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11 months

Yh Kehlani went off

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5 years

That one summer where everyone played Pokemon GO banged differently

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7 years

We literally just planned this 20 minutes ago🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫

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4 years

😭😂😂😂Muslim edition uno

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6 years

Nvm she has a man

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6 years

The Birmingham accent isn't even that bad uno

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10 months

Attended a friends wedding today and instead of favours we received this card. May Allah reward them and accept such a gracious gesture from them. ❤️🇵🇸

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7 years

"Speak properly" First of all, I'm from Birmingham

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5 years

Idk why some of you act like reading a tube map is hard uno, it literally tells u where to switch for what line

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3 years

The grand ultimate finale at the end with the rest of the bucket>>>>>>>

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3 years

If you've never had to shower like this we'll never truly understand each other

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5 years

Canary Wharf vs the rest of Tower Hamlets

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6 years

This is how people at my uni save rooms to work in💀

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6 years

I'm sorry but LOOOOOOOOL

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6 years

How long is too long to let someone call you the wrong name at work? 😅

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5 years

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1 year

Streets won’t forget having iftar at 9 and going to taraweeh at 10😭😭

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1 year

Iftaars at half 6 this Ramadan

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6 years

If your gcses are in numbers and not letters unfollow me pls

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5 years

The 'funny' friend at motives vs when they get home

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5 years

We literally planned this 20 minutes ago🇵🇹🤣🛫

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2 years

That feeling when you know your duas been answered>>>>>

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your dad wears a seatbelt on the toilet

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6 years

Who remembers the Hitler reacts videos after every A level exam that was peak meme culture

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5 years

"Oi look but don't make it bait"

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3 years

Spider-Man 10/10 oh my DAYS the audience reactions alone worth it

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7 years

Mum said pass me the spice so I threw myself at her

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7 years

After throwing samosas in oil

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9 years

Who knows maybe I'll get hit by a bus tomorrow morning

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4 years

GUYS. I JUST GOT MY FIRST EVER PUBLICATION WHAAAAAAAT ALHAMDULILLAH

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5 years

THREAD: How I got into Medicine, the long way round😂🤧

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4 years

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raajioon. Please make dua for my dear friends brother who passed away in a car crash last night. An FY2 Doctor with the world at his feet, he was an inspiration to many. May Allah have mercy on him and grant him the highest ranks in Jannah, Ameen

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4 years

Rolls Royce of restaurants in one of the most deprived areas in the UK LOOOOOOOOOL DKM

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7 years

Day 1

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5 years

3 years late but WE MADE IT BOIS🎉 Dr Samad soon INSHALLAH

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5 years

1 wudhu szn is almost upon us

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your mum sits on the tv and watches the sofa

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5 years

So my uni flooded today

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7 years

Day 2

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4 years

Self isolating but she hasn’t replied to you all day?

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5 years

Getting an education doesn’t make you entitled enough to shit on other people’s life choices btw

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4 years

We were left w no choice but to pray outside on the pavement so that we wouldn’t be late to lessons

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6 years

"Suck your mum" is such an eloquent expression ngl, you can literally use it on anyone at any time

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2 years

If you’re reading this, please keep my mum in your duas🙏🏼💙

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your mum is your mcm

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7 years

Primary school when the teacher would wait for the class to quiet down

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7 years

Day 3

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7 years

Mohammed Khan - UKIP???????? This is why no one rates Birmingham

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7 years

Hodge Hill: LAB hold #GE2017 . Full results:

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5 years

Did u run out of oil

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7 years

Day 2 (cont)

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2 years

Who lied and said it was hoodie season bruv I’m BOILING

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5 years

Had me walking down canalside at night tryna catch Magikarp without a care in the world

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6 years

Start at 8am 1 hour work - 15 min break x3 1 hour break after each block Repeat 3x a day to finish at 8:30pm From 9:30pm to 11pm read through everything you've done during the day 6 days a week, keep one day a week (preferably saturday) free to relax

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5 years

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raajioon The young brother that was stabbed in St Pauls Way (East London) on Sunday has passed away. Please keep him and his family in your duas. May Allah grant him the highest station in Jannah.

