๐ช โข Tweets reflect only my personal views โข A non-practising intellectual โข I swear a lot โข ๐ฒ๐พ+๐ฟ๐ฆ โข I also do ENG-BM-ENG Translation: Just @ or DM
Doktor berhenti ramai-ramai menteri semua tak terkesan. Diorang ke London, Singapore, Jakarta untuk rawatan. Kalau locally, ke Prince Court. Tinggal kita terkontang-kanting tak cukup doktor kat hospital kerajaan. Sebab tu kena sokong tuntutan doktor ni. Untuk kebaikan kita juga.
Donโt use fabric softener.
- It coats your clothes with waxy layers and over time, preventing your clothes from absorbing detergent thoroughly, actually making your clothes less clean; bad especially when you wash towels.
- Most softeners are petroleum-based, ๐ฉfor environment.
Rokok haram kan? Kenapa kita tak suruh pasaraya letak rokok kat kaunter babi dalam non-halal section?
Sekelip mata je kita dapat kurangkan jumlah perokok sekurang-kurangnya 50% ๐
โBekas nelayanโ??? How about โperogol anak sendiriโ? He raped his own child. Are we supposed to sympathise with him for having to celebrate Hari Raya in prison? Is that the point of this article?
Banduan warga emas 22 tahun beraya dalam penjara
#BHnasional
Bekas nelayan reda menunggu tahun 2039 untuk dibebaskan selepas dijatuhi penjara 37 tahun kerana rogol anak
i-Sinar tengkorak kau. Mana rakyat nak korek tabung simpanan sendiri lagi sekali nak bantu diri sendiri? Yang dah korek i-Sinar 1.0 cukup2 makan sampai kering tu sekarang ni nak korek tang mana lagi untuk i-Sinar 2.0? Sungguh jenis otak letak kat lutut.
JPJ tak payah sibuk pasal kereta orang tinted gelap.
Korang pergi angkut Alphard, Vellfire yang lampu biru lip-lap, lip-lap atas highway tu dulu.
Tengok berani ke tak.
Tak kisah pun orang panggil dia, โLewis! Lewis!โ Tapi gelaran dia Sir Lewis Hamilton tau.
Takde dia melenting, โExcuse me, do you know who I am? Iโm a knight! Call me Sir!โ
Bayangkan kau kat London, terserempak dgn mana2 Datoโ, kau panggil nama dia, agak2 apa reaksi dia? ๐
Luar jangkaan kepala otak kau. Bodoh sangat ke tak boleh jangka lepas overwhelming responses from first round? I tell you, no one in this government is capable of thinking ahead. Especially when itโs for the peopleโs benefit. Bangang abadi.
Kerajaan bersedia untuk menambah baik kelemahan sistem pendaftaran vaksin Covid-19 selepas berlakunya permohonan slot vaksin di luar jangkaan dalam usaha capai imuniti kelompok sebelum hujung tahun ini.
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#QuoteSinar
#Vaksinasi
Saw Dr Amalina's tweet about her detractors and one comment in particular says, "She hasn't given birth why does she pretend she knows a lot about it?" Lol.
Ma'am, I wasn't fighting in Napoleon's Grande Armรฉe to know that he shouldn't have tried to invade Russia. Mangkuk.
Ahli Parlimen Muar, Syed Saddiq Syed Abdul Rahman tiba di pekarangan Bangunan Parlimen setelah berlari sejauh 200 kilometer (KM) iaitu dari Muar.
#malaysiagazette
I keep seeing tweets quoting this clip saying, โThis is why we need more young politicians.โ
WRONG.
We need people who have public service in their hearts, not public funds in their wallets. Young or old, thatโs the major problem we have right now.
Ahli Parlimen Muar, Syed Saddiq Syed Abdul Rahman merasakan ada subjek di IPT yang tidak relevan untuk diambil dan perlu diaudit semula.
#ICYMI
#DialogTigaPenjuru
Give your RM2 to kids. Give more duit raya to college students. Some people give RM50/100 to babies. Babies! What use would those annoying cunts have for those hundreds of ringgit you're giving them?
