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@tommowalkerrr
Tom Walker
3 months
Lacerated ACL and loads of tears hopefully
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
3 months
That birthday feeling 🤩 Lamine Yamal turns 1⃣7⃣ today 🥳 What can we expect from him on Sunday...? 🤔
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2 years
£200k+ a year, working class hero is our Paul
@itvfootball
ITV Football
2 years
'These fans are working class like us as lads and it'd be great for the club to go and get a big tie, these fans deserve it.' Well said @PMullin7 👏 #ITVFootball | @Wrexham_AFC
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Tom Walker
6 years
I’m still struggling to get over the fact that Danny Dyer has actually got a daughter called Dani Dyer
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Tom Walker
3 years
Here is a picture of Wes Hoolahan sinking a pint of Guinness on the pitch after winning promotion aged thirty-eight years old. The definition of a lovely old job
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Tom Walker
3 years
Me and my mate Bovver!
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Tom Walker
4 years
Akinfenwa and Uche upfront, can I get odds on Wycombe to play less than ten passes on the floor next season @SkyBet
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
4 years
EXCLUSIVE! Uche Ikpeazu taking Wycombe medical as Hearts striker set for Championship switch #WWFC #HMFC | @rosspilcher
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Tom Walker
29 days
That’s gone well
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Tom Walker
8 months
All the best for the rest of the season chaps @QPR @swfc @htafc
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
8 months
Neil Harris has today left the Club to join Millwall, following an official approach and compensation being paid.
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Tom Walker
2 years
If that team (as it is) doesn’t get relegated I will buy everyone that likes this tweet a donut
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Tom Walker
2 years
Cambridgeshire rn
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1 year
My hero 💛
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Tom Walker
7 years
Fun fact: it is a legal requirement for all train ticket inspectors to have been bullied for at least 20 years
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4 years
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@DavidHartrick
David Hartrick
4 years
What’s the thing that feels the most football, but isn’t actually football? For me it’s Rainham Steel.
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5 months
AAAAAAAND BREATHE, GLORIOUS 😎
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Tom Walker
3 years
MK Dons fans absolutely revelling that they’ve taken more than a thousand fans away from home for the first time in their history
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Tom Walker
3 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH #ITFC
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Tom Walker
1 year
The Newmarket Road End has absolutely DELIVERED tonight
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
1 year
"Fejiri Okenabirhie comes up with the goods!" 💥
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Tom Walker
3 years
Would like to wholeheartedly thank everyone involved at @CambridgeUtdFC for ensuring we’ve reached a point of the season where we can focus more on results in/around Posh rather than our own, bliss
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Tom Walker
2 years
Their lot singing about Simon Dobbin. Lowest of the low. Win the game by all accounts but do not stoop that low
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Tom Walker
4 years
Paul has just caused SCENES.
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Tom Walker
3 years
This team is our reward for about twenty years of watching complete and utter shite, savour it because this lot are fucking special
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Tom Walker
7 years
I'm going to go with yes, the most expensive football player of all time could probably score a goal against Crewe Alexandra
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
7 years
😏 @neymarjr scores on Champions League debut for PSG, but can he do it on a cold night in Crewe? JABOOO! @Ibehre #CamUTD
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Tom Walker
4 years
I say it time after time after time but I literally cannot believe that Wesley Hoolahan plays for Cambridge United Football Club
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3 years
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2 years
No idea why this has gone so mental, I still worship the ground that Sir Paul Mullin walks on for the avoidance of any doubt and would commit serious atrocities for him to play for the U’s just one more time
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Tom Walker
3 years
Mate words do not describe how much I love this team. After a fucking hard year they’re the ones that get you through the week and when it really matters, like really matters, they just deliver
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Tom Walker
