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stephanie 😺

@stephknee

6 years

This is me noting how you always reply to women but retweet men

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@stephknee

2 years

You know, people mock Jordan Peterson but if a man you’re talking to brings him up in conversation it saves you an awful lot of time

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2 years

Dating in your forties is sending a man the hottest nude he’s ever seen and getting a photo of his freshly jet-washed patio in return

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2 years

This pub has brought my salad in a fish bowl, wtf

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2 years

35 years ago my mum dropped and spilled a 5litre can of white gloss on the bus, probably one of the most embarrassing days of her life? To this day I send her photos like this captioned “this you?”

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@stephknee

3 months

Every town where people say “immigration is our number one concern” looks like this

Kate Ferguson

@kateferguson4

3 months

Princes Theatre in Clacton filling up for Nigel Farage. Seats 820. It’s pretty full

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2 months

This is what they’ve meant all along. Just look at her = “she doesn’t make an effort to be consumed in a way I understand and I don’t like that. The other boxers keep their hair long and do bikini photoshoots with their musculature airbrushed out so I will allow them womanhood”

Saul Staniforth

@SaulStaniforth

2 months

Discussing Imane Khelifs legal complaint, the journalist from the Daily Mail says: "Just look at her" Attacks that have emboldened a hack from a right wing rag to police how women should look. Where else did the people making these attacks think it would end?

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@stephknee

3 months

Why would you say anything but this

Henry Normal

@HenryNormalpoet

3 months

What image from the last 14 years will you remember when you vote on Thursday ?

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@stephknee

1 year

Imagine being this thick. A 70yo woman or a 35yo woman who’s had a hysterectomy don’t need to answer these questions. How would the word “women” make that clear?

James Esses

@JamesEsses

1 year

Have just been sent this by a patient at London’s Cromwell Hospital. According to staff there, the term ‘women’ has been replaced by ‘Patients of Childbearing Potential’, on the basis of “inclusivity”. Alienating over half the population in the name of ‘inclusivity’…

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@stephknee

7 months

Have I Got News For You

@haveigotnews

7 months

GB News has reported losses of £42 million as a result of overpaying onscreen talent, thereby demonstrating a misunderstanding of both accounting practices and the word 'talent'

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@stephknee

3 months

All art is political!! Having the free time and the resources to even create art is political!! Whose art gets seen and heard is political!! I’m staggered by this

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@stephknee

2 years

Everybody being quirky saying they do want to see the patio, that’s enough now

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@stephknee

2 years

I’d just like to meet a nice normal man

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@stephknee

2 years

Absolutely dying at this, does he think the flintstones was a documentary

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@stephknee

9 months

35 and prepared to consider a 20yo but not a 41yo 🚩

lawrence dunn

@l_dunn1

9 months

oh no

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@stephknee

7 months

The “I absolutely support the right to protest but Not Like That” crew are out in force aren’t they. If you’re middle class you’re a dilettante, if you’re working class you’re a thug

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@stephknee

2 years

If Twitter dies where are middle-aged men going to log on and say “good morning I saw you say you were tired yesterday, hope you got some sleep x” to 25yo women who are just here to promote their onlyfans

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@stephknee

9 months

I’m fascinated by this - channel 4 began in 1982, and happy meals were introduced in 1986. So this is for a very very specific generation only? If you were drinking from a hose and being smacked in those 4 years I think you were being neglected tbh

Justin Lewis (whenisbirths on rival platforms)

@WhenIsBirths

9 months

Some buffoon has literally done a ‘remember eggs’ meme.

