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@sxbz___

10 months

Will never forget this night, United’s 2-1 against Barca, Old Trafford was absolutely rocking 😮‍💨🔥

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Favourite United moments of 2023?

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@sxbz___

4 months

@UtdEIIis I think we need to rethink about this statement Ellis…

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@sxbz___

7 months

Anyone having paratha for sehri is actually built different 💀💀

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@sxbz___

11 months

‘Maguire’s the obvious threat’ lmao that’s how you know our team is FINISHEDDDD

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@sxbz___

1 year

Chatting shit about the finals when your team didn't make it past the 4th round 🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely shameless

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@sadiafarooq7861

1 year

@rohail_jillani Imagine losing fa cup final embarrassing

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@sxbz___

5 months

天蝎座

@UtdEIIis

5 months

You’ve got to be a seriously sick individual if you’re enjoying seeing Arsenal’s title aspirations end on the last day of the season.

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@sxbz___

2 months

Cheers @ManUtd , Bank Holiday Weekend ruined 🫵🏽👏🏽

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@sxbz___

1 year

@RIZLAA1994 Absolute nonsense mate, didn’t see you run across the pitch to rip the armbands off players who were ‘standing in solidarity with Ukraine’? Bringing ‘politics into football’ wasn’t a problem then was it?

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@sxbz___

1 month

United are so cheekyyy sending membership renewal reminder texts as soon as we won 7-0 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@sxbz___

5 years

YESSSSSS AJ #RuizJoshua2

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@sxbz___

7 months

Locked out my house, sleeping in my car tonight will be fun 🥲

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@sxbz___

2 months

FPL prices are actually ridiculous this season 😭😭😭😭

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@sxbz___

1 month

Wtf just won my second giveaway this week 😭😭 need to enter a giveaway for a BMW 5 series next 🤣🤣🤣

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@sxbz___

10 days

Time for United to depress me for the weekend 🥲

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@sxbz___

3 months

Adidas really delivered with United’s new away kit this season 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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@sxbz___

4 months

@UtdEIIis Real steak eaters know that medium rare is the only way to have steak >>

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@sxbz___

1 month

That was a beautiful hate watch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@sxbz___

5 months

THUNDERING IN JUNEEEE 😭😭😭 get me outta this country already 😪😪

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@sxbz___

2 months

My whole camera roll is just full of FPL drafts 🤣🤣🤣

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@sxbz___

1 year

@RIZLAA1994 My point still stands. I don’t see any uproar on your page about players and clubs supporting the situation in Ukraine? So why have you got something to say now?

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@sxbz___

2 years

‘… has notifications silenced’ 🤝 me clicking notify anyway

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@sxbz___

1 month

How have we not finished any of these chances??? 😭😭😭😭

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@sxbz___

23 days

Days already ruined knowing United are about to get battered by Villa cba 🥲

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@sxbz___

1 year

Ain’t nothing that could have prepared me for that transition wtf 😭😭

𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖞🎴| #KeepEyeOnSudan

@shvhd_a98

1 year

Enough internet for today

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@sxbz___

1 year

Hate how they take the cameras off the pitch whenever there’s a pitch invader 💀 I’m trying to see the drama

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@sxbz___

1 month

Ffs what’s this rock n roll bakwaas, bring on the main event 😭😭

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@sxbz___

2 months

ZIRKZEEEEEEEEEEEE IN HIS DEBUT COME ONNNNN 🇾🇪❤️

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@sxbz___

1 year

How to tell the tl you have poor money management

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1 year

£120k is not “my wife can stop working” money. Not in the economy, can we be so foreal

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@sxbz___

1 month

Arteta took Saka off before we could even see him limp

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@sxbz___

2 years

Time to find her a rishta 🤣⛄️

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@sxbz___

7 months

Thought Shaytan was locked up for Ramadan but we got Billy shota out here doing overtime 💤🥱 P.s. Thanks for the concern akh, Inshallah one day I’ll wear the hijab