3 years
A single Plymouth fan runs about four blocks to give it large to the away end, only to arrive just as the goal is disallowed, he is then forcibly removed by about five stewards, magic
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
3 years
54' - Confusion here as Plymouth think they've taken the lead through Jephcott however a very late offside call rules it out. #PAFC 0-0 #CamUTD Watch LIVE 📺👉
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Tom Walker
1 year
Just one of the best moments I’ve ever experienced following Cambridge, you spend years and thousands of pounds trekking across the country for a hell of a lot of disappointment, but every now and again you get something like this and it makes it all worthwhile
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
1 year
This is unreal. The moment Cambridge fans found out they’d avoided relegation against all odds today. Moments like this are why we do it… ❤️
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3 months
Absolutely undying respect for Bukayo Saka, the fucking bollocks on you to step up and take a penalty after everything and just roll it in the corner, you fucking beauty
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Tom Walker
4 years
Couldn’t be arsed to wait weeks for a small amount extra, so I think it’s about time that I thank the main man @PMullin7 for paying for the beers across this bank holiday 😎
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Tom Walker
1 year
Yeah, league one
@Wrexham_AFC
Wrexham AFC
1 year
Is there no end to his talent? 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
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Tom Walker
12 years
#BestFootballChants "we get to go home, we get to go hoooooome, you have to live here, we get to go home"
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Tom Walker
3 years
Weekends, sponsored by @CambridgeUtdFC
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Tom Walker
8 months
If you don’t laugh you’ll cry, this is absolutely vintage Cambridge United Football Club, I’m not sure this ever gets topped, genuinely
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Tom Walker
5 years
U’s dicking promotion favourites 4-0 away from home and Posh chucking away two goal leads you just love to see it
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Tom Walker
3 years
Sometimes this football club seriously seriously surprises me
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Tom Walker
3 years
As far as football teams go, this Cambridge United team is fucking special
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Tom Walker
4 years
I am absolutely buzzing for the Wes Hoolastand 😎
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
4 years
🙌 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁...introducing 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒖𝒍 𝑴𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 👏 South Stand renamed 🤪 𝐦𝐢𝐝-𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 🤪 by sponsors @MEADPLANT_GRAB in recognition of @PMullin7 breaking the Club's Goals in a League Season record! #CamUTD
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Tom Walker
3 years
Oh dear I’ve become one of them
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3 years
I know where she won’t be: watching Germany in the QF on Saturday night, hope this helps
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Tom Walker
4 years
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Tom Walker
3 years
“Whatever happens tomorrow we’ve had a great season”, categorically not the case, if we bottle automatic promotion having needed one point from our last three games that is a massive fuck up
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Tom Walker
2 years
Any chance we can delay the retained list for another few years? I am nowhere near mature enough to deal with the heartbreak of Wes Hoolahan leaving us in a grown up, rational way
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Tom Walker
2 years
You have literally no idea how much I love you, you absolute fucking GOD @Harrisondunk11
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Tom Walker
1 year
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #PUFC
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Tom Walker
3 years
LITTLE. OLD. CAMBRIDGE.
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Tom Walker
3 years
The best I’ve ever seen and probably the best I ever will see in a Cambridge United shirt, it is absolutely mental that he plays for us
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
3 years
WESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
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Tom Walker
3 months
Earned the right to go out on his own terms. Should’ve ended with a trophy and a knighthood but sport is fucking crap sometimes isn’t it
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
3 months
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Gareth Southgate on his future: “I don’t think it’s good moment to decide these things”. “I need to have those conversations with important people behind the scenes. I'm not going to discuss that publicly first”.
