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Joined October 2022
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If this lot moved in next to you, you'd move out. Every single one of you, no matter how woke you are. So stop calling people racist for not wanting to live with them
@jomickane
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Apparantly the yorkshire police are b @stards 😬
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Captain and vice captain both coming off through tiredness. No leadership on the pitch. John Terry only came off unconscious, same for Azpilucueta Cahill and Luiz did 120 minutes in Munich with barely two legs between them. We're soft
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Not all FA Cup final handballs are the same
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If you were taken to Stamford Bridge as a child by a parent or older brother etc. You get it. If you weren't, you don't. You may love Chelsea But you'll never have the emotional attachment
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@G_______G_____5
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If you're wondering how fucked up this world is. Today the people honouring soldiers that died fighting Nazis will be called far right Nazis. By people on a march chanting death to Jews
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I didn't want to leave Chelsea. Shut up snake Mason Mount is the biggest rat in the history of Chelsea FC FUCK OFF
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The BBC never sacked Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris or Hugh Edwards. What the fuck did Jermaine Jenas do? Rivalries aside, I hope he ends up homeless
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Every Chelsea fan that was in the Santiago Bernabeu when Marcos Alonso put us 3-0 up will tell you this. Var has ruined football. We live for that moment. Goal goes in, quick glance at the linesman and you can then go crazy. VAR KILLED THAT
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Mason Mount got offered a bloody good contract after Porto. When his career peaked. He didn't He thought he was going to push on, a lot of us did too. Here we are, 3 years later. He's dogshit and his Dad's a fat cunt
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We've spent a billion pound and the highlight of the season was the Leeds fan falling out of the top tier of the Shed
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Sell the terrorist supporter
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@cfc025 But the people calling everyone racist for not wanting to live with scumbags are all sitting in million pound plus ivory towers in Islington
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Leeds would have taken more. But come home with two less
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@G_______G_____5
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We need this for Mase and Fat Tony. @cfc_northstand @onlyapound @WeAre_TheShed
@HLTCO
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Geir Bakke left Lillestrøm to take over at Vålerenga in July, yesterday he returned to his old ground with his new club and was greeted by this. Bonkers.
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And don't get me started on Tosser or whatever he's called. Free transfer from Fulham Chalobah is better than all of them
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It's only promoting a film during training and a match It's only Sadiq Khan writing in the program Its only freed from desire It's our fucking club No ones asking you to bring back bovril and knees up mother brown But Cmon
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If you're not buzzing for the Conference league Simple answer Stay in bed and don't turn on your TV The real fans, the ones that matter We'll be there Visas, connecting flights and trains We love it
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We love Tuchel, we love bugle, he knocked Arsenal out of the Champions League
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@G_______G_____5
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There's is a lot Tottenham can take out of the game. 2 of their best players injured. 2 suspensions Unbeaten run gone Walloped at home by your most hated rivals. Who are managed by your best ever manager That's a lot from one game
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@SkyNews No mention of race or religion and we all know why
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@Jaycfc1905 Immigration is great when you're eating sushi and getting Quinoa from whole food. Bit different when you get a platoon shoplifters move in next door, keeping chickens in their back garden, shitting in your front garden and raping your dog
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@afcfttom @chessyyyyyyyyy There was. Both times
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Can't believe someone made this. Disgusting. Too far Roy is a club legend and deserves better
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@G_______G_____5
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I hope it was Fat Tony in that Amsterdam booth. And Mase on the other side
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Queensbury circle Told you they'd be madness
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@SkyNews This needs to hurry up if Arsenal are still top in March
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For nearly 20 years they prayed that Roman Abramovich would get bored. He didn't. So they illegally sanctioned an Israeli citizen over something Russia. How they cheered. Well suck it up Arsenal, and enjoy your day in the sun. Chelsea ain't back. We never left.
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Imagine the state of Camilla's minge after being fingered by these.