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7 months

@sxbz___ Ur face built like a paratha and dal sit down girl and cover ur hair

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@sxbz___

3 months

10/10 😍🤤 & perfect for this weather 🫶🏽

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@sxbz___

2 months

Feels so weird not having United ruin your mood for once 🤣🤣

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@sxbz___

1 month

Disappointing result, we should have won that 😔

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@sxbz___

20 days

As if they’re gonna try steal tactics from him dkm 😂😂😂😭😭

Transfer News Live

@DeadlineDayLive

20 days

🚨 Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has had a giant £200,000 wall built at Carrington to keep his team's training sessions a secret. (Source: @SunSport )

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@sxbz___

6 years

Meanwhile it takes my friends 374728 years to decide where to go for lunch

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@mdasamad_

7 years

We literally just planned this 20 minutes ago🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫

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@sxbz___

3 months

@UtdEIIis The way I audibly SCREAMED LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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@sxbz___

2 years

COME ON YOU REDS!!! 🔴🔴🔴🔴

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@sxbz___

4 months

SUN’S OUT AGAIN 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I already know todays gonna be a good day

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@sxbz___

3 months

@UtdEIIis Easily, done it already

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@sxbz___

4 years

You won, Smyths. Enjoy the PS5s, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Smyths. You ruined my night completely. #PS5 #ps5restock

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@sxbz___

3 months

Gives me the ick when someone’s sat proper close to their steering wheel 😭😭😭😭

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@sxbz___

2 years

Reminds me of the time my bro interrupted my Teams call to ask if I wanted roti for dinner 😭

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@mahrukhx_

2 years

working from home in an Asian household is a myth

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@sxbz___

4 months

The way he shuffled back into the camera frame is killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@StokeyyG2

4 months

Niko holding an L behind Rishi Sunak’s on his departing Prime Minister speech 😭😭😭

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@sxbz___

3 months

Sunny days out in Central London >>> 🥰☀️

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@sxbz___

21 days

Please just focus on learning to how to kick a ball first ffs

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@DeadlineDayLive

22 days

🚨 Manchester United have been approached by Netflix, Amazon and Disney+ to make a behind-the-scenes documentary following the club’s planned revival under Sir Jim Ratcliffe. (Source: @MattHughesMedia ) Would you like to see that documentary?

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@sxbz___

7 months

Hope everyone remembered to have achar with their parathas at sehri today 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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@sxbz___

2 months

So gassed I just won an Instagram giveaway 🤣🤣🤣

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@sxbz___

8 months

Haven’t stopped smiling today man 🥲 can’t remember the last time I felt happiness like this 😭

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@sxbz___

11 months

Rashford’s season starts now 🫡 Hat-trick pending tomorrow

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11 months

Marcus Rashford spotted with ex-fiancee Lucia Loi after 'booking out entire restaurant'

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@sxbz___

4 months

United need to sign Diogo Costa IMMEDIATELY

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@sxbz___

6 months

LET’S ALL LAUGH AT ASSNAL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@sxbz___

2 months

Fuminggg, mega mega fucking fuming

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@sxbz___

1 month

Waited all night just to see AJ crumble in the first round ffs

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@sxbz___

11 days

Wedding szn is backkk 💃🏽🫶🏽

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@sxbz___

1 year

He’s born to playyy in red and white 🔴⚪️

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@sxbz___

4 years

Scenes after the UFC tonight #UFC257

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@sxbz___

1 year

‘You free for a quick chat?’ 😭

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1 year

Horrible office phrases? I’ll start: ‘Touch base’

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@sxbz___

4 months

@UtdEIIis You & I both know why

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@sxbz___

4 months

Tried driving a manual for the first time in 6 years and safe to say I won’t be trying that again anytime soon 😭

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@sxbz___

5 years

Ruiz preparing for tonight #RuizJoshua2

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@sxbz___

7 months

Why did they put two good fixtures on at the same time? 😭😭😭

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@sxbz___

2 years

Another day of waking up and questioning why I stayed up until 3am last night 😩

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@sxbz___

1 year

Mood

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@sxbz___

1 year

@G_______G_____5 I’m sure they’re absolutely shitting themselves 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 btw you’re a couple months late, the game happened in august