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Tom Walker
4 years
Put some fucking respect on Liam O’Neil’s name right this instant
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Tom Walker
3 years
One last job then Wesley
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Tom Walker
5 years
I think you could make a really decent argument that Harrison Dunk is Cambridge United’s best signing of all time
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Tom Walker
5 years
Maxwell; Tait, Miller, Coulson, Taylor; Donaldson, Champion, Berry, Dunk; Cunnington, Appiah
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
5 years
🤔 Which side do you think Colin Calderwood will select this afternoon U's fans? What's your starting XI? #CamUTD
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Tom Walker
2 years
That’s my St. George
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Tom Walker
2 years
Bonner staying and MacAnthony sacking off Posh, get it straight into my arteries
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Tom Walker
3 years
That is simply not the FA Cup
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
3 years
Moving on! 🏆 #CamUTD
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Tom Walker
2 years
Absolutely Wycombe’d Wycombe, massive performance to send us into Saturday, goarn the U’s
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Tom Walker
3 years
Absolutely buzzing to throw my principles and opinions out of the window for a trip to Wembley to watch Mark Bonner’s tricky U’s lift the Pizza Cup
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Tom Walker
2 years
If the U’s pull off a decent remake of that 91-93 Fujitsu kit, we’ll probably do enough money in shirt sales to pinch Mbappe from PSG
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
2 years
One week to go. 🔥 #CamUTD | @hummel1923
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Tom Walker
4 years
In the hypothetical scenario that I came home to Paul Mullin shagging my hypothetical wife I would ensure he was hydrated and warm enough, get the statue built
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Tom Walker
3 years
This is not just a hangover, this is a League One hangover
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Tom Walker
5 years
Fucking hell haven’t they been through enough?
@theposh
Peterborough United
5 years
The Posh and Thomas Cook have enjoyed a long-standing relationship since the business moved to the city in 1977. Following the news this morning that Thomas Cook has ceased trading, we'd like to invite their employees to watch our game this weekend for free. #AUnitedCity #PUFC
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Tom Walker
3 years
Should be fine, still got three games in hand on us haven’t they?
@TranmereRovers
Tranmere Rovers FC
3 years
That's full time and our season comes to an end. #TRFC #SWA
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Tom Walker
3 years
Fucking vloggers going to games, please never enter a U’s away end again
@fusionjosh_
Josh
3 years
Tomorrow ‼️
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Tom Walker
8 years
Credit to the Col U fan who pitch invaded, got arrested, and will now get a banning order and a criminal record all for a disallowed goal 👏🏼
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Tom Walker
4 years
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha fucking have that you horrible cunts @SUFCRootsHall
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Tom Walker
2 years
If I hadn’t scored a goal since August I simply wouldn’t be shhhhing the fans that pay your wages, especially if I wasn’t absolutely sure you weren’t going to be part of a team losing to lower league opposition
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Tom Walker
3 years
Derby day tomorrow, come on the U’s #CamUTD #ITFC
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Tom Walker
8 months
When teams start going after Lyle Taylor in the summer
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
8 months
Served on a plate. 🤌
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Tom Walker
5 years
This fucking football club mate
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Tom Walker
3 years
Lloyd Jones steaming into the away end at full time 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Tom Walker
2 years
Hilarious that Posh fans seem to have genuinely convinced themselves that they’re a big club, and yet cannot sell out their own ground for their biggest game in 20+ years
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Tom Walker
8 months
Well it’s been a turbulent week or so for the U’s, but I think this tops the lot - what level of dickhead do you have to be to do this in the 93rd minute when we’re chasing an equaliser and on the attack, needs hanging publicly on Newmarket Rd pre-match next weekend
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Greg Kett
8 months
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Tom Walker
3 years
Some fucking end that what a day out mate
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
3 years
They've done it! Third tier Cambridge knock Premier League Newcastle out of the FA Cup 😱
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Tom Walker
6 years
Cambridge United Football Club
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Tom Walker
3 years
Can’t believe we’ve won 3-1, gone up to 13th in League One and extended our gap to the relegation zone to nine points and we weren’t even wearing amber shorts, some football team
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Tom Walker
7 years
Just watched Shrewsbury absolutely play Charlton off the park, based on that I’ll be astounded if they don’t go up
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Tom Walker
2 years
I have been so, so, so, SO critical of this bloke - but I simply won’t have him taking none of the praise, today must’ve meant so much to him and he’s completely pulled it off, fucking go out for a beer and enjoy it chief
@DougShulman
Doug Shulman
2 years
“I hope the players get the praise and adulation they deserve. It’s a great afternoon for everyone.” Mark Bonner following today’s local derby win v Peterborough Interview now @BBCCambsSport @BBCCambs
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Tom Walker
3 years
Some thirty nine year olds can hack league one, others can’t, it’s not for everyone
@SunderlandAFC
Sunderland AFC
3 years
Sunderland AFC striker Jermain Defoe has announced his retirement from professional football with immediate effect. Thank you for everything and best of luck for the future, @IAmJermainDefoe ! 👊 #SAFC
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Tom Walker
3 years
Took the ball cleanly, superb tackle, shame it was in St Pancras
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Tom Walker
2 years
Mark Bonners been on the roof with a sledgehammer
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
2 years
Tomorrow's game at the Abbey Stadium has been postponed. High winds have caused damage to the Main Stand roof and as such, it is not safe to host the fixture. #CamUTD
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Tom Walker
4 years
I can honestly say I’m not really that bothered how the FA/EFL decide to finish the season, but as long as whatever they do really annoys Darragh MacAnthony I’ll be extremely satisfied
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Tom Walker
3 years
I fucking love this team, you can genuinely feel how United they are too absolutely unreal
@CambridgeUtdFC
Cambridge United FC
3 years
For skip. 💛🖤 #CamUTD
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Tom Walker
1 year
So we beat FGR 2-0, bettered MK & Morecambe’s results, stayed in League One and said what were you worried about?
