Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥ @lulu_luwela Twitter profile

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

I just know this baby is chilling with her father.

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4 years

How many balloons do you think I’d need as an adult? 🤔

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@lulu_luwela

7 months

My ex usually starts by depositing money into my account like he’s reactivating a subscription.

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@zulucapitalist

7 months

Hypothetically speaking how do you start talking to someone you ghosted

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3 years

Father of the bride said in his speech today, “my love for my daughter has no bounds and I hand her over to you in faith that she will receive the same love so when you find that you no longer feel that love, bring my daughter back to me”. Love it ♥️

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

I saw Dr Sindi’s babies and husband a few days ago. I tried not to stare because ultimately we’re all strangers but it warmed my heart to see them having a good time as a family. Parenting children through grief must be such a challenge. I’m glad they can still laugh as a family.

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@lulu_luwela

6 months

This two year old, jumped over my gate while I was in the bathroom. He was a menace in the complex such that he had to be returned to me. So now he’s in black jail because I’m cleaning my house

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

Notice how she respected his wishes and accepted the rejection without killing him.

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@JustDaddyG

3 years

I know my goat

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

I lived far from campus and would walk 35-45 minutes one way. I couldn’t afford to take a taxi everyday. A taxi conductor who drove the route had seen me, on many occasions. One day he stopped, introduced himself, the driver. They never let me pay for taxi fair for 4 years

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@TomiRikhotso

3 years

What’s the sweetest thing a stranger has ever done for you?

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@lulu_luwela

1 year

Whoever is responsible for this rebrand needs to call a family meeting and apologise to the country.

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@lulu_luwela

2 years

I’m on a date and guys, THIS MAN DOES HEISTS!

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@lulu_luwela

2 years

It’s my brother buying himself a car for my birthday and then telling me that my birthday gift is the car he bought for himself 🤣♥️ Congratulations to my mommy’s 2nd favourite child 😁😁😁I AM SO EXCITED

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@lulu_luwela

10 months

We’re paying for all those witty adverts mntakabawo. Instead of fixing their prices, they’re funny on Twitter Even now, I’m tweeting with fear that the Nando’s account will find me, indiphoxe, ndihlekwe yiCountry yonke☹️😭

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

“I know we’re all in problem solving mode but I think we should take a step back and assess if we’ve exhausted every possibility”

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@luvlithando

3 years

How do you say “this sounds like a stupid idea” professionally?

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

Don’t cry, it’s just the news. The news:

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@lulu_luwela

1 year

Yes because we throw showers, buy gender reveal gifts, attend first birthdays and we don’t even get treated for lunch when we get promotions or any milestone that doesn’t involve kids.

Rorisang ❤🥰🌈

@complexrori

1 year

Nobody ever talks about how much people without kids don't know how to be good friends with kids

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@lulu_luwela

2 years

The loneliness. The journey to independence is lonely and it’s not a lack of people or relationships. it’s just that learning to be your own person, managing your own life, your own dreams and disappointments, is incredibly lonely.

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@yooneedmorejodi

2 years

What's an adult problem nobody prepared you for?

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@lulu_luwela

6 years

American food is a cry for help.

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

FlySafair would have landed

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@Reuters

3 years

The moment a British Airways plane traveling from Aberdeen, Scotland, aborted an attempt to land on the runway at London's Heathrow Airport due to strong winds

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@lulu_luwela

7 months

That’s fine. She’s right. You were going there anyway and you’ll keep going but without her. Leave her.

Kharrot 🥕❤️

@Kharrotie

7 months

I've asked my neighbor to start contributing for petrol since she's been traveling with me to and from work since mid January and she told me she cannot because i was going that side anyways. Our work places are close by the way, first few months i understood, but💀😭hawu?

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@lulu_luwela

1 year

I’m currently over capacity and I am afraid I will not be able to give this task the prioritisation it requires.

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@___xols

1 year

How do I say “Angifuni” but in corporate?

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@lulu_luwela

5 years

This was me 6 years ago, sitting in class with 18 year olds. I now have my honours, got a promotion under my belt and my career is on the rise. You’ve got this!

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

Me, in the vaccine queue pretending to be 35+

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@lulu_luwela

7 months

We need a restraining order against temu.

