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Americans voting for William Henry Harrison
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taylor swift’s driveway
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Me waiting for the first HaHa in the group chat
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Do you think I can ask my law school for a refund because like there is no law anymore lol
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There are no gay people in A Quiet Place because y’all never shut up
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i contract this after one vodka soda
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A new corona virus variant called “FLiRT” is reportedly on rise in the US.
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we love the coconut tree but this is always the video
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me drunk in the back of an uber
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New York City captivated my heart the moment I arrived, 28 years ago today. This electrifying town isn't just my home; it's a colorful canvas where dreams come alive. New York’s iconic skyline and vibrant culture inspire me every day.
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Me literally every day
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Me cheering my friends picking the brunch spot I wanted the whole time and orchestrated behind the scenes to make happen
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Get on loser we’re going to tax the 1%
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I see you Austrian Airlines #ViennaTSTheErasTour
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March 1st 2020 March 1st 2021
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Friend: “Please don’t get political at dinner.” Me: “Of course! I’d never do that!” *one sip of wine* Me:
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I want to be blasted through the wall in Dolby Cinema during the belt
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The official trailer for ‘Wicked’ has been released.
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Need a TWINKS FOR KAMALA shirt asap
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join the line dude
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Colton Underwood hasn't had an 'emotional connection' with a man yet
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You know I stand for the flag
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@MrPeanut goodnight sweet prince
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Boyfriend: “Remember my parents are conservative so please don’t make a scene” Me: “Of course I’d never do that!” *me walking into their house*
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I grew up on these streets
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I grew up on these streets
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RuPaul watching the price of oil tank
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When I see the barista making my coffee but they don’t call my name
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Happy Olympics Day!
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I beg you to join us here on Earth
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If Taylor Swift endorses Kamala - which I think she will - the best way for the campaign to deploy her: have her do one-night-only shows in battleground states targeting 1st time voters, where the price to attend is registering to vote.
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@SpeakerRyan you’re disgusting
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eclipse day!
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arrest the top
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When the group finally decides on a brunch spot
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THERE'S A VERDICT.
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I think I got some sun
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@SpeakerRyan vote again to repeal Obamacare while 30,000 Americans die this year because of your inaction
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@TomiLahren you don’t understand population density
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The MTA every weekend:
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DUA LIPA
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NYC I’VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!! STAY TUNED
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i can show him around
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Announcing Wenn? Announcing now. Welcome to New York! 🗽
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Attending a brunch at the place I voted against
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summoning circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Dorinda on 🕯 Traitors S3 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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how do you know that's the moon
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I still haven’t recovered from this moment @RuPaul
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Kamala walking into the Oval Office this morning
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@realDonaldTrump This is the 18th school shooting in 2018 — do something
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no gay can do all three: 1- drive 2- wrap gifts 3- t*p
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people sending actual work emails this week???
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@realDonaldTrump YOU GOIN TO JAIL DONALD!
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Get in loser we’re going to the White House
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Get Kamala on Very Delta
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Couples who sit on the same side of the booth.
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Just a PSA as the Olympics start: the gymnasts are like 5′ 5″ the divers are like 5′ 10″ the swimmers are like 6′ 3″
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Senator Warren running to the Senate Majority
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@jasoninthehouse investigate the President and his connection to Russia or his conflicts of interest Jason.
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The moon:
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Tim Walz is going on Very Delta
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TUESDAY Gov. Andy Beshear joins us on I’ve Had It.
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@NRA @RealDonaldTrump you’re disgusting
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Bring him back for AS6
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Production starting to get WAY too cute with these recent episodes #TheTraitorsUS
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My entire personality in one photo
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@realDonaldTrump yeah but it was plagiarized...
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gays discussing their pride plans
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@realDonaldTrump did you talk about that time he leaked info to his mistress?
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Me voting in 2016 vs Me voting in 2018
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Senator Lisa Barlow
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Breaking news: Mitt Romney says he will not seek a second Senate term, probably ending the Utah Republican’s decades-long political career.
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need the gays to hear this sorry
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I am living for Princess Anne
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Me headed to Olive Garden
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Next stop: Rome.
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me meeting all my friend’s failed dates
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Vice President Kamala Harris has been seated next to a different Speaker of the House for each State of the Union address. #SOTU #SOTU2024
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she better be the designated survivor
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Officially spooky szn!
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Justice for @Wendys !
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Another day of rotting in front of my tv watching the Olympics
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We’ve lost Ina
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Obligatory bathroom pic
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All aboard Kamala/Pritzker
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How did Michael Caine not win an Oscar for his performance in Miss. Congeniality?
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Hang it in the Louvre
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feeling pretty in pink
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As a gay kid, I always felt like a disappointment, which is why this pride month, I'm partnering with the New York Jets
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This primary is stressing me out but its hard to not stan these women
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When I see the Senate staffer at Bunker
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@realDonaldTrump 25 days till you lose Donny
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@realDonaldTrump do something about guns. Enough prayers.
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Sorry the old Liz can’t come to the phone right now
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@realDonaldTrump no one is saying that
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@realDonaldTrump you’re a phony and a liar
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thinking of her
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Our TV that we mounted ourselves survived the quake
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@realDonaldTrump he’s trying to stop you and your moronic policies
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This was def a gay bar right?
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masc content
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my solar eclipse glassessssss
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@realDonaldTrump a fraud like trump university?
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@realDonaldTrump dude you lost across the board
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pretty, pretty girl ready for tea
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@newtgingrich Lol Newt, I want a President who knows about the world… Is that a bad thing?
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(•_•) <) )╯Infra / \ \(•_•) ( (> Structure / \ (•_•) <) )> Week / \ #StormyDanielsDay
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Thoughts @thexfiles ?
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for anyone to discuss ARTPOP are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if they have an opinion on Gypsy
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how your email finds me
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@realDonaldTrump Donald, stop committing TREASON
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