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5 years

@KFC_UKI

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7 years

After doing the bare minimum:

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6 years

Forget the diary of a bad man vid, this is the new Eid Mubarak video😂😂

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6 years

"NO DMs"

non aesthetic things

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6 years

@__zaaaara Paleokastritsa in Corfu, Greece

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5 years

Dfkm

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6 years

Ok Cheryl Cole

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5 years

Me telling other people they're gonna be okay when my own life's a shambles🤝🏼

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7 years

*stomach rumbles* Am i meanta listen to you? Am i meanta cry about it? NooOOOoooOOo

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1 year

Bro watched it on a PSP

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1 year

Odeon leicester square count ur fucking days

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7 years

OBVS HAD TO TWEET THIS

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7 years

Stop men from entering the sisters side at weddings

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6 years

So this is what kemon acho twitter is up to hmm

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3 years

ALHAMDULILLAH passed my 2nd year of medical school and the last of my pre-clinical training years😭❤️ Onto 3rd year we go and let the placement years begin!🥳

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3 years

Saw my first death today and I’m still kind of shaken ngl. The way doctors have to compartmentalise their grief is such a crazy thing I never even considered I’d have to do, my SHO sat with me for a bit afterwards to explain the balance of emotional investment at work & at home..

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your mum takes pics with ur child benefit money and captions it '£R'

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6 years

Ur gut feeling about someone is always right lmaoooooo

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your mum does shisha with your bodna

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your dad wears a longi with huaraches dont @ me

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7 years

Always taking them for pomegranate

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your mum wears blue inc jeans to weddings

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6 years

Just clocked it cuts off after day 3 looool here's the rest of it:

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7 years

She's making sure her hair doesn't cover her ears to help her listen to his problems, goals

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your mum goes trappin in her saree

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5 years

ALHAMDULILLAH😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤

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6 years

Banging on the toilet door won't make me shit faster

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7 years

I swear 2012 was 3 days ago

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7 years

Ur mcm didn't fast bc exams and still flopped

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5 years

The time was 2:1 👏🏼 #DegreeFaash 🎓

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4 years

A lot of these Bengali influencers you lot have given platforms to are being outed finally for having 0 substance and I’m here for it

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5 years

MAD

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your boys ask your mum to power league before you

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4 years

this is so funny I cant. they literally gave him wells filled with dye and said have fun m8 LOOOOOOOOOOO

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4 years

Can somebody please explain to me what it is exactly the pillock is supposed to be doing?

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2 years

Five years ago, I was a second year uni student on work experience with no real idea or hope if I’d ever get into medicine - Today on that same exact ward I finished half of my 4th Year of medical school❤️ Alhamdulillah

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6 years

How do you get a Bengali girl to do something for you? You Begum

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6 years

Some of you weren't on twitter till a few months ago and it really shows🤢

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 rah is your trim that quiet

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2 years

“Good afternoon my name is Mohammed Samad and I’m one of the FOURTH YEAR medical students here at the hospital” PASSED MY THIRD YEAR EXAMS ALHAMDULILLAH 😭❤️

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2 years

ALHAMDULILLAH ALHAMDULILLAH ALHAMDULILLAH

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1 year

One of the most unique things I’ve ever seen people have at a wedding! Live illustrations is such a sick idea for memories @vividbymaryam

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your dad left you in 2015

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9 years

@aklakrahman97 your mum is a jinn bruv

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4 years

Ashen boshen Twitter at it again

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4 years

Omfggggg this is such factsss, you sylhetis be on some other shit 😭

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1 year

ALHAMDULILLAH YOUR BOY IS A FINAL YEAR MEDICAL STUDENT😭😭😭😭💙💙💙

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4 years

No one: Live appeal muftis: AFNARA TV BOLYUM KHOMAWKWA PLEZ

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6 years

5,997 words, 40 references, 37 pages, 12 figures, 5 tables, countless hours of laboratory work and writing culminating in 1 (finally) completed dissertation! #DissoDone