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@lulu_luwela

15 days

Abantwana basemtshatweni can be so mean. At some point you actually need to grow up, be an adult and admit that this take is actually so cruel

Ndlolothi

@Manqoba_Mbuli

16 days

Your half siblings are not forced to like you. If you are a product formed of their father's infidelity, you represent their mom's heartache. Uba abakafuni, abakufuni qha.

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@lulu_luwela

2 years

My sister, stand by the gate and shout “NDIYAKUBONA” every 10 seconds as she walks herself to school.

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@_Teegan__

2 years

I got a quote for my daughter 🤣 we live 500m from the school and they said R1570

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@lulu_luwela

1 year

The girl dinner TikToks are killing me. We really just loving life and not eating 🤣

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

Woolies rewards programme literally has no rewards.

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@lulu_luwela

11 months

And that’s exactly why this clip of Ashwin Willemse hurt so many people who understand the history of South African rugby. You can hear Ashwin’s voice breaking. Ashwin earned his stripes yet he still had to deal with quota player related micro aggressions. Just 5 years ago.

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@Tabile_Zukile

11 months

Those who followed rugby will know the struggles black players faced, being called qouta players. But arrival of Rassie Erasmus made sure that if you are good enough you get selected regardless of the colour of your skin. He deserves all the recognition. #SpringboksRWC

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@lulu_luwela

9 months

You know who would never be caught dead funding her sugar daddy’s life???!! The original baddie Khanyi Mbau. Baby girl would have left him in Mexico 🤣

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@lulu_luwela

1 year

I just saw a TikTok that says that we should just take the iron with us when we leave because this thing of worrying that we left the iron on all day everyday is not it. I agree 🤣

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

It doesn’t matter where you are, roodeport is far.

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@lulu_luwela

2 years

There was a Policeman who lived up my street when i was a toddler. He used to walk past my house on his way home and He’d always stop and chat. I used to wait for him everyday. Turns out it was my uncle 🤣

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

My favourite moment of 2021 ♥️

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

You guys did this to uncle Vinny and now to Uncle Waffles. First of all, you’re 37 years old Lethabo. Let the young ones enjoy their careers with their age mates. Ude ubebored asking “what do they do?”, UFUNANI KWI NDABA ZABANTWANA XOLANI??!

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@lulu_luwela

2 years

My pacific blue iPhone 12 Pro is in jhb cbd. Thank you delicious festival

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

Just two kids from the dusty streets of the Eastern Cape and their German horses ♥️🧡

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@lulu_luwela

5 months

We also need to stop this thing of making it seem like people who come to support us and grieve with us are an inconvenience. Feed people bethuna. Yiyekeni lento yothetha kanje ngabantu abanixhasayo

Sibu Mabena

@sibumabena

5 months

As the adults now paying for funerals, At funerals, can we feed people tea, scones and sandwiches instead of 7 colours at 10:00 in the morning. Please!! iYadura lendaba ye catering! 😮‍💨

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

If I come home and my baby is flying, we’re fighting!

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@lulu_luwela

11 months

My bedroom window at home doesn’t open because ibanjwe nge twine That time here I am in joburg telling restaurants that their steak knives aren’t sharp enough for a rare steak

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@dearbheki

11 months

bethuna siphakame kanje kanti sonke sihluphekile 😭😭😭

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@lulu_luwela

2 years

The best shoe that converse has ever made🔥♥️

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

Guys, what’s our story when the other countries ask?

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@lulu_luwela

1 year

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@lulu_luwela

5 months

I dislike this man so much. And he talks about us like we’re some relics or show and tell pieces. Im willing to change career paths, work my way up the Home Affairs ladder so I can one day be the one to deny his visa, personally.

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@tanyajunghans

5 months

Americans are shocked that South Africans do this. Lol. It’s for hygiene purposes and also for prevention of having your draws be part of someone witchy recipe.

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@lulu_luwela

5 years

I don’t think I have the words to articulate just how awful this is.

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

The way people on cocaine succeed in corporate South Africa will definitely have you questioning your decision to not do drugs. Yeyi those people chow promotions like they’re Pac-Man.

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@lulu_luwela

2 years

I don’t know how to explain it but this question is targeted at women.

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@lulu_luwela

5 years

Bruh do you know that you’re stuck in the room behind you?

