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@taylormeanswell

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I’m like if a girl was the bad guy.

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2016
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@taylormeanswell
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Me if you even care
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@poppy_haze My home county has the Tyson chicken plant where management gambled on who would die of Covid. It’s impossible to overstate the wickedness of the meat packing industry
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@Dom_2k With the Frank Ocean background music 😭 good luck coming back from this bro.
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@WNBA @NBA @NBACanada @WNBA_Toronto Imagine making small talk with drake right now lmao
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@annatariel He will be sacrificed at dawn
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@StarTribune Girl this was like two weeks ago?
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@shwauby @jestingtime Doctor here. You have to pour every ingredient in a Long Island iced tea down the urethra for this to work.
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@bunkbedsurvivor Chill on my bestie
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@meanunclejack "Pass. Save yourself the embarrassment" is what I tell myself in the mirror each morning. Never heard of basketball though.
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Lex posts are like “AMAB4AFAB (hot only)”
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@ahumblecabbage What’s your favorite Great Lake? Do you like birds ?
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@ahumblecabbage Her if she didn’t slay
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Our mayor would do this on purpose to trap protesters
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SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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Japan fixed this road in one week. How long would your city take?
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@pepsibong Yes but they’re cute and silly
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Barstool moment
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@cd_hooks Like yeah I do happen to like the clash song more but there’s no rule that says they need compared? Also saying she “ripped the heart out” of the song is a willful misunderstanding of how sampling works. Fill my mug labeled “dad rocker tears”
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@GabeFerris It’s time we start admitting that this guy rocks
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Picturing Luigi going on IG live like “That fat fraud is a bum. I can jump higher than the so-called jump man. Sonic is the GOAT.”
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#Bulls Scottie Pippen: “LeBron James will be the greatest statistical [player] to ever play the game of basketball. [Michael Jordan] was a horrible player.”
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@commeownists His name is Engels
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If I got some pussy for the table, would you have some?
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@BlockClubCHI Nobody wants to work anymore
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A non-binary dating service that’s like “we match you with your missing Sock.”
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@IcyVert Agreed but also if you’re betting money on free agency you should be institutionalized
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New Yorkers encountering nature for the first time
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If you stethoscope a white person it’s just the beat to Eminem’s Lose Yourself
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@BradMil95712875 @jk_rowling As a single mother of four white children I thank you for calling out this hypocrisy. I let my kids get tattoos and bottom surgery whenever they want. It’s free since we’re on government benefits.
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If you’re giving up on yourself anyways can I hit
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@tom_tuna I know he’s cutting it with baby aspirin
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@afrocosmist @NobleQAli I’ve really come to feel this way. How could a decentralized approach to climate change possibly be effective?
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The bowling screen when you hit a spare:
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ALL ROADS LEAD TO THIS 🍿 #NBAFinals
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“There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism” is, unfortunately, the funniest thing you can say after doing war crimes
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Some folks are calling me a war criminal for my service. Throwing in my face that I've helped kill brown people abroad. And it's just...what world do ya'll think ya'll live in? None of our hands are clean. Ever heard the saying "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism?"
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@RobertSkvarla So much of the aliens stuff is just “not everyone is equally human” but with extra steps.
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Put some socks on girl. I’m here to see your heart.
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@PicturesUssr That’s young Obi Won Kenobi
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Got my @_IWW membership card in the mail today! Could not be more thrilled to get organized :) #WeGotThis
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Strict dress code :( they kicked me out for having shoes on.
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the purge is complete. if you're still here, you're a real one. welcome.
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If a beautiful badass woman wanted me to call her a boy while still regarding her as a beautiful, badass woman, I would have no problem doing that
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@LakerFilmRoom COMRADE FILM ROOM LET'S GO
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My ancestors used every part of the $5 Fill Up Box
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“Sources say” The sources:
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Draymond Green was apologetic in aftermath of the altercation with Jordan Poole, but there was a buildup stemming from teammates noticing a change in Poole’s behavior throughout camp with the guard on the verge of securing a lucrative extension, league sources tell @YahooSports .
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@xaviersonline Those boys need a swirlie asap
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Girls on here will call themselves ethereal then call you the r word
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@chacaranda Protect that rainbow tiling at all costs
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My horse died of dehydration. What could I have done differently?
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@taylormeanswell
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I’m a large woman who hasn’t worn makeup in weeks (complimentary).
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@SkinnyTuna Put this one on the fridge bc it’s A+
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Let’s fucking gooooo
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Hey gang. I just made my first meme I hope you like it.
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@schaferfiles He’s just like me
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Eyes on the prize
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Lana will make this her next album cover and you’ll all go “mother 🥺”
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the point of this website is to make nice friends and chat with them
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@Khristina Extremely frustrating. We need expansion immediately
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Yeah I’m MTF. Working Monday Thru Friday, brother.
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LMAO BOX is pre-installed #wildTF2updatePredictions
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Thoughts on the look? This my attempt at “all natural”
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Atp I don’t feel responsible for how my gender is perceived. I’ve put in the work to be the woman I want to be and always was. To call me “he” is to sound foolish or wicked. If, at this late hour of history, you’re still waving a flag in the culture war, that’s on you.
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Shit like this makes steam come out of my ears.
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@taylormeanswell
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Saturday,,,beer,,,love. Who could ask for more?
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Good weekend wbu
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“A milli” is a beautiful name for a baby girl
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Wake up babe new GOAT just dropped.
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Can’t hear tornado sirens if you’re at the club 🤷‍♀️
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Iowa is a land of contrasts.
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No way I just “let me speak to a manager”’d my way in to a $250 refund. No one can claim I’m not a white woman.
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Wrong as usual
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Why did human beings stop building wonders?
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Here is what I was able to put together last minute. 📸 @nnadraws
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The comedy show wants a headshot? I’ll see what I can do.
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Paging Dr. Mother.
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They’re the most “she thought she ate” country ever
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No matter how hard you try, you can't erase the truth. #BringThemHomeNow
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This weekend I had fun with friends :)
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In ridgewood queens you can’t say “hello.” You have to say “I think we follow each other on twitter.”
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He’s court eunuch coded
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@rajandelman She keeps managing to outdo herself I’m honestly impressed
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Hey girlie thanks for inviting me to your party. I’ll bring the beer 🍻
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@NicoColaleo My favorite joke is from foghorn leghorn. “You’re like Paul Revere’s midnight ride: a little light in the belfry.
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Lex is great if you want to be told “voting is sexy” by the most unfuckable people on Earth.
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I’m sick of Fox News calling people gender extremists when multiple people have died in gender reveal explosions. “Is it a boy, or a girl?” It’s an orphan!
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Bro last night was a Tik Tok
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#NoBanNoWallNoRaids Trump can only commit another 120 characters worth of evil before we need a new hash tag.
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Twitter will have you thinking a MILF is any woman who remembers 9/11
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UGH I asked for that wrap back and she claimed she didn’t have it
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hunter schafer gallery.
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hunter schafer.
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I think we’ve decided on our first dance :) can’t wait to marry my best friend
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Wnbtay
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Transsexuals drive like this. And transgenders drive like this.
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I’m beginning to feel like I’m a rap god
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