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My whole life the FA have done this. 40 years ago they should have given the job to Brian Clough. And nothing has changed. Except Euro 96 and they couldn't wait to get rid of Terry Venables
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When John Terry called Anton Ferdinand a B..... Cunt. Every Chelsea player backed him. They all knew he said it. But the likes of Didier Drogba and Mikel backed their captain and Ashley Cole went into bat for him. Compare that to Fofana Bin
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Wesley Fofana will never play for Chelsea again. Fair enough to have a problem with what Enzo said. But to put it all over social media and make it worse. He can fuck off, take his wheelchair and go sit in some other clubs treatment room. Waste man
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@KnowledgeInBall Chilwell did go to London Fashion week
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Glad he's gone. My biggest disappointment with Mason Mount was that he never got to the level I thought he would. Thought he'd be our Beckham. Turned into Dele Alli with a Dad
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There's a lot to unpick here
@fathz216
Fathz
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Forest (A)🔜 🚝Up the Chels💙🔵
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Casimero the greatest midfielder in the history of midfield got out played by over the hill Henderson, One legged Fabano and a make a wish kid
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@SkyNews I smell a bank holiday
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Thankfully, supporting England will be the closest most of us will come to experiencing the crushing pain and disappointment of being a Tottenham fan
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Show me a bigger upgrade. I'll wait
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If all you foreign Chelsea fans are so committed. Move here illegally like Terry Tomato and go to all the games. If he can do it, so can you
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@G_______G_____5
GG5
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You know what Even if we win nothing this season. We have that. We didn't have one of them last season
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Look like Roman Abramovich played a part in the prisoner exchange between Russia and USA/UK. He's done more for this country than any politician
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@G_______G_____5
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I doubt she even noticed
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The FA and PGMOL will do everything in their power to give Klopp the fairytale ending
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Remember only paedophiles say "I always support the English teams in Europe"
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The more I think about it, the angrier I get. Liverpool was a give me today. They had nothing and then bought on children. They were stretched at the back going into extra time and we played for penalties
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There's a right way of doing things and there's a wrong way. How Chelsea are treating Sterling, Chalobah, Gallagher, Kepa etc is wrong. Clearlake are asset stripping shitcunts. And anyone tweeting in support of these owners is on the payroll.
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Romelu Lukaku is the only Chelsea player in history that wouldn't be hated any more if he joined Tottenham
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@jamalthetenth No mention of race or religion and we all know why
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Here's how they'll play it. Stamford Bridge will be impossible to develop to the standard we need. The Septic will promise us the super stadium of all super stadium. In return for the pitch. They then get their hands on some of the most expensive land in the country
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Oh one more thing. If you're a podcaster, journalist, vlogger, fan TV or onlyfans girl. You are using Chelsea FC to raise your profile Nothing wrong with that. But don't tell real supporters how to support this club. You ain't one It's your job
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People need to show respect for M&S. The food is way better It's not dearer Fruit doesn't go off the next day. And let me tell you this for nothing. I've never seen anyone shopping in M&S in their pyjamas
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@charb009 Even with massive holes in their socks
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If Kepa goes anywhere and Lukaku goes to Tottenham before Sunday. I'll kiss Cath
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@G_______G_____5
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I'm going Tottenham away. If I see one You'll be dealt with
@UTDPatron
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Manchester United 🇵🇸 #FreePalaestine
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There is no one playing football right now that comes close to this. It's a press, scans, field tilts and xG. They've killed the beautiful game
@BSTComps
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Eden Hazard - 2013/14
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I reckon that Chelsea fan accountability account is a certain out of work journalist. You know, the one that got banned from Stamford Bridge for making up stories
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Nothing says loser like playing for penalties against a bunch of 15 years olds
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Came all the way from Gaza to see this shit
@Sirshargi
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لا حول ولا قوووة الا بالله العلي العظييييم💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 وش ذااا الحظ اللي معي تكفوون💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Today was what I imagine following England away would be like. Like. Not being a snob I'm not expecting everyone one in designer clobber. But... Have a fucking wash and put om some clean clothes We're Chelsea ffs
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If you don't give a fuck about the Oasis reunion or going to see them. Make sure you let everyone know on social media.
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I thought Cath was in America
@AnthonyCumia
Anthony Cumia
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The 2024 Ozempics
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He put up some fight. RIP Josh
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Since the takeover. Tell me one thing these owners have done that's made you think, these guys know what they're doing. Most impressive thing I've seen is the Chelsea Football Club on the top of the East Stand
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Come on United. I'm with Jude on this. Hope his plane crashes
@Sirshargi
Shargi
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الحمدلله الحمدلله الف الف الف مبرووووووك لكل جمهوووور فخرررر لندن ثلاث نقاااااط عظييييمة ومهمة جداً اللهم لك الحمد💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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You cannot defend Pochettino when Jurgen Klopp was playing his second choice midfield. His first choice midfield was playing for Chelsea last night. That's the difference a great manager makes
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Pochettino joining Chelsea is pissing off all the right people. Decent manager, fights for his club, plays good football. All the divs that wanted Luis Enrique, don't worry he'll still be available in a year. No one wants him Elite coach my hole
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Mizzy's address all over Twitter. He'll end up in a Travel lodge next door to Matty. Doing Tik Tok duets of Buffalo Soldier
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@FootyFansChants
Football Chants
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Football fans are wild 🤣
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@Awaydays23 I'm sure Newcastle fans will boycott it, like they boycotted every away game for the 20 years before the takeover Always travel in numbers my hole
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It's always the middle class lot in our fanbase that weren't taken by parents. Then become podcaster and tell everyone how to support a club they adopted in their 30's Cultural appropriation All want to educate you on racism Have zero black friends
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@G_______G_____5
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Disappointing night for Mase last night. Got to feel for him. Let's all wish him well. We can all hold hands and hum Kum Ba Yah when he scored against us. Fuck him Hope Fat Tony loses his legs to diabetes
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We've got more Onlyfans girls than points
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@G_______G_____5
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That could make a great cod map
@ashoswai
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This is not Hiroshima 1945, this is Gaza 2023.
