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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@MatthewStrugar I just found these a few weeks ago in an old shoebox πŸ₯Ί
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Knocked on doors for @BetoORourke with my dad today and I’m hoping to get out to do it all week!
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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I want to cry. I can't believe I saw @Madonna play for Hillary in Washington Square Park on this historic election eve. I am speechless.
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Nothing will ever give Texans more insight into who @tedcruz is as a person than the 5 seconds it took for him to begin his response to this easy question. #TexasDebate
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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I’m sitting next to a 5 year old on this flight who I think is traveling alone and he really wants to talk to me. Maybe I’ll tell him about @VanessaVanjie .
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Ummm... @duolingo says this is β€œflirting” in Spanish.
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@TomZohar Bird Box
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@Mex06271 @shakira @Penn You don’t have to be Shakira to choose to learn something new and improve yourself, while also loving and caring for your children. If you’re incapable of that, I feel sorry for you, Gaby.
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Been in a major funk lately and didn’t expect @karaswisher to speak direct advice into my ears, but I’m grateful.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
I finally had to unfollow the iOS development Twitter topic. Every tweet that shows up is something like: iOS developer tip of the day: You can use the simulator to run apps on your computer instead of your phone!
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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So I put my hands up, they’re playing my song, I know it’s gonna be okay... yayyyeeayaayeayeah it’s
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
3 years
Are you excited about SwiftUI? Come work with me at Apple in London on a brand new team, building the user interface components that power new features in Apple Music and other media apps! If that sounds cool to you, check out the posting and DM / share. πŸ˜€
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Just saw this real vanity plate leaving the Madonna concert in Houston
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@BonerWizard Same energy
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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OnlyFrans
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OnlyFlans
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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It's clear that @BernieSanders was living for the drama last night.
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Not this, @mindykaling ☹️
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Just for reference, this is the @AmericanAir menu photo, and this is what I got. It’s actually pretty comical.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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There’s a boy I know, @Rrrraaay . We met for the first time on March 11, 2012. Over the past decade, for various reasons, we just never went for it. Well, after all this time, we’ve finally decided to give it a go. I guess the word the kids are using these days is… boyfriend? πŸ₯°
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@TIME @billyeichner RIP Billy you were such a great talent, I hope you’re chasing angels on the streets of heaven with Joan Rivers and Evita
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Remember how Obama kicked @FoxNews out of press briefings because they were so unfair and biased against him? Me neither.
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@gaywonk Good morning, congratulations, you have been promoted to The Machine
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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OMG you guys @RuPaul is so tall in person! http://t.co/q9AbMhSVHj
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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His Tinder profile pic vs. when he shows up to your dinner date
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@maximehugodupre @TwitterDev It may be time to take your skills to a stable platform. You’re building on sand here.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@Mex06271 @shakira @Penn Oh, now I understand your problem.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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I only met @StephMillerShow ’s dog Max one time, but as you can see from the way he’s letting a chihuahua dance on him like it’s no biggie, he was the life of the party. πŸ’”
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Rainbow over the arena where @erasureinfo is playing. Coincidence? I think not! 🌈
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@damo_baker1 @maddow What’s wrong with your apostrophe key, sir?
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@adamjmoussa Morgan Spurlock looks good these days
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The Pennsylvania attorney general is kinda dreamy?
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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My best friend of over 17 years is gone today. I didn’t get to say goodbye and I’m devastated. The years we had together made me a better person. I wish I could conjure up better words but I can’t. Miss Cleo, I loved you so much, and you loved me too, and I’ll never forget you.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@adamjmoussa @SpenserMestel And let’s not forget about Trump supporter Shania Twain’s bored appearance
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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A legendary Prince karaoke moment between @frangeladuo , @SMShow & @RadioGuyChris
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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*Sophia walks towards the door with her purse* DOROTHY: Ma! You’re not going out! We’re quarantined! SOPHIA: I’m 80! All my friends are already dead. You can quarantine for both of us, pussycat. You’ve been practicing for this role your whole life!
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Whenever someone claims that conservatives are compassionate, just introduce them to @TomiLahren .
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Can’t wait for Dr. Biden to reset your password
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Melania Trump 45 Archived
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The American people deserve fair elections. Every legal - not illegal - vote should be counted. We must protect our democracy with complete transparency.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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What an evening we had with @kylieminogue ! ✨
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
Is anybody else finding themselves stressed about therapy these days because it’s a tedious struggle to talk about feelings when nothing at all ever seems to change?
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Everything else around here may be broken but at least the balloons still work! πŸ₯°
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Okay but
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a cultural moment
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@MarkSeddon1962 @oxfamgb Me: β€œUh oh, someone tweeted someone stupid again!” Any other human: β€œWow, what did they say?”
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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In case you missed it, here’s my shoutout to @VanessaVanjie on The Price Is Right today. If you couldn’t tell I was a big homo by everything else in this clip, I thankfully found a way to remove any doubt.
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My new pickup line: "I wanna climb you like Trump Tower"
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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How can I even describe this moment and do it justice? I can’t. So I won’t try. Thank you, @Cher .
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Announcement time! I’ve been waiting to say anything until it was more certain, but I’m so excited and I’m no longer able to hide it. 2022 is going to be a big year for me, because… I’m moving to London! πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ ❀️ ✨
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@ErinInTheMorn For anyone else who sees this and is red-green colorblind like I am, the explainer images in the thread really help. Thanks for making this and breaking it down.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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I wonder if @Nicolebairdd_X ever imagined the possibility that her tweet might be printed on a pencil found buried in a closet in Texas...