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@stephknee

1 year

Why am I still on twitter? Listen I was here before Elon and I’ll be here after he gives up and sells it. He’s your mum’s first boyfriend after she gets divorced - got to eat dinner in your room until she sees sense that’s all

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2 years

Lmao

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@stephknee

2 years

@MarshGibbon23 Don’t date anyone who doesn’t think you look hot naked

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@stephknee

2 years

The classic #gbbo lineup is 11 women and gay men who could get a Michelin star tomorrow, and one straight man who has seen a cake before

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@stephknee

1 year

Writing accessible medical literature is DIFFICULT and I challenge any of these obsessives to write even one form that includes everyone they want to address and excludes everyone else

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@stephknee

1 year

Selkie dresses are “not meant to be appealing to men”? 💀 “Lolita fashion” is not aimed at men? 💀💀💀

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@CartoonsHateHer

1 year

Selkie is the perfect example of fashion that is both extremely feminine, beautiful and also not appealing (or meant to be appealing) to men. It’s giving birthday party after recent breakup

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@stephknee

4 years

How to tell when you are very very wrong about something

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@stephknee

1 year

@SoozUK @eviljobob Lot in there too about how the attractiveness of anyone presenting as a woman is public property, and so that person has ‘no right’ to alter it

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@stephknee

4 months

@dieworkwear You’re right, the three on the right aren’t dressed to appeal to woman and we dislike the look. It’s their workwear, a uniform to wear to their job of exploiting lonely young men

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@stephknee

2 years

@MitchBenn @AlanKelloggs Just trying to see some dick, Mitch

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@stephknee

1 year

o no the 30yos who dress like 6yos in order to defy the male gaze have found me

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@stephknee

1 year

Why don’t you occupy yourselves with actual feminist issues like less research into women’s diseases, disbelief when women report pain, black women’s maternal mortality rates? Real stuff like that?

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@stephknee

1 year

“Just say women” - what’s the youngest someone could be pregnant? 13, 12, 11? Are you 100% confident that they, or their guardian, realise they’re included in “women”?

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@stephknee

2 months

Every disgusting little worm who’s read the Wikipedia on karyotype once and is discussing this woman’s intimate medical history can rot btw

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@stephknee

1 year

Come along to some of the meetings *I’ve* been in “people who can get pregnant? That’s nice and clear” “Well I’m already pregnant so that’s not me”

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@stephknee

4 years

Hi, lost my job due to COVID and I am willing to do anything where I get paid lots for not working very hard, I have no skills whatsoever. Please retweet

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@stephknee

2 months

Why is The S*n acting as an agent of the state to suppress our right to protest, absolute joke of a country

Just Stop Oil

@JustStop_Oil

2 months

🚔 They were arrested after being on a zoom call discussing nonviolent civil resistance, which a Sun journalist infiltrated.

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@stephknee

2 years

Thinking of bringing Tiddles here to live in my cave with me, can any men let me know if this is a bad idea

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@stephknee

2 years

Whole thread is hilarious, the dumbest minds in the world gathered to discuss how women are kinder by nature and nurture but unfortunately also very stupid

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@stephknee

9 months

I’ll care about shoplifting when there are no food banks in this country

Sky News

@SkyNews

9 months

The cost of living crisis is "no excuse" for a rise in shoplifting, the policing minister has told Sky News, because the UK's benefits system is "very generous". Read more 🔗

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@stephknee

10 years

Remember fish pedicures? They're all down the sewers now, growing and mutating, with a taste for human flesh.

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@stephknee

4 years

I should have matched and then messaged “is that you in the photo?”

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@stephknee

3 months

Sending me back my own photo where I look really good, thanks

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@FivesBlack

3 months

Every lonely middle aged single woman, with a cat looks like this…

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@stephknee

1 year

Last night I decided to send “heyyy are you watching the snooker” to 20 men I had previously ignored completely - I’m never drinking again

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@stephknee

2 months

@OfSymbols It all intersects. Deciding what is and is not “feminine” is definitely influenced by transphobia and racism; thinking you have a right to decide is misogyny

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@stephknee

1 month

I really hope all the “feminists” who kissed this man’s arse for retweets look back in SHAME. And also have a think about who they’re thanking for being “a voice for women” right now

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@stephknee

1 year

Thing is, as everyone who’s ever consulted the public on town centre regeneration knows, if you offer the good old days crew a charming high street of individual shops selling a small range of fresh produce, they categorically do not want it

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@stephknee

1 year

I LOVE how boring snooker is, Ken Doherty was doing a bit about how Hendry wouldn’t be allowed to sit in the front row because his shirt is too distracting - THIS is the shirt

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@stephknee

1 year

Imagine boasting about your skills and *this* is what you’re producing “I already had ‘blonde teenager big tits’ and after 6 months of hard work I added ‘thinner’ to my prompt”

Shad M. Brooks

@shadmbrooks

1 year

My skills are increasing. Making a video as we speak showing my process and how I get these results. The level of artistry needed, the technical knowledge required, and amount of work involved I think is going to shock people.

