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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

@chrispaget1

4 years

Every meeting when you suffer from imposter syndrome

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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3 years

Dog having a whale of a time

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3 months

When you see another table get their food first even though they ordered after you

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3 months

My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why…

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1 year

@prstskrzkrk @dealzjr When you accidentally stub your toe

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1 year

@deadeyebrakeman 1. When she put that fork in the blender whilst it was still on my soul nearly left my body 2. You’re going to make pasta from scratch (using pasta 🙄) but can’t be bothered to make a basic-ass tomato and basil sauce?

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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4 years

Thought for the morning: How would Nadine Coyle pronounce furlough?

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4 years

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O”

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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6 months

I grew up on these streets

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I grew up on these streets

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Coming back from a run in the cold

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2 years

@TheFineFeminine @Delibird444 Unlike them you hit the nail on the head

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2 years

@HartlandJoseph God forbid there are those starting adult learning sessions with “hello boys and girls”. It’s not Rainbow, Geoffrey.

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7 years

Even Claude has had enough of this task #theapprentice

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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2 years

@sam_a_r Reminds me of this epic showdown

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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2 years

Claudia entering the dining room #TheTraitors

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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6 years

Céline after seeing Milk’s ‘flawless impersonation’ #rdpdr #AllStars3 #dragrace

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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4 years

@pienar Is that Ongo Gablogian?

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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1 year

“I’ve just left some cake in the staff roo…”

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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3 years

Retweet if you recognise these & know what they are for

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5 years

@PhilNWang I’ll be honest I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect when I opened it 😂

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2 years

I realise pharmacy humour is a hard sell but anyone for some… minioncycline?

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1 year

This unseen clip on #TheApprentice #yourefired has finished me off 😂

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19 days

Bit of a traumatic day. Assaulted unprovoked whilst out for a run this morning leaving me with blunt force trauma to the throat. An x-ray and laryngoscope later I’ve been given the clear though I’m still sounding significantly more Marge than Homer. Why are people like this?

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3 years

From now on it anyone ever asks me what I do for a living I’m sending them this

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4 years

Went to the book shop and asked the shop assistant for a book on turtles. “Hard back?” she said. I replied “yes and tiny little arms” 🐢

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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2 years

Exclusive footage of the aftermath following today’s catastrophic events for the Tory Party shows yet more infighting

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2 years

@antiquenemesis Couple of my favourites

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4 months

Maura (incorrectly) explaining everything she knows about Sauvignon Blanc #theapprentice

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5 years

Well that clears that up then 🙄 #pointlessmedicinegendering

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4 years

“Hi, I’m Chris the Pharmacist. Did you mean to prescribe co-amoxiclav for this penicillin-allergic patient?”

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4 years

Don’t know about you but I prefer the taste of onions after they’ve done at least a few years of jail time

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3 years

@V0XLUX Sounds like the chorus of the worst Italian Eurovision entry ever

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1 year

“Hi, I’m Chris the Pharmacist. Did you mean to prescribe co-amoxiclav for this penicillin-allergic patient?”

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4 years

@SkrtOnKen Same energy

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7 years

I knew I’d seen those dance moves before Rak-Su #xfactor

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5 years

I actually think Belinda would have done a better job #blumenthalforpm @dadwroteaporno

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2 years

What’s the best cover version of a song you’ve ever heard?

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4 years

@MillenniumDad Some things are better left NSAID

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4 years

Why does this cat look like a Twitter gay?

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5 years

With each passing day these two are looking more and more like villains from a Road Dahl book

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#NewProfilePic

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6 years

Me whenever the @dadwroteaporno theme starts playing (sound on)

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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4 years

Anyone else had their phone on silent/vibrate for so long that they don’t actually know what their ringtone is?

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3 years

#MedTwitter if you could teach someone only one thing from your speciality what would it be?

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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6 years

In the league of unfortunate pharmaceutical brand names this has to be near the top:

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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5 years

@ewan_tough “Grab Liz, go back to Sandringham, have a nice cold pint....”

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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8 years

I can honestly say I've never seen two identical Yorkshire puddings let alone 24. They're like tasty snowflakes #gbbo

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

@chrispaget1

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Hands down

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

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1 month

what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭

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6 months

I feel like I’m the only person that actually enjoys lebkuchen?

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3 years

Really shouldn’t laugh at this 😂🙈

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3 years

Genius

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6 years

Hands up if you learned joined up writing using these beauts 🙋🏻‍♀️

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3 years

What Gina Coladangelo saw in the seconds before *that* picture

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4 years

Drink every time Chris says “next slide” #Lockdown2

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3 years

@NoContextBrits *looks on Spotify*

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3 years

Now all they need is a pea-green boat and a five-pound note

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3 months

One more trip around the sun… 🎂 🎁 🎈 #21plus18

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@katiey_KE

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Most Popular Pokemon Around The World

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4 years

I share this every year but my best #NationalComingOutDay memory will always be coming home the day after telling my grandparents to find gay porn magazines on my bed that my Nan had bought “just in case I wanted them” 🙈

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@tylersunderland Rigger & Morris

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3 years

Since moving to Manchester I’ve thought about doing drag but sadly I don’t have a Wigan address.

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@jtrebach What have you got against antihistabeans?

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2 years

Does this only apply to cats? Asking for a friend

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#NewProfilePic

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3 years

This is now an Ella Vaday out-of-drag stan account 🥵 #dragraceuk

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3 years

@itscoffeesenpai He protecc He attacc He throw cinderblocks at neighbourhood cats

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@majtague

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The look every baby gives a healthcare professional when they come within two metres of them

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"And now we go over to the UK. Good evening London!... London?" #eurovision

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Having a bit of a nostalgic day - anyone else learn to read with these?

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2 years

Gays spotting another gay they vaguely know at Pride

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3 years

You’re not officially a hospital pharmacist until you’ve been blamed for delaying a TTO that hasn’t even been written yet

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3 years

Not sure how I feel about this

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4 years

I actually thought this was just me 😂

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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4 years

There is a difference between “loving” someone and being “in love” with someone.

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If you’ve been in love before, what’s one thing you learned from the person you loved the most?

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When you wake up, look at your phone and realise work started 5 minutes ago #bbuk

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5 years

So apparently you’re not meant to wet the toothbrush before or after putting the toothpaste on as it reduces the adherence of the paste to the teeth and makes it less effective. Have I been doing it wrong my whole life?

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3 years

Anyone else finding the quality of their sleep has deteriorated massively? Always been a bit of a morning zombie but this is ridiculous 🧟‍♀️

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4 months

gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s just bren from dinnerladies

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I know we’re meant to hate his character and all but I still can’t get over how beautiful James Norton is #happyvalley #happyvalley3

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This is HARD...

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4 years

Bought lunch from the hospital WHSmith. Suffice is to say I will be taking out a second mortgage

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5 years

@davidicke Correction: people who fail to vaccinate their children due to charlatans spouting ill-informed, hysterical, non-evidence-based nonsense kill more kids than measles

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Drag Race Season 1 vs Drag Race now

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This rainbow chonky boy is Final Fantasy summon we all need and deserve ❤️

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@michael_RNtoPA Some things are better left NSAID

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4 years

RIP Alesha (2003-2020) You naively think childhood pets will somehow live forever and even though you secretly know they won’t it’s still always a shock. Times like these you wish you had more pics. Luckily those I have perfectly show the sassy little miss I knew and loved 🐈‍⬛❤️

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4 years

Intensive Claire may be the best healthcare-related drag name I’ve heard in a very long time

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@DrDavidWarriner Dr Cream the Consultant Endocrinologist. Could have been a Dermatologist but she didn’t apply herself enough

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Well looks as though the final is going be like choosing between two shades of magnolia to paint the boardroom with #theapprentice

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Chris 🏳️‍🌈

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Getting your trainer caught in the treadmill groove... unfortunate. Coming off the treadmill at a decent speed... painful. Having the treadmill pull your shorts and underwear down as you fall... priceless. Not sure if my knees or dignity are in a worse shape

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Also being the brown-nosed geek who was allowed to take the register 🤓