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zoe

@stateofzoe

1 year

nothing could’ve prepared me for the translation of this tweet

Assanhando Livros |

@assanhandolivro

1 year

Nós mulheres meio Kate Sharma em Bridgertons e meio príncipe Henry em vermelho branco e sangue azul. Não importa o gênero sempre estamos com o olhar de pedindo pica 🥺

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i’m so glad i love barbie because i can’t imagine being a miserable little bitch about something as fun as this

Film Updates

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6 months

Ryan Gosling performing “I’m Just Ken” at the #Oscars .

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1 year

the noise i let out when the camera turned-

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zoe

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4 months

i don’t care if every taylor album is a lyrical masterpiece from start to finish or sounds similar to some of her other albums. i like her music and it makes me happy and i think some of you are miserable.

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zoe

@stateofzoe

2 years

to be fair, ryan murphy did give us this

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zoe

@stateofzoe

4 years

this thread has resources for reproductive rights & centers that will perform abortions, etc., abortion funds, shelters for lgbt+ & other homelessness resources, ways to find low-cost health in your community, & funds for minority communities. i hope this can help someone <3

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1 year

always an angel, never a god #Succession

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1 year

@lestatbian i always translate things out of habit from my mutuals. but this gave me a startle 😭

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@stateofzoe

2 months

#iwtvspoilers lestat being a canon spotify user is so fucking funny like you know he just listens to classical and his different playlists called something stupid like louis (yearning version), louis (sad version), louis (horny version)

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zoe

@stateofzoe

2 years

no thoughts just benedict bridgerton #Bridgerton #bridgertonseason2

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3 years

now why am i not seeing any of this on the #MetGala red carpet… this is what REAL american fashion looks like

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zoe

@stateofzoe

1 year

@phildonephy see i feel like nick would somehow manage to outlive everyone because how did that man even reach 30 in the first place

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@stateofzoe

1 year

shiv getting in the car with tom and holding his hand while being pregnant with his child that she doesn’t even want as he takes the job she fought tooth and nail for… i’m gonna be sick she’s really resigning herself to the position she was beat into her whole life #Succession

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zoe

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2 years

#ABK : the big three of bridgerton

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zoe

@stateofzoe

3 years

good luck to ron with his 93 meetings today

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zoe

@stateofzoe

1 year

so that’s how it ends… roman scraping the botttom of the corporate barrel, shiv forcing herself to be tom’s housewife and a mother, and kendall more depressed than he’s ever been… #Succession

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zoe

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8 months

real men come back tonight

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zoe

@stateofzoe

3 years

ellie kemper being one of the kkk pageant queens is one of the most insane things i’ve ever read in my life

Thee Hannah

@hannastasia

3 years

@Katchin05 😔 I want her to come out and publicly unclaim it!!

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2 years

#STEVE : you’re so clean, so delicious!

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@stateofzoe

2 years

this is my avengers endgame #SNL

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@stateofzoe

2 years

#SANSA : you’re on your own, kid

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1 year

@70sfolkIore nick goes and falls asleep but doesn’t wanna admit it so he makes up a very obscure plot

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zoe

@stateofzoe

15 days

well it is now!

zoe

@stateofzoe

1 month

just found out the charli xcx lyric “i’m so julia” wasn’t referring to julia louis-dreyfus… i can’t believe this

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2 years

i honestly just feel so bad for luke thompson. he loves benedict so much and he’s spoken about how much he cares about benedict and sophie’s story and to now be pushed aside for a narrative choice that the audience doesn’t even want must feel like such a slap in the face.

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2 years

she’s a real life princess

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2 years

@WAYSTIAR still waiting for that second rom-com by the set it up writers with them…

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zoe

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3 years

“it’s like a renaissance painting depicting masculine melancholy.” #TedLasso

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zoe

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3 years

“we came into this world like brother and brother, and now let’s go hand in hand, not one before another.” — shakespeare

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zoe

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3 months

when francesca falls in love… ↳ #bridgerton #bridgertons3

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3 years

chandler bing you are so fucking lucky

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zoe

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8 months

don’t care what the writers say it’s #their season

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8 months

JUSTICE FOR BARBIE WHAT THE FUCK

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3 years

#TEDLASSO : this is me trying.

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3 years

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yanet

@00sclassic

3 years

y’all qrt this with the funniest scene from a sitcom

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zoe

@stateofzoe

7 months

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

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@stateofzoe

3 months

it’s true cause i said so

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zoe

@stateofzoe

4 months

@risenkendall literally destroyed her entire reputation and that of her family’s in front of the whole ton like 😭

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6 months

if you did not appreciate jonathan bailey at his anthony bridgerton, you do not get to enjoy him at his fiyero

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zoe

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3 years

i’ll always look out for you. #succession

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zoe

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1 year

okay this had 80 likes when i went to bed and i think some people think i meant this more seriously than i did dfgkl but anyways this is your sign to watch s2 of bridgerton and red, white, and royal blue if you haven’t already 😁

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zoe

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3 years

you want me to talk to my family? the thing that killed kendall roy?

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1 year

@stewyshosseini I WAS SO EXCITED LIKE HELLO??? MISS JULIA???

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zoe

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3 years

jason sudeikis calling julia louis-dreyfus the dave grohl of television on billy on the street and then five years later writing it into ted lasso is just something that can be so personal #TedLasso

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1 year

the way her whole career, daisy had moms telling her how much their daughters wanted to be like her and she told them all to dream bigger. now she has a daughter who doesn’t want to be like daisy jones when she grows up. she wants to be like her mother.

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1 year

everyone is talking about anya taylor-joy in her princess peach outfit, but what about jack black in his bowser suit!!!!!!

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2 years

GLEN POWELL AND ZOEY DEUTCH ARE STILL ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER ROMCOM TOGETHER YEAH I NEVER LOSE!!!!!

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2 years

simone ashley the woman that you are <3

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11 months

the people’s princess <3

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@stateofzoe

1 month

the likes… you guys don’t even know rashida like that

nell

@lesIiebens

1 month

i was like who’s the random ass man behind my comedy heroes…. it’s fuckin seth meyers

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3 years

#ADAMGROFF : i like dogs :)

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3 years

jason sudeikis on the #Emmys red carpet, narrated by hannah waddingham

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3 years

#SNL , season forty seven, episode four: ↳ host: jason sudeikis ( @jasonsudeikis )

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zoe

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2 years

#BENEDICT : bitch, i’m a cow 🐮 #bridgerton #bridgertonS2

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zoe

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9 months

the fact that actors speaking in support of palestine are losing their jobs and their management while those who are known abusers continue to be celebrated and given work says everything you need to know about hollywood

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2 years

wear a blue velvet suit if you’re a former #SNL employee turned emmy winner who came back to host one of the best episodes of season 47

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3 years

he became the killer. #succession

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2 years

the REAL king and princess consort

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2 years

KATE AND BENEDICT MY BEST FRIENDS

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3 years

kendall roy’s camera roll <3

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4 months

if florence comes out as a guest for an eras tour date when i am not there, i hope you are all ready to witness a breakdown the likes of which mankind has never seen

The Florence + the Machine Fan Club

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4 months

Florence Welch says that Taylor Swift is the 'sweetest and most down to earth' and that she just got excited about the concept and story for Florida!!! that Taylor came to her with. She also said that if she was to make a guest eras tour appearance it would be a surprise 👀

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zoe

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3 years

#TEDLASSO : all found families have…

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@stateofzoe

2 years

our season three benedict bridgerton <3

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3 years

i just. wow. wow. #SNL

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3 years

THEY’RE LITERALLY INSANE??? #SNL

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1 year

i can’t believe i’m losing the roys this year

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3 years

my parents finished ted lasso two days ago and now my mum and i exclusively communicate through ted lasso gifs

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3 years

my jaw hit the floor

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3 years

“the most intense person i’ve ever met in my life” and this is the person in question

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1 year

watching people write their essays about how much they hate daisy, billy, and the rest of the band like the show isn’t called daisy jones & the six…

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1 year

“no one wants to see curvy women.” — karl lagerfeld, 2009 hope that man is miserable and rotting in hell while these beautiful woman who have dedicated so much of their lives to standing up for the big girls continue to shine <3 #MetGala

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3 years

jason sudeikis and bye bye bye: a saga

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3 years

leslie knope ann perkins

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3 years

yeah they sound real bothered

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2 years

happy international jonathan bailey day <3

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3 years

rachel green, the most perfect girl <3

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7 months

ayo getting grounded for having a mr. darcy screensaver… she’s so real

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2 years

#KATHONY : look out, lovers!

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4 years

i will never forgive derek for making addison feel like she wasn’t enough

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3 years

#KENDALL & #ROMAN : so i guess i’ll be sticking with you <3

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1 year

@milfsexuals embarrassed to admit that when i first watched it, i didn’t even pay attention to the audio, so her appearance got me even more

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1 year

he’s just ken(t)

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1 year

@tayorswif KDKDKD it gave me a laugh honestly

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3 years

“so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.” — the great gatsby (1925) / succession (2019)

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2 years

she is the emmy! #Emmys2022

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4 months

@dawseykins right like when sabrina or dua or ariana have goofy lyrics it’s fun and pop but god forbid…

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2 years

JUST STARTED WEEPING

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@stateofzoe

3 years

#KENDALLROY : let’s have a sex talk!

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3 years

thinking about this kendall with this naomi

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3 years

MY BELOVEDS OH MY GOD

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3 years

BREAKING NEWS: Brett Goldstein becomes the first CGI actor to win an Emmy at the 2021 #Emmys !

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1 year

@CharlieRavitz03 10/10 would recommend season 2 is fantastic and simone ashley is a brilliant actress!!!

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zoe

@stateofzoe

2 years

no one is doing it like her

BenDavid Grabinski

@bdgrabinski

2 years

There’s nothing better than when an actor takes a nothing line and makes it hilarious based on the delivery alone. Some people truly could make the phone book funny.

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