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@Sqotsha

5 years

Haibo😊

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@lulu_luwela

5 years

My mom: I’m sick and tired of these dogs. I’m taking them to the spca. They are expensive and need round the clock care. I’m done. Also my mom:

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@lulu_luwela

6 years

We have matching glasses and I think that if we meet for coffee at 18:00 CAT at EB in Hyde park this Friday we might find that we have matching hearts too. But also If you’re busy with a relationship this Friday, we can rain check for the Friday after y’all break up.

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@StoneMalakoana

6 years

Update : Uber lost a customer🌚

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

My mom had side effects after her second jab. Feverish with body aches and a tight chest. She went to the doctor. Got her meds and recovered fully. My mom is 64 living with diabetes and high blood pressure. I’m here for vaccines. Let’s increase our odds of survival.

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

Guys please tell your fathers/uncles/partners to wear tracksuits, comfortable shoes and durable jackets. The hawks don’t let you change when they arrest you and you don’t wanna be in a cell in formal shoes and a shirt all night. You will freeze.

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

South Africans, don’t ever forget that Intersexions gave us the most perfect marriage proposal

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

Their blatant disregard for the word “thousand”. What the hell is thirty six hundred??!

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@Thulani_Dlamini

4 years

What do you consider evidence that the USA isn’t a real place?

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

Remember when Chadwick passed on and we agreed to be kinder especially about people’s appearances??! Why are you guys being mean about Pharrell looking his age?!

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@StreetFashion01

3 years

Pharrell wearing Chanel for Town & Country Mag!

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@lulu_luwela

1 year

My cousin rang the cancer bell this morning. When I tell you that I’m crying my eyes out 😭😭😭😭 Oh my God ♥️

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

I don’t know what I’m giving off that makes men think I don’t like money. I’m not humble bethuna. The easiest way to my heart is money. That’s it.

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

This tiktok finishes me every time 🤣

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

Guys if we have to fight so hard to prepare it, maybe we should just stop and eat something else

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

We need to raise the legal drinking age to 30.

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@Ntandofir

4 years

Just when I thought I've seen it all.... Savanna the bev!!!! 🍻🍻🔥🔥😂😂

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

I absolutely love this TikTok 🤣🙌🏾🔥

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

When I have a child, please raise it.

Ms Ntando Duma Mthomben

@dumantando20

4 years

My human 😍💪🏾

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@lulu_luwela

5 years

She just won Miss South Africa, then Miss Universe- she just realized her own dreams and your concern is who she dates??????!

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

Gent suggested we meet at his place for a first date. I agreed. I got cold feet &asked that we meet somewhere for drinks first because I’m not comfortable. He got so mad. Saying that I’m accusing him of ill intentions. Men genuinely don’t know the constant fear of being a woman

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

Gents have female best friends whom they drain with emotional labour. And then they go back the their male friends and talk about Zlatan all night.

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@tamwoodsrsa

4 years

Gents really do have the most solid friendships. Ladies, why don’t we?

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@lulu_luwela

7 years

Do you guys realize that we’re probably gonna say “wow sisi” when reprimanding our children 😂

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@lulu_luwela

7 years

Baby girl bought herself a car today. It is me. I am baby girl

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

It’s wild that men convinced that world that women don’t know how to handle emotions when they’re the most destructive when challenged emotionally.

Yusuf Abramjee

@Abramjee

3 years

A man drove into News Café, Rosebank, JHB, this weekend. He was apparently denied entry by security. His ex-girlfriend was inside and she did not want to see him. The man was arrested.

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@lulu_luwela

2 years

People who grew up in the big cities or economic hubs really don’t know how lucky they are that they have the option to chase viable careers and still be close to family, friends and home. imagine leaving work and just going to visit your home because you can. Must be nice♥️

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

Guys, if the pics on Property24 or private property are of an empty unit, negotiate. If the Unit has no furniture when you view it, negotiate. The unit has likely been empty for at least a month.

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@lulu_luwela

8 months

It’s because we share our service delivery failures. We don’t reserve issues for just disadvantaged communities and townships like the city there by the mountain. Here, it’s bad service delivery for all ♥️

Siv Ngesi

@iamSivN

8 months

Johannesburg loadshedding is traumatic , how do you guys live like this ? Then you even have water issues! It’s a movie here … ( but the people are great 😂)

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@lulu_luwela

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Sana being childless and unmarried is such a boring corporate conversation. I’ve started telling people that I’m trying for a child, with any man available at any time. Because I’m not gonna be uncomfortable ndodwa. This is gonna be an awkward conversation for all of us.

