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@unfamiliarjoe

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@unfamiliarjoe

5 years

DO YOU KNOW HOW DIRTY A TREADMILL IS?

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5 years

The only thing you'll ever see me doing on a treadmill... 😄🍬 📹 IG/scott_mathison_

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I’m actually still laughing, I fake vomited on the road to slow down my sister from arriving to her suprise party too early, I’m the best brother known to man loooool

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Fair to say my mum isn’t in the April Fools day spirit

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Whoever’s hotspot this is in Cov library, you know I have feelings too right?

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

This guy looks like he snaked Rosie for Zara

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@BeardedGenius

6 years

What part of town is this

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

When you’re at the ATM and you nearly click “Display Balance On Screen”

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Tell Student Finance that ur mum won £10 on a Scratchcard and they’ll give u the minimum loan

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@unfamiliarjoe

7 years

If you can't tell who's coming down the stairs by the speed and volume of the steps, are they really your family?

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@unfamiliarjoe

1 year

Gave my old manager an excuse of why I was late to work & she was like ‘Listen, my husband is black too, so I can tell when you lot are just telling lies’ I was like huh looool (I was 1000% lying too)

Never break kayfabe

@Tripolar_B

1 year

You ever had a racist experience but it was funny tho

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Click on the J Hus @ pls 😂😂😭😭😭

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@riannamoth

9 years

Uno when ur loving j hus to much 😭 @JHusMusic http://t.co/HDFsXbr7L8

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@unfamiliarjoe

7 years

Never telling a girl my height again lol. I nearly vomited

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@unfamiliarjoe

4 years

I’m crying cause that wall is 70% window, what did he expect???? 😭

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@t2trilll

4 years

Wrapped it🤣🤣

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@unfamiliarjoe

4 years

I want everyone here arrested then. Even the dog. Keep the same energy

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@metpoliceuk

4 years

1/2 Police are on scene at two locations in #Westminster after a number of demonstrators gathered. A small number arrests have been made at each site for breach of Covid-19 regulations and some FPNs issued.

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@unfamiliarjoe

3 years

Once that adrenaline wears off, he is PISSED

Certified Vakabon

@platini954

3 years

Feds: 🗣 OPEN UP! Him:

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@unfamiliarjoe

4 months

PR for running/jogging/marathons is at a ALL TIME HIGH

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@unfamiliarjoe

5 years

Davido so he can scream at everyone when it’s time to go home

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@officialjadene

5 years

What artist would you want to perform at your wedding?

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

I can’t believe this

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@unfamiliarjoe

2 years

Deji’s only brand deal gonna be Trapstar if he doesn’t start speaking soon

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@unfamiliarjoe

4 years

Nobody: NSG music videos:

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@unfamiliarjoe

7 years

"I hope you liked my birthday card babe x" First of all, I used it for roach.

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

One time my boy sent his fresh trim to a ting he was chatting to and she replied with: “hmm, as long as you like it, then its calm” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

9-5pm everyday, thats 8 hours. 8 hours x 5 days a week = 40 hours That’s £1000 a week. £1000 x 4 weeks = £4000 a month. Easy choice.

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@AdeOmada

6 years

Would you work in Primark, Oxford Street for £25/hr?

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

I honestly dunno what u expected lmao

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

LOOOL please I will go home at 'Yo' with no shame

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

my name is: ⚪️ Joe ⚪️ Jacob ⚪️ Jared 🔘 Killamonshem

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

My girl just got paid and swears she needs a Panini maker loooooool ppl don't know how to act with money

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

ppl in cov r hotboxing cigarettes and wonder why their life expectancy is yesterday

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@unfamiliarjoe

7 years

How can I wear this on the train the other day from work and someone was like "He thinks he's Ghost from Power" :/

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

I don’t get it , did you just stare at my avi and create a tweet from there 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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@TooStressful_

6 years

Me stepping out in white AF1’s, ripped jeans and a Trapstar top thinking my yé is different then you get to the rave

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@unfamiliarjoe

4 years

Mcdonalds when I was 16. Was going too slow on my first day so my manager punched me loool, I cried in the freezer

db 🖤

@dbcxptures

4 years

What was the WORST job you had?

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

THIS LECTURE IS VERY BORING TO MEEE

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

When a writer from the Daily Mail manages to find a connection between Stormzy and a random robbery in South London

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@unfamiliarjoe

5 years

I’m so sorry but God forbid, doesn’t sound like a good idea at all

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Mother reunited with deceased daughter on VR show.

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@unfamiliarjoe

4 years

A lot of uni games nights are over sexualised and it was mad annoying

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@unfamiliarjoe

5 years

How dare another man understand me? My thoughts and wisdom will never be ‘under’ another person’s. From now on, I want you to ‘overstand’ me.

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

J Hus is going back in 😭😭😭

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@unfamiliarjoe

7 years

£117 Wireless Ticket vs £12 Booking Fee

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

VICTORIA ALWAYS PUT A PLATE ON IT BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN DI MICROWAVE

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Daily Mail: Rapper J Hus who is on one of Raheem Sterling’s playlist and has performed with Stormzy has been charged with carrying a deadly sword.

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@BBCNewsbeat

6 years

J Hus has been charged with carrying a knife. London's Metropolitan Police confirmed to Newsbeat, using his real name Momodou Jallow, that the rapper was remanded in custody.

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@unfamiliarjoe

7 years

@1TD Do you eat Watermelon with the bones or without?