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@karaswisher What turns me off the most is that web1 was about people being excited to share information in new (and free) ways, while web3 appears to be mostly about money and land grabs and gambling. It’s almost like web3 is the gross capitalist dystopian alternate ending to web1.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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URGENT: The poll location at 8130 Kirby Drive should be open until 8pm and they’ve been forcing people to vote provisional after 7. This is a minority area. PLEASE RT @HarrisVotes @maddow @BetoORourke
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@michelle_sham You chose to label yourself a Republican, so all of the baggage that comes with that is yours to own. Read the platform.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Today is my third anniversary at Apple! I still can’t believe I get to work on apps that so many people use every day. After 3 years that responsibility still feels as meaningful to me as it did on day 1, maybe even more so. However I got here, I’m excited for what’s next. ο£Ώ
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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In the morning I start my new job at . I can hardly sleep. 😊
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Obligatory nervous first day at the office selfie
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Ready for @kylieminogue !
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@DerekCesovski @mikeyfine Bigotry isn’t an opinion
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@vinn_ayy Vinny, I have an important thing to tell you: Pickled quail eggs are delicious. The biggest problem with eggs is that most people can’t fit a whole one in their mouth. There has to be a better way! Now, imagine having a tiny egg you can eat in one bite! Sharks, I’m asking for ju
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Some life news: In just about 6 weeks, my time in London will come to a close and I’ll be relocating to California to work in Cupertino. 🌈
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
Cute felt, might delete later
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Guys, we have to stop comparing @realDonaldTrump to Hitler. Hitler never had any problem drawing a crowd.
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This 😘 moment with @frangeladuo , @SMShow & @RadioGuyChris must be heard to understand how amazing it was
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@jduffyrice Girls5eva on Peacock! 30 Rock-style comedy, Sara Bareilles, so much heart…
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6 years
It’s pouring and my script is wet but gotta keep knocking! @BetoORourke
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Stumbled across the @KellyannePolls bakery!
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Leaving ο£Ώ Battersea for the last time as a UK employee before my US transfer tomorrow and I can’t help but feel just a little bit sad. My time here was a chapter I won’t soon forget. ❀️
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@michelle_sham Your claimed political party supports a lot of very negative things. And that means you support them. Period.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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What’s the difference between @BetoORourke and @tedcruz ? I think this says a lot. I wonder what Senator Cruz is afraid of…
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The only reason @United wasn’t able to send me away without my lost suitcase was because I had an AirTag in it and I was able to prove that it was stuck somewhere, and I refused to leave without it. It turns out they had turned off the belt before my bag came down.
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@michelle_sham Call yourself a conservative. Find your own views and ideas. But be prepared to defend them and answer for them.
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Well, it feels real now! ο£Ώ
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Surprisingly, no doves were harmed during the making of this video. @frangeladuo @JudyTenuta @SMShow @Jason_Stuart
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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But what if I *want* Adam Sandler to have my number?
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As a person of β€œevacuated Manhattan on a Circle Line party boat on 9/11” experience, I can confirm that the weather on 9/11 was in fact stunning
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Sophie Vershbow
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Having grown up in NYC, today is what we in my family refer to as 9/11 weather.
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It truly never gets old 🌈
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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It was a great first day at the new  office ❀️
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Today is my 2 year anniversary at Apple! I feel so incredibly lucky, in the thick of a pandemic, to have somehow found a job I love, working on things I care deeply about, alongside a bunch of the most smart and kind people I’ve ever met. I’m so happy to be here. ✨✨
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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In the morning I start my new job at . I can hardly sleep. 😊
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Want to work with me on cool stuff for Apple Music and Podcasts? My team in London is hiring!
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
We got... Cats.
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The musical phenomenon WICKED comes to the big screen. In theaters 12.20.19.
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Though Gaga will never be relevant enough again to play the Superbowl. We can at least be thankful for that. Maybe she can do state fairs.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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The spam texts are trying something new
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
2 years
This evening’s wedding look is officially ready to go!
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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It’s started πŸ™ˆ
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omg snowy London is so magical
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
β€œLooking for a reason to delete this app”
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Pup Hermes πŸ”œ Leather Pride PS
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Name a lie gay people say.... #Go
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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In the queue for Madonna in Lisbon in our matching @insidethegroove t-shirts πŸ₯°
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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I’m hooooooome πŸ₯Ή
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
My work computer for the job I start in 2 weeks just arrived today so I guess it’s real now!
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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What a huge day this has been! πŸ˜… I’m so relieved that I can finally tell you how proud I am to have worked with an amazing team on the Music app for the ο£Ώ Vision Pro. I can’t wait for people to experience it in person! 🀩
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
Guess who’s no longer on the job market 😊
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Today marks exactly a year since @Rrrraaay and I made things official, but we’ve known each other for so long that it feels like we’ve always been orbiting one another. I truly feel like the luckiest boy in the world these days. πŸ’•
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Tomorrow I have a big scary interview at a certain fruit company and I’m feeling down on myself, not good enough, and just generally worried that I’m an impostor. Any sparkly vibes you can spare would be truly gobbled up like lucky charms ❀️ Thank you πŸ₯°
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I prefer Enya's Spanish cousin, Γ‘.
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Steven Peterson πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
4 years
In the morning I start my new job at . I can hardly sleep. 😊
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