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@swugisha

12 days

Ukikua actively job hunting unarefresh Gmail every 2 minutes 😑

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7 months

@kaijasamone The worst part is everyone pointing it out

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4 years

@rhodaakua_ @YOSEOMO i think this one of those "you had to be there" moments 😂

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10 months

That stage in tech where you are just applying for jobs <

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7 months

People out here are really geniuses. Unafanya med na tech??😂

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2 years

@mwania_josphat @Malela__ You had the option to keep scrolling

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5 years

@jack_kirby96 @ellehcyan__ They don't make them like that no more😔

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28 days

@MkenyaMzi Sasa watu wakona guns na training wanataka sisi tuwarescue??

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6 months

I get nervous when I sit next to pretty girls 🥲😂

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10 days

@thisafricangirl I don't think uhuru is a victim in any capacity to be honest

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2 years

@DJ_Kamba @kluuvv Monalisa and African bad girl too😍

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11 days

@satirenoob @thehaalag Then you're not empathetic. Smh

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5 months

@rutt0w Window. If no window seat available, sit next to the most attractive person

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@swugisha

3 months

Still hard after rounds💀

OLONI BABY 💋

@Oloni

3 months

What’s a sex act a guy does that lets you know this one is a hoe???

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6 months

I need something good to happen to me jameni🥲

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3 months

Mombasa Road,, mlolongo,, cars are being turned back #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@swugisha

2 years

@odogwitdapump @fyeclip Not courage 😭😭😂😂😂😂😭

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@swugisha

23 days

Mtu anifunze how to make such backgrounds ,, the way he's done darkblue and lightgreen

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24 days

Hii design ni kali, kunakuanga na kitu kama senior designer?😂

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@swugisha

2 months

Propaganda ya huko wozzap inasema kdf inawapatia hint kuenda statehouse #RutoMustGo

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@swugisha

6 months

Artists releasing music in 2024: 1.Kehlani 2.Partynextdoor 3.Future and Metro boomin As in😭♥️♥️

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7 months

@mrfarehnheit You wake up early and make time to do drugs

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@swugisha

7 months

Deleted this app to focus only to come back 8 hours later🥲😂

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2 years

@_oduk There's so many places you could've been this morning but you decided to be in womens' business.

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@swugisha

1 month

So jealous of people with woke parents 🥺

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@mayaamolo

1 month

Aura for aura w Mama 🫡 @mumbi_muturi

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8 months

The injustice slim people go through in matatus wallahi🥲

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15 days

He really doesn't deserve to see sunlight again

TL Elder

@mwabilimwagodi

15 days

You guys kwanza share this everywhere. The LOOTER should not have any peace at all. Imfikie huyo mwizi leo.

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2 months

@mbiti_mwondi They've been posted?🥺 Mashallah

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3 months

Ah🌸💖

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17 days

Fortunately hio si shida yetu na haituhusu😁

Cyprian, Is Nyakundi

@C_NyaKundiH

17 days

This week marks 2 months since Kenyan police went to Haiti, but they haven't been paid yet. My source says they've been told not to speak about it. Even getting medication is a big issue because there's no medicine for them.

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1 month

Jana DCI walikuja kunisalimia kwa nyumba but apparently they got the wrong address of the person they were looking for.. #RutoMustGo !!

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3 months

Wakadinali music is the vibe sai

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@swugisha

14 days

Kitambo ukiskia statehouse you'd think of something beautiful, but sai ukiskia statehouse unachoka tu.. when does it end🥲

Dr. King'ori (Shaman)

@Dr_Kingori

14 days

Nimekwama hapo kwa ‘A state House production’. This shows serikali iko serious na vipindi 🥂 #PresidentialTownHall

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@swugisha

25 days

Fuck Ole lenku

Morara Kebaso Snr

@MoraraKebasoSnr

25 days

At Olkejuado University in Kajiado. Machozi. Machozi. @WilliamsRuto tangu 2018 hadi saa hii si ni mchezo nani?

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@swugisha

4 months

Every year exponentially

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@gwrlwdnobrain

4 months

Which year destroyed your mental health the most ???

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2 months

I think Ruto is mentally unstable. This is peak delusion #RutoMustGo

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2 months

@SassySalssy It's mutual and we thank God

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8 months

@NotTheYadduzzz @brandnewangell Really not the motivation but ok

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27 days

I thought we were still children. Mmeshafika kupata second born🥲😂

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14 days

Tbh @WilliamsRuto , I know you don't care but you're draining our best years and ruining our lives because of your selfish interests, when will it ever be enough???

