Slept late last night. Weak sleep deprived mind almost postponed this morning run to afternoon. But wife scare monger me into running. She said this petang might rain like yesterday. Scared, I ran. Thank God for supportive albeit scary wife. 6km run today. Next Sunday, 7km.
#p50
Got a call from J&T just now, stating that there's unsent parcel, and I need to talk to their customer service after the tone. So after the tone, I asked; how much I owed LHDN. Dude said that they're J&T and not LHDN. We both laughed and he ended the call. Heart warming.
Asal kes kecurian melibatkan surau mesjid, mesti ekstrim bebenor reaksinya. Sampai mati kena cekik kawan tu. Yang dok curi bilion bilion mampu selfie aje pulak. bengong betul lah.
Ibu bapa golongan berpendapatan tinggi (T20) sanggup hantar anak masuk ke MRSM utk mengajar tentang kesukaran hidup, dedah Presiden Ansara Malaysia, Mohd Fadzil Yusof
Beliau berkata MRSM dilihat tempat sesuai bagi anak mereka bergaul dengan pelajar dari pelbagai latar belakang
awat bila orang jepun pegang pegang makanan cengini, kita releks je, tapi bila orang india celup celup tangan dia dalam kari, gaul gaul gaul, calit tepi belanga, kita jadi kembang tekak?
The fact that he's in sem 5 without a computer is a testament of his perseverance and how the mobile device is a great enabler. Instead of ajar excel, ajar la sheets.
Cengini la depa kena dalam submarine tu. Tetiba udara compress dengan laju. Orang kata laju sangat sampai depa semdiri pun tak perasan depa sedang terbakaq.
sometimes, the best way to deal with this kind of situation is to just straight up remind the dude politely. because people tend to forget things. he'll probably just go 'oh ya ya ya sori sori sori' and exit on the next station due to shame.
Kalau
@Khairykj
explain elok elok 70 juta tu specifically untuk apa, portion apa, pegi mana, sapa dapat, kenapa dia dapat, etc. Takde la orang tertanya tanya. Ni idak, tak cerita panjang lebar, pastu bila orang buat spekulasi, pegi pulak tangkap, lagi la orang tertanya tanya.
sebenarnya kalau kids dari sekolah harian, lagi flex dowh. sebab they're already in the same room with kids from sbp. fuh, they're there sebab they themself and their own support system berjaya bawa depa ke situ despite not having sbp environment, facilities, and regime.
@MHaffizJ
But I still remember lah rasa rendah diri gila bila introduction sorang2 masa kelas kat asasi, classmates sebut sekolah level SBP, MRSM semua siap sebut acronyms (xtau apabenda). Kita yg sekolah2 harian ni berapa kerat ja.
My friend's daughter got accepted to an SBP in Kedah. (Have I told this story before? Can't remember). While in SBP, an Ustaz claimed that she is possessed by a demon spirit and must be cleansed of this evil. (Very sharp turn of events no?).
Wearing baju Melayu top and mismatched bottom is a working class and student culture. It happens every Jumaat, every week, every year since I could remember. It's ok to hijack it and call it your own. Not ok to claim it exclusively.
seat tu akan basah. so caranya ialah kena pakai kain pelikat, pastu masa duduk tu, masukkan seat tu bawah kain so that only your ass gets wet. moga berguna. sebarkan.
Heck, kalau ikut pengamatan aku, kalau tak viral, lawak cikgu tu akan dianggap tak serius pun. Aduan hanya akan disapu bawah karpet, tanpa sebarang tindakan.
Awat hampa semua dok bekap jepun weh? mentaliti hamba nih. Jepun colonize malaya empat tahun je wei, jangan biarkan mereka terus menerus mengcolonize minda hampa.
People that always queue at the ATM nowadays are piss poor people. They don't e-pay like you and me, because e-pay need internet, which they cannot afford. They also cannot afford to go to the right branded ATM, a few KM away to save that RM 1 too.
How often do you see tauke besar queue at the ATMs? They withdraw from their wardrobe. In multiple currencies. Every once in a while their wives withdraw cash by picking it up at the bank, but they call the teller to prepare the cash first.
@twtsecretsmy
Hang main la sama anon. Rank sesama ngan dia. Nanti dah kawin ada anak esok, buat satu team. Hang jaga mid, dia amik lane exp, yang bongsu jungler, sulung amik lane gold. Kan bahagia tu
It's not about the kids, it's not about Islam. It is about power and control. Once the dust settles, not one dude gathered there today will be anywhere near the kids, unless it is to go masuk meminang lah.
national food malaysia ialah Roti Gardenia lah. Sedap dimakan begitu saja di Malaya, dicemburui di Borneo. Menjadi rebutan dikala panik buying.
malaya🤝borneo
Dulu member aku pernah tanya (member aku ni dentist). Dia tanya, asal dalam ayat omputeh, lawyer dan doctor 'practice' law/dentistry, tak macam kerjaya lain. Bila dia nak kata dia dentist dalam omputeh, dia kena sebut 'i practice dentistry' atau kalau dia lawyer 'i practice law'.
CUBAAN MEMBUNUH BERSENJATA.
Kejadian di Sg Petani, Kedah. Harap2 pisau tu tak tertusuk ke dalam. Allahuakbar. Budak2 lg dah berani. Minit ke 1:10 kalau nak fast forward. Viralkan sampai dapat budak ni.
