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@contrariandoosh

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i just be talking 🇲🇽

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@The_clark_Side @MeelzTV “Show em what you got bro” 😭😭😭
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@West937 @LifeStarMedia You think that dog a crisis actor or sum 😭😭😭
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@nypost This dude has seen Jennifer Lopez more times this month than he’s seen his kids in the last year smh
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@idkanymoreTT @dovepixie @TheF00dBae Unfortunately I think not.... maybe talk about how generous of a lover I am instead
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@imnotjaze @_CoolStoryCori_ Ripped in 3 spots lmao & they’re dead wrong for this ad because if they would’ve ran some water through that condom it would’ve been looking like SpongeBob exploding
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@whitest_injera @altersrealityto People in real life do not care about this stuff like they do on this app lmfao
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@maniacofR @Mars_DaDon Bruuuuuuh please tell me this is fake lmao
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@shaundnichols @oliviabrxtn It’s true if you pick the right degree. A lot of people just don’t have a clue going in.
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@doomplingzz @angdoll__ If he’s comfortable doing that in public imagine what he does in private 🥴
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@DarnellGilet @getnickwright He’s not owning it It’s a backhanded complement trying to trash Curry (who’s actually putting them a game away from the finals)
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@dwalk26464327 @_Starsabreep They not ride or die at all take them back to the hospital 😭😭
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@goadabrenfa @treystar679 @CultureCrave @iglehart97 How don’t people understand this??? Shut up about an edit button already & just read your tweets before sending them
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@barstoolsports This is how antimaskers view themselves when they refuse to a wear a mask lmfaooo
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@Roguelost @bratsh4wty Stop listening to Farrakhan lmfaoo
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@wumbooty @yeojinqueen Whole time it was allergy meds 😭
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@NBarber24 @NowHipHopNews_ Sympathy is actually a normal human emotion to have but go off 👍🏽
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@tokio_and @ItsJabrone Honorary Mexican simply for her levels of hornyness
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@MedusaShe @keemiemillz It wasn’t funny at all shit made me cringe cause of how real it was… but it needed to be kept up so people face the uncomfortable truth about those types of dudes
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@maconismyname @DiscussingFilm Twitter was convinced they were going to put Netflix out of business 💀
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@SuperSalom0n @_Starsabreep But was still down to ride he real asf 😭😭😭
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@0xca333 @LilMoonLambo Yeah it’s fucking hilarious
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@TatesBurner @TheHoopCentral @ClutchPointsApp He was spitting facts too. NBA media is the worst of the 3 big sports in the US.
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@jeff_kuhnen @barstoolsports Willing to bet that parent got what was coming to them lmao
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@_debbzzz @WhoTFissim & that’s why we be scared for ours lives smh cause y’all just don’t be paying attention
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@yatesinvesting No just tell me what stocks to buy
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@barstoolsports These dudes are making me want to root for a russ redemption tour so bad
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@Thyrrsuss @keyon Eddie was a good character it’s Billy that’s so overrated
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@ShreddaSosa @nuffsaidny I never have any idea what’s being said but I always watch this video all the way through anytime it’s on the TL 😭😭 they were acting their asses off
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@ThatThraxFr @BleacherReport Feel bad for you not having a father figure in your life
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@umarjacksononly @YeahTeriq313 Otr, it really is dope to see him embrace the culture
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@bloch60154529 @Thrones_Facts The way the book sets it up makes it more interesting because Aegon only accepts the crown to protect his family.. adds some grey to the character that they’re painting in such a bad light so far But Ryan Condal instead chooses: gReEn bAd BlAcK gOoD
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@CFC_XI @CLINT419 The guy that walks in and sits down is Lebron James
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@east_sidesavage @upblissed @IGGYAZALEA *this* is what he’s complaining about???????
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@D_Portillo_0 @big_business_ Pete drilling her shit rn while Kanye pouring his heart out for her… women are shameless 😭
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@milktpapi I remember when you used to making cooking videos with voice overs.... miss those days
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@1deepq @ZAYYYTHEGOAT You mfers might have worse CTE than AB at this point man
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@M0nkBarz @NBABeau @_b0y1da_ Kawhi fading back and Zaza still found a way to get under him… insanely dirty play
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@__prettygirlNay @GlockDaddy107 You must be talking about America cause Puerto Rico, the DR & Cuba BEEN putting black players in the MLB
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@DaBoyJayX @kylekuzma How the comments are about to come for you
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@KingJosiah54 This doesn’t even make sense Draymond was right and Kerr wasted a challenge 💀💀💀
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@ItsLouFrFr @Ballislife KG told y’all Tim Duncan don’t give a fuck 😭
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@lawman4music @antisoshio @Kabeloa_manong The clear give away was her getting yeeted to space & then you can tell the fire at the end is fake
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@SWitHBeAtZ @MeelzTV Just guys being dudes but you know twitter gonna try and turn it into something weird
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@PeterNomelander @big_business_ Literally the Weekend Update is the only consistently good thing on SNL
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@chadsmeeks @EPM106 “Netflix dying” is very much on the Mount Rushmore of Things That Only Exist on Twitter People will eventually realize likes and RTs don’t mean anything in real life
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@miyaaddiction @NaeFrmThaDub Right, shit isn’t funny at all
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@Julian14586941 @CatfishMan96 @THEKIDMERO Twitter loves to glorify these dudes like they actually decent human beings just for giving out some toys 😭😭😭
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@SoTaKnew @Riichter @Fleetwoodzak Each shingle is about 40lbs & that looked like a pallet which usually contains 13 stacks & there’s 3 packs of shingles on each stack 40lb x 3 = 120lb 13 x 120lb = … I don’t even want to do the math. That guys legit an idiot for putting all those shingles up there.