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@swugisha

3 months

Hi Isaac. Maybe I'm the only one who thinks so but from the many Russian movies I've seen, if Russians had a problem with ruto they'd handle the issue themselves.

Dr. Isaac Mwaura CBS

@MwauraIsaac1

3 months

Press Statement on the Ongoing Conversation on the Kenya Finance Bill 2024

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@swugisha

16 days

Our parents want to be proud mums too

Wavinya Ndeti Oduwole, EGH

@Wavinya_Ndeti

16 days

Hearty Congratulations, my dear daughter - Alika Oduwole on achieving triple distinctions in your just concluded examinations. I wish you God's blessings, protection and wisdom as you continue to pursue your dreams. #ProudMom

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2 years

@moneyacademyKE 3. Actually having an income

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5 months

Nairobi😑 they've pickpocketed my weed🤧😂

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1 month

But this is actually true man 😂

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@swugisha

22 days

When I do the black lip liner like other girls I look like a traditional herbalist 🥲

Moji 🤎🌸

@theyluvvMoji

23 days

Speak your truth this one time about any popular topic. Quote.

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2 months

#NewProfilePic

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25 days

Women in male dominated fields>😂❤️‍🔥

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@biggestbrujo

25 days

THAT BITCH CHEATED AGAIN IM SCREAMING !!!!!!!

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4 months

Hear me out: drinking spots and clubs shouldn't have parking spaces, only drop-off zones.

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4 months

I don't understand why so many men with money in this town love to drive drunk. There you are in a big car, you can afford a driver or at the very least an Uber, but would rather be struggling behind the wheel being a nuisance. For what?! Such big nonsense

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2 months

Mr Dictator would rather send in more army and police than address the situation😭😭

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2 months

Nimeanza kuona tweets za who should pay first on a date 🥲😭 #RutoMustGo

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1 month

Sometimes I know something really well but I can't explain it in words🥲

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8 months

@NOONCIELO @coochiegurl420 23?😭

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2 months

Dictatorship.. Media houses idolize politicians too much😭😭😭😭

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@mrfarehnheit

2 months

people have been murdered in cold blood and these media houses are talking about broken windows? FUCKIN WINDOWS?! #RejectFinanceBill2024

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4 years

@sautisol @ItsMoran_ @johnlegend tebu slide

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2 months

If you like endeleeni kupigana twitter, the march continues.. Viva #RutoMustGo

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3 months

Met really friendly baddies at the protest 🫶🏽..

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2 years

@BigMamaDeja Won't you cut the towel?

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5 months

Listening to culture II in 2018 vs now

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@swugisha

16 days

Me reading this on application 3😣

𝓈𝓃ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎 𝓅ℴℴ𝓀𝒾ℯ

@ohthatstheo

17 days

After 278 applications, 6 months.. I got the fu*cking job

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4 months

So some people actually went to Uhuru Gardens today to listen to nonsense speeches😑

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6 months

If you keep drinking you'll taste the pineapple

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@ShawrryforW

6 months

When you take a shot of KC and it tastes nothing like pineapple

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4 months

Scammers aren't even trying anymore. Like that's all you got. Really?

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4 months

Naps are cool until you are wide eyed at midnight cause you can't sleep.

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5 months

Ashamed of myself for calling my plug at this time but kumbe ni 420🤧😂

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2 months

Mtu atupee number ya Nakhumicha tumsalimie tena. Nikama ametupa ile ingine

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2 months

@vijaygajera @amenya_nelson Patel why are you doing this😭😂

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1 month

Quiet people and Slim people really go through it

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@imthatguy4r

1 month

Imagine if quieter people asked loud people “why are you always talking?” with the same confidence that they ask us why we're always quiet

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2 months

Naona tiktoks za maandamano and nashangaa if I'm the only one who was fighting for their life uko ground 🥲😂😂 #RutoMustGo

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6 months

Pale tiktok unawatch cooking tutorial unashtukia umetusiwa bure😭😂

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4 months

But what happens if the interns refuse to report to work??)

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5 months

Si lazima uskize kila kitu unaambiwa

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5 months

Tuambiane Tu ukweli kuna tribes kila mtu aliambiwa na wazazi wake asiwai peleka kwao 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

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2 months

@Otis_112 Hio story ya kuomba ni very annoying.. I relate

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17 days

My sister in Christ, you're the chief justice !! @CJMarthaKoome

Gathogo B.Mwangi

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17 days

Exactly!!!! Scrap CDF and make Education free to all!! Hio upuzi ya bursary iishe.