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7 years

Lol mandem are crying to Dave’s song about his ex while their own ex is in their boys room getting claaaarted

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

When the Easyjet security and police ask to see the bank card he used to book the holiday with

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@unfamiliarjoe

7 years

You vs The Guy She Tells You Not To Worry About

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@unfamiliarjoe

4 years

When you order an Uber & a Mercedes Benz turns up

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Started smiling at this guy that I thought was my boy, it wasn’t him. I think he’s gonna rush me after the event😂😂😂😂

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Girls stop being such a pussio and shoot your shot, before your future husband starts dicking down your enemies

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Nowhere to be found , im missing, mi gone

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6 years

Omg God please protect this family

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Finally my girl is sleeping, time to replace her foundation with all purpose seasoning

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@unfamiliarjoe

4 years

@forever_jazzi I took her to Canary Wharf Rooftop Gardens and told her to take a selfie with me. She then started swiping through and swiped straight past 😭 I had to tell her to go back then when she clocked, she cried and said yes

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

One time my mum shouted at me on the Central Line and said "DOLAPO, let the lady sit down, can't you see she's PREGNANT?". Lady was like 'Excuse me... No I'm not pregnant.' Mum was like 'O it's cause of your belly' LOOOL sigh, I was just watching like

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Imagine having a convo with the mandem about the best beats you’ve had and one says “nah but bro your girl throws it back differently” 😭 everyone dies. Him, my boys, the landlord of the house, the landlords family, their landlords.

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1 year

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

my girl looked so focking peng last night i want a kid now

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6 years

LOOOOOOOOOOL my mum sent my 10 year old brother to the shop to go buy Plantain and he came back with 6 bananas 😂😂😂😂

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Is God performing?

steph hilton⭐️🇯🇲

@cocoupdate_

6 years

£80 for no behaviour ticket dm me

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@unfamiliarjoe

2 years

If you plan on trying new restaurants in 2023, here’s my current list 👇🏾

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@unfamiliarjoe

4 years

If this serves 8 then pls, my name is 8.

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@joshua1eo

4 years

Not tryna start a debate 🥱

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

SHES VERY GORGEOUS TO MEE

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

How am I meant to explain to my Grandkids in the future that this was screenshotted from a praise and worship video?

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@unfamiliarjoe

7 years

not even bragging but, I watch TV without a TV license.. normal

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Think I'm attracted to bad guys

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

One of my life goals to give my girl the perfect life she never thought she’d see, I’m too in love with this girl man

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@unfamiliarjoe

7 years

10 Hour Interview? I’ll take the job even if they reject me.

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@unfamiliarjoe

5 months

Noone lies more than a recruiter calling you for an ‘informal’ convo

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6 years

Deposit garn

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Bro usually when you do that camera effect, there’s meant to be an after

MY NAME IS ANTHONY ORIJA

@AnthonyOrija_

6 years

Sorry for the wait, don’t get weezy on me

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Remember when girls used to suck on baby dummies in secondary school? and where them ribbons in their hair with edges gelled down with wayyyyy to much gel lmaoooootheyallpregnantnowoooool

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6 years

Mandem come to job interviews in Jordans and swear its racism when they don’t get hired

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4 years

Keke’s last day fam

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7 years

"Shh shh shh shh shh shh shh" - Headie One (2018) Black Excellence.

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6 years

No one will ever understand me, that’s why I bottle up everything

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6 years

“ mAnDem CoMe LoOkiNg SaUcEy” “ yh im wearing a tracky with sliders sis

Bozo Supreme

@YvesSaintLeeroy

6 years

“ LeAvE YouR bAd ViBes aT hOmE” yeah someone’s getting stabbed

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6 years

some of your little brothers are still on Fifa 13 loooooooooooooooooooool but it’s Kofi from Filbert Village that you’ve known since freshers that’s getting Fifa 19 from you ahhahahahhaahahhahaha omg

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6 years

Me: "Need money asap man, I hate being broke" Traders:

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@LeanandCuisine

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6 years

I beg you tell your mum that i’m broke too

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@trapmoneymelly

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I told my mum how broke I am in a passing comment, and she went and transferred me £200 in my account with the reference “pocket money” she’s acc too precious 😭😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️

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6 years

Noone: ... Fredo:

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5 years

When you’re tryna leave the motive but your boy keeps moving to girls on the way out

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

Are we still writing birthday party invites on iPhone notes that say “Mandem come grab a whine, gyaldem come bruk off yuh back 👀👀”

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

When all your friends have oysters but you lost yours and the bus driver says you have to leave

LR LOOSE 6️⃣

@lr_loose

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What I always wanted to say to my mum when she’d make me dip from the motive early in school

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4 years

My babes graduated today, she makes me so proud man, God bless her journey for real ❤️

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@unfamiliarjoe

7 years

Your MCM is currently on a Virgin Train hiding in the toilet because he hasn't got a ticket. He's 28 in July.

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6 years

Cadet is gonna do “Shaku on the beat as well challenge” watch this space

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6 years

When im bored, I think of different ways to propose to my girl later in life, love is a crazy thing 😂

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7 years

I took one girl out on a date time ago and didnt lips her and she called me later asking if I was gay :/

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6 years

3rd year fraudsters waiting for the 1st year squares to come through

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7 years

Instead we have Kojo Funds singing about his gun like this

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5 years

Are we going to ignore the fact that this person was already recording?

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6 years

aww some of u girls have the same man in ur cover photos

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6 years

my girl left her square at my yard, free creps for everyone

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6 years

I’d rather have a close friend gathering for my birthday than loads of people at my party that I dont even know

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7 years

Ask your babes what she wants from Fenty Beauty then say "Wrong chat" ❤️

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@unfamiliarjoe

6 years

This old lady was struggling to get to the bus stop, someone was like (about me) “Get this young man to help you, he works in Waitrose, you shop there right!” and then the other lady was like “No he’s...” NO IM WHAT? LOOOOL

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When there’s a speck of dust on your wall and you ask your landlord for your deposit back Landlord: