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@switchsord
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6 months
Thread ini udh paling perfect buat kasi gambaran mayoritas pendukung 02 sih sbnrnya IQ rendah tapi mau ngajarin dosen Gini lho guys, kita tuh mau BANTUIN kalian yg bodoh dan miskin ini buat naikin taraf hidup dgn cara yg sustainable Bukan cmn makan gratis doang
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This you?
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@vanyasunanto
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Kadang omongan I'm so proud of you dari orang yang gak punya andil apa-apa dalam hidup kita itu jadi terdengar agak condescending, ya. Like, it's my achievement, why you ikut"an proud?
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@BuayaEmpang Good thing most clowns are known to bring laughter and happiness, not kidnapping people 🤣
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@iktacoo I’d be pissed off too. Gobert fadeaway doesn’t happen often. One in a million
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@myhachima @veenarooth Aku semakin penasaran melihat banyaknya mba-mba berkerudung yg mendukung Prabowo Perlu dikaji secara akademis 😂
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@CuttingEdgeG @DiscussingFilm We need a scissoring scene
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@OktaDiantama Kasian amat Becuk ga punya proper PR dan crisis management Jadi karyawannya sendiri yg harus cebokin di sosmed Itu ttp aja paketnya Medy sampenya telat dibandingin kreator lain Gaya-gayaan pake "all clear" lagi 🤣 sok asik kontol 🤣
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@infotwitwor_ Ada-ada aja opini busuk makhluk hidup yang suka minta dikasih tempat duduk di kendaraan umum padahal ia bukan lansia, bukan difabel, dan tidak sedang hamil
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@PartaiSocmed Seneng bgt liat pejabat korup gini di-doxxing + expose sampe ke keluarganya. Emg harusnya kayak gitu. Bahkan mungkin lebih gede efek jera-nya drpd masuk penjara
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@WrestleOps Perfect decision. It also allowed the Rhea-Charlotte match to flourish without added pressure
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@lepslair @PicturesFoIder Look at her facial expression. She knows EXACTLY what she’s doing 😂
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6 months
@j_zamhari Lu enak wir masih bisa ketawa-ketiwi di sosmed. Liat nih pendukung 02 di Kalimantan rumahnya mau dirobohin Lu semua mau-mau aja diboongin sama rezim 😭
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Marselino ini sbnrnya kl liat dr gaya mainnya, dan attitude-nya dr sosmed udh kebaca bgt tipikal pemain yg ngegampangin Dua kali buang-buang kesempatan kill the game saat skor 1-0 dan 2-1 Jelas pemain berbakat, cmn attitude sama football IQ masih harus dipoles #TimnasDay
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6 months
Maaf ya kalo terlalu kasar, tp ini tuh ungkapan marah dan sedih. Sebetulnya kita mau bantuin kalian tp kok ya batu banget… Jdnya emg sepertinya harus kena getahnya dulu baru paham
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@switchsord
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2 years
@Bballforeverfb Play more, win more
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@shintasun @BNGPY @efenerr Kalo yg selingkuh cewe settingan ka, kalo yg selingkuh cowo udah pasti beneran
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@thedufresne Minimal baca 😂
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2 years
@WatchDatMouf @odenhead Bro wanna wipe out an entire series. Bro movin’ like Netflix 😭
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2 years
@OVOLakeShow No surprises there. Kareem been hatin' on everything Bron does/say 😭
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@0xjessy @_mardial_ Jgn serang dia guys. Bentar lg jatuh miskin. Kita harus beri semangat
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@OroroWasHere @davdbest @FLA5HGORDON @SneakerPhetish I kno you prolly love to dickride but I never seen anyone dickride THE NEW YORK TIMES 😭
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2 years
@OnesmoSimon1 @___Colb___ Wembanyama never played an NBA game, Denzel Valentine played lots of NBA games Which one you taking to start a franchise?
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4 months
Nice Pak Prastowo Skrg boleh dong liat CCTV pas diperiksa Bea Cukai? 😁
@prastow
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Izin menyampaikan klarifikasi. Atas seizin DHL, kami unggah video rekaman cctv unboxing robot Megatron milik Mas @medyrenaldy_ . Hal ini kami sampaikan sbg bentuk transparansi dan akuntabilitas. Tampak jelas dlm video ini, yang melakukan unboxing sampai menyegel kembali barang
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@UtdPlug @OKAZ_online Vinny Aboubakar vs. Mo Salah showdown Anfield Stadium. March 4th 2023 Book it
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@Griiiiiiff @Damaged_Joker @GaboTomato @CultureCrave @Telegraph Honest question. How did they let you enroll to college when you can’t even read?