Orang yang complain pasal dia letak garam sepaket dengan gula bersudu-sudu tu, ada pengalaman goreng nasi satu kawah ke tak?
Aku takde isu dengan gula dan garam tu, cuma kenapa letak taugeh dalam nasi goreng? Manusia berakal takkan letak taugeh dalam nasi goreng.
Tersebarnya video, King of Kingdom of Morocco, Mohammed VI berjalan dlm keadaan Mabuk di Paris dan bodyguard2 sedang Cuba halang utuk merakam.
Ramai juga suka London. Patutla.
If you don't vote, don't complain.
If you choose BN because you can't stand DAP, don't complain when things are shitty.
If you choose PH and expect 60 yrs legacy and corruption to disappear in 22 months - kau bangang.
Alcohol isn't haram in Islam. What's haram is alcoholic beverages. In Malay, it's "minuman memabukkan." So, relax sis. Your perfume is fine. If you think it's still haram, I'll assume you're consuming your perfume wrongly. ๐คฃ
Orang tu pergi umrah pakai duit aku, duit kau, duit kita semua tau? Dengan bini dia pun kita belanja umrah sekali. Kalau kau taknak kutuk tu lantak kau lah. Janganlah complain bila orang lain kutuk. Nak husnuzon maybe dia pakai duit sendiri? Holiday pun dia tak bayar lah wei. ๐
DG Hisham tweeted about self-quarantine in Taiwan? Thatโs what you get when you have ample trust in government. Nothing will change here because the Mahiaddin regime is suffering from trust deficit due to the double standards in SOP enforcement. Itโs futile.
Tak sangka aku akan terkena dgn
@GrabMY
pukimak jugak. Driver tak bergerak macam sial. App kata 3 minit. Sampai 3 kali punya 3 minit tunggu pun tak sampai2. Aku cancel, letak reason โDriver is not movingโ, aku yang kena charge RM3 to compensate for driverโs time. Who will
'Bawa asid sulfurik dari Johor, simbah bekas rakan sebilik di Kelantan'
#BHkes
Penuntut universiti tak mengaku dua tuduhan, termasuk simbah asid hingga mangsa cedera parah
Dalam TV pun nak kena panggil YB, YB apa benda? Letโs normalise not calling our elected representatives YB. Itโs an honorific to be used among their peers dalam DUN atau Dewan Rakyat. Weโre not their peers. Weโre their employers.
His โmuatโ means tayar depan separuh luar kotak, and the pedestrian lane? What is even a pedestrian lane ๐
Tesla Cybertruck should be banned from Malaysian roads. No ifs, no buts.
โMuatโ acik kau.
Muat je rupanya Cybertruck parking dlm mall Malaysia. Masih ada ruang org nak bukak pintu cuma nak tap parking la susah sikit sbb LHD
Nanti kita bagi feedback full
Malays in 1946: We reject Malayan Union! We reject the white men's rule!
Malays in 2020: Here's a white man. He says good things about the government. We should believe him.
Hi
@SyedSaddiq
,
We did not vote for Muhyiddin to become PM. We did not vote for PPBM to ally with crooks and thieves of UMNO. We did not vote to have PAS as a part of the gov.
If you have balls and principles, you know what the right thing to do is.
AirAsia babi. Thatโs the summary.
Aku still tak puas hati pasal the restructuring. So unfair.
I hope Tony Fernandes ends up with a disease so rare, he had to go bankrupt to pay for the treatments and dies from that disease eventually.
Tak paham, kenapa nak pening fikir salah siapa? Kalau Melayu dapat burger babi walaupun dia tak bagitau penjual dia tak makan babi, salah siapa rasanya?
If you can assume all Malays tak makan babi, I think itโs good to assume all Indians tak makan beef unless told otherwise.
Customer India beli 6 burger ayam, dapat 1 burger beef for free from A&W.
Staff tak inform customer dapat free burger and masukkan dalam takeaway packaging. Balik rumah customer tak perasan and termakan burger beef tu.
Hindus kan tak makan beef. Skrg aku pening fikir salah siapa
Sedara-sedari, Mahiaddin keeps talking about RM380 billion 'spent' by the government to help the people in this pandemic. Bitch, moratoriums and EPF withdrawals were not government assistance.
If you're still searching for a reason not to vote for Perikatan Nasional in the next election, this should be it. This should be your deal-breaker. If you're fine with your government politicising the lives of your fellow citizens, I don't know what kind of a person you are.
Kena satu family 5 orang positif, nak kena test every other day, at least 3 test kits per person. Yg murah dah habis. Yang ada RM7 ke atas. At least perabih RM100-RM120 macam tu je.
The more pertinent question here is
WHY CANโT WE HAVE FREE TEST KITS LIKE OTHER COUNTRIES?!
Saya gesa & pohon Kerajaan untuk segera kurangkan harga kit ujian saringan COVID-19 ke sekitar RM5/unit.
Harga sekarang terlalu tinggi untuk ramai yang kena test hampir setiap hari.
Harini naik
@ktm_berhad
lol big mistake. Patut train sampai 8.05 pagi. Pastu dah 8.12am tak sampai2. Aku call customer service. Rasanya diorang saja letak recording yg konon heavy call traffic. Pastu dia bagi kau dengar lagu KTM Termaju kepala butoh apa entah. Sampai habis lagu.
Naik
#Grab
#Perodua
Bezza pagi ini. Ada urusan yg tidak selesai. Hidup perlu diteruskan walau banyak cabaran. Bak kata pepatah, jika takut dilambung ombak, jangan berumah di tepi pantai. Terpenting terus berusaha utk beri khidmat kpd
#rakyat
, tegakkan keadilan & lawan kezaliman.
Spoke to my cousin who is a first-time voter. I asked him dia pangkah siapa. He said Tok Mat, and added, no way heโs voting for DAP (PH).
I asked why.
He said heโs not going to let them abolish the Malaysโ special rights in the constitution. I just pity him.
49 years later, one is in hell while the other is cruising on cloud nine as one of the best airlines in the world.
To know how the two airlines that were born on the same day happened to end up with two diametrically opposite fates, just look at how their countries are governed.
Happy birthday,
@mas
and
@SingaporeAir
!
On this day in 1972, the now dissolved Malaysia-Singapore Airlines (MSA) flew as two new airline companies with their own distinctive identities.
Integrate vaccination data into MyKad lah. Apa susah? Rural people also, orang tua also, semua ada MyKad. K fine, kau nak tubuhkan task force, committee apa jadah. Semata-mata nak fancy, existing avenue ada, look into it first lah. MyKad is so, so under-utilised. Come on.
Tom Daley has contributed so much more to society, especially through his brain cancer advocacy (in memory of his father who succumbed to brain cancerous 2011 and the reason he knits) and his sporting successes, compared to whichever lowlife who wrote this piece of shit.
Mula-mula aku nak maki Anwar. Pastu aku tekan link. Tengok video betul-betul, baca isi dia.
Pastu aku putuskan untuk maki
@BuletinTV3
perangai macam sial buat headline rage-bait, sengaja nak timbulkan kemarahan orang ramai terhadap PMX.
Ni satu masalah yang Zaliha kena settle kan. Kutu parking kat KL ni. Terutamanya area Bukit Bintang.
Parking kat tepi jalan pun kena RM10-15, macam sial.
Mass bookings? Thatโs impossible. Youโd have to key in each personโs details one-by-one all the way to submission before you could register another person. Who are you trying to fool? Just tell us who ran the booking system and how much they were paid.
Sekumpulan Orang Asli baru menang saman RM32 juta sekali dengan 57 buah rumah pangsapuri. Orang Asli sampai bertungkus lumus naik turun mahkamah selama 11 tahun, yang beli kereta mewah pakai "duit sendiri" tak terfikir pun nak hulurkan apa-apa bantuan.