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4 months

You know.. black people 😭

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@smtingfshy

4 months

Let’s get this straight. Rick Ross: rapist/sexual assaulter Metro Boomin: pedophile Future: horrible dad and whore user Kendrick Lamar: abuser Drake the only person that addressed issues and has women saying no he’s a good guy. #metrogroomin #rickrossrapist #kendrickabuser

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Naonanga ikiwa invasion of privacy when you have to fill in an official document and they ask for your twitter handle.. Hamjui boundaries kwani 😑

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26 days

I've noticed that even the wheat used back in the day was better than what we have now.. for example, bread and chapati used to hit different, nowadays bread is almost impossible to eat.. spaghetti too

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We need to be VERY afraid. Growing up, a lot of things used to exist. Now they don’t. Back at home in Webuye: 1. Mushrooms used to grow effortlessly & we would collect them & eat for months. 2. Wild berries used to be everywhere. 3. ‘Chiswa’, a luhya delicacy was always there

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2 months

@Kalasinga_ She's around?🥲 she needs to leave

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2 months

So when @KindikiKithure said he had a new way of handling protesters he meant through snippers😭

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@swugisha

2 months

Kuna 2 groups of people sai.. 1.Waiting for 2027 to send Ruto home 2.Waiting to send Ruto to Sugoi tomorrow. Watu wa 1 please start seeing the light.. #RutoMustGo

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4 months

Too much pain in the world and in the country

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@swugisha

3 months

Social media has radicalised my country. Y'all stay safe tho❤️🇰🇪

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@theereal_one

3 months

social media hasn’t ruined my mindset nor reality at all.. I laugh, close these apps, & live in the real world y'all be easy tho...

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Seeing a cop just ruins your mood these days

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@swugisha

2 months

People who did criminology in campus don't even have jobs cause the real jobs have been given to crooks🥲🥲 #RutoMustGo

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2 months

Man how do you lose credibility as detectives? Those Kiambu road slags so deep in corruption they don't even respect their professionalism.

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10 days

What do these people teach their kids.. imagine your parent being a dickrider? Like🥲

Dr. Isaac Mwaura CBS

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10 days

Morara Kebaso, I am not aware of any call from the President to you. Please examine your conscience and show some patriotism. I just bumped into you at KICC like any other fellow citizen. Be honest with yourself.

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5 months

Sat next to my mum today while on my phone and realised twitter isn't a family app.

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@swugisha

3 months

Nikama nitaweka reminder ya kutweet #RejectFinanceBill2024 after every few minutes. #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@swugisha

1 month

Tweeting for the girls who experienced puberty in reverse 🥲🥲💀

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1 month

Lakini pia God is funny , sasa hizi ndio child bearing hips ?? 😭😭

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@swugisha

16 days

We all hate Raila, it's not limited to tribe. Stay guided

Hon. George Peter Kaluma, CBS. MP.

@gpdkaluma

16 days

Why do Kikuyus on X (tweeter) hate Raila Odinga yet they did not, have not, and can never vote for him? When did Raila covenant to always save you from your electoral choices? Stop your Ruto must go, Gachagua must stay nonsense. For the sake of Kenya, we're with Ruto to the end.

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@swugisha

10 months

Incase anyone is trapping today

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@swugisha

5 months

Imma do my best on drugs

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@based4yafac3

5 months

Why do drugs while you can do your best?

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Nikama I need a frontend dev tufanye discussions cause nasahau vitu sana in the process of doing other things

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2 months

Nothing as beautiful as the constitution of Kenya 🇰🇪🇰🇪

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Nashangaa mbona nimechoka ivi kumbe there's no rest for the wicked

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@swugisha

28 days

"I break the law and praise the Lord 📿🎶"

Larry Madowo

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28 days

I arrived in Haiti on Sunday and found Kenyan police officers in church praying for themselves

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2 months

Stressfree but at what cost🥲(boredom)

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Literally me right now

Moe

@moneyacademyKE

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Kenyan police in Haiti have gone two months without pay, despite Sh14.3 billion being released by the U.S. to support the UN and other multinational troops under the mission. Despite, officers are reportedly struggling with inadequate equipment and tough working conditions.

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@swugisha

2 months

Uhuru left twitter when the pressure became too much, kaunda uongo man is abducting and torturing tweeps because hapendi ukweli. Sasa unafinya mtu ju ya tweet, smh Si hii ni maajabu #RutoMustGo

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