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Tom Walker
9 months
Lyle Taylor obviously scores the first and sets up the winner which is the real quiz, but fuck me Brandon Njoku was absolutely brilliant - what a talent
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Tom Walker
1 year
Nothing will ever beat Willo walking up to that Ipswich home end just simply applauding, them going absolutely mental in return - one of the greats 🙌🏼
@George_Willo
George Williams
1 year
@CambridgeUtdFC it’s been a pleasure 🙌🏼
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Tom Walker
3 years
The playoffs are so, so good (especially with your feet up, having a beer, not arsed about the result because your team has already won automatic promotion)
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Tom Walker
10 months
Replacement buses, cancelled trains, raining, no fit strikers, Steve Evans and I’m unlikely to make the last train home, this could be an all time classic as far as shit, miserable days out go, go on the U’s
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Tom Walker
5 years
Signed a kit deal worth £100,000,000 per year in January, fast forward twelve weeks and they’re using taxpayer’s money to pay their staff, get so far to fuck
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
5 years
Liverpool have placed some of their non-playing staff on furlough. More to follow: #LFC #bbcfootball
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Tom Walker
2 years
THERES LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET
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Tom Walker
7 years
Sack the manager in November ✅ Panic buying strikers in January ✅ Moaning about crowds in March✅
@BBCCambsSport
BBC Cambs Sport
7 years
League 1 title ✅ 110 goals ✅ Crowds of 7,000 ✅ Darragh MacAnthony has been setting out his aims for Peterborough this season. #pufc
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4 years
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Tom Walker
2 years
One year today since probably the most batshit mental thing I’ve ever seen supporting this football club
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Tom Walker
1 year
Away to bottom of the league, winless all season having scored just one single goal in twelve games, I’ve seen this one before
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Tom Walker
2 years
Intrigued to know why BBC Cambs are discussing Morocco’s performance at the World Cup instead of the U’s winning their first game at home for months
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Tom Walker
3 years
Nah all good, just little old Cambridge rattling former European champions for fun, what a club
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Tom Walker
6 months
Avoid defeat away at already relegated Port Vale and safety is secured, it could not be more simple and yet somehow it feels incredibly complex at the same time
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Tom Walker
2 years
Someone had a lager did they, Gab? Smash us, you’d have to get close first you absolute CUNT
@Gabs50Zakuani
Gabriel Zakuani
2 years
Just left Wetherspoons, thank you to all the fans for such an unbelievable reception in there, fuckin love The Posh now time to jump on commentary 5 pints deep hope I can get my words out. We better smash these today, come on the boys 🔵🔵 #pufc
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Tom Walker
11 months
That realistically should be it, genuinely never ever wanted something to work as much as Bonner being our manager, but if that isn’t evidence enough that it’s run it’s course then nothing else will be
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Tom Walker
5 years
Just when I think I’m fed up of this football club and I’ve had enough they draw me right back in fucking hell what a night
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Tom Walker
3 years
I am off to get fucking bladdered lads the U’s are going up
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