God did it!!! Your latest final year medic๐๐๐
To think that I was robbed and assaulted just after my paed viva yesterday but God gave me several reasons to smile. I'm alive and winning.
I performed my first femoral tap 1/52 ago๐ proceeded further to do my first femoral cannulation today. Guysss I got it right in my first attempt. Iโm so proud of me๐ you need to see the joy on my chiefโs face, pure joy.
Me at 1 decade: I'm going to get married at 25.
Me at 2 decades: I'm going to be a doctor at 25.
Coronavirus to me: will you keep quiet?๐คจ
Me now: kashamadupe ๐
Good morning everyone, my name is Tina and I make delicious cakes and pastries. Kindly patronise me๐
Location: Ogun state (remo/ Ijebu axis)
Please RT my next client might be on your TL. Thank youโค๏ธ
Let's start a "The Face" Vs "The Hustle" Thread for Young Business owners.
Drop a tweet of your face and your hustle under this tweet, then RT for as many as you can see. Christmas is almost here, let's make this money. I'll start ๐
The Face The Hustle
Each time I randomly remember my first flight experience alone and as a doctor. Someone was gasping and they asked if there was any doctor on board.
This was 3 days after induction oo moya look away๐๐ thank God another doctor stood up sha
I really look forward to spoiling my parents with goodies of life(I have started already ๐) these people really tried for me. May God keep them for me๐
So someone cannot testify of God's goodness beside me without me listing out differential diagnosis in my head...you just do mistake and mention the symptoms you were having & my brain will start roaming about. Sey I'm okay bayi?
Thank you everyone for the love๐ฅฐ
Aside from being a medical doctor, I also make yummy cakes and mouth watering pastries
@bakedbyteenah
on Instagram.
Location: Ogun state
Lest I forget:
Add salt to your tea.
Add salt to your beer.
Add salt to your ice cream.
Add salt to your body cream.
Just before sex too,
Sprinkle 2spoons of salt.
Donโt mind that Aproko.
Always disturbing people.
My people, add salt anytime.
We are kuku the salt of the earth.
Me: Sir, please what happened to you? Why are you in the hospital? (In yoruba)
Patient: Ofa ni
That moment I was lost I didn't know that "Ofa" means "spiritual arrow". Thanks to my colleague that explained to me.
Me: *looking lost*. How will I clerk Ofa now?๐
My worst posting during HJ was IM๐คฎ ka ma pade mo oo
Paed& surgery were the same type of stress to me. Paed had more frequent calls but I liked it๐while surgery was annoyingly tiring cos I disliked theatre sessions
In this order sha, IM<<<paed<<surgery<< O&G
How to avoid patient relatives 101
While walking past them
1. Hold your phone.
2. Place it on your ear.
3. Start talking even if na rubbish just talk.
Keep talking till you leave their vicinity. Thank me later๐