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6 months
@daxrsyn Kan batu 🤣
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@HaroldLStokes @DiscussingFilm Nope, that comic writer was just looking for some easy money
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@romeogadungan Triknya: 1. Mengambil hati rakyat kecil 2. Membranding diri sebagai “one of them” 3. Berhasil dapat jutaan suara dr masyarakat menengah ke bawah Bu Mega bertahun-tahun coba pakai persona “wong cilik” tp Pakde yang bisa menjalankannya scr natural dan efektif
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@LakersDailyCom @LakeShowYo If the Lakers win this series, this same “NBA coach” will call them a super team. Book it.
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@bearwebaby @JSTrikukuh @aria_ghora Batu amat tu orang, tinggal ngaku salah aja susah
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2 years
@BetVictor @ThePaulMachin No one in media can twist and spin narratives like Liverpool fans can. From the fansite writers, to the ex-players who become pundits They are the absolute best at it. This is the second time this decade they’re doing all these PR to protect a struggling player Best in the game
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@NBAMemes Of course it’s a fact. Rudy is one of the biggest frauds in NBA history. Empty DPOY titles because you can cook him easily every time Jazz getting all those picks for him was a pure masterclass
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2 years
@RohLDN A clip of United having the ball in attacking areas vs. Arsenal, literally passing it back, build up from scratch Note: This is just a couple months into the job. With no world class CM and striker. The real nightmare for you guys starts next season 👍🏻
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@danynurfauzan7 @Rafilsafat @MafiaWasit Kalo polisi yg pertama bgt nembak gas air mata ke tribun yg isinya anak-anak gimana perasaannya ya?
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@ARSIPAJA Oalah, pantes…
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@Alwayskind7 @berjejal @jauntyallegory “Siapa Tuhanmu?” “Siapa Nabimu?” “Apakah dulu kamu pernah me-report akun jisoosukoharjo hingga suspended?”
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@NBAMemes Normal NBA rules don’t apply for Joel. Nothing the Lakers could do about that Coach should’ve called a timeout tho
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@ryliebasley @kegblgnunfaedh Makin ke sini, makin sering liat modelan White Knight kayak bro ini yg mencoba menawarkan hot takes sudut pandang alternatif agar terlihat “bijak” dan “gak memihak” Lumayan sih farming seratusan likes tp untungnya di QRT dan replies pada kontra semua jdnya org ini gagal keren 🫣
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@WiloDouzinhoo @NewValyrian I wonder why Arsenal fans hate Lisandro so much, does that have something to do with the fact that he rejected them?
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@AnthonyLee89899 @NdrewsTjan @jokowi Akhirnya sadar diri juga bangg. Di replies2 sebelumnya kayak udah paling hebat lu
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@demameskrim @CyberEkoun Boleh jg nih screenshotnya buat dipake sm orang yg abis kena this you
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@jordanw1096 Be careful what you wish for when you talk too much
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@fraser65013053 @iDude14 From “The Lakers won’t make the Playoffs” To “The Lakers won’t win in the Play-In” To “The Lakers won’t beat the Grizzlies” To “The Lakers won’t beat Warriors/Kings”
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@london4512 @Muppetiers Maybe he'd rather play for one of the best attacking minded coaches in the world rather than defend with 10 men under Simeone lol
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@LiongkyTan Tapi bukannya lu yg mancing duluan Bang? Kita tinggal ngescroll dikit langsung liat twit lu di atas Bang Kalo mau sok bijak minimal dikemas dulu gitu flownya yg bener 😭
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@unitedjmtwo Replacing de Gea is the difference between us chasing Arsenal/City or getting left behind Getting this decision wrong would have the same impact like appointing Moyes in 2013 and signing Maguire in 2019 I hope common sense prevails
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@NBAMemes Best $30k he’ll spend in a long time. These refs need to be held accountable the same way players are. Long overdue.
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@VaughnFry @wrestlelamia To answer your curiosity, Triple H needs to book you in a handicap match against the Dudley Boyz so they can put you through a table
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@centredevils I mean Ten Hag had the option to start Eriksen/Mount from the start to get some control. It was a mistake to start McTominay and he just doesn’t want to admit it.
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@UsherNBA @iam_johnw U the leader of the Booker Brotherhood
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@SalemHawatmeh18 @SpeakContext @tarikdugum Clippers fans are the best at making excuses that’s why they’re fine with their team being serial losers
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4 months
Pak @prabu_abimanyu , ini tweetnya Abi yg sudah dihapus Mencoba menyudutkan korban. Mohon segera diproses Pak 🤝🏼
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@polisiidol Yg ngomong gt tuh org2 yg masih denial kalo oshinya ngelanggar golden rules Nalarnya udh rusak jadinya ngawur 🤣
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@klaustua @TelevisionAcad @squidgame @netflix Heard there’s a free spot next to Lalo & Howard
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@academyarenaUTD Zidane not getting a look in is the weirdest thinf for me. Technique-wise he’s already levels above Fred/McTominay despite being so much younger
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@idextratime Eti ribut sama Cityzens Indonesia
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@UtdDistrict @lauriewhitwell Even Maguire himself knows he’s not an £80m player 😭
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@thesprwwl @bandarantariksa Kalau marah artinya merasa
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@PresidentofTW @ESPNUK Why didn't you post the full video? Scared that people will realize that the linesman touched Bruno first? Lmao
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@iam_johnw @ShowTimeChapo Ballmer money shut the media up real good
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@TelegraphDucker Perfect answer. Maguire will up his performance and in turn, boos will turn into cheers Very impressed with how EtH handles things so far
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@UtdDistrict Craig Pawson was under the payroll of @FA and @FA_PGMOL , specifically tasked to get Brighton in the final to make up for the wrong decisions in their league game against Spurs It’s the most blatant form of match fixing I’ve seen and Pawson’s ref license should be revoked forever
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@xxtravert Bc he's gay
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@akuntubirhehe @akbarzsc Nampaknya sudah dibriefing kakak pembina~
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@willawati Potong kayu pakai gergaji, yuk kita membayar gaji
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@weirdbearddd @LakeShowYo Ok so there's two more!
