The Law of Conservation of Energy, states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed; energy can only be transferred or changed from one form to another...
10 years ago I was smoking weed out of a can in my parents garage and now I’m smoking weed out of a can in my studio apartment... so much can change in a decade.
text message meme:
me: a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm that means if u nut and sneeze at the same time you will have 9/8 of an orgasm.
FBI: stay where u are
To the kid in third period geometry who keeps pretending to stretch so he can look at my test answers and copy me. There’s gonna be two hits...
1. Me hitting the juul.
2. Me hitting up Ms. Johnson after class to tell her exactly what you’ve been doing.
Day 48 listening to Russ:
I’m beginning to perceive sounds as shapes & colors. When I close my eyes I can see future events unfolding in many places simultaneously. My body generates sustenance through photosynthesis now. Getting pretty lonely up here in the astral realm.
-XOXO
What do you get when you bring together Fortnite fans at Paris Games Week? A Guinness World Record for the Most Participants in a Video Game Emote Routine!
Thanks to all the 383 Cuddle Team Leaders who showed up to help out!
#FortnitePGW
If you’re listening to your stupid step-dad kevin having sex with your mom at 11:58:26pm then right at midnight your rage will be enough to punch a hole in your wall and have to do chores every weekend of 2018 to pay for the repairs. screw u kevin
@thenoelmiller
Amen bro 🙏 A woman’s right to choose multiple partners doesn’t end when she gets in a relationship! Some of us guys actually prefer it 😄