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I think the way Chelsea handled the leaving announcements of Azpilucueta and Loftus Cheek, compared to Mason Mount. Tells you everything you need to know about Rat boy. He gave up Ran his contract down Left because he wanted to. If you believe differently, you an idiot
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The man that shagged his daughters mate while his wife had cancer is now the moral guardian
@richardajkeys
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I’m a long time resident of Qatar by choice. It’s a magnificent little country always growing learning & changing. The most enlightened in the region. Please ask Klopp & Henderson how they justify this after their previous ill-informed criticisms pre WC?
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Mason Mount getting subbed early at Brighton so he can enjoy the rest of the weekend down there with the boys
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There's a lot to unpick here
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See this Arsenal fans. No one counts charity shield except you
@bittertwats
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Nothing comes close
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@bennetts_
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What is the greatest shoe of all time?
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@Jayla1905 Was literally about to stab someone and then I saw that kit. Stopped me in my tracks
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I hope tomorrow is absolute carnage. Everything Guardian readers hate Barry calling on Henry's at 10am. St George's crosses Swinging jaws Birds fighting Blokes pissing themselves by 7pm Drunk Pedestrians getting run over AND MOST OF ALL ENGLAND WINNING
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Mass murderer Matt Hancock in the final of I'm a Celebrity is proof that Stockholm Syndrome is real
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And as for those two south American tossers in midfield Essien and Ramires would dominate them without breaking sweat
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This XL Bullly thing isn't new. Growing up it was Alsations The Rottweilers were Devil Dogs Then Pitbulls. The breeds of dogs changed The type of owners didn't This is the problem Not the dogs
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Congratulations to Jorginho, on getting Arsenal to 2nd place in only 3 games. Long live the Regista
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You don't sell Conor Gallagher to Tottenham. End of discussion
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@SkyNews The owners
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@jeffy_vibes @CFCAccountable @CFCPys @onlyapound If you've never been to Stamford Bridge, you have no business talking about the rebuild or where the ground should be. Just as I have no business telling you where to put your TV or in what room
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Shame it wasn't paint
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@G_______G_____5
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Really jealous of the Brighton fans getting to enjoy Marseille today. Don't listen to the clubs advise. Marseille is a wonderful welcoming place, rich in diversity. Enjoy
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You've got to be a next level scum bag to be looking to cheat on your girlfriend if she's just had your kid
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Listening to D Day survivors is so inspiring. 18 years of age and running at machine guns. Now we've filled the country with cunts that wish Hitler had won.
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Spoiler Alert I couldn't give a fuck about Mason Mount's mental health
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If this geezer is a spark from Kent he'll be unemployed for about 97 seconds. And will probably end up getting a better job with more pay
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If you're an overseas Chelsea fan that never goes. You have no business commenting on ground location, ticketing, divs in dugouts etc etc etc. Just as we have no business telling you what TV to buy or what room to put it in. For you it's a TV show For us, it's our life
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Should be Cath Little Pete Hugo The Druces Astrid Wett
@JacobsBen
Ben Jacobs
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Chelsea launch a new Fan Advisory Board as part of a pledge to be “pioneers of fan engagement”. The brilliant @Dannythefink will have strategic oversight with FAB made up of six fans who will meet at least three times a year to discuss “the club’s strategic vision & objectives”.
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@G_______G_____5
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Club wanted to sell him He refused. Worked harder Didn't cry about the abuse he got on social media. Now captain Be more Conor Gallagher
@Gemma_Manns
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😭it turns out Conor is the medicine required to lift me up & make me smile. As well as that reminder required this nightmare will end & it’s all about rest and recovery until I am me again. Thank you Conor & thank you to the powers that made this happen, so much love! #UTC 💙
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Basically two years since we were 3-0 up in the Bernabeu Life comes at you fast
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Enzo Fernandez. Best signing since Kante. Watching him makes you realise just how bang average our midfield has been for years. N'Golo killed himself to give those bums careers
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