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@stephknee

2 years

@punished_stu We hear a YOINK as he pulls her out of danger

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@stephknee

2 years

All the men saying I’m too old and ugly to send nudes have racist timelines, all the women saying I’m stupid for doing it have transphobic ones. And they can all fuck off 😁

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@stephknee

2 years

One thing about the pandemic - it was the only time in my life I could be sure a man had washed his hands before he fingered me

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@stephknee

4 years

The most unstoppable force in the universe: the will of your elderly parents to climb stepladders

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@stephknee

9 months

Seems untenable for our society that the tiny demographic who get to write opinion columns are also the only ones shocked to learn young people can’t buy houses and councils are going bankrupt

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@stephknee

1 year

“Why don’t we just drink in the village pub”

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@stephknee

2 years

@thecatreviewer this satanic beast is laughing right in my face on his way to shit in my front garden, as he does every day. Pure evil, can feel the contempt for me radiating off him. Still 10/10 because All Cats Are Beautiful

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@stephknee

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When I was 6 my parents sent me to land on the moon by myself. I set off for cape canaveral with no phone, just a shiny new penny and a song in my heart. I was gone for a year, and apart from the shuttle exploding on re entry I came to no harm

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@stephknee

2 years

@thecatreviewer This tiny beauty lives in my village and has to be physically prevented from coming home with you. 10/10, would (will) steal her

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4 months

@keewa Graham has concerns about mansplaining does he

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10 months

Two likes

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@stephknee

1 year

What if we kissed on the sausage roll swing 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻

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@stephknee

2 years

This was the only platform that was good for ugly people; a lot of you will never replicate your success anywhere else 😔😔😔

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@stephknee

3 years

Men are too sensitive to be online

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@stephknee

3 months

Someone ripped off the lettuce sticker so I’ve been out to put on a new one 😌

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@stephknee

2 years

A 19yo woman showed the younger girls who look up to her that she’s not intimidated by a misogynist whose vile ideas they WILL be hearing in school from their male classmates - that’s a real world impact

Ian Leslie

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2 years

Greta tweeted about Tate because she knew it would go viral; Tate responded for the same reason. It's non-zero sum competition in which both participants win. The prize is online engagement (not real-world impact).

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4 years

Someone’s texting me in great detail about his trip to Wilko and I’m like, oh my god don’t stop I’m nearly there

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@stephknee

9 months

Always find it interesting when men specify they’d like to meet a “beautiful” woman but never consider if they’re handsome enough to be asking for that?

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2 years

No one is beautiful and everyone is horny = carry on films

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@stephknee

2 years

@MichaelAHann @AlanKelloggs I can pass on your number direct to the source if you like

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2 years

Happy 43rd birthday to me

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3 months

@mikehodt 6.8k posts and they’re ALL replies? Bot

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@stephknee

2 years

This “make your home as a cake” is just an unsubtle way of letting us know which of them are posh #gbbo

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@stephknee

2 years

@SycamoreFlint I can’t find your reply asking, but here you go

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@stephknee

2 years

Whaddya mean you “don’t get it”? It’s obviously Sexy Aemond Targaryen

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2 years

So many men are having such a good time repeating my exact joke back to me “er yeah?? Well HE would save time too!!!!” Men just aren’t funny😔

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@stephknee

2 months

I don’t know why Elon keeps sending me tweets from people I don’t follow but sometimes it’s funny

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@stephknee

1 year

@MBiberauer_ Yes I know. What point are you trying to make?

