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jake

@switfc

20 days

Tell you what we’re lucky Sky Sports weren’t around in WW2. They’d have leaked Churchill’s D-Day plans

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

21 days

What Jordan Pickford's water bottle might look like ahead of England's semi-final clash with the Netherlands tonight 👀

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The press are proper glory hunters for this bloke, only covering him when he's just finished. Where were these lot on a warm Tuesday night in Zambia like the rest of us Twitter nerds?

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

4 months

The Hardest Geezer. The most incredible achievement. 💪 Russ Cook has finally finished his epic challenge, running the length of Africa - the equivalent of 385 marathons - in 352 days. Simply sensational. 🏃‍♂️

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@jacksalter96 Trying to keep quiet when Aboubakar scored that ridiculous lob, good times

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@alex39296360 Fuck sake. Bottled it.

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@iamkrwyn Talent gets sucked out of them when they go from vibes Brazilian dribbling football to 4-2-3-1 pressing and field tilt football

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5 months

Imagine being a defender who’s had to deal with Kieffer Moore and Nathan Broadhead for 70 minutes. Then you see this

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@cutieekarinaa Cheers for that love.

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@kt_a7x Armed Robbery (a) was special

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1 year

@tspencer322 @NoCapFights Guessing the weight of a 14 year old is a bit weird

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29 days

@greengirlbella_ Imagine dropping “I get nervous when i talk to pretty girls” and then it goes out to the internet to 1.9 million viewers and counting. Poor bloke

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2 months

@LJE1885 Our country is finished

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4 months

@BenC1877 Does look like a Bristol uni student to be fair

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2 months

@cdurrans98 @Scottishbets1 Deserve it if you’re cashing out a free bet🤣

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI Seriously need help if you let the government decide wether or not you see family at CHRISTMAS ffs

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6 months

Mark Ashton to the doubters every window 🐐

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3 months

@FBAwayDays Knew he couldn't get away with that one when he spotted the camera👀🤣

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7 months

Don Goodman is a complete and utter helmet. How can he possibly say “I think he won the ball” when being shown 5 replays of their defender taking Omari clean out?! #itfc

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3 years

@MRMAXBRADLEY_ @NewsForAllUK Leeds would take more

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6 months

Feel like playing Aluko is when you take your sick dog to the beach one day before it gets put down. Give it a bit of fun before the legs officially go.

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@switfc

7 months

@EFL Is that meant to be good?😂 So 15% of decisions went wrong. I see more than that in one game!!

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@switfc

3 months

Ffs just heard the EFL has given Leeds 7 points because they had more people stood on the town hall steps than us

Jack

@JackLUFC1919

3 months

Crazy how we managed to celebrate promotion better than both ipswich and leicester, during lockdown

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@switfc

1 year

Our first Fabrizio “here we go”. Tears in my eyes

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

Ipswich Town completed the agreement with Chelsea to sign Omari Hutchinson on loan deal, here we go 🔴🔵✨ Season loan agreed, medical in the next hours then announcement to follow.

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3 years

@OfficialFPL BRUNO ROBBED

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3 years

@adjsays Any idea what the RAF from England shot down?

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2 years

@KingElm665 @nocontextfm1 Poor that you don’t cancel dates or play it in the middle of the night if you ask me

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@switfc

3 years

@CallanBell1 @DFB_Team_EN Scotland get battered everywhere they goooo🤣

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3 years

@UnbiasedMessi @TrollFootball We haven’t had a penalty all tournament 🤣

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@switfc

1 year

WWWWWWWalton to rattle your entire fanbase 😘

Barnsley FC

@BarnsleyFC

1 year

WWWWWWWWWho's next? 😌

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2 years

Charlton away tomorrow?