TANAH MERAH - Penduduk meredah banjir susulan hujan lebat sejak 4 hari lalu di Kampung Ulu Kusial merentasi laluan utama Tanah Merah-Jeli. - Foto NIK ABDULLAH NIK OMAR
Carbon tax, sustainability fee, etc are just fancy terms to pass the buck on the responsibilities towards the climate crisis to the consumers (mostly middle class) rather than the root of the problems, big corporations.
These big businesses will try every way possible, with the
1. AirAsia and AirAsia X will charge a sustainability fee in the airfares soon, exclusively for carbon offset projects, said Capital A CEO Tony Fernandes.
However, he did not reveal details on the sustainability fee in a letter to shareholders that was filed to Bursa Malaysia.
If you happen to frequent Tesco and you're seeking for a cheaper alternative than Farm Fresh, buy Tesco brand milk. It's the same milk. Farm Fresh produces and packs the same milk for Tesco under the latter's brand. Saves you 50 sen.
En Azmi dari Farm Fresh ni patut jadi contoh para penaja. Tak gila mic, tak gila naik stage, tak terkinja-kinja, tak de kontrovesi.
Bercakap bila slot dia tiba, tak rampas mic pengacara.
Kudos Farm Fresh.๐
Takpelah. Aku minum kopi bukan tengok agama tuan kedai kopi. Asal sedap dan mampu, jalanlah. Kalau kopi sedap, harga berpatutan, makanan sedap banyak pilihan, servis bagus, tak perlu pun guna ayat โkita bantu usahawan Muslimโ. Customer tetap akan datang.
A lot of people whom you think are lazy but still manage to get the job done are actually not lazy. They work at their own pace. Not everyone has to hustle at every task like you do. Respect that.
โI used to drink whisky a lot in those days.โ
โI used to provide scotch, brandy and champagne at my banquets. I like people to be happy.โ
- Tunku Abdul Rahman
(8 Feb 1903 - 6 Dec 1990)
A toast of your best scotch to our founding father, for his birthday! ๐ฅ
Rugi sebab kena bayar cuti bergaji atau double pay bagi yang bekerja hari Jumaat dan Isnin. Tu je dia nak komplen sebenarnya.
Bukan pasal jualan. Sebab orang tetap beli barang makanan lebih banyak waktu raya.
Pengarah Urusan Mydin Mohamed Holdings Bhd., Datuk Ameer Ali Mydin berkata pengumuman cuti khas oleh Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim di saat akhir telah menyebabkan banyak perniagaan menanggung kerugian.
#AWANInews
#AgendaAWANI
AN OPEN LETTER TO
@SyedSaddiq
.
1. Dear, Saddiq.
2. With all due respect which can be none.
3. Why are you threatening to withdraw your support for the government?
4. Why now?
5. Please donโt threaten.
6. I beg you.
7. I believe I speak for many Malaysians that we have
This doesnโt mean weโll forget about what happened yesterday,
@Khairykj
. We still want to know who ran the booking system. How much of taxpayersโ money were they paid to fail spectacularly? We still demand accountability. You donโt get to just move on from yesterdayโs mess.
"Kita telah membuat keputusan bahawa bekalan vaksin AstraZeneca yang akan diterima pada bulan-bulan yang akan datang tidak lagi akan dilaksanakan secara opt-in sebaliknya akan kembali dimasukkan ke dalam senarai vaksin arus perdana PICK." -
@Khairykj
Please, please, please, for the love of god, please let us work together to end Wan Fayhsalโs political career in GE15.
I beg you all. We have suffered enough.
My sister sent her cat for shaving and vaccination to the vet. The cat does not like strangers. So the vet had to put the cat under. Now the cat wouldnโt wake up. The vetโs reaction was like, โSorry. He probably had a heart attack.โ Now what? ๐คฌ๐ข
Let's kick Tajuddin Abdul Rahman (and others like him: Abdul Azeez, etc) out of office come GE15. We don't need hecklers in the Parliament. We need people who can work and get the job done. Hecklers like Tajuddin only serves to derail the people's agenda.
#ParlimenMalaysia