrels are planning something big I can just tell

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1 year

been playing so much Minecraft recently I gotta be on the spectrum

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16 days

@UNCCTESPN yeah bad joke hes a good reporter though and cares about the heels

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5 months

@balls_2004 Bro absolutely logo fucked us with them St Chris sweatpants

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1 month

Me: if you draft a backup qb in fantasy you’re a dumbass Me: only drafts Jordan Love Jordan Loves ACL: pop

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4 months

@CrownClubCLT Now that I have seen this during the work day I will be doing nothing and refreshing twitter agressively on company time

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1 year

@RossMartinNC the biggest game in Kenan Stadium in my lifetime. ready to run through a wall for the heels tomorrow.

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3 months

driving my boss around to meet clients today lfg

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@tel3tuby_snip3r

2 years

@HornetsLead I have such a genuine fear that Mitch will not make a single move and let the roster play out , spiraling our poverty franchise into endless suffering as always.

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7 months

Can’t wait to spend some time outside today! (the electricity company shut our heat off) And get some exercise! (I can’t afford to put any more gas in my car)

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