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5 years
Shaq loving dubstep is still my favorite thing.
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@bxwac All fun and games until your mom cuts her head off and starts floating 😩
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@queentrashcan Damn this describes it perfectly. Like yeah I got friends but I’m not close with any of them like they are with each other. I never know if it is my own fault that it’s like that or if that’s really just how it is. And I always wonder how that can be changed but it never happens.
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@funnygamedev This was my favorite
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@therealKidDream 2016 summer was one of the best times in everyone’s life for some reason can we just go back
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4 years
@trevor_norris0 ong this one too
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4 years
@itsmirabisa I love acid memes
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9 years
#NationalBestFriendsDay @diplo and @kanyewest they kept snapchatting me but they r the homies http://t.co/D0aCda1Pgo
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5 years
@ecogggswell When he asks what’s for dinner
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4 years
@FransisDerelle Throw on Excision 2019 Lost Lands mix and that bitch is getting torn apart
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6 years
@Moshingbutthole It’s called The Real Bros of Simi Valley Season 1 is on YouTube and Season 2 is on Facebook Watch Funny as HELL
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4 years
@drivingmemadi I will use these twice then get them so tangled that I have to throw them away.
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3 years
@ThiccBoyWubs Dawg 10k could change my life rn and this bozo threw 10x that in the ocean I’m livid
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7 years
WHY are u SO FINE
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@NCommentarys “GO HEeAaAaaAD”
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7 years
@jorgesxc_ This is literally the most nostalgia I’ve ever experienced in my life. I feel like I think of this commercial often and the fact that it’s here, right in front of me, is INSANE. Help me.
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7 years
@ImSouperGreat @jorgesxc_ ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP
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8 years
@autumnnnrose4 WTF WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END HERE
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2 years
I need new music bro everything i used to like is so stale now
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4 years
@wvtangdan The manny will not be televised
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@FreddyAmazin It’sthecitythatsexcitingitsthecitythatsinvitingitsthecityforawomanjustlikemeeeeeee
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6 years
@JaeYonnaa @_Prettyasxmarie Me, ugly and well dressed: well I’m right here Pretty girl: I’ll pass Me:
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6 years
Swedish House Mafia is gonna play at Ultra tonight and 12 year old me is freaking out but also 20 year old me is freaking out.
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5 years
“Don’t come in here on that stupid shit” Me:
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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends clips
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@itstatywassup Home room in high school would have this game jumpin every day bro 😫
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3 years
Just a reminder that Lauryn Hill
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@cinnamean I didn’t even read the whole thing the first sentence killed me
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1 year
@highimlayah Noooo I like it Bring back regular water 100% but lemme keep my faintly flavored bubbly water plz
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1 year
@NicholasPas5 I still don’t fully understand why Quantumania is considered bad. I’m convinced y’all just never liked Ant-Man and will continue to not no matter what.
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@pleighamade “I’ve been tested and I’m clean”
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@lilndonuts Wish you yelled this at my parents 4 years and 60k in loans ago
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@queenfudgie @DallasEDMFamily I swear every storm lately has had some crazy ass lightning wtf did we do as a state to get all this
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@gimmedatkrissy I wanted colored skinny jeans so bad but I looked like this in them:
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7 years
This could be us but you playin.
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1 year
@backdoor_hiphop The better album
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6 years
YALL REMEMBER THIS?!?!
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9 years
DANG THATS A LIVE PICTURE
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@asiakristina36 I’ll fail a test and say “well at least I showed up for the test” then take a nap like I did something
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8 years
Truly blessed to have committed to further my education and football career at Hardin-Simmons University. #SaddleUp
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11 years
"Sometimes I like to text the boyfriend that I don't have HAHAHA... 😐" @therealtyla_ http://t.co/QmjAIUps5s
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6 years
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10 months
Tsunami stage beautiful as usual
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9 years
Senior pictures went well.
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5 years
@diabeyonce Took my mom to her first fest last year bc she wanted to see Odesza and she loved it! Sucks that people can be shit like that. My mom was worried about the same thing but she’s always down to go to things now and I love taking her.
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@HeyLeslie97 I promise you everything bad you e heard about 26 year old men is true
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4 years
@ksatnews Put an actual loop on 1604 I wanna go upside down
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I meant to say: I love it when I give a generic response with a stolen meme on someone else’s post and it gets a couple of likes.
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@gjonesbass @tylerhillphoto thank you for this amazing performance. Always a pleasure ❤️
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5 years
Trying to figure out the best moves to break out at your next rave?? Well do I have the video for you!! @TexasEDMFamily
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6 years
I swear if someone comes at me sideways one more time I’ll bust out the spinning kick
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@Livv_Audrie07 That’s the HEB right by my house wtf this is terrifying
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@kinglrg_ I told my mom about this girl I hooked up with and I couldn’t stop cussing apparently 🤦🏽‍♂️ I also cried bc I wanted my teeth back
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@Bsauce2488 Schlitterbahn isn’t gone it’s literally gonna get better lmao y’all should read the articles
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@WowThatsHipHop WHY ALL THE CHOICES THAT I MAKE LEAVE ME WITH SCARS
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@DeonxMark I think it’s just a whole different aspect of music. Jay Z and Beyonce are more regal than Jhene and Big Sean. They’re sound is gonna be astronomically different in comparison. They’re solo albums alone are very different.
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5 years
Why is Stuart Little a movie? Like who actually sat down and said “Orphan mouse gets adopted by human family who is surprisingly completely prepared to have a mouse as a son.”
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2 years
@thoughtfulbae Babyface in Happy Death Day should be as popular but no one fw campy slashers anymore so idk if that’ll happen
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@LeanandCuisine swear these dropped the same week Michael Jackson's "Bad" dropped...
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6 years
I love it when my tweets do slight numbers.
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McMurry
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@RodriguezThaGod The Sea World here in San Antonio just got a badass new rollercoaster. I mean save the orcas but I love me a good coaster.
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It's been a month since you left... We miss you Em. 💖 #LongLiveEmilee
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EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE @ILLENIUMMUSIC @illenials
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UBBi DUBBi FAM 👾
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I’ll RT this every time I see it 🤗
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@ralazha_ My dad does this too. I’m 24 and my sister is 16. Santa brought a desk this year. I literally slept next to the tree on the couch and have no clue how they got it in here without waking me. Must’ve been Santa lol
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@marshmellomusic YACHTY AND MELLO? OH HELL YEAH. MELLOBOAT.
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@zevorus @TexasEDMFamily I can’t wait to shuffle to Excison
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J J J-U-D S S S-O-N
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@lilgeminibby We used to fight each other over Wolf Gang and Taylor Gang. Like sanctioned gang fights.
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I’ve been watching CallMeCarson Minecraft videos for about three days straight.
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