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CH & UK stats imposter, skier & Munroist: disappointing, humourless, confusing or disingenuous. DOI

Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined September 2009
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
Your inability to think statistically is what makes you lurch from unjustified premise to illogical conclusion via irrelevant data.
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10 years
I've been studying statistics for over 40 years & I still don't understand it. The ease with which non-statisticians master it is staggering
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4 years
I am a medical statistician who occasionally dabbled in infectious diseases but I know that I’m not remotely near being an expert on the pandemic. Luckily almost everybody else on Twitter is.
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Stephen John Senn
5 years
@annaeveryday Flight attendant: is there a doctor on board? Statistician: did you ask us before we took off?
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5 years
If more scientists calculated confidence distributions, they would realise that a point estimate is a value in which you have zero confidence.
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
@neilpearce53x Data science is the art of producing misleading conclusions from huge datasets whereas statistics is the much more efficient science of doing so from small ones.
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3 years
It’s here @Wiley_Stats
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4 years
Just because you are modelling coronavirus does not mean you can’t get it. There is no nerd immunity.
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3 years
You can be rich in data but poor in information.
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4 years
Personally, I think I did my bit for social distancing years ago when I became a statistician.
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@daniela_witten When working for pharma I was told by a medical investigator that I was analysing cross-over trials all wrong and needed to contact an academic. I gave them a copy of The look on their face when they realised it was by me was priceless.
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
Just realised that the amazing living legend of statistics CR Rao turned 101 a few days ago. I saw him receive the Guy medal in Gold in 2011. The paper he wrote 25 years ago is of great interest to any student of the history of statistics.
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
Repeat after me. Randomisation is not meant to guarantee balance. Nothing can as Fisher explains here. Randomisation permits valid estimation of the possible effect of imbalance.
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
Just received this by ⁦ @rlmcelreath ⁩ and am looking forward to learning from it.
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
“The combination of some data and an aching desire for an answer does not ensure that a reasonable answer can be extracted from a given body of data.” John Tukey,
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4 years
You can divide data-analysts into two. Those who think ML stands for machine learning and those who know it means maximum likelihood.
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
What RA Fisher did not say 1) "Randomisation balances all confounding factors" What RA Fisher did say 2) "Randomisation permits valid estimation of the uncertainty due to unknown confounders" What SJS says. "If you maintain 1 is the point, keep reading until you understand 2."
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
We need to teach statistics as a form of advanced common sense. What happens is that users kick their brains out of reasoning mode to magical recipe mode as soon as they start stats.
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Jack Wilkinson
6 years
When you do a lot of statistical consultancy, it is very difficult not to come to the conclusion that most people doing medical research do not understand the basics.
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
A key difference between mathematics and statistics is that whereas the former is full of lemmas the latter is full of dilemmas
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
If I wrote a book about regression modelling, I would be tempted to call it The Book of Y.
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
A reminder to all biostatisticians: we are the bad fairies of medical research: nobody really likes us, they don’t want us at the party, when we stomp in we are disagreeable and we finish by sending everyone to sleep.
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
A medical statistician is one who classifies mankind into two groups: "dead" and "not yet dead".
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5 years
@ColinJCarlson When you have grown sufficiently in statistics it is explained to you that the distinction between fixed and random effects is a) absolutely crucial and b) somewhat arbitrary.
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
Personalised medicine has been making the same stunning contribution to controlling the pandemic it makes to healthcare generally.
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
This is my view on P-values and multiplicity
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
It is the duty (and pleasure) of every Swiss to eat several kg of chocolate, The Matterhorn is one of our three iconic mountains, but I reached the age of 67 before I noticed the bear in this picture.
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
1/2) Tips for those who wish to write about RCTs 1) Few trials are completely randomised 2) True binary outcomes are rare 3) Random sampling does not occur 4) Study effects can be important 5) Estimation of uncertainty is vital 6) Patients do not arrive simultaneously
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
Just arrived
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Stephen John Senn
11 years
Your inability to think statistically is what makes you lurch from unjustified premise to ilogical conclusion via irrelevant data.