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@UtdDistrict Well, Mason’s quite good at threatening
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@UtdDistrict @TyMarshall_MEN This guy takes scheduled vacation like Cavani
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@dwitasaridwita @_natnatjean Wkwkwkwkkw kalo ada cewek aneh, kenapa sih diskusinya harus “bergeser” jadi siapa yg nyakitin dia? Apa traumanya? Dsb. Kayaknya susah bgt nerima kalo cewek yg tai kyk gini beneran ada dan banyak jumlahnya 🤣🤣🤣
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@ghostttttttt2 @TheEuropeanLad Why are Arsenal fans so adamant on talking about Lisandro every time? Does it have to do with the fact that Arteta & Edu tried everything to sign him but the player simply preferred to sign for the biggest club in England?
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@LakersLead Wood just said the same thing. Future Laker?
Bet on yourself and double down ..
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@Origilista Lyés cooked you good brev lmao. Better take a few days off to digest the L
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Let's be honest, in a normal world he wouldn't even get a follow back from her lmao
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@anaknyabapak76 Mantap kak! Semoga sukses selalu ya
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@GIBOLofficial @labiebsadat Sok asik pelempar bola panas
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@nicetrainner @SelasaPagi_ Biasanya SJW model gini harus dipancing dulu buat tau stance aslinya waktu lg pura-pura netral, lah ini dia sendiri yg ngaku gasuka Marlo 😭
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@Donojingan Kenapa ya kalo pendukung 02 bikin tweet pake format ini, retweet sama likesnya selalu dikit? Ga pada relate kayaknya 🤣
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@AdamCrafton_ Amad offered his support as a friend and fellow human being. I prefer to give my respect towards Amad rather than a journalist, who claims to be a United fan, but makes a living by farming engagement through negative news that destabilises the club.
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@analmylatina They’re all still traumatized because he ended their unbeaten streak
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@iqraks Cepet bgt ya narasinya diubah. Para maling KIPK/Bidikmisi ini tinggal ngumpet aja dulu, off-in sosmed sebulanan lah, abis itu bisa mulai hidup hedon lagi Kalian pikir kalo ga viral dan di-expose gini mereka bakal sadar sendiri dan balikin duitnya? 🤣
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@Gunturmataram @voilajogja Padahal udh ditaro ke dalem tapi masih jatoh juga Berarti emg bocilnya yg rusuh 😂 mampusss wkwkwk
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@kenshixmessiah @LakersLead How many free throws have you made in the NBA?
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@WWE Elias
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@noirbojack Sebagai pendukungnya w sepakat sih. Nampaknya negara ini belum siap dan ga bakal siap punya pemimpin selevel beliau Masih banyak ruang-ruang lain utk berkontribusi
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@Vtechnical4 Indians watching Roman Reigns vs. Gunther
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@WrestleOps Good. Vince would have no idea what to do with him
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@thedondottadon @DailyLoud Twitter Blue user AND spreading lies How many Ls you wanna take? 😂
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@WrestleOps He doesn’t even say it, but we can see the people acknowledge him
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@LiongkyTan Malah playing victim padahal udh inciting conflict 🤣
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@MZRRDP @tanyakanrl Capee bgt ni boti anjing ada di semua twit
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@idextratime Ganjar IG nya udh 168 ribu comments tp Koster baru 6 ribu-an guys. Mari ramaikan
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@infotwitwor_ Jam segini emg paling asik menyimak pertengkaran orang-orang miskin
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@danynurfauzan7 @Rafilsafat @MafiaWasit Enteng ngomong gini karena darah dagingmu gak ada yg wafat di sana Perempuan dan anak kecil ga bersalah mati sia-sia dan lu ga ada empatinya sm sekali lol
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@bobsntso @Daemontargaryn6 @calon_gadunid @faz_hrp @MrOngDedy Sebaliknya, semua orang tau ceritanya. Hanya saja, semakin ke sini semakin banyak orang yg layak dipanggil Indon
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