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

Everything SHAKES men. Wena flu, wena cheating, wena Grootman.

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@lulu_luwela

6 years

The way things are going, I’m just waiting for rayban to tell #AdamCatsavelos to never wear the sunglasses ever again 😂🤣

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@lulu_luwela

9 months

Pay South African producers to make amapiano beats for you. This isn’t piano.

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@ESAMofficial_

9 months

Timbaland working on Amapiano music. What are your thoughts?

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@lulu_luwela

2 months

This picture embodies the South African spirit. Greatest nation on the world.

Trev

@Tokyo_Trev

2 months

South Africa is the greatest country in the world!

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

I did a lot of things in 2021 but this was the most beautiful. What a dream. What a beauty!

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@lulu_luwela

5 years

I’d like to commend you for respecting the global water crisis and not adding water for aesthetics.

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@lulu_luwela

2 years

Kids are stupid. I didn’t recognise him in police uniform 🤣

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

That’s the best spent $10 mil by a South African government since 1994.

News24 🇿🇦

@News24

3 years

OPINION | Tokyo Sexwale should forget about silly conspiracy theories, and tell South Africans how the 2010 FIFA Soccer World Cup was bought for $10 million. Because he and two others know, writes @AdriaanBasson

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3 years

My nieces are perfect 😍♥️

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

@arkadiuus @NifiiOA She’s really just trying to save herself 🤣😂

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

@amachefe @Ms_Koketso The dog is the the only real parent there!

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

My kids are getting everything they want. If I can afford a R200k 21st, then baby girl is getting a R200k 21st. That’s it. If I can afford it, they get it.

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@lulu_luwela

4 years

I have a theory re: the wealthy and powerful and human trafficking. How did a 99 year old man legally qualify as a recipient of a heart?

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@ewnupdates

4 years

UK's Prince Philip has 'successful' heart procedure

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@lulu_luwela

5 years

This is the most Xhosa man walk I’ve ever seen.

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@ClixWell

5 years

These niggas really walked into touch rugby like this 😂🔥

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@lulu_luwela

9 months

No man, we really need to beat up our government officials. This is literally the greatest country in the world. The individuals do their part. Our athletes do their part. Our human rights advocates do their parts. Our artists do their parts.

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@lulu_luwela

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I had a stomach virus so bad that I was projectile vomiting to the point that I was too weak to drive myself home. Doctor says there’s an ecoli virus outbreak and the water issues around jhb are the suspected cause. Be very vigilant when eating out and wash your hands often.

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@MsMabala

18 days

It’s not looking good there by Midrand and Joburg water

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@lulu_luwela

3 years

No ways, I’m so beautiful

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

3 years

Caught the best picture of my sisi and her Sthandwa aka Jaxx

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

3 years

I don’t know if this is Lamiez or Usher

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@PhilMphela

3 years

MUSIC: Vusi Nova changes stage name again The talented singer is rebranding and will be releasing his new music under the moniker, S’Nova. He first released music as Vusi Nongxa, changed to Vusi Nova, now as he ventures into Amapiano will be known as SNova. #KgopoloReports

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

2 years

Pulled out a stack just to pay a R600 bill 🤣🤣🤣

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

3 years

Guys please, some of us live alone so our voices sound like we’re still asleep in morning meetings because we’ve been silent since we woke up. We’re not In bed. We just haven’t spoken til now.

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

4 years

This is the type of life I want to afford for my kids. In the event that I can’t generate generational wealth i at least want them to not be weighed down by rent and car instalments while making R7k a month on graduate programs

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

6 years

*puts "works well under pressure" in CV :

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

9 months

One thing about those girlies, they will register for a qualification when life gets too much 🤣

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@WayneH__

9 months

Career women are too busy to process these types of things on social media. They just let out a “Hayi” here and there and carry on with these bills🤣 Then they say Masters and call it a day

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

4 years

My sister refuses to greet me. This is exactly how ZCC split into the bird and the star. EXACTLY.

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

9 years

My ex broke up with me coz he doesn't do long distance.... His new gf just moved to the US. LOOK AT GOD.

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

4 years

I can’t hear shit without subtitles

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

3 years

Abelungu broke the ozone layer and now we have to put Winter linen in our beds in April.

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Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥

@lulu_luwela

4 years

Cape Town Twitter never brings petty groove fights to the tl because if you try to fight over Hubble at Rands you will get shot.

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