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@sxbz___

10 months

We’ve seen it all, we’ve won the lot, we’re Man United and we’re never gonna stop 🇾🇪🎶

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@sxbz___

10 days

I’ve honestly seen enough, sub them on 🐐

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OMFG 👀🥺❤️

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@sxbz___

7 months

United really missed out on Kudus man 😭

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@sxbz___

5 months

Idk if it’s more painful to watch Pakistan or United play 😭😭😭

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@sxbz___

1 year

VIVA GARNACHOOOOOOO 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

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@sxbz___

1 year

@Top_Spud_ @HazLFC97 You need to educate yourself. It’s not a battle, it’s genocide.

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@sxbz___

5 months

HALAAA MADRID!!! 🤍🇪🇸 An unforgettable night at Wembley 🏟️🏆

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@sxbz___

2 years

Incredible atmosphere at Old Trafford! 🔥 A night to never forget 🔴❤️

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@sxbz___

8 months

The best thing about yday is knowing those Liverpool fans turned up to OT thinking they were guaranteed the win 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@sxbz___

4 months

Not a City player costing Switzerland their place in the semis 🤭🤭🤭🤭

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@sxbz___

6 months

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

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@sxbz___

5 months

CHAK DE PATTEHHH Pakistan I never doubted you 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

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@sxbz___

1 year

Mohammed Hijab is absolutely finishing Piers Morgan and I’m totally here for it 👏👏

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@sxbz___

1 year

SANCHOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥

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@sxbz___

26 days

Surely Ten Hag needs to do the right thing and resign immediately

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@sxbz___

2 years

COME ON UNITED 🔴❤️

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@sxbz___

1 year

Throw us into the championship, I’m not trying to watch this shit anymore 😭😭

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@sxbz___

1 month

Can’t believe people are paying over 1k to see Oasis cos what is this shit???

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@sxbz___

4 months

Where has the sun disappeared to now ffs 😫

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@sxbz___

1 year

For the love of God, why do people not shower before getting on the tube 😭😭😭 got me commuting with tears in my eyes ffs

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@sxbz___

5 months

VIVAAA GARNACHOOOOO 🇾🇪✨🇾🇪✨🇾🇪

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@sxbz___

1 year

Clearly can’t be that scared for your life if you’re up to date with the latest TikTok trends wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@CensoredMen

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🇮🇱 Her Israeli accent is so strong, she definitely was born and raised there.

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@sxbz___

1 year

West Ham have won more European trophies than Arsenal btw 😌😌😌

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20 days

Why’s my mum offering me chocolate as I’m using the treadmill 😭😭😭😭

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1 month

How’s she just said Ugarte’s making his second premier league start tonight? 💀

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@sxbz___

6 years

Looool imagine trekking to Manchester to see them draw 😭😭😭 #KSIvLogan

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@sxbz___

3 months

He’s orchestrated absolute chaos in the UK whilst hiding abroad and now he’s shook because people are hunting him down 🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a twat

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@TRobinsonNewEra

3 months

They have used this platform to dox where I currently am which has endangered my children @elonmusk .

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@sxbz___

3 months

I miss being on holiday and having fresh grapefruit and mocktails by the pool 🥲😭

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@sxbz___

4 months

Really hope @LeanneMohamad wins the Ilford North seat 🤲🤲

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7 months

I actually give up with this team 😔😔

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@sxbz___

6 months

I genuinely feel sorry for Coventry, we absolutely robbed them 😭😭😭😭

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@sxbz___

6 months

Been hate watching and laughing all week, United literally cannot let us down today 😩

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@sxbz___

11 months

Bengali what???? 😭😭💀💀

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11 months

Pakistani pancakes + Bengali Dudu spaghetti, unbeatable winter brekky

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@sxbz___

6 months

Liverpool fans were talking about the quadruple LOOOOOOL 😂😂😂😂

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2 months

Eldest Child 🤝🏽 Being the family Uber driver

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