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@switfc

10 months

Hull at home on a Tuesday night gives me shivers. Think this game is genuinely the worst I’ve ever felt following Ipswich. There was about 10,000 in the ground and we got utterly battered

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4 months

@danb3ard Spoken like a true child

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1 year

@Joegouldd Different standards obviously

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7 months

@AgentOlThom Kids learn about religion in religion class shocker

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5 months

@demetrimitche11 Really pushed the boat out with that one mate

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4 months

@jimmynodge1902 😂😂😂think you’re proper it don’t you…

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9 months

Me when the ball bounced off Hladky’s back and rolled across the line

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@switfc

2 years

Town 1-0 Waitrose

Waitrose & Partners

@waitrose

2 years

Good luck to one of our own, Dan Bayliss, who hopes to become a giant killer tonight. Dan's one of our Henley drivers and captain of Bracknell Town, who take on Ipswich Town in the @EmiratesFACup first round ⚽️🏆

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@switfc

10 months

Norwich fans calling for the managers head again while they’re in 7th. Did the same to Dean Smith while sat in 6th. Entitled, irrelevant little fan base that think they’re better than they are cos of a couple awful seasons in the Prem🤣

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10 months

How you feeling now you gobby little rat @SamSzmodics

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1 year

@BarnsleyFC Regards from Kingston lads 🇯🇲 #barnsleyfc

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4 months

@secondtierpod Can’t take him anywhere

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6 months

Top, top player when he’s on confidence. Love that man

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

6 months

On this day in 2023… 🗓️ Ipswich signed Harry Clarke! #ITFC

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1 year

£1.5m for George Hirst, ridiculous steal. Thanks again Bristol City, blokes a godsend 👍

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@switfc

2 months

@Georginooo24 How sad do you have to actually be to spend your bank holiday Monday pretending to be a footballer on X?

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2 years

Might give this one a go next time I go out 💃

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@switfc

4 months

Hi Chris. Did you get your cricket score?

Chris Reeve

@ChrisReevo

4 months

This literally could be a cricket score. #NCFC

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@switfc

10 months

@NorwichCityFC One goal conceded for every finger nice work

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@switfc

2 years

6,394 poor sods who haven’t bought a firestick yet

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@IpswichTown

2 years

👏 6,394 match passes were sold for Town's final game of 2022. #itfc

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3 years

@PoliticsForAlI The link between the two is clearly broken. Open everything

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1 year

If you’re an Ipswich fan talking about Plymouth, or if you’re a Plymouth fan talking about Ipswich, you’re a serial weirdo

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2 years

This is just beautiful and tells you all you need to know about this crop of players. A genuine team which really wants this football club to succeed. He’s only been here 12 games. This is the exact type of player every fan wants at their club.

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@switfc

1 year

Be class if this kid keeps tweeting about us.

NCFC Til I Die

@betbuilders1

1 year

Barnsley are gonna win 3-0 tomorrow, them league 1 tractors will go home crying 😅 #itfc

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6 months

@FBAwayDays Cameraman should be working for one of the big Hollywood films. Incredible shots

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1 year

@maxweinbergbfc @odb1912 “Man United mate but I don’t really watch football” 😤

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2 years

One of the best away ends I’ve ever been in tbf, so loud yesterday.

The Away Fans

@theawayfans

2 years

3,100 Ipswich fans at Sheffield Wednesday yesterday. #ITFC

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6 months

Two massive dives against Town for the “best player in the league”, 0 penalties. Do you feel stupid yet mate?🤣🤣 @KDH__8

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7 months

@carlgoodchild Scores goal, doesn’t celebrate, instead pans the camera around filming away fans😂

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8 months

Me currently

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6 months

@TheElsaThora Hull have even signed an OF bird, how do they keep doing it

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1 year

Ridiculous support

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2 years

Genuinely can’t understand why people don’t rate Ladapo😭 his hold up play & the way he brings the 10’s into the game is second to no other striker that we could’ve got/have got

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10 months

@alexcmfc Need a similar concept with nations to come in. Imagine the bottom 32 nations battling out a World Cup style tournament. Endless entertainment

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@switfc

20 days

@charIiedbm Almost like I was joking mate.

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5 months

Why do we have an Ipswich Town Kraken?

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@OfficialVizeh

5 months

I raise you the £20 Burnlosaurus

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2 years

Can’t wait to have 47 shots to Morecambe’s 2 tomorrow and finish 1-1 in the cold

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@switfc

2 years

Photo that sums up L1 football and refs mind, keeper down with cramp in the *65th* minute & other side gets a free 2 min team talk. Fair enough, do it if you can get away with it, but it’s getting boring having this happen every week. Rules have to be changed somehow.

