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@swiftdualie_

5 months

2600XP CDS ONLY, 358.2 points to 3K #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@swiftdualie_

4 months

How splatoon would be if liter functioned like this forever:

APG_ねぎとろ

@NEGITOLO063

4 months

【朗報】リッカス弱体化

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

A wife and kids..???????? 💀💀💀💀

fork‼️crab enjoyer|TEAM FUTURE!|🌈🌴|free 🇵🇸‼️

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1 year

what the hell 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@KING_KONG_TAY bro did a victory emote put that in Splatoon immediately

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

@Trijosh1 Now you know what you did.

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Ratio because wtf is this shit be get real. 💀

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1 year

Bros will complain for 3 months about not having enough kits in the game and then proceed to declare new ones "dead" before they're even added into the game, pick a struggle lmfao

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

I’ll never forget the day that hella jps openly admitted to the fact that they use the darkest skin tone bc it’s “intimidating” lmao. Didn’t know it was hard to not be racist, and when we clap back they get all defensive like nigga u said it?

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@swiftdualie_

4 months

Tent players piss me off so bad because it’s like bitch I can’t kill you and you can’t kill me so what are we even doing here?

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@swiftdualie_

6 months

HOLY SHIT MY JAW DROPPED LMFAOAOA GET THAT SHIT RANGE PLAYER

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Reminder that “carried” is an overused term. You’re being “carried” if you underperform with players that are supposedly better than you, but at the end of the day Splatoon is and always will be a team game. Anybody can have their clutch moments, but that isn’t a carry. 1/2

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@swiftdualie_

11 months

this interaction LMAOOO I SCREAMED #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

@Y_MM4B they felt bad because you’re a stick eliter ‼️‼️‼️

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

@Rittyissad your switch will explode in 4 months, 121.667 days, 2920.003 hours, and 10512011.5 seconds.

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@swiftdualie_

10 months

S-Blast sneak is fucking insane gut that weapon 💀

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@swiftdualie_

7 months

Splatoon players when an actual fun game 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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7 months

Smash is a shit game

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Dawg even jps are disappointed at the “new” catalog 💀💀💀💀 and then we got some mfs sayin “oh I can get the gear I didn’t have before for free now 🥺🥺🥺” like buy it broke ass nigga

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@swiftdualie_

5 months

@sunzburst That moving little shit pisses me off so badly the map would be so good without it

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@swiftdualie_

11 months

it took for jp to win a tournament with an actual comp for people to realize that they should experiment instead of running triple zooka pencil btw

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

New season and niggas using liter and 52 day 1 you people really don’t like fun lmao

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Can we normalize understanding that S2 is the better game? I’m tryna switch but I definitely can’t do it alone /srs

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@swiftdualie_

11 months

Niggas who play with greyscale are in no fear of this shitass special what was even the point of the colorblind effect

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@swiftdualie_

10 months

@MasamuneBrush WHO THE FUCK IS GIGA NIG-

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Literally why.

Splatoon（スプラトゥーン）

@SplatoonJP

1 year

これは「Rブラスターエリートデコ」。相変わらず舌を噛みそうな名前のブキだ。サブウェポンの「ラインマーカー」、スペシャルウェポンの「メガホンレーザー5.1ch」と、直線的な攻撃が揃っており、メインウェポンと組み合わせて遠くから素早く相手を仕留めるぞ。

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@swiftdualie_

2 months

@indigowyd basically js called you a fatass slob who plays a free weapon now me personally

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1 year

?????????????

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

@TyusterVu The way his only mission was to paint for missiles 💀

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Why does jp have variety in comps but the west doesn’t? I don’t get it lol

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@swiftdualie_

5 months

SEE THIS THAT SHIT I BE TALKING ABOUT MAN

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@swiftdualie_

3 months

@niytrogen no you need to spend your coins

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Cds in the same category as wiper 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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1 year

The category is: easy weapons people think are hard

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE NIGGA RAHHHHHHHHH #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

I don’t care what ANYONE says, dynamo is annoying as FUCK to fight bro for a weapon to suck that bad and be THAT persistent with a falloff rate more inconsistent than fuckin pre-patch bucket is CRAZY 😭

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

THE PLOT THICKENS??????

