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@stilllrunning
jake
4 months
can't believe they're not a bit. comedic genius
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@AlfieBCFC15
alf
4 months
Fuckin ell that is dreadful 😭😭
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imagining her sat in the little computer room with her headphones on has me in stitches
@NicolaSturgeon
Nicola Sturgeon
1 year
Step one complete ✔️ 🚘
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@stilllrunning
jake
8 months
is that the fella from the lathums
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
8 months
The teenager who lives like it's the 1940s
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 months
used to be that artists could go electric whenever they wanted. not anymore. because of folk
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robert
2 years
Bob Dylan not giving one single fuck as angry folk purists boo’d him for going electric during Like A Rolling Stone. (1965 Newport Folk Festival)
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@stilllrunning
jake
4 months
we've all been 15
@Joshua__1872
josh
4 months
Difficult to have a better music taste that this
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@stilllrunning
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@stilllrunning
jake
6 months
you fuckers called her mean and rude. where are you now
@PeanutsNoCont
Peanuts Out of Context
6 months
Lucy of the Day
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@BBCSport
BBC Sport
1 year
Wout Weghorst has reportedly made it clear that he does not want to return to Burnley once his Manchester United loan ends. #BBCFootball #epl
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
alex turner tucking into some soup
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bets on the next ex southampton player to publicly lose it on twitter
@SaintLambo07
Rickie lambert
1 year
If you agree please change your profile photo and post your own video saying exactly the same
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@stilllrunning
jake
8 months
find it really odd that people don't explore the music their favourite artists are inspired or influenced by
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 months
if you can't be arsed to go and vote you have no right to complain about the results and their consequences. simple really
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yeah phone johnny marr get them on tour we are so back
@Anth0ny_Ward
Anthony Ward
1 year
There Is a Light That Never Goes Out - Rick Astley & Blossoms perform The Smiths. #glastonbury2023
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@stilllrunning
jake
10 months
absolutely mental decision, if anything it should be lowered. if you let kids follow their passions behaviour and grades go way up
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
10 months
🚨 | BREAKING: Rishi Sunak scraps A Levels 'Advanced British Standard' will see all pupils study Maths and English to 18 instead
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ooo look at me im 22 and think a maths question aimed at 15/16 year olds is easy
Why are people complaining about this question in GCSE maths 💀
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greenwood, partey and countless others are not innocent👍🏼👍🏼
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@utdreport
utdreport
1 year
Statement from Greater Manchester Police: "Criminal proceedings against a 21-year-old man in connection with an investigation opened in January 2022 have, today (Thursday 2 February 2023), been discontinued by the CPS."
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 months
jackie down the swine
@TheRockRevival_
The Rock Revival
3 months
Fontaines D.C. have teased their next single on TikTok 👀
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should be a lesson to everyone who idolises footballers. end of the day they're just some guys who are only successful cos they're good at kicking a ball
@cam_nufc
Cam
1 year
Footballers need educating all of them are thick as fuck
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
can't wait to push past everyone who's queued ages for inhaler
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@stilllrunning
jake
9 months
that is genuinely the most outrageous ticket price i've ever seen. ELECTRIC BALLROOM????
@AlfieBCFC15
alf
9 months
Nah fuck off
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@stilllrunning
jake
4 months
still maintain this was a decent song. not sure what happened
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glasto 2024 i will do everything in my power to be there
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van mccann
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@amyinlothian
˙⋆✮ amy ✮⋆˙
1 year
what😀 the😀 fuck😀
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
mason mount did 9/11
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
do these two actually have real fans or is it a bit like when twitter popularity convinced people labour were gonna win the election
@thomasheadon
thomas headon 🪽
2 years
NORTH AMERICA WE'RE COMING FOR A CO-HEADLINE TOUR TOGETHER IN NOVEMBER AND WE'RE SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU <3333 go join my mailing list for exclusive pre-sale tickets this thursday, regular tickets on sale Friday xxxx can't wait to see u
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
bacon a decent spliff roast dinner wank bath
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@stilllrunning
jake
4 months
@bethamyt is it a bit i think they're serious
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
@KevLongSZN how to tell twitter you have a bird
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@stilllrunning
jake
5 months
can't believe this isn't a niche tiktok edit
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@stilllrunning
jake
5 months
Good Evening, “Adam Grealish” was an IQ study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
@AdamPJGrealish
adam grealish
5 months
We will be charging a £1.50 deposit (completely refunded after the show) to hold and guarantee your space in the queue. This means you can leave the queue and come back and we will know your number and space is valid. You will have to check in and out with one of us line leaders.
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@stilllrunning
jake
5 months
why was he a far better lyricist at fourteen
@catbupdates_
catfish and the bottlemen updates
5 months
SHOWTIME LYRICS!!
