𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.) @stuart_humour Twitter profile

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@stuart_humour

7 months

65 years, their numbers add up to. And 65 years since the Munich air disaster, on the last game before, it's the 66th year, and we all remember those sadly lost on the 6th of February 1958...🙌💔🙏🇾🇪

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@stuart_humour

10 months

Newcastle lost spurs lost, City conceded 4 goals and drew, but oh no, let's talk about Manchester united....🤔

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10 months

🗣 "We thought that they were going to progress..." A closer look at Manchester United's journey since Erik ten Hag's appointment in April, 2022 🔍🔴

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3 months

Merson, the gift that keeps on giving ..😂👍

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

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2 years

🙌👌👇

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

If united had a darts team....🤦‍♂️

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

Manchester and Leeds are in the UK the last time I checked, tomorrow there game is the only prem game on, people pay hundreds of pounds every year to sky and bt, but guess what they can't be arsed to televise it in th UK, make it make sense...🤯

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

1 year

Legend....🙏

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

He wasn't that bad....🤔

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

Phil Jones wasn't match fit but he gave 100% and never stopped. He played like a player who loves the club. Acted like a captain should act. Many wrote him off but he was the best by far..hats off to him...👍👊🇾🇪

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

My wife is leaving me because she says I'm obsessed with 'Line Of Duty'. For the benefit of the tape, she's just left the house with her suitcase.

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes topless in her backyard. Personally, I’m on the fence.....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

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@stuart_humour

9 months

Cooked...😂👍

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

Supporting Manchester United is no good for my stress levels...

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

1 year

I can't believe it , Gary Barlow has blocked me, whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it...🤷‍♂️

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

Barcelona's new bench ordered for all the players theyve bought and can't play...🤔

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 months

Fuck you Lineker, out of order....

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3 months

🗣 Gary Lineker: "This could conceivably be your last game, do you know?" 🗣 Erik ten Hag: "I don't know." #BBCFootball #BBCFACup

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@stuart_humour

3 years

🤔 If this guy gets a suntan he'll have a lot of explaining to do....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

If this is a problem then maybe you are the problem.....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

1 year

🤔👀

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@stuart_humour

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@stuart_humour

2 years

Who had one of these....🙋‍♂️

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

Meatloaf is getting married again. He's engaged to his accountant. Apparently she'll do anything for love, but she won't do VAT.

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

United rebuilding....🇾🇪😣😬

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

How can that be onside...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌🎸🍻🥳

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

25 days

Chelsea has ordered their new bench....🤔

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 months

We protect our own.....👌

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

Does maguire beep when he turns around ffs...

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

I'd take players like this all day long, gives his all, loves the club, plays for the team, big hearted....👌🙌

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

😬🥴

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

Uniteds transfer strategy explained in plumbing form...🥴

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

Kick about lads.....🙏

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

Which alcohol made you throw up and say "I never wanna drink again"? I’ll wait 😂

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

Right who out of my followers, follow me because they are interested in what I tweet, this is a test, just like this if you do...let's see how many bother....🤔

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

9 months

He received hate, and he received disrespect. he sat on the bench and got his head down, and worked, never sulked understood he was struggling and never blamed others, well done Harry...👏

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

9 months

🚨🏆 Confirmed: Harry Maguire wins the PL Player of the Month Award for November. “Couldn’t have done it without my team mates, the staff and you fans. Your love and support doesn’t go unnoticed, I appreciate it”.

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

7 months

Today, we remember our past and our history. They built us back up after disaster, and they did it because they loved the club, and to respect the fallen, never forget...🙏💔🇾🇪

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 months

Oh come on ..🤷😂

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

How do they expect us to do dry January. when we support man united...

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 months

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

1 year

I have a daughter. I love my daughter. I would do time if my daughter was hurt by any man. That's all I have to say on the subject.

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

3-0 and some still on the mission to slag our players off, I mean having a go at wout because he hasn't scored but worked his arse off, up and down the pitch, playing with heart like he loves the club, he knows he wouldn't be number one if we had more options but he gives 100% 👌

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

I hate hotel bath towels, they are so thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!....

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@stuart_humour

2 years

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

My wife wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

My wife said, I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis. I replied, That's 15 love....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

Enter new password: chicken Password must contain a capital: chickenkiev

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

These cold mornings...😳🥶

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

I think rashford needs a time out to sort his head out and decide what he wants to be as a footballer, love the bloke but something is very wrong there...

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

RIP🙏...so sad...😞

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

I first started properly using twitter when covid started, I though let's cheer people up with a few jokes as we all need a lift, from then to now I never expected this I'm so move and I thank you...👍✌️

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

Morning....get out you couple of bollocks....😠

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

1 year

I want maguire to find a new club, not because I hate him, because he's not for us and for his mental health he needs a fresh start, it's not working out for him and it almost seems cruel to keep him, so if he goes I wish him all the best...

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

9 months

Sits on the bench never complains, comes on does his bit, and this is what it means, thank you sergio...👏

Sergio Reguilón

@sergio_regui

9 months

No words needed

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@stuart_humour

3 years

Night all.....👍✌

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

To the nob head grown man who thought it was OK to call my daughter who lacks a bit of confidence in her new job..a bitch, please pray I don't find out your name...😡

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@stuart_humour

3 years

If you have a problem with united fans being from other parts of the world then jog on, because I don't care if they live on the moon you support the same team then you become united, doesn't matter where you are from....come on you know 👍👊🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

I caught my son chewing on electrical wires, I had to ground him. He now conducts himself properly....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

Can i just say if you support Manchester united you should never hate ole..yes disagree with his choices of formation/who he picks but to hate for me is so wrong, we don't hate someone that gave us what the super sub did..the disrespect on here for me a club legend is wrong...🇾🇪

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

👌👍✌

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

Breaking news....🚨 Manchester united are looking at every player in the world, just looking mind, the end....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

True...

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

7 months

Rip....😞🙏

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

1 year

The first keeper I really remember, the blonde beauty Mr. bailey....👏

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 months

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

1 year

BREAKING NEWS... It has just been confirmed that Sheik Anvac wants to purchase Manchester United. He has promised to put the freshness back into the club....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

1 year

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

So I get that many dont put a like to my jokes I share on here who follow me and you don't have too as long as you enjoy, but it would be interesting to know how many do enjoy them out of my followers so could you please just put a like to this tweet if they help you thanks...🙂

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

Well 21 years married today so hoping united can win tonight to cheer me up...😬🥴😄 It's a joke happily married for 21 years...👍✌🥳🎉🥂

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

5 months

I put the clocks forward at halftime so i didn't have to watch the second half....😬👍

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

No wonder wan is such a good tackler, look at the size of his right foot...

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

1 year

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@stuart_humour

2 years

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

11 months

Lady Cathy ferguson, Sad loss, RIP....😞🙏💔

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

Micheal Owen has just said, if England score more goals than hungary today they will definitely win I really believe that....🥴

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

Theres many on here that could never turn there back on Manchester united me for one,when you've supported them for a long time it's in your blood,I've supported the one team as have most of my family,weve seen the good and the bad times but we never thought about jumping ship.

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

I see David Beckham's son has signed for Brentford and been given a shirt number. The manager said, Wear four out there Romeo....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

I just ordered a rapid test kit from the NHS. They sent me a DVD of England v Australia...

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

I've been waiting ages to do this again....I hope Germany get their just desserts....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 years

When your dad helps you with your fancy dress outfit...🤷‍♂️

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

I came on here out of boredom mainly through lockdown, I stay on here because I found out there is good people all around the world who I've found share my daft humour, many ive chatted with and shared a laugh with for years which ive enjoyed, you stay I stay thats the deal.👍��️

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

1 year

First picture of one of the men in charge of transfers at Manchester United...🇾🇪👀

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

I'm still #GlazersOut but i still want the team to perform and do well, I can think both ways....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

2 years

If you cant back the new manager then fluck off to another club...simples....👍✌

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

11 months

Thank you, villa. When a club knows what respect is, as fans, we want different things, and we say things against each other, banter, etc, but when this happens, we all come together...👏

Henry Winter

@henrywinter

11 months

Villa Park bursts into applause and a loud chant from all around of “there’s only one Bobby Charlton”. #AVLWHU

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

9 days

Scott mctominay loved Manchester united, it's in his blood, he gave his all, maybe not enough at times but he battled, also got us out of a few scrapes in the past, wish him well, not good riddance....

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𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥.(𝕨𝕙𝕠, 𝕨𝕙𝕪, 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥.)

@stuart_humour

3 months

JACOB STEINBERG lacks braincells, and all he speaks is bull and lies -6