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
The bootstrap: A means to compensate for the possible unrepresentative nature of your sample by pretending it’s the population.
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Stephen John Senn
5 years
Precision medicine: a field that aims to replace the tired simplistic "one-size fits all" philosophy with the exciting new "no size fits anybody" philosophy.
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
There seems to be an outbreak of mass wisteria in Edinburgh.
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3 years
Seven myths of randomisation. Even statisticians fall for number 7.
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3 years
1/2) My pet hates in statistical design & analysis (in no particular order) 1) Analysing ordered categorical data as if unordered 2) Arbitrary dichotomies 3) Using change from baseline rather than ANCOVA 4) Responder analysis 5) Minimisation 6) Propensity scores
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Stephen John Senn
5 years
Warning to all trialists. If you tell me the treatment failed because the placebo response was too high I shall file you under “idiot”.
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
The hidden effect of time This gem by Doug Altman & Patrick Royston should be read by all who think that clinical trials are representative and who have difficulty understanding concurrent control.
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9 months
This is probably true.
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Stephen John Senn
7 months
I’m baffled & exasperated by the numbers doing statistical analysis who imagine that the patients in a clinical trial can be regarded as a random sample from the population defined by the inclusion criteria. Some heinous crime was committed in educating them.
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
On meta-analysis "It is not just a question of pushing data into some software sausage machine and waiting for a summary to appear. Empowering the statistically innocent to perform statistical analyses has its drawbacks."
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
As an act of statistical homage, of course.
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2 years
@Theresa_Chapple @MaartenvSmeden I didn’t. I decided to be a scientific parasite (aka as a statistician). That’s much easier. Instead of having to collect data I get to insult others for what they do with them.
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Stephen John Senn
5 years
A few weeks back @f2harrell kindly suggested that I should put up an index to my blogs. Here is a first attempt Many of these are hosted by @learnfromerror , to whom I am also very grateful #Statistics #clinicaltrials
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
I believe it was Leonard Cohen who wryly remarked that in his youth he suffered from the delusion that folk songs defeated the Nazis. I am reminded of this whenever I am told about big data defeating cancer.
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
Look: no algebra. Regression to the mean in one slide. @StatsJen
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
Unpopular point of view. Beamer is just PowerPoint for nerds and does not make presentations better.
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Stephen John Senn
8 years
If you think P-values exaggerate significance, have you tried university press-offices?
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
I don't eat steaks rare, seafood raw or do weights but I worry about type I errors. That's why I am an alpha male.
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
When I stop to consider, statistics is a subject where you get to play with other people’s data while insulting their intelligence. It’s baffling why I enjoy it so much.
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
A statistician I knew once replied to a brain surgeon whose hobby was statistics that hers was brain surgery.
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David Robinson
6 years
Saying "no one should analyze data without consulting a statistician, they could misinterpret the results" is like saying "no one should exercise without a personal trainer, they could injure themselves."
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
Of course, the burning question to which the general public really wants the answer is “ are these corona virus🦠 models frequentist or Bayesian?”
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
I have loathed and detested stepwise regression ever since I first encountered it 40 years ago.
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Edward Tufte
6 years
If use of every statistical model was accompanied warnings similar to those accompanying every prescription drug. In medical research, mistakes in data analysis can shorten 1000s of lives. #biostatistics #statistics #datascience
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Stephen John Senn
4 months
This is your regular reminder that the analysis of randomised experiments does not require all unknown confounders to be balanced. It make an allowance for the fact that they won't be. If we knew they were all balanced, the standard analysis would be wrong.
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
I have been developing a four part clinical trials course. The first part has also been written up as a self-instruction document. It is available here . I hope that the link works. #clinicaltrials #statistics
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Stephen John Senn
5 years
Couldn’t we just rebrand Bayesianism as personalised statistics?
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
There are two traps to avoid in acting as a consultant statistician: Trap 1 Giving your clients what you want Trap 2 Giving your clients what they want
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
I have a risqué joke about survival analysis but it’s been censored
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
Statistical Issues in Drug Development 3rd edition. Coming shortly, I hope (Was promised much earlier: the delays are my fault.)