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
courting
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2 years
The shorter the lead singer, the better the band
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@stilllrunning
jake
8 months
mad how an unbelievable goal can be completely ruined by a celebration
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
8 months
WHAT A GOAL ALEJANDRO GARNACHO!!!! 🤯🤯🔥🔥
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@stilllrunning
jake
5 months
showtime is mixed horrendously why does it sound like that
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boygenius shouldnt know what a halifax is never mind play a show there
@xboygeniusx
boygenius
1 year
London and Halifax this August with @whereisMUNA and @mothercain . fan presale starts 10am GMT this Wed, 1st March. pre-order 'the record' from the official UK store before 5pm GMT this Tuesday, 28th February to get access:
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 months
@TOOR34L johnny marr did this for students and those claiming benefits. worked well
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@stilllrunning
jake
9 months
if i was given a free pass to cull an entire group of people it'd be radio X repliers
@RadioX
Radio X
9 months
Let us know your answers in the replies! 🙏
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got yourself on the lineup at a fucking pop festival what do you expect
@TheRockRevival_
The Rock Revival
1 year
Royal Blood making their feelings known about the crowd at BBC Radio 1’s Big Weekend yesterday 😂
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
is there a way i can blame jeff hendrick for this
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@stilllrunning
jake
7 months
what we've established today is southerners do not understand a christmas dinner
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@stilllrunning
jake
5 months
people saying "i love them but ___" has annoyed me more than tldp's actual comments. just commit to your criticisms people
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@Rovers HELLO?????? AM I SPEAKING WITH BLACKBURN PIZZA??????? ☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️☎️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 I ASKED FOR A PIZZA 🍕🍕🍕🍕 THE SIZE OF BLACKBURN 🛵📦🛵📦🛵📦AND THEY SENT ME A SINGLE OLIVE😱😱😱😱 KKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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@stilllrunning
jake
8 months
my girlfriend just referred to me as oomf guys
@cIassicreeboks
man on
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oomf famous
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
i can't fucking believe that vydra chance man he pulled out a world class touch then does that
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fucking hilarious going all out to back a woman who makes at minimum £7.5m for every show in a tour
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 months
People hate The Reytons' music because it challenges and forces them to slow down, digest and engage deeper with what they’re audibly consuming. Instant gratification is ruining our ability to fully appreciate music
@goodgirlfaithhh
jasmine
3 months
People hate Taylor Swift’s music because it challenges and forces them to slow down, digest and engage deeper with what they’re audibly consuming. Instant gratification is ruining our ability to fully appreciate music
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@stilllrunning
jake
10 months
so called "free thinkers" when paramore drop
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@stilllrunning
jake
9 months
@BallWithOllie you might be the thickest person on burnley twitter and that's really impressive
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@stilllrunning
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3 years
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 months
people will refuse to share anything online for nearly 8 months and when they finally do it's an ai generated image with zero mention of israel, genocide or any sort of atrocity. grim
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
so many supposed places with unis don't actually exist. loughborough you are not real
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@stilllrunning
jake
19 days
is it incomprehensible to you that a woman might be capable of forming her own political opinions
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@stilllrunning
jake
9 months
fuck every single individual, politician and organisation who refused to condemn israel. you've caused this
@ShaykhSulaiman
Sulaiman Ahmed
9 months
BREAKING: ISRAELI IOF FORCES USING INTERNATIONALLY PROHIBITED WHITE PHOSPHORUS EAST OF GAZA Reporter by Jazeeera journalist HamdanDahdouh
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
the real golden triangle
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@stilllrunning
jake
8 months
Pedophiles all over UK out in London today, protecting the cenopath on Armistice Day🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
@thecasualultra
𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥
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Football lads all over UK out in London today, protecting the cenopath on Armistice Day🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
definition of all fart no shit
@caltecked
♚ 𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖚𝖊𝖑𝖙𝖆 ♚ 🇪🇸
2 years
Moving in the right direction
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@stilllrunning
jake
8 months
manchester oxford road platform 1 is such a mystery to me. what is your purpose
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 months
no way any self respecting adult man genuinely wears trainer socks
@elliscole__
ec
2 months
Can’t be wearing long socks with shorts 😂😂😂
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@stilllrunning
jake
5 months
wearing a poppy isn't political but protesting a genocide is. interesting
@Conor__S22
Conor 🇾🇪
5 months
@k_robbo88 The poppy isn't political and isn't used as way of promoting a political view 👍
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we know full well we'll both forget and be too skint
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@Shuttsapalooza
Shutts
1 year
(Every group chat in the country) “We all watching Glasto?” “Aye, mate 🍻 “ “Been class” “We need to go” “Defo 😂” “For sure” “Next year 👀” “I’ll ask” “Here he goes..” “I’m in.” “When does registration open?” (Never mentioned again for 12 months)
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
Todos los que vienen a Twitter para ver si Instagram y WhatsApp están abajo para todos los demás #instagramdown
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here we go again
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@TLDRNewsUK
TLDR News UK
1 year
🏘️ Landlords will be able to evict tenants who are disruptive to neighbours, cause damage, or fall behind on rent within two weeks -- under new govt plans. ✍️ @matt_dathan
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part 3
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@PinkNews
PinkNews
1 year
Schools to be forced to ‘out’ trans and non-binary children to parents under ‘dangerous’ new Tory guidance ✍️ @harriepw
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
this man is going over godfrey, konsa and tomori.