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@swiftdualie_

10 months

dude #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Why is it that every time there’s drama in the Splatoon community someone says ALWAYS says “uh…… why can’t everyone just be nice to each other? 🤓☝🏾” Like what do you accomplish by tweeting that other than a couple of likes niggas still gon be toxic 💀

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

One thing imma say and imma be real on this one. Idgaf if you’re a casual, mid level, TOP LEVEL, if you have a shit take or treat others poorly you DONT deserve to have people tail behind you just because of where you stand in the competitive scene or how well known you are.

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

I need more friends in the Splatoon community where yall at idc if ur casual or comp if you’re cool or something reply to this tweet

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@swiftdualie_

7 months

Range is not fucking hard at all gun requires no talent if you call this weapon hard you’re dogshit

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@swiftdualie_

9 months

@chemicaliber @Toasty3563 @hitori_protoh how does one be terrible at splatoon and have a lack of a childhood I’ll be damned

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

yeah im quitting what the fuck do you mean there’s a cds point nerf and vshot is still the same bullshit I cant take it anymore im seeing red

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

@emunenelovemail Now you know what YOU did.

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

I think the time has come that I made a tierlist on non-shooter weapons that fall into certain skill ceilings, this is not biased and this is based off of personal experience, and encounters.

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

TWITTER IS BACK TO NORMAL 🙏🏾

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@birbdon I got violated jus now on mincemeat imma call yall niggas trump the way you were walling me out 💀

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@swiftdualie_

9 months

Guess whose back nigga

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@darkztetra You could say that he taught you a lesson

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

@sarin_spl they say because it looks intimidating 💀 very odd reasoning if you ask me

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@swiftdualie_

1 month

@OliyTC felt the aura two tweets away

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@KR1STALIX THE FUCKING NOD??????

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@mipoyos HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE OH MY GOD WHAT HE GOT THE WORLD RECORD 💀💀💀

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

UM??????????????

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Stop posting zooka clips they aren’t cool and you suck

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@Yumura_spl the dog at the end gon get u dragged LMFAOOOOOO

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@swiftdualie_

10 months

@SANT4NAAAA dude WHAT

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@nymvp_ deserved I fear

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

THERE IS NO WAY YOU CALLED WIPER’S MOVEMENT “TECHS” HARDER THAN VDS THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY LMFAOOOO 💀🙏🏾

mia :3 🍉

@Mia_Speedtana

1 year

I am literally convinced at this point that nobody in this entire community has any idea of wiper’s movement techs (which are 10x harder to do than squelchies btw), otherwise that shit would be put at the top of those stupid skill tier lists every time

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Lets say a Div 4 plays with +2 players in tourney, and play just as well as the +2 players, they aren’t being carried that means they’re holding their own and they’re competent. Synergy and team play is a big part, it enables you to make plays you may not have done before.

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@LumaAcee you just have to try to be different dont you

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@swiftdualie_

11 months

@jade_jimwiper job?

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@MatthewmegaLol the grind with S2 made MUCH more sense AND u rank down if u lose points past like high 1800 I miss that 😭

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@swiftdualie_

11 months

@applsauce_spl so there’s this thing that counts down

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@Dizzy_1101 Me when I see a fucking 52 or liter in series

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

I’m glad chargers falling out the meta, was tired of niggas sayin “learn the matchup” shit is unfun to fight lmao wyd when u get sniped across the map with no counterplay other than bombs which 9 times outta 10 don’t even affect good charger players who know how to space w/ paint

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Why do niggas queue just to do this lame ass shit dawg and then its an ugly ass octoling boy 💀🙏🏾

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

@ForgeHusky This is so wholesome

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

FINALLY A TOURNEY WIN IM TIRED I QUIT

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

WHOSE CONTROLLER IS THIS AGAIN I REMEMBER IT WAS A SPLATOON PLAYER UR FAMOUS LMAO

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@swiftdualie_

10 months

Ranch or nothing because well seasoned fries don’t need sauce

Zeke’s Spoon

@SpoonOfZeke

10 months

Ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on these?