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Stephen John Senn
5 years
1) If covariates are imbalanced but not prognostic, the inference from RCTs will not change by conditioning 2) If covariates are balanced but prognostic, the inference will change by conditioning 3) If you babble on about 'balance' in RCTs you must sit on the stupid step
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
Free stats lesson. See these four “quarters” here. The three spaces between them are the quartiles.
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"On average, when statisticians say 'mean', they mean average." Sayings of Confuseus
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
Given that Pfizer said they would be using a Bayesian analysis, what the whole world is waiting for is not to get the results but what the prior distribution is.
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
If all the very many people who claim to dislike and mistrust statistics would also agree not to use them, life would be much simpler.
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4 years
To criticise randomisation because it does not guarantee balance is like criticising a bridge-builder because thermal expansion means the bridge will stretch, while overlooking that the design explicitly allows for this fact.
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
My attempt at producing a video. Being wrong about randomisation v2 via @YouTube duration about 6 minutes (Plot spoiler: randomisation is not about balance.)
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
One of the most depressing phrases in analysis of clinical trials: “subgroup analysis”.
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Stephen John Senn
7 years
I am very very bored with people blaming the so-called replication crisis on P-values
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
So long and thanks for all the Poisson regression (don't forget the over-dispersion) #retiredbutnotshy
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An elderly statistician rambling on about crossover trials.
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
Just arrived! This looks very interesting. My thanks to @AndrewPGrieve
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
No comment.
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
1/2) I am thinking of writing a blog with the title ‘Actually, randomisation is not about balance it’s about randomness’
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
The first rule of multivariable modelling club is you do not call it multivariate modelling club.
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@kareem_carr I was initially intrigued by this question but now I can’t be bothered to probit
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
2019 is going to be one hell of a year in clinical research "By the year 2020, gene-based designer drugs are likely to be available for conditions like diabetes, Alzheimer's disease, hypertension, and many other disorders."
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
Bayesian books, eh? If I read a few do I get a good idea of what’s in the rest?
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Stephen John Senn
11 months
In your other news, computer scientists have invented a new technique for optimising clinical trial analysis called covariate adjustment.
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
Industry is more alarmed about reproducibility than academia
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Client: I know that you should consult the statistician before you collect the data but ... Statistician: no problem. Let's arrange to meet last year.
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Stephen John Senn
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This has arrived and looks very good.
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
Pina Collider, presumably.
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Stephen John Senn
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My back of the envelope calculations on the Moderna trial
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
I was getting gloomy about climate change but then I was told that big data and machine learning will be leveraged through artificial intelligence to deal with it and now the sun is shining (albeit rather hotly).
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
TBF, it's an easy mistake for a Government minister to assume that 'World-beating' means Excel.
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Stephen John Senn
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@GeorgeGreenwood Because they ran out of parsnips?
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Stephen John Senn
4 years
If you think that Normality is a more important assumption that independence, you need to go back to stats school. And if you think that doing a rank test will deal with a lack of independence you must sit on the naughty step.
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
The Design of Experiments section. Fisher’s contribution is absent because it lives on the Fisher shelf.
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Stephen John Senn
3 months
Time to quote Confuseus again. “ Enjoy the result you have found by exploratory analysis, for you will not find it again.”
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Stephen John Senn
2 years
“Physicians suffer from dichotomania whereas statisticians have continuitis.” Sayings of Confuseus
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Stephen John Senn
6 years
Statistician. I ordered IPA and you’ve given me a bitter, you’ll have to change it. Barman. Aren’t you a statistician? Statistician. Yes. Barman. You are supposed to proceed as if the intended assignment was actually delivered. #intentiontotreat
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Stephen John Senn
3 years
Perfect timing. I look forward to reading this by ⁦ @d_spiegel ⁩ and ⁦ @anthonybmasters
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Stephen John Senn
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An important corner of my personal library ⁦ @learnfromerror ⁩ ⁦ @yudapearl ⁩ ⁦ @ranilillanjum ⁩ ⁦ @SDMumford
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Stephen John Senn
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Early to bed and early to rise and always always randomise.
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