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@stephknee

2 years

@MichaelAHann @AlanKelloggs Not sure you two are kindred spirits sorry

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@stephknee

2 years

Me when a man’s most liked tweet ever is a reply to one of mine

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@stephknee

2 years

Tell me you don’t look at this and immediately start thinking of ways to hijack it

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4 years

@thecatreviewer very shy and obviously a bit of a scrapper but followed me after we made friends 10/10

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@stephknee

1 year

“Too expensive, not convenient, not enough choice” they want to be the carefree child, never the housewife who spends hours walking to the shops and cooking every day. They’ll never give up their chest freezer in the utility room, free parking at the big Tesco lifestyle

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@stephknee

3 months

If our ‘economy’ isn’t for making sure children eat what IS it for? It’s not a wrathful god we have to worship and placate

Saul Staniforth

@SaulStaniforth

3 months

Privately educated Josh Simons, who ran the Labour right 'think tank' Labour Together before being parachuted into a safe seat (there was no selection contest), says it breaks Labs heart that it cant scrap the Tories two child benefit cap to lift 250,000 children out of poverty

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@stephknee

6 months

Me when I want attention online

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2 years

Taking my mum for lunch so I am in disguise as a respectable middle-aged daughter

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@stephknee

7 months

And the middle-aged men who claim to be ‘neither right nor left’ calling a woman protesting a “girl” or a “rich girl” because that’s another great way to infantilise and delegitimise protest

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@stephknee

6 months

Meet me at the infamous tarmaced-in cone in 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking

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@stephknee

2 years

@starkid_hannah My favourite subgenre of this is engineer dad who spirit levels the top of his cake and then is left in the dust by a granny who doesn’t even weigh her ingredients

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@stephknee

1 year

What if it’s not on the weekend you get to see them?

I_notice_things

@Arsenal510311

1 year

If an XL bully is biting my kids on a high street I’m going into a restaurant, grabbing a kitchen knife, and stabbing the dog through the neck. And then stabbing the owner through the heart. And if you think I’m not serious then you don’t have kids.

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@stephknee

4 years

Watching Peston is always a mistake isn’t it

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@stephknee

1 year

@gdpreston @tanaysmith Consider the implications of describing a 14yo as a woman if they’re pregnant, a girl if they’re not. Lots of people before you have done

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@stephknee

3 years

My plan for ensuring no one makes jokes when I die is not being a horrendous racist my entire life

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@stephknee

7 months

Yes if you lower standards of living so much that working class people have to spend all their time and energy on meeting their material needs, it will be middle class people dominating protests, you idiots

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@stephknee

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I don’t want spouses to appear on any stage, we didn’t elect them. “First Lady” is a concept invented to make republics feel more familiarly like monarchies and we’re already buying Camilla’s clothes

Otto English

@Otto_English

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If we are going to expect the spouses of our PMs to appear on the national and international stages, then perhaps there should be a pot of money put aside to fund their clothes when they do so. Otherwise, someone else ends up paying for it.

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@stephknee

2 years

Every Andrew Tate prison tweet I see makes me think of this

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@stephknee

8 days

Why is it always and still this way round? The Mr Darcys are also single, why are only the Bridget Joneses portrayed as desperate hunters

Boris Johnson

@BorisJohnson

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WFH may be OK for the older generation, but for the Bridget Joneses of today it's a sham and a snare - and they'll never meet their Mr Darcy

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@stephknee

2 years

If twitter’s dying you should definitely dm everyone you have a crush on

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@stephknee

2 years

The wildest bit of this is I clicked to see who that like was from and it was the other noted male feminist who just called me a pathetic snivelling C*nt

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@stephknee

1 year

This is coming for Gillick competence. It’s driven by religious fundamentalists who want women and children to be the property of a male head of the household, and it’s terrifying people calling themselves feminists can’t see it

Generic English Teacher

@TabitaSurge

1 year

This is not Section 28. It's worse. Section 28 didn't mandate that parents be informed if a 16 year old said they were gay. It didn't say that straight students' well-being had to be considered in a school's decision to 'allow' students to be LGB. It didn't outlaw my trousers

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@stephknee

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I’ve always thought that Jacob Rees-Mogg is a bit of a bloody cockwomble!!! - (dm for my PayPal)

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