@9Matthew7
Matthew
3 years
Wtf is Mings doing? 😂😂😭
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pulp tickets £87 jarvis cocker you thieving bastard
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spoilt for choice with this spurs game and the timeline beef
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@stilllrunning
jake
6 months
i wish festivals as good as this would be held in real places. "dorset"
@EOTR
EndOfTheRoadFestival
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It’s go time! The lineup for #EOTR2024 is here. Explore the full lineup and book your tickets here: (1/5)
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
boobs
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
national jake day
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@stilllrunning
jake
11 months
@lowlandblues he should write a song about that id love to hear him sing those exact words
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
cornet's cheated on his lass hahahah
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
people who reckon they're best mates with their favourite artist wind me up
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@stilllrunning
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2 years
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@stilllrunning
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3 years
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@stilllrunning
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3 years
miss you king x
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@stilllrunning
jake
4 months
only when it suits you
@UKLabour
The Labour Party
4 months
Today, on Trans Day of Visibility, and always, Labour stands with trans people. #TDOV
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
meet my son maurice
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jake
2 years
feeling emotional fuck off man
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2 years
alright grandad i see you i hear you
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frank ocean suck my fucking balls
mate if i wake up at 5 and there's no stream i'll end it all
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
payed off freddie woodman just like that lass in vegas
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@stilllrunning
jake
1 month
can't believe likes have gone just like that. what happened to the grace period of refusing to update the app until it forced me
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this cat is a FASCIST
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@stilllrunning
jake
9 months
shame best live band in the world
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
james cameron you big money launderer. don't think i know one person who's gone to see this
@PopBase
Pop Base
2 years
‘Avatar: The Way of Water’ has surpassed $1 BILLION at the global box office, beating out the first ‘Avatar’ movie by a week.
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@stilllrunning
jake
11 months
i need to see the sadness in his eyes when he watches cucurella get subbed on ahead of him for the 4th game in a row
@StokeyyG2
george
11 months
Ian Maatsen was recorded on Snapchat saying ‘Up the Blues, I’m still here’ whilst his Sky stated he was off to Burnley. 😂😂😂
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
balloons
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
every good artist here is cancelled out by a fucking horrendous one
@OfficialRandL
Reading & Leeds Fest
2 years
HERE ARE YOUR FIRST NAMES FOR #RANDL23 ❤️💛 @LoyleCarner , @wetlegband , Central Cee, Steve Lacy and @BeckyHill plus your headliners and LOADS more join us for one huge August bank holiday weekend 🔥
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@stilllrunning
jake
3 years
only accepting digital passports so alienating a whole section of elderly fans (including my grandad) who don't have a smartphone. nice one you tonedeaf cunts
@BurnleyOfficial
Burnley FC
3 years
Following the announcement from the Government on Wednesday 8th December regarding Plan B, Burnley Football Club can confirm there will be new protocols in place for supporters attending matches at Turf Moor.
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no artist in the world is worth paying more than £100 for a regular support act + main act show
@MYBLOODCRAWLERS
hannah 🕸️
1 year
ppl on tiktok saying taylor swifts uk tour prices are REASONABLE?? it's £172 per ticket bffr
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@stilllrunning
jake
5 months
brie killed by woke
@sharkedupdown
kels
5 months
Brie cheese is going extinct and your not doing anything? Scientists in France made it asexual and now the bacteria that creates it cannot reporoduce on its own and its dying out at alarming rates and your just typing in a spreadsheet at work? Appalling
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
closet tory but increasingly less closet
@SkyNews
Sky News
2 years
Labour's Sir Keir Starmer proposes a "partnership model" which see the state working with private businesses to address the ongoing crisis in the NHS. He adds that reforming the public service will also bring about "improvement" 📺 Sky 501/YouTube
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
ted hills dressed up as wetherspoons plate
@FelixJohnston_
Felix
2 years
@TuchelCam He said he’ll have beans
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Will Still has led Reims to an 18-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues. Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro license.
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
everyone say happy birthday luna
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jake
11 months
old man
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@stilllrunning
jake
2 years
someone at the bbc's gonna have to take one for the team and smother her if she's not dead after all this
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