Cukup risau bila tengok Agong kita (yang masih belum divaksin?) berlaga bahu dengan orang ramai ditempat tertupup seperti ini. Takut takut jatuh sakit seperti TMJ nanti.
Agong berkenan berangkat ke majlis perjumpaan semula bersama para rakan kadet Intake SMC 19 Royal Military Academy Sandhurst (1978/79), di akademi tersebut di UK semalam.
@ISTANANEGARA_
@sitikasim
That's your point of view. Like you, she's got her own as well. And from from her tweets, she seems to value discourse, building rapport, and establishing common grounds. Mirroring her audience is a great way to do that. Jacinda Ardern did that to great effect.
sebab tu la hampa takleh WFH. kalau WFH, sapa nak dok opis tinggi ni? cemana nak dapat rent monies? takbleh takbleh. you guys have to go through hours and hours of traffic jams for the grandeur of KL city skyline! do it for tourism, do it for the nation!
@sitikasim
Like I said, these are your point of view. Your biases. You're evaluating her decisions based on your biases. She might not share your views. And that is okay.
Selalunya, kat Malaysia ni, tukang tular yang kena tangkap, dan siasat. Tapi kes statutory rape budak sekolah tu, laju je pdrm angkut okt. dengan mangsa pun kena angkut sama. Sian dia. Abis satu sekolah tau dia terlibat. Bila melibatkan victims, depa tak jaga aib pulak noh.
"In some ways, Pas is not winning the war in social media. What are the challenges for Pas in messaging in social media?"
@SharaadKuttan
&
@melisa_idris
ask
@syahirnomic
about the battleground of new politics. Watch the
#ConsiderThis
episode at
One day, you'll get into a small car accident. But thankfully, you've installed a dash cam and the footage clearly show you're not the cause. You bring the dash cam to the police station to file a report, and WHAM! Police arrests you for not having Finas license. The end.
@sitikasim
Let me add a little bit more context in my previous tweet; 'Kinda brings out the point that the coverings does not really matter... to her critics because they'll hate her anyway because "Haters gonna hate."'
aku macam loss jugak lah ngan pmx nih. kejap kejap ada situ, pastu sini, pastu dalam dewan rakyat, pastu makan kat gerai kampung, pastu ada kat putrajaya jumpa pak arab. musim musim banjir ni, bawak bawak la pi main golf. haih pening.
[Noli Me Tángere Oleh Jose Rizal]
Penghormatan utk PM
@anwaribrahim
yg dikenali sbg pembawa gagasan kebebasan Jose Rizal, Presiden Bongbong Marcos telah menghadiahkan novel asal “Noli Me Tángere” ditulis oleh pejuang kemerdekaan Filipina José Rizal dlm bahasa Sepanyol.
Rare!
Kalau ikut Elizabeth Kübler-Ross' stages of grief, kerajaan Abah ni berada pada stage Bargaining. Ada lagi satu stage lagi, yakni Depression sebelum depa tiba ke stage terakhir, yakni Acceptance. Teruskan
#lawan
sampai mereka terima hakikat.
Sebab tu orang kelantan ni istimewa. Depa boleh hidup kat kelate dengan gaji 2k, still nak rat race kat kl for something similar. Why tho? For what? Tell me.
Anwar gunakan strategi Sun Tzu, the Art of War! Tunjukkan strong, formidable, convincing ketika lemah, dan tunjukkan lemah takleh nak bangun bila sebenarnya tengah kuat! Nantikan Malaysia, beliau akan take over the PMship while you blink. Sila guna ayat ni untuk sedapkan hati.
@kennleandre
Disagree. Husband and kids will survive without wife around, only that the standards of living will drop. It will be McD, McD, KFC, mamak, mamak in mismatched pyjamas for 5 days. Which the wife won't abide. Hence the homecooked meal.
I had been asked by many about the latest issue involving Ain and her school.
I would like to urge:
1) The minister and his deputies to show their leadership, and to not ignore this issue. It’s not an isolated one. It happened for a long time and it has to end. Please speak up!
@twtsecretsmy
depa ada masa kenduri belah laki je kot. belah pompuan nanti, soh bakal adik ipar hang tu jangan bawak depa mai sama. belah laki nanti, hang takyah pi kalau adik ipar hang nak kawan kawan dia mai kenduri. straight up hang gentle ngan adik ipar hang.
@twtsecretsmy
being a divorcee herself, mom prolly looking out for anon. making sure anon already have a proper degree and capable to live independently if mom's fear menjadi kenyataan. humor her anon.
I really really wish he'll be our next PM. Not because of his creds or impact to Malaysia or anything. Just because I hate watching disappointment. So heartbreaking. Like those turkish ice cream videos. Just give already!
Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim told Bloomberg, he expects to take over as Prime Minister around May next year. The 72-year old also dismissed reports that Economic Affairs Minister Datuk Seri Azmin Ali or Datuk Seri Mukhriz Mahathir will be considered for the role instead
But (thankfully), before the one on one. If I remember correctly, daughter tearfully called mom and dad. Mom and dad went ballistic and pull her out of SBP immediately. They're mad angry (yes, sometimes, parents getting angry against teachers are founded with good reason).