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@switfc

5 months

Bro’s still talking to himself about this game😭😭

The Pink Un

@pinkun

5 months

🗣️ "I rattled a few fans before the game, and it's a good thing that I delivered. I back myself and my ability." @Jonathanrowe__ on his role in maintaining #NCFC 's run in the East Anglian Derby 💛💚 🗞️ @SkyFootball

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5 months

@_danwalters11 At least the breakfast looks quality

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8 months

They are writing entire songs for a draw now. I've seen it all

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@MatthewSoakell

8 months

The Fairytale of Ipswich Away #NCFC

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@switfc

1 year

@BBCNews Recurring theme. Saw this above a cell in Alcatraz the other day🤣 #ccfc

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@switfc

10 months

It doesn't feel real. We are top of the Championship and Ed Sheeran is doing a singalong in the dressing room. 🤣

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@IpswichTown

10 months

Perfect. @edsheeran | #itfc

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@switfc

1 year

All this hype is gonna backfire massively come May - everyone will laugh at us in 17th saying Ipswich fans expected to go up again when we really don’t

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

1 year

“Ipswich tick virtually every box” ✅ “It’s 8 years since a team did back to back promotions…” 👀 “If anyone was going to do it again, it’s them” 🤩 We’ve revealed our league table predictions! 𝙄𝙥𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙘𝙝 are 2nd… @RyanDilks1 says he’s bought into the project👇 #ITFC

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@switfc

3 months

This promotion if it happens is for all the same faces which you start to recognise travelling up and down the country every season, no matter if we're good or dire 😁

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@switfc

11 months

@footbalIfights All them backwards northerners and the bloke still didn’t go down😂

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@switfc

1 year

Omg I’m gonna be on the Portman Road pitch on Saturday pinch me

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5 months

Think I need a new hobby. Please win today Town

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7 months

What a time to be alive. Jordan Spence committing assault for no reason when we were 1-0 up and we go on to concede four times in ten minutes.

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@RogueSport_

7 months

On This Day in 2018, Fulham beat Ipswich 4-1 in the Championship. Scorers: ⚽️Joe Garner (45') ⚽️Ryan Sessegnon (69', 74') ⚽️Aboubakar Kamara (72', 76') #FFC #ITFC #RogueFootball #OTD

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9 months

@EASPORTSFCPro @FrankieWard @RBLZ_Vejrgang That Anders kid is genuinley never ever getting laid

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@switfc

2 years

Unbelievable to see PR like this again. Magic 🔵

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@switfc

3 months

The Premier League for you🤣 buzzing to be in it but the journey is a million times better than the destination

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

3 months

🚨😳 Some Tottenham season ticket holders have sold their seats to Arsenal fans for Manchester City game tonight! There is at least one group of Arsenal fans who plan to sit in the home end to cheer on Spurs, reports @TeleFootball .

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@FanHub @RugbyTown_FC Is the bloke filming this ok?

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3 months

Fabio Wardley obsession has gone a bit far now hasn’t it? 🤔 Gives me Salt Bae at the World Cup vibes

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@switfc

1 year

Hirst just strolls up to the ball and twats one in the top bins. Fucking shagger

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1 year

2-0!! Get in!! #itfc

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@switfc

8 months

@CasualChaps I just can’t work out how the bloke on the right is skinny yet has such a fat face

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@switfc

2 years

*Puts phone into left hand*

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@IpswichTown

2 years

2025. #itfc

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@switfc

10 months

I actually forget how deep we were in the trenches. Just watch Skuse tracking back🤣

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

10 months

On this day in 2018… 🗓 Swansea scored this RIDICULOUS team goal against Ipswich 😱 From one goal to the other 👏👏 #Swans

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@switfc

6 months

We conceded to some chav from Maidstone with braces ffs

Emirates FA Cup

@EmiratesFACup

6 months

“Who would’ve thought it?” A word from your @maidstoneunited match winner 🤳 #EmiratesFACup

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10 months

@SuppressedSikh RULE BRITANNIA

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@switfc

1 year

@zagiventht @tspencer322 @NoCapFights Because she’s a literal child, why does it matter to you ?😂

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@switfc

2 years

@jimmytozer @FBAwayDays @ArsenalfcJk And yet we’ve still got more European trophies than you

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@switfc

6 months

It is gonna be Indonesia vs Iraq in our comments section every week now😂

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

6 months

Ipswich are closing in on the signing of AFC Wimbledon striker Ali Al-Hamadi. The fee is in the region of £1 million. The 21-year-old has scored 17 and assisted 6 goals in his last 21 games for the Dons. (Via: @Stuart_Watson ) #ITFC