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@niytrogen yeah shit is crazy asf language barrier my ass they know what they be doin

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@swiftdualie_

5 months

this is the only exception nobody likes you nigga 😂

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

yeah eliter ruins the game if you play eliter DNI I hate all of you

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@swiftdualie_

3 months

Lemuria is such a shitty fucking map dude why are there unnecessary moving platforms 😐

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@swiftdualie_

9 months

It is 4 AM and my initial plan was to make the disband post prior to the date that was most recently posted, but whoever the shithead was that posted THIS (thanks I bet it was Kain) I have to type this now 🤷🏾‍♂️ With this I’m quitting competitive Splatoon, the game hasn’t been-1/?

Payback!

@payback_spl

9 months

oh yeah we disbanded if you haven't realized

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Why do 52 players have the worst takes

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@swiftdualie_

6 months

But we can’t buff cds? this gun doesn’t deserve shit bro 😭

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

We won Low Ink Beta WOOOO!!!! Results down below! 3-1 TR Esports 3-1 Outcast Ninjas 3-0 Surf n Turf [Beta Bracket] 1-2 Red Pacific 2-0 yippee! 1-2 puzzles n dragons [Top 32]

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Aight u gon have to share bruh this is that bullshit right here 😭

PapaSpiff / Dr.イーブル

@PapaSpiff

1 year

9s reached! #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@swiftdualie_

10 months

@cs_thunder5 nigga said Halloween candy in December are you insane💀

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

@Pokeball35_ What in god’s name are you on

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

nobody fucking cares show us the cds kit 💀

Splatoon North America

@SplatoonNA

1 year

SRL Board Game & Leisure Activity Team here with a report on Tableturf Battle. We're getting new cards! There will be 11 new cards in total, including the Painbrush card that offers Special Points and the S-BLAST '92 card that helps utilize the corners of the stage.

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

@That_Guy_Negus Just because SHOOTER is the game category, doesn’t mean that the OTHER weapon classes in the game should suffer from a stale submachine gun 💀

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

vds players how often do we do this?

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

Stop 👏🏾 queuing 👏🏾 in 👏🏾 Splatoon 👏🏾 games 👏🏾 if 👏🏾 you’re 👏🏾 going 👏🏾 to 👏🏾 ragequit 👏🏾 in 👏🏾 the 👏🏾 first 👏🏾 30 👏🏾 seconds 👏🏾 you 👏🏾 are 👏🏾 shit 👏🏾 at 👏🏾 the 👏🏾 video 👏🏾 game 👏🏾 :) 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

I SCREAMED WTF LMAIOAOAAOA

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@crvoy_

1 year

my bad they were better #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@swiftdualie_

2 years

@chrisPST_ What kind of booya-

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@swiftdualie_

7 months

this weapon is not fair LMAO #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@swiftdualie_

4 months

I STOP PLAYING SPLATOON FOR A FEW DAYS AND JACKPOT IS RACIST NOW?

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@swiftdualie_

3 months

Watching 52 players play anything that’s objectively harder is mad embarrassing because they try and implement the same monkey hold forward playstyle….. (it doesn’t work 😬)

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

I would like for people in the Splatoon community to open their eyes and not be actual bots for once Quit bein oblivious to the real problems, and the lil banter and minor altercations that nobody cares about is unserious asf And quit bein a follower nigga, yk who yall are.

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

aight bruh I’m ngl yall niggas jumping this person bc of something they did in a silly paint game and making it seem like they committed a felony is deadass mad petty 💀 “uR ToO tOxIc FoR tHe CoMmUniTy” are you really that soft? At least they apologized who cares that much bro

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

The average Payback vc: “I play handheld” Rosey: You don’t play handheld with a controller? The entire vc: what….? Rosey: Whats the difference?? “ITS NOT HANDHELD???????????” Ezio: I just realized 52 does 52 damage…. “TIMER TIMER TIMER TIMER”

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@swiftdualie_

1 year

@overtime_spl double vshot in low level is insane this shit really do get serious

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