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Chone Renner

7 years

Just saw a bird sitting on a dog in a field and was wondering why the dog didn't chase it away. Then realized it was a wooden cutout of a dog made to deter birds. THEN I realized I am dumber than a bird.

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@mmare88 @Srirachachau This would put you in a group of about 250 Americans every year on Thanksgiving.

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@oklakebighead Came out great though

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@SuWasserexperte @KelseyFarish They actually make phones with cameras that work in loud environments. Modern technology is amazing.

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@unclehairdoo @ItssBarnett But someone did say it

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@juliplanetearth @dale_wen @davelevitan @MaryHeglar Literally stopped learning before chapter 2: elastic vs inelastic goods

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2 years

Aaron Judge is a Calico Cut Pants guy. He gives!

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Giancarlo Stanton and Aaron Judge were at the New York City Marathon today supporting Judge’s wife!

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3 years

@amandamull With all of those qualifiers I think there is only one lamp in the entire world that meets your criteria

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10 months

@Allison_Dupont @kane You think the people who make the devices you use might need to use these calculations?

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@Brooks_Gate They should not let him play in losses, he’s doing terrible.

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@JayCuda Either you’re not counting Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast or you don’t have my most recent stats

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3 years

@TheCoolTechDad @adamkotsko @moorehn Looks like there's no cars just a big hole

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2 years

@DaReal_MoKush @Habakkuk_Pk @bikebrh @alexqarbuckle @jesseltaylor Sounds familiar

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3 years

@PFTCommenter Start traveling west, you can buy yourself more time with time zones.

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@contrariandoosh @foxnoodz Could be worse, could be tweeting about dudes tweeting about sports

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3 years

@ytrle @HamRadioShaq @splinterdawg1 @jvckmormon @MerrittIUfan82 @t__bird1 Sounds like something a bully would say decades later

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@_holger @ironcretin @fuckyouiquit @kelimewort Just west of the Pedantic Ocean

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@Habakkuk_Pk @bikebrh @alexqarbuckle @jesseltaylor Or it would be fentanyl, proving he had no reaction to it.

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@SkipperJT23 @fictillius @StibsVfl You didn’t build the parking lot either, why are you taking personal offense to this? Do you agree or disagree with their overall point?

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@CicmilJovan @SullyBusiness Hopefully you only have one document to sign all year

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@alexqarbuckle I could literally hear his voice saying this line

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@IE_MLB League average hasn’t changed in decades

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4 years

@ChrisJamelNYC @SamCaminiti You be thinking forward now though

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@AdvancedApe23 @RohunJauhar This is the exact reason they didn't send a million dollars to you in particular

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@wk057 @SuaveBoosted @ghruffo @TaylorOgan You don't think? You don't know.

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2 years

@zedwa5 No idea how one thing leads to another here, but I'm in full agreement nonetheless

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3 years

@NTFxGreg I am yo neighbor

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4 years

@bocxtop Bus transportation has been perfected and there is no reason to ever consider improving public transportation systems, I agree.

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@CRELeasingLawTX @AlanMCole The old get over move on a single lane road. A classic.

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10 months

@LWLSSofficial @amazehayes_ Always funnier when you explain the joke in a follow up tweet, so thank you.

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2 years

@MLBMetrics That’s precisely how he ran for the last 22 years of his career

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@TylerIAm I already know he was replacing Wet with Wayne at some point late in the second verse

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@stiinkysockss @Psyco_Silver @JoshuaPotash None?

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@nickdumitru @Rainmaker1973 Several tons of copper were needed to carry electrical current from a generation facility to your house to charge your phone in order for you to make this ridiculous reply. Much bigger waste imo

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6 years

@darren_hartwell @igglez73 You had to add 2 numbers and forgot one of them?

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@tedfrank @arctanno He prob Subscribes & Saves

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@RichardEatonNFL @SkipperJT23 @fictillius @StibsVfl Change begins with education. If you’re aware that there are ways to build stadiums with alternate travel options then you are in the minority. The demand for change starts with educating the people it affects the most. You are attacking the messenger for some strange reason.

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@CannaCaptain @engineers_feed $4 million would not change your life?

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@CodifyBaseball Guy used to hit .247 24/7

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@XIyenoma @historyinmemes That gives you less than a minute to prepare for the team of assassins that are dropping in. Good luck.

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@WhitmerThomas And as you did it you yelled you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice

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@unclehairdoo @ItssBarnett Got the answer

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@sahana_srini Nothing wrong with a re-run

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@tomarmstrongca @MargBarAmerica That’s actually not how traffic laws work at all you should give up your license

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@unclehairdoo @ItssBarnett Clearly not that dude either since he's referencing a time that someone else said it

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@SUPERCHARGERS__ @AcunainATL @stonks_r_up @boehnerce_jr @PardonMyDank @kevinlove @PardonMyTake @KDTrey5 @Visible The only ones ahead of him for sure

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@__bluey @weiner_treagans @BarBanLIVE @777jorgeivan Sounds like fatigue could be a factor

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@JamesDeroest @alexschief People 1200 years ago didn’t quite have the foresight

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3 years

@liarrampant @DrawingsbyAmy @zackkahn @michaelharriot @Satiristas @_DHOTYA Amy didn't mention that it was the pilot who had a heart attack. That's what caused the fire. And the pilot's dad was on the flight and took him to the hospital and the surgeon said "I can't operate on this man, it's my son!" BUT HOW IS IT POSSIBLE, THE DAD WAS ON THE FLIGHT??

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1 year

@RightWingCope No banks or stores will be open, so I’m assuming the amount of cash needed for 30 days would be right around $0.00?

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2 years

@unclehairdoo @ItssBarnett I enjoyed it in December and I'm enjoying it now. I'm going to have to ask the smartest person I know if there's anything wrong with a re-run, hang on.

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@RareBeerMemes @JAA_AntiMAGAt @davenewworld_2 You think running away is the same as fighting in the street? Aren’t those almost complete opposites by definition?

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@HeheWaitWhut People entertained by that also think Elon is a genius.

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@supercoolphones @BeautnyJFunt @IdahoBones

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@mbacarella @keewa 5 of the 7 people who drank raw milk before it went viral on TikTok died, very compelling argument for raw milk

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@CRELeasingLawTX @AlanMCole Not a hypothetical it’s literally drawn in the picture.

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@adam_zandarski @texanfeminist23 @Puzzle80X @garywonder11 @JoshuaPotash Successfully derailed the conversation to the point where no one wants to engage with you. Good job officer.

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@hen_ease @BarstoolTrent still the best extra in the biz

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@humanutella @smoothposer Whose home though

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@Rich_Lori @DylanGelula That's the girl from the pilates machine

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@SportsDropNFL My favorite part of the article was the paragraph about Dan Fouts. That’s because every time I tried to scroll past it I was brought back to the top.

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@SamManning92 @MattShea @WraithTE @JHartley2 @dyingscribe Because 50k people all just searched those two accounts so now the algorithm ties them together. Pretty simple concept, no?

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@drsmithy @mnolangray That might be because an even more overwhelming majority of miles driven are at those lower speeds…

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@_CoronaLime_ @Jared_Carrabis Who's gonna tell him

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2 years

@guestiest @jimssg86 @shotclock24 @just_angel___ @TheAndyCortez @johnnydesciple @SimuLiu Unless you have a doppelgänger in the crowd it seems like a pretty unnecessary thing to put on the screen. You think literally anyone would have gone home saying that they had a good time but it could have been better with a Simu Liu lookalike contest?

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@MetaphoricallyK @dril The AC is always on full blast otherwise it's like living inside a flame

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@TheKPAgenda Why can’t all the QBs in the league just be as good as the greatest QB of all time!?!?!?

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@hankcny @MartinScopes @UnforceNYC You were the one who made this about grocery stores. Yes, they have grocery stores within walking and mass transit distance.

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@spenserwells42 @rowdymauri2000 @TrapCinephile We call that a responsible

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@mehrettt @ZMONEY220 @hailsnicole7838 When did random strangers enter the conversation? Why did blood enter the conversation?

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@GiuseppeRace @mlberrors That ends with XX

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@jasonrohner @PFTCommenter I'll take the way under with every dollar I can get my hands on

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@fetacheesepls @SarkastikB @joshsendstweets When?

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@arnoldshir @DragonflyJonez More than the $0 I've gotten 0 times thus far

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@BrianBabinski @PFTCommenter You knew hear?

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@MartinoPuccio @goodplanb @PFTCommenter It was a good tweet but idk about calling it fire

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@SoloDoloTrevino @moduspwnens @kentonagbone @ChryssHart @mjosmurphy And then they’ll claim the heat only targeted people with sunglasses in their profile picture

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@Hook_EZ @Big__TeeJ @zc0rned @bizlet7 Do you just enjoy complaining?

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@terryism91 @thefader Jay Z on the same

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@PassonJim Guy used to hit .247 24/7

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@HamRadioShaq @ytrle @splinterdawg1 @jvckmormon @MerrittIUfan82 @t__bird1 Nah it just makes him the other kid's bully

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@typhoonjim @paulbensonsucks @JacksonEflin @quendergeer

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@MikeRay_22 @HaterReport_ The other team is free to get the rebound on all of those

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@astalfort @BenVerlander The World Series says otherwise

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@Ox92584 @ballesteros_312 What an odd reaction to seeing that video

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@zachlovestua @bobwnyg @shegone03 Hitting the ball hard is spin rate

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@Athelloain @TheRaqasa @calebsaysthings

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@intothefray86 @dblzone @WorldWideWob Interested in replying multiple times though. I’m sure the algorithm won’t keep feeding you Wemby highlights.

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@DanielDumbrill @GeorgeJanko @Cobratate Fine, give him TWO things

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@alexqarbuckle An audible tweet

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@djbulnes @TayFromCA Real men wait 18 months until they're caught red handed and left with no other options before they apologize

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@isqueezegatz @AstrosBrain @RedBrickStros @thejb_stan If you get vague enough you can make any claim you want.

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@jeanpaulblartre @colin_fraser @0xSlinger Gee whiz, what an interesting way of thinking

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@EricFeurer @TomFornelli One time I was at a urinal next to Paul McCartney and Michael Jordan and didn't notice because I am not an animal and I don't look at the guy next to me at a urinal

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@HeheWaitWhut Are there a lot of people that are intolerant of two parent households? I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that in my life.

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@Floppa8765 @Allison_Dupont @kane I guess I forgot there are people who think high school calculus is an advanced subject only meant for a few brave mathematicians.

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7 years

@PFTCommenter You literally told him if he didn't like the weather just wait five minutes. Unreal

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4 months

@TheNels @ParisPhl Could have added breweries to this list if you got rid of the qualifier at the end

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@teddyvalenzuela He probably liked it when he only saw the one side and then had to change his stance when he saw you looked like half a King Tut

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@benisphere @NateSilver538 But why should living breathing human people govern the land?

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@Jared_Carrabis The ladies say that’s not where the resemblance stops

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@thaRealG00b @PardonMyTake Not sure why I got blocked, thought we were just rattling off irrelevant information that adds nothing to the conversation.

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