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in case anyone is wondering where iโve been, iโm currently extremely busy with Drum Corps once again and for the most part canโt even play the game at all until Mid-August. Canโt be sure if iโll return to comp then, but iโll definitely stick around in the community once iโm back
Splatoon is the only comp community Iโve seen that shuns people who play meta weapons. Yknow, the weapons that are perceived to be the best and give you an advantage, in a competitive settingโฆ
Do we want to win or not?
โbut you can fire all day long without affecting your aimโ
Hey guys remember when the splatoon devs lied to us and said we would have a unique weapon that wouldnโt have bloom?
:)
SRL Ballistics here with a report on the Splattershot Nova, a new member of the Splattershot family with galactic range and an out-of-this-world look! Its power won't blow up a planet or anything, but you can fire all day long without affecting your aim. Splat speed ahead!
the scariest part about todayโs reveals is that if theyโre trying to get both the new specials on 4 total kits this seasonโฆ
Liter is getting Splashdown
Stampโs hitbox gets smaller when you look downwards. That shouldnโt even exist but it especially sucks cuz looking straight forward with it is bad because the hammer blocks your field of view
important inkstorm buff info!!
heal rate in kid form is increased to swim form *while inside the storm*. you can still recover health faster if you are damaged outside the storm then walk in, but you *cannot* recover faster when taking damage inside the storm then walking out
We need to stop playing zones only. The mode is way worse in this game, meanwhile clams has tremendously improved since Spl2. The gap between clams and every other mode in this game is insane
No one is talking about aero mg and zap becoming 180 points. I know theyโre not amazing weps or anything but they both paint extremely well and giving them less points for special is really dumb. Even if they arenโt good specials, special spamming is just stupid in general
craziest part is they didnโt even do this with the camera forward they literally know the exact formula of stick motion + button press to land it perfectly from any angle, and youโre telling me we as a community commit suicide upon seeing an inkjet even in top level play? ๐ญ๐
No way yโall are calling it weco ๐
as a community we have literally never used the first syllable of the weapon and rest of the word as the brand, thatโs insane
@flaberflaber
@LilNasX
"The entirety of Asia is on fire, the US has a major food shortage, a new deadly virus has started in Australia"
"Omg ladies go get this new vibrator rn ๐๐"
@MatttGFX
itโs actually insane how this is all we had in mario kart games until like 2015 since DS and it honestly still seemed satisfying
tripling the tracks from 32 to 96 still seems crazy to me but to be fair weโve had 48 of them for almost 8 years now
tomorrowโs patch will either make the game the most balanced itโs ever been or heavily amplify zooka cooler meta
they have the option to nerf zooka startup and buff low tier specials, but they also have the option to balance around koshien and nerf cooler, with no zooka changes
Top 5 highest skill ceilings:
1. both Bows
2. Wiper
3. Squelchies
4. Tetras
5. Short range shooters (splash-52 range)
Wanna see one trickers push these more
@WolfeyGlick
Fans mad when Nintenso announces the Switch Pro?
Surprising
What's not surprising?
Switching to Geico could save you 15% or more on car insurance
useless fact of the day: if you aim the spawner at the very egde of the platform on Sturgeon and paint it instead of chooshing to spawn further ahead, you'll reach mid 2 frames faster
zipcaster splash damage change explained:
does more damage based on how far away you are when zipping, as well as depending on how close the splash hits to your opponent
min range min splash: 24.9
min range max splash: 32.1
high range min splash: 35
high range max splash: 45
People who donโt trim their clips are so annoying. Like you really want me to watch 15 seconds of nothing and then think Iโm gonna like ur tweet ๐ญ
@Snowball_sage
mahi rework was at the same time last season and mincemeat is the communityโs overall most hated map :p
or iโm a psychic, iโll go with that one cuz itโs cooler
using up my daily dose of shade for the day that gets everyone to โhate me because of my takesโ because apparently saying we should probably be better at the game is a personal attack to very many people ๐
I am literally convinced at this point that nobody in this entire community has any idea of wiperโs movement techs (which are 10x harder to do than squelchies btw), otherwise that shit would be put at the top of those stupid skill tier lists every time
important things to note that weren't specified in the patch notes:
-Painbrush minimum damage: 25 -> 31, not sure exactly how this affects damage at closer distances but it seems to be a more impactful change further away
-Glooga time until reaching minimum falloff damage
yea this stage is gonna be so bad LMAO
the 2 attacking teams being next to eachother instead of on opposite sides will mean defenders can easily shoot them without needing to cover 2 directions, and attacking teams will have to deal with the other teams turf even more than usual
@togglebott
@advertisedtwit
OOMF acronym = "one of my followers" but people mainly just say oomf to mean "follower". Oomfie has the same meaning
"Hey oomfs what's your favorite color?"
@squidschool_spl
no, but, it does get worse as you fire. According to inkipedia it does have bloom and itโs actually relatively bad
The type of bloom it has (how much it starts at and increases per shot) is different from pretty much every other shooter so I doubt someone just copy pasted it
after watching multiple times, i have a good idea of what this weaponโs gimmick is
it increases fire rate the longer it charges. the 1st ring of charge seems to be about splattershot fire rate, 2nd ring looks like aerospray, and the full charge is ballpointโs short range speed
Yโall need to stop posting every single quad or triple you get like no one wants to see you just swim and shoot against 4 people who played the game for like 20 hours total in series ๐ญ๐
@thesophiratchet
Racism and transphobia both form from similar mindsets. I dont understand how you can live a life of experiencing oppression but not understand the oppression received from another group with similar social issues
@LevinsonGabe
@Twig_Spl
@YAMERO0OO
Nah you have to be there at the end of the season. Otherwise little timmy would have it by being the first one to calc in the season after getting koโd 4 times ๐ญ
*someone dies to zooka in a scrim*
the entire team (while we should be calling out btw): HAHA JUST DODGE IT, BE MORE AWARE, JUST PREDICT IT BRO (as sarcasm)
please shut the fuck up, please just shut the fuck up
@Mr_Popgun
and the homework is playing a matchmaking system that somehow spawns the worst players of all time to be on your team vs the worst players of all time + Kyo