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@jazmineefaith This is honestly a very filling breakfast
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@stardust_tivi @odenhead When you watch Breaking Bad & BCS you would think Vince had all the scripts of the series finished before filming even started. Yet some of their best stuff was just them going with the flow. Crazy.
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@utdziad @goal Wasn’t the narrative when everyone clowned arsenal for losing
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@sewerprvncess @maghrebimarx Peaked in high school but graduated college with their nursing degree
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@sixandzero23 @Ballislife If I was a Mavs fan I’d have bad feelings about 2007 too
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@richavellii @SaeedDiCaprio They do it on twitter now too Dudesdownbad DudespostingtheirLs Hornypatrol Etc etc etc
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@freebandzjacks Tried watching tv while getting a blowjob & it’s just weird... getting sucked off while dudes are playing basketball just didn’t do it for me
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@DiceandTeo @jrmymoon I’m SCREAMING 😭😭😭
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@babycaladan @jvpper This scene triggers me so bad cause that cringe dialogue is fried into my brain “iM aBoUt To GeT ViOlEnT” 😭
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@foxnoodz Could be worse... could be tweeting about politics
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@BoogieJuice_ @DiscussingFilm Actually people do care only people on twitter pretend they don’t
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@KayyJay__ @VPerricone92 @barstoolsports I was a little put off by the style of play then they started hitting from the logo
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@savethe2strokes @MostlyPeacefull Maybe 20 years ago Nowadays people watch a 5 minute YouTube video and take everything they watched (not researched themselves) and accept it as fact.
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@spectatorindex ??? Bro spending the countries tax dollars on bitcoin 💀💀
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@GeoohhM @D_Portillo_0 @big_business_ Omg she’s two timing Pete women really not shit 😭
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@The_1Mello @mixtapeminimus1 They don’t even arrest people that commit sexual assault lmaoo why would they arrest the ones that lie about it
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@tonyboyfrijole @WHOISORATILE The outlets enable the resellers by simply not meeting the demand
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@SheOwnsARainbow @Dyonnce He deserves cause who raises a child to make fun of someone for being poor???
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@ballsdragon69 How does one even get access to this picture?
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@_brilliantbeeh @SomaKazima Lil buddy isn’t trapped I think he’s lost… you can see he’s easily able to navigate up the tree so I think he’s calling out for someone
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@andmyaxe69 @barstoolsports When did you learn how to use social media, grandpa?
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@TreNoYxmi @radrocket8ss “My career” 🤣🤣🤣 grow up and get a real job
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@h3llokittyangel @imnotjaze @_CoolStoryCori_ Fuck do I look like the elastic Einstein or some shit idk
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@dearapriII Game of Thrones fans when their friend is finally gonna watch the Red Wedding episode
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@mountain_pog @DailyLoud The funniest part is drakes the biggest groupie of all Bro starts blushing anytime he’s around an NBA player
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@mugzmuzic @jessethechef Why would they do this 💀💀 so fucked up
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@xDevhs @spectatorindex There’s literally a poll
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@xaxaxaxaumad @MichaelBensonn @MikeCoppinger Real ones know it was always @ErrolSpenceJr & PBC holding this fight up
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@UcheBanned You tagged him for attention then crying cause he replied lmfao
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@EphraimStew @stoolpresidente Impressive 2 piece though I gotta hand that to him at least
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@jjzeller3 @stoolpresidente She’s probably just glad it wasn’t her this time
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@Adventuremaker7 @MrAnt728 @CultureCrave With all due respect not everyone needs that BS to enjoy/appreciate a good show
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@LegendOfWinning Lmfao nba virgins love the word asterisk almost as much as they love the word ratio
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@DonKeedicPhD @MySportsUpdate NFL reverse suing you until you can’t pay legal fees anymore
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@DEADMAN_pt3 Twitter been clowning Goodell & praising Silver for years… folk finally starting to grow up & realize which Commissioner is actually good for their league and which isn’t…
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@talkalot_360 @JaayHustle @wtfjummy Fuck are you buying that’s only good 3 days? 😭😭
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@M3thCurry @TheFigen Yeah lmfao that dog is not protecting him he’s just the only one with balls to eat in front of the mastiff
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@Como_te_llamaz @WorldWideWob LeSperm is an insane nickname 😭😭
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@shannonsharpeee Recording and releasing sparring videos is so whack man… If it had to happen to someone tho I’m glad it was Rolly 💀
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@SpinninBackfist There’s just nothing better than boxing at the top level
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@BayouBun Not the cracker having the best one 😔
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@Ayjayyyx @falcxns Right 😭 the only family Dany knew was viserys & that’s the mfer that was teaching her valaryian Mind you rhaenyra is 4 generations removed from Aegon the Conqueror & people are acting like she’s the one speaking poor Valyrian 😭😭😭😭
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@Mattfm8 @WorldWideWob He has 22 points at halftime
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