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24 days
NO BLUEY NOOOOOOO!!!!
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Bluey Artists show them what you made for! . . . . . . Yeah I found this image on a Bluey Magazine #bluey #blueytwt
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this is the most mid-table-bundesliga-striker looking f1 driver ever
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Max’s new haircut 😭
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what’s the point of expensive watches? it’s not like they’re better at telling the time.
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Pep Guardiola was wearing a £1 million Richard Mille watch at the Bernabeu last night ⌚️ It's so rare that there are only 50 versions in the world. Rafael Nadal is another one of the lucky wearers.
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me leaving the leeds festival site with the radio 1 stage up my arse
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@Cryptopedia123 pipe down you’re a discord manager
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@elonmusk @teslaownersSV the model x when it gets to a corner:
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signed from cardiff last year, doesn’t count👍
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Next on the Carrington production line... Gabriele Biancheri 🤩 The youngster has joined first-team training ahead of this weekend's Manchester derby
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@PoliticsForAlI i’m gonna need her name purely for research purposes only
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@SkySportsPL @GNev2 @Carra23 Carra’s ball knowledge
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@100iso_photos @RichieMcCormack it’s a member of the marseille coaching staff😭😭
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@Jaack this is why no one likes you
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3 years
Mohamed Salah | The Art Of Dribbling 💫
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@jfsmith98 scored a brace against luxembourg in the euro qualifiers
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@sportbible tshabalaaaaaaaaa
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@theKloppEnd_ top of the league
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@TerribleMaps popeulation density
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@Cryptopedia123 only on special occasions mate
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1 year
@ManUtd He should never set foot on a football pitch again or anywhere for that matter
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@joshruss493 @footballdaily @TheAnfieldTalk he does start a rapist every week tbf
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@TheAnfieldTalk That midfield is a crime against humanity
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@LFC @GoogleUK How about a long term partnership with some new midfielders
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@TheKopWatch You can see the cogs whirring in his head😭
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@_aarava been fifatised
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@juleesssy false information methinks
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@Eionnah The boy from Rizzario
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@Lukedutchh that was them shooting maignan out the back
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3 years
@whukane5 My personal favourites
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@pabs_cfc respect mario gomez
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3 years
@jackbenedwards good one mate just shown the wife😹😹
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@tonykitchenz thought this was a joke about fabrizio actually tweeting news for once and not waffling about chelsea😭
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ronnie pickering when he turns up at the russian border #WorldWarIII
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@formuIaracers_ @lawrobarretto the funny thing is that helmut marko probably has said this
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@JAndres33 because i don’t want to look like a gimp
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3 years
@MattyWTF1 what about a roster of 30+ tracks of which 20-22 are selected at random to form the season’s calendar
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@Az_Capone1 worst bit is when you have to run (on your feet) to catch it in time
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Robert Kubica x Kasabian #V8men
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1 year
@spectatorindex Man’s talking as if he’s not in charge of the country lol
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@t0rera @100iso_photos @RichieMcCormack backwards jog straight off the training ground
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@TheOfficialFNG and the december 2006 goal of the month nominees
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@yoooo_yooooa @buffalocialism but you can use paper maps. there’s no such things as paper shazam
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@chainbear that’s next seasons promo material fucked
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@Callumpetters0n well yeah, apart from maybe houses and cars
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@crim_tweets_ Skill based matchmaking
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@LFC now sign a midfielder or nan stays in the cage for another month
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@J_CartwrightN0T I didn’t call you baldy baldy
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@DaveOCKOP robbo to luis:
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@autosport @Motorsport Me and old women at traffic lights
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@millie_sir44 realistically raikkonen is the most recent acceptable answer
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@ftblmiguel @UsmanIfc @12nnimxo not a single child screamed lampard when they scored
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@HWalters07 guaranteed 10 goals a season for freiburg
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@F1ToRuleThemAll the only thing i took away from reading this thread is that jenson button made him piss in a phone box
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@TheAnfieldTalk Harassment at this point
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@cholestrolI that is an insane statistic
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@LSplitttt @checlerc good thing it’s not active suspension then
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@screentime Well one of those words you can’t say
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@MadnessFc4 @noahbeck the likes of miniminter, chris, tbjzl etc are good footballers technically, but you can clearly see the beck has played at a decent level before by the way he reads the game
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@SeanDOlfc Gone but not forgotten🕊️
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@TPGRoberts policeman officer
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@Lukedutchh @stevenKloppLFC2 definitely not a keeper
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pogba for united vs pogba for france #FRAGER
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@MattP1Gallagher He’s leading by Les Combes on lap 1 realistically
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250 likes and i’ll use him the whole of fifa
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@SeanSemanko This is like complaining that a knife is sharp
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@GNev2 Arrest him and cut off the hand he holds his flag with
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@nayzze_10 nah magnussen is eredivisie
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@stevenKloppLFC2 ste this might be your worst tweet ever
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@BrexitKompany proper flexing is using big words or having a large willy
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@LivEchonews Slow news day?
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@LFCVik2 there was a massive orgy at la axa
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martin brundle trying to talk about football with trent alexander-arnold
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@ellis_platten have you snapped your banjo?
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@btsportfootball the marseille coach😭😭
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@Callumpetters0n they sound cool and you can take them on track days bigger rooms so you can have a bigger dog and bigger tv and store more lego or something idk im clutching at straws on the house front
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@LFCLaurie Southampton haven’t lost 9-0 yet this season
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@ellis_platten Did you smell him?
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@invertedLWB @SkySportsNews i think getting roundhouse kicked is a bit more than abuse
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@js_efc crack
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@_OLiverpoolfans @TrentAA he was singing one kiss
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@jack_utft i think this means i’ve made it to the big boy twitter leagues i’ll be honest
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@theKloppEnd_ think he’s